Dragoncat Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 New DLC is made and the final boss is a monster that requires a certain relic to kill. All other attacks bounce right off it. I am laughing at the idea of elderly Dimitri with a potbelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted May 31, 2020 Author Share Posted May 31, 2020 Dimitri reads your mind and stabs your right eye out. I post something that belonged in another semi-related thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 You are banned from posting on both threads until the end of time. Despite loving gauntlets, I think that brawlers and grapplers have the worst designs in the entire franchise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted May 31, 2020 Author Share Posted May 31, 2020 You are forced to make the brawler/grappler designs for the next Fire Emblem games, and it is NOT easy. I delet the lobster lord memez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Ryoma cries on your shoulder for an entire week. I give Takumi over to the Faceless because he's an annoying, pineapple-wannabe twerp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted May 31, 2020 Author Share Posted May 31, 2020 He kills them all with a Fujin Yumi. Then he turns on you and summons a tornado in your face, obliterating you. I teleport Ryoma into the Undertale universe and make him take Sans' place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgonath Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 You have to play the whole series of fe games at the harderst difficulty using only the shittiest units I hypnotize Nino so that she kills zephiel, preventing the whole FE6 story from ever happening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Roy comes and burns you alive with the Binding Blade. I let Bors be ravaged by mages cause he's a crap unit. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 You get a gratuitous scene where said ravaging is displayed in a very detailed, graphic fashion. Realistic voice acting and sound effects included, of course. I let Jaffar die in FE7 because I couldn't deal with the RNG BS of that map any longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 His death results in you not having Lugh, which makes early game BB harder, and Raigh, which means you end up with Hugh still having his tome and not using it, which causes Niime to be unavailable as she chases him, forcing you to use Sophia. I got Ike to fight his friends. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 This is why Ike disappears in his ending, and he spends the rest of his existence participating in Super Smash Bros. 14 hours ago, WeAreNewcastle1053 said: You are forced to make the brawler/grappler designs for the next Fire Emblem games, and it is NOT easy. The jokes on you because I already have a multitude of ideas of what a hand-to-hand fighter class looks like! Now I just need to sharpen my drawing skills so that the modelers and animators actually get an idea of what I'm talking about... *** It doesn't affect my thoughts on the story (for the most part), but I find it morbidly hilarious how much attention Three Houses draws to the terrible things people do to get a crest when in gameplay they are hilarious inconsequential most of the time and could be removed without altering the game all that much. Even the legendary weapons aren't that special when compared to previous examples in the series, with their background being the only thing that really sets them apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted May 31, 2020 Author Share Posted May 31, 2020 6 hours ago, Hawkwing said: The jokes on you because I already have a multitude of ideas of what a hand-to-hand fighter class looks like! Now I just need to sharpen my drawing skills so that the modelers and animators actually get an idea of what I'm talking about... I meant actually coding it in the game and making the 3D models. Yes, they leave even that part up to you.  6 hours ago, Hawkwing said: I find it morbidly hilarious how much attention Three Houses draws to the terrible things people do to get a crest when in gameplay they are hilarious inconsequential most of the time and could be removed without altering the game all that much. Even the legendary weapons aren't that special when compared to previous examples in the series, with their background being the only thing that really sets them apart. The next game involves pitting the Three Houses characters against those from another world, where there is an equivalent of Crests and legendary weapons, which are way more effective. The whole game becomes a satire on the entire Crest system and all and Fodlan falls to shit because people realise all the damage they have caused in the name of getting Crests and Relics was all for nothing resulting in mass suicides in Fodlan.  I post a Fire Emblem crime that is actually having an opinion instead of an actual FE crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Anna bonks you on the head and says "I'm charging you 1000 gold for every opinion you have!" I call Ingrid the CEO of racism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 She immediately becomes repentant and apologises to Dedue, rendering your statement false... until she suddenly becomes VERY racist towards Outrealm people, such as you. I take a nap on the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Chrom walks up and swipes you across the face with the blunt side of Falchion. I deprive Stahl of food for 24 hours and immediately send him into battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgonath Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Gonzales uses you as his personal punch bag I send Dorcas to die against a horde of swordsman as soon as I get him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 (edited) Natalie hires an assassin to kill you. I use Rebecca to kill Dart. Edited June 1, 2020 by twilitfalchion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Berserker!Ross chases you with a huge axe. I eat the weeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Dedue chops you into bits with his axe. I give Annette overly spicy food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 She doesn't eat it and throws it in your face. I give Caspar boxing gloves that scream when they hit things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 They turn out to be the best gauntlets in the entire game. No one ever uses any other gauntlet type again. Not even the computer. I spend literal days of my life trying to use a combination of save states and arena abuse to make Matthis get to level 6 (or maybe 7 if I can stomach it) on H5. Wait... Did I just punish myself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 It still may not be as bad as Badon 2's arena. (Jeez, what were they thinking when they made most bets over a thousand gold?!) I arena abused on an ironman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Legault decides to abandon you in his recruitment chapter before you can even get close to him. Oh wait, that actually happened. I kill all the recruitable units because I like to make myself suffer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgonath Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 The only music you'll be able to listen to for the rest of your life is the Serra theme I insult Athos for his beard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 He Forblazes you out of existence. I flirt with FE7 Louise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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