Boons and Banes: The (Forum) Game

[Punished Dayni]

Turns out a powerhouse needs fuel and as you become a giant mitochondria that can't so easily access its fuel you break down before long.

The ability to stop anything moving with a snap of your fingers.

[DragonFlames]

You stop yourself, too.

The ability to get every reference.

[null]

But too socially awkward to talk about it.

The ability to make anyone laugh.

[Dragoncat]

The power doesn't stop working and it's always active, you walk into a funeral and everybody laughs.

The power to talk to birds.

[null]

You become Micaiah

They always misinterpret your messages and go Alfred Hitchcock on everyone.

The power to produce fire from your fingertips.

[Benice]

You have the same speed growth as Micaiah.

The power to make the RD remake feature more of Elincia and Sanaki and less of Ike, and actual supports!

[Dragoncat]

You have this power, but a remake never happens.

The power to always catch shiny pokemon with perfect IVs when you play Pokemon games.

[Benice]

You can't play pokemon games anymore and every time you try your console/computer breaks down.

The ability to make my friends understand "Is it the Dawn Brigade?" references.

[null]

They do, but you are forced to talk to them about it constantly, preventing you from playing any more FE.

The ability to breeze through the hardest FE difficulties.

[DragonFlames]

FE becomes boring to you.

The ability to resist dying in real life when you die in the game.

[Dragoncat]

Instead you float around nothingness for all eternity.

The power to instantly get a perfect career that pays well and you enjoy.

[null]

But you only have it for a single day at a time.

The power to make your waifu/husbando materialize in front of you.

Edited July 25, 2020 by twilitfalchion

[DragonFlames]

But they absolutely detest you.

The ability to translate every language into your native tongue.

[SirErrant]

But you can only speak your native tongue, and it's pig latin.

The power to time travel.

[null]

But you age a lot every time you use it.

The power to create instant friendships.

[Dragoncat]

For every one you create, you also create a bitter enemy.

The power to create stunning pieces of art using the simplest tools.

[null]

They look like a mess to everyone but you.

The power to instantly snap your favorite meal into existence.

[DragonFlames]

You don't also snap a plate into existence, so it just ends up on the table.
Depending on the meal, this could get messy.

The power to cool yourself when it gets too hot outside.

[Dragoncat]

You always cool yourself too much so you're better off not using the power.

The power to turn water into soda pop.

[null]

It’s diet soda (which may not necessarily be a bad thing depending on your taste)

The ability to brew a perfect cup of coffee every morning.

[Dragoncat]

23 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

It’s diet soda (which may not necessarily be a bad thing depending on your taste)

Absolute win. I can't have regular due to being diabetic.

24 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

The ability to brew a perfect cup of coffee every morning.

It's the kind of coffee that's made from the poop of a rainforest critter.

The ability to never pay more than five dollars for anything you buy.

[Silver Star]

Everything you buy breaks within 24 hours.

The ability to talk to animals.

[indigoasis]

You can no longer understand humans.

The ability to perfectly aim in an FPS game (not aimbot, just skill).

[null]

But every other finger goes stiff so you can't do anything else but move the camera around.

The ability to be smooth and romantic instead of nerdy and awkward.

[Dragoncat]

Everybody of your prefered sex/gender/orientation instantly falls in love with you and you have to pick one and reject the rest.

The power to sing and make animals clean your house.