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Here's the link. It auto-generates some Fire Emblem hot takes (some of which are NSFW). Here are some of my favorites:

"Wil ended slavery."

"Gwendolyn is a war criminal."

"Romance ruined Awakening."

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Sanaki is the worst character in the franchise.

Louise my religion. don't mind that one

Arthur is only liked because of their thighs.

Kaga did racism first.

Edited by twilitfalchion

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"Samson contributes more than Nagi"

(It's not wrong, though)

"The perfect Fire Emblem Warriors roster: Gilliam, Orson, L'Arachel, Duessel, and Cormag"

"BSFE is better than Three Houses"

"Nealuchi is my religion"

Woah...This thing knows me too well! Nealuchi IS my religion!

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"Nephenee is a good unit only in 0% growths"

(Never played 0% growths, but I'm fairly certain her bases aren't high enough to carry her through the game. Proof: My strength screwed Nephenee in one RD playthrough, who did less damage than Mist)

"Soleil x Mozu is the worst ship"

(can't disagree. Any ship involving Soleil is the worst one. Even though this one can't even be a thing in the game.)

"Bernadetta is racist"

(Stop bullying poor Bernie!)

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Some of these are pretty incredible:

Hubert x Dedue is the worst ship
Heroes ruined Seteth
Scarlet being shipped with Arthur is actually terrible because it normalizes slavery
Alm is a bottom (Totally true in my run of SoV, Celica was unstoppable while Alm was just okay)

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"Maeda ruined Tiki=Waifu"
i'm fairly sure Maeda ruins everything that involves him

"Where is the Path of Radiance remake? I want them to buff Bastian!"
i never knew i wanted this so bad until just now

"Maeda ruined Marianne"
just as i said

Edited by Yexin

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1 hour ago, Florete said:

 

Alm is a bottom (Totally true in my run of SoV, Celica was unstoppable while Alm was just okay)

You...really don't know what a bottom is, do you?

 

Here's mine:

Camilla being shipped with Selena is actually terrible because it normalizes casuals

 

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Byleth contributes more than Felix
Kaga did romance first
Hinata's character is just a worse version of Funke
Tauroneo contributes more than Mia

 

LOL

Edited by Anju

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33 minutes ago, Armchair General said:

You...really don't know what a bottom is, do you?

I definitely do.

Edited by Florete

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''Where is the Awakening remake? I want them to buff Frederick!''

Lel

''Lorenz x Bernadetta is the worst ship''

Lorenz x Lys is worse

''Garcia is only liked because of their tits''

...

''Fates is the Dark Souls of Fire Emblem''

actually yeah i agree with this if we are talking conquest

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r/shitpostemblem - Thanks FE Hot Take Generator

First one I got, still my favorite.

Líf's character is just a better version of Eir

Edited by Dragoncat

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Gangrel deserves to die

This one came up for me, and I kind of agree. The whole post game side chapter things kinda ruined alot of characters.

Also can't forget this gem "Hel x Hríd is the best ship"

Edited by Faellin

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Ooh, here's some. 

Leonie is a bottom

New Mystery is the Dark Souls of Fire Emblem-I swear someone has said this once.

Sothis x Lysithea is the best ship

Nowi x Gregor is the worst ship

Hector's character is problematic because it promotes war crimes

War crimes ruined Three Houses

I like the Elise archetype

Serra's character provides a deep analysis on romance

Lysithea is only liked because of their tits

Tiki=Waifu's character is problematic because it promotes racism

Tharja is the worst part of Awakening

Hubert is a fascist

Walhart is only liked because of their tits

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1 hour ago, Sir Gerwald of Vallora said:

Lysithea is only liked because of their tits

Hello? Police? Lol

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"IS needs to add a new alt for Sonya in Heroes"

hey, that'd be amazing, the kinda left her in the dust

 

"Claude's character is just a worse version of Seteth"

how can a generator be so accurate

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