Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 (edited) The game introduces a multitude of enemy characters that attack her with their lances... if you know what I mean. 😉 I come up with a formula to introduce 1v1 multiplayer matches that allow for camping to be possible. Edited November 19, 2020 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 No one takes it seriously because mathematicians view anyone doing anything with math who isn’t one of them as a “filthy casual”. I pair Felicia and Leo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 You brought Leo into a dangerous den where he almost died from being served a living monster crab and he decides to make sure that you are never taken seriously as a matchmaker ever again... or alive for that matter. I told Caeda that Marth prefers bald girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Caeda being a reasonable and levelheaded person asks Marth if this is true, he says no, and they go on with their lives. I tell Roy he should really fire Merlinus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 You receive all the praise from the army since, with Merlinus gone, they can get a proper convoy. I pair Roy with Sophia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Roy spends every visit with his extended family tracking through a desert map. Shame on you. I might not grab every child unit in Conquest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted November 21, 2020 Author Share Posted November 21, 2020 Error Ryoma appears with the battered and bleeding children that you failed to recruit and says "If you're gonna let Hoshido be decimated, at least not leave these kids for dead!" then makes you his string puppet ala Error Sans. I force the Ashen Wolves to set themselves up as an official Fourth House in Garreg Mach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Picking their route means you spend all of your time underground and only leave to go on missions. As such the only characters you ever recruit is Flayn, who ends up leaving your party when you all join the empire because they all hate the church. Their part two is Crimson Flower with even less explanation, and their endgame is a fight against Cyril, for some reason. I remind Alm and Celica they they don’t really know each other and they marry different people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Alm pairs with Silque (a good pairing), but Celica doesn't have anyone else she's interested in, so she pairs with Saber, prompting the Valentian Bureau of Investigation to come after both you and Saber for instigating an underage relationship. I cheesed Narcian with Lilina's Bolting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 (edited) His wyvern eats Lilina alive so Roy throws in the towel after his waifu died and Bern conquers all of Elibe. I pair Amelia and Duessel. Edited November 22, 2020 by Sooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Is that a bad pairing? You are forced to be trapped within a heavy suit of armor with no escape. Good luck! I pair Gunter x Corrin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 It’s Revelations so the whole plot falls apart because Corrin’s mary sue powers stop Gunter from being possessed or whatever the heck happens. I paired Niles with someone. 1 hour ago, twilitfalchion said: Is that a bad pairing? Amelia is like 12 and Duessel is like 40. I mean their ending isn’t explicitly romantic, but still. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 (edited) You are derided as absolutely disgusting by everyone you meet. I pair Gunter x Elise. Edited November 22, 2020 by twilitfalchion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Gooron approves, leaving you in the knowledge that you have done an atrocious thing and ensured Anankos will continue to have a presence in Conquest. Naturally this dooms the world long term as everyone forgets that there might have been a bad thing post Conquest and Nohr is destroyed in the process. You fall with it. I don't stop making jokes about the "Extra Thiccet". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 I force you to write a five paragraph essay and submit to me on what that is while citing your sources because I do not know what that is. I pushed Severa into the Shepherd’s water supply so that their water would become too salty to drink and Validar would win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 You make me laugh because that's hilarious. xD She calls you baka! and pushes you into the water before stabbing at you in the water over and over again. I pants Chrom on the battlefield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Sumia throws a pie at you, disorienting you so much your entire army is wiped out. I think casual mode should stay in fe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted November 24, 2020 Author Share Posted November 24, 2020 (edited) Your army becomes immortal in order to put up with the rising tide of Classic Mode Takeover, and cannot die in battle no matter what. They also have a healing factor that gets them in fighting form by the next battle. Unfortunately, they are racked with mental illness and are very suicidal. I add a cat hiss to Ryoma's crit lines. Edited November 24, 2020 by WeAreNewcastle1053 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 It turns out the entire Hoshidan Royal family are actually cats this whole time and they corner you for daring to reveal the secret. I make the next Heroes banner all Camillas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Everyone leaves the fandom except for 12 year olds needing to be sent to horny jail who think they’re hot stuff for beating Conquest on Phoenix mode. I pair Serra and Oswin every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 You?! YOU! You get chopped up by Armads for pairing an old man with such a young girl. Then Matthew sweeps in and S-supports her after your death. I pair Kent and Lyn. Basic, I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Just now, twilitfalchion said: Basic, I know. That’s an odd way of spelling Hector x Lyn 😛 Fiora quits in dismay after you paid away her husbando, so naturally Florina and Farina follow suit. I use wyvern riders every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 That's fine, although peg knights are oBjEcTiVeLy better. I think Eirika's naïveté makes her a flawed, but relatable and well-written character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 You should now by know what happens when you have an opinion on the internet. I don’t think Eirika is a bad character, or that her naïveté makes her bad, but I think she’s awfully shallow and generic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Her brother demonstrates why she reveres his lance so much. Whether you want him to or not. I confused the Black Eagles for the Black Fang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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