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Well, I've been on SF for a little while now and have followed some other folks' LPs.

So at the suggestion of some other kind users on here, here's one of my own: an Ike solo of FE9 hard mode!

Path of Radiance is one of my favorite FE games and one of the easier ones to solo, since Ike is pretty solid (although not the greatest if he gets RNG-screwed), so I hope this goes well!

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I'm going for as much of a pure solo as possible, but since that's not possible in some chapters due to forced deployment, here's the rules/things to expect from how I play:

1. Meatshields that I send into battle are forbidden, but if the enemies attack the unarmed units on their own, that's fine.

2. Trading items to Ike from recruited units is fine.

3. Recruiting units for the sake of getting their items is fine.

4. I will be using the unarmed units to get items from houses you can visit for some chapters, but I will usually just buy the items I need from the armory and shop.

5. I might redo some chapters in case an essential item is missed, like a Seraph Robe or something similar (as is the case with chapter 1, lol), or to get Ike some better level ups. I want to be able to finish this LP so any help I can get is absolutely necessary.

6. The Black Knight fight is something I'd like to do, but depending on Ike's stats, will be a "want-to" rather than a "will do."

7. I'll be doing updates once or twice a week, ideally, but I may change that from time to time.

Hopefully you all enjoy it!

Prologue and Chapter 1:

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Prologue:

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And a serious challenge it will be, considering Ike is actually a double-edged sword (haha) as a unit.

If he gets RNG-screwed, he can start to be a liability until promotion. Here's hoping that doesn't happen!

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Y'know, maybe I'm a bit weird, but I've always appreciated older style FMVs like in Path of Radiance, cringe voice acting and all.

It has a certain charm to it that makes me nostalgic for the days of the GameCube and Wii. Wow, I feel old.

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Not every FE father has been as memorable as Greil was, to me at least.

Makes me wish that he hadn't died, but maybe instead suffered an injury that left him as Ike's advisor for the rest of the game so he could watch his son grow as a leader.

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"'Bout time!"

I agree, Mist. Let's get started!

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Well, Ike got whacked hard enough to lie unconscious in the grass for quite a while. Can't imagine he'd be feeling too great after that.

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Thanks for reminding us, MIst.

Well, time to get some practice in on our punching Boyd bag.

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But first, the screen most FE players probably go to before starting a new playthrough.

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The options menu.

As much as I love the game, FE9's animations and text are pretty slow.

So if you all don't mind, I'll be setting the game to only play the map animations and movement and text to max speed.

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The action I'll be choosing for most of this playthrough, actually.

Since Ike is an iffy unit already, it's almost always the best option to let him wait, counter, and chug vulneraries in between turns.

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I love how Mist rags on Boyd so much.

Poor guy's already being a practice dummy for her brother. Then she goes and trash talks him from the sidelines. xD

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One counterattack later, and Ike can take Boyd down in one hit.

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Savage, Mist.

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Well, I did choose hard mode for a reason, Greil.

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Yes, because the soreness in Ike's back wasn't a good enough reminder.

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The first of many, many vulneraries Ike will be chugging in the early game.

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Some trading of blows between father and son leaves them both at 13 HP.

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And another round gives Ike the win over his father.

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First level up of the game. Could be better, could be worse.

I really hope he doesn't get def screwed like the last time I tried this. 7 def at lvl 14. Oof.

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Couldn't have been holding back too much. You ended the fight with 1 HP, Ike.

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He's not lying, actually. Exclusively for the Prologue in PoR, both Greil and Boyd have a skill equipped called "Discipline," which reduces their stats for the purpose of the training chapter.

That skill disappears in the rest of the chapters though. So, in a way, Boyd wasn't really giving his all in the fight with Ike.

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Chapter 1:

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On to Chapter 1!

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Just look at how beautiful those those PS1-quality textures and models are!

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Okay, okay! Yeesh.

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Good, I'll need the items you collect and the vulneraries you have.

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Uh, Oscar?

*looks at LP title*

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Not a tough map, per se. Although placement is everything since Ike will be the only one attacking.

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proceeds to go put Ike in front of everyone else

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But first, a little visiting and trading to get a steel sword for Ike and fill him up with vulneraries.

For a run like this, that four iron swords glitch comes in handy for sure.

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Time to place Titania over near that house so she can nab the Seraph Robe on the next turn, and drop her weapon so she can't counter.

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Well, I guess, if you consider one amateur merc kid with a sword an army.

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Flame Hyenard intensifies

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Weapon triangle advantage definitely helps Ike to dodge often enough to avoid taking too much damage from the axes, especially when he's kind of squishy early on.

prays to the RNGoddess that Ike gets better defense

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Some more trading and a vulnerary use.

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Had to restart Ch. 1 since I missed this the first time through. If Ike gets def-screwed, some extra HP should at least help him last longer than a few hits.

Moving Titania out of the way actually helps draw attention whether I want it to or not so the pirates don't gang up on Ike.

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I get some kills with Ike and the second level up of this run.

Not the best, but hopefully he'll make up for it with the next few levels.

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More pirate deaths and Ike is getting a bit too low on HP for my liking.

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Moving Titania out of the way, Ike chugs another vulnerary.

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Ike-annot wait until Ike gets strong enough to ORKO any enemy he comes across. Let the genocIke begin!

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More Ike action and another level up. If Ike keeps this up, I might be resetting chapters sooner than I thought.

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I move Oscar out of the way since the pirates can apparently attack over the fence, and give Ike the oh-so-necessary Seraph Robe.

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Ike gets that Seraph Robe and finishes off the crowd of pirates. 29 HP will give me a bit more leeway in future chapters going up against archers and lance users.

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Getting to the last stretch of the chapter, Ike gets another level up. Better. I need all the def and spd I can get.

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Fast enough to double a myrmidon. Nice. And I get a new iron sword from it. Also nice.

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Do you not understand weapon triangle advantage?

Ike dodges like a champ and knocks his health down to almost half.

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Ike takes the offensive and finishes him off.

Even though they're pirates, I always feel a bit sad when I hear them say things like "I don't want to die."

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He a teenager who just murdered over a dozen pirates. How do you think he's feeling?

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Hey! Making Boyd feel self-conscious is Mist's job!

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And that's it for the prologue and first chapter! Nobody's died yet, but that will change pretty soon.

See you next time!

 

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7 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

If he gets RNG-screwed, he can start to be a liability until promotion. Here's hoping that doesn't happen!

Oh yeah, I definitely had that happen to me on more than one occasion.

8 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

Thanks for reminding us, MIst.

Gotta rub it in deep, after all, haha!

8 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

So if you all don't mind, I'll be setting the game to only play the map animations and movement and text to max speed.

Noooo, you gotta switch it all to the slowest options possible! /s

9 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

Savage, Mist.

And yet, they can get married.
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me.

10 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

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First level up of the game. Could be better, could be worse.

Yeesh, no Strength or Speed hurts. But more bulk is good, I suppose!

11 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Uh, Oscar?

*looks at LP title*

You can't blame him too much. His eyes are closed, so obviously he didn't read the title.

12 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

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proceeds to go put Ike in front of everyone else

Lesson #1: Never listen to a "loser" who "got nothing".

13 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

I get some kills with Ike and the second level up of this run.

Not the best, but hopefully he'll make up for it with the next few levels.

He got Speed, at least, so that's good!
But his Strength, though... I may harp on this a little too much, but I saw some pretty Strength-screwed Ikes in my time playing the game, so I'm worried...

15 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

Ike-annot wait until Ike gets strong enough to ORKO any enemy he comes across.

Ha! Nice. XD

15 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

More Ike action and another level up. If Ike keeps this up, I might be resetting chapters sooner than I thought.

I'm getting flashbacks to The Roger's Shadow Dragon LP, where people refused to get Strength all the time. XD

16 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

Fast enough to double a myrmidon. Nice.

Awesome!

17 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

And that's it for the prologue and first chapter! Nobody's died yet, but that will change pretty soon.

See you next time!

The Tellius massacre.

Awesome first part, I'd say! Very enjoyable to read!
I'm excited for this, because I want to see if solo'ing PoR with Ike on Hard is actually possible. Looking forward to the next part! And best of luck! ^^

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Now I can roast PoR while watching suffering! Yeah!

47 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

Not every FE father has been as memorable as Greil was, to me at least.

Bernstool is best FE dad!

47 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

Makes me wish that he hadn't died, but maybe instead suffered an injury that left him as Ike's advisor for the rest of the game so he could watch his son grow as a leader.

Berwick did that!

47 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

movement and text to max speed

WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU SET TEXT AND MOVEMENT SPEED TO MAX?!!!!

47 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

First level up of the game. Could be better, could be worse.

Boo. Not a blank level. 

It is a good start, though. PoR's enemies are slower than me when I wake up, and defense is good for preventing softlocks! 'Specially in the chapter where Ike will have halved speed. Uh, that doesn't mean that Ike shouldn't get speed, though.

47 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

Just look at how beautiful those those PS1-quality textures and models are!

Mmm! That makes me HUNGRY!

47 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

Had to restart Ch. 1 since I missed this the first time through. If Ike gets def-screwed, some extra HP should at least help him last longer than a few hits.

It is a shame about the HP cap being 40 unpromoted, though. Hope that doesn't bite you in the behind later... I fear for Ch. 17 on your behalf.

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Ike, that's not what I meant by needing some speed!

51 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

Even though they're pirates, I always feel a bit sad when I hear them say things like "I don't want to die."

Maybe it is a good thing that you didn't play Berwick...

52 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

Hey! Making Boyd feel self-conscious is Mist's job!

So ein Mist!

52 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

And that's it for the prologue and first chapter! Nobody's died yet, but that will change pretty soon.

See you next time!

Thanks for the great update, looking forwards to the next one! And also for the deaths...Muwahahahaaa!

 

Now I can roast PoR and praise Berwick while watching suffering! Yeah! Three Boyds with one stone!

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1 hour ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Time to place Titania over near that house so she can nab the Seraph Robe on the next turn, and drop her weapon so she can't counter.

I guess the rest of the group is allowed to meat-shield then. Are you going to let Ike support?

 

56 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

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More Ike action and another level up. If Ike keeps this up, I might be resetting chapters sooner than I thought.

That strength is becoming worrying...

 

57 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Fast enough to double a myrmidon. Nice. And I get a new iron sword from it. Also nice.

Well it would be nice if he didn't have to throw it away thanks to a full inventory. Then again the four swords glitch means you will probably be fine for swords anyway.

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I assume shoving and rescuing ike to get him from place to place is allowed. Though I'm not clear on how the meatshielding rule works. Enemies like to prioritize unarmed units, and you can un-arm a unit by just unequipping their weapon in this game. Also, are healing staves, Volke (stealing), and Reyson allowed?

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2 hours ago, Eltosian Kadath said:

I guess the rest of the group is allowed to meat-shield then. Are you going to let Ike support?

No supports, and I won't be using the units as meatshields myself (by sending them to choke points or something like that). But if enemies attack them while they're sitting in a corner of the map (because of forced deployment), there's nothing I can (or will) really do about that.

1 hour ago, Glennstavos said:

I assume shoving and rescuing ike to get him from place to place is allowed. Though I'm not clear on how the meatshielding rule works. Enemies like to prioritize unarmed units, and you can un-arm a unit by just unequipping their weapon in this game. Also, are healing staves, Volke (stealing), and Reyson allowed?

If absolutely necessary, I'll make use of shoving and rescuing, but I'd prefer to keep it as much of a true solo as I can. For meatshielding, the above comment should answer your question (I hope). No staves, no Reyson, but I will use Volke to get good items when possible.

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Chapter 2: The Tellius Massacre Begins

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On 9/21/2020 at 4:49 PM, DragonFlames said:
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Noooo, you gotta switch it all to the slowest options possible! /s

You want me to finish this LP, right? xD

Yeesh, no Strength or Speed hurts. But more bulk is good, I suppose!

Yep, had to reset not long after starting Ch. 2 because Ike didn't get strength again. Was pleasantly surprised by the next few level ups though.

You can't blame him too much. His eyes are closed, so obviously he didn't read the title.

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Lesson #1: Never listen to a "loser" who "got nothing".

True. xD

He got Speed, at least, so that's good!
But his Strength, though... I may harp on this a little too much, but I saw some pretty Strength-screwed Ikes in my time playing the game, so I'm worried...

*fervently prays to the RNGoddess for level up favor*

I'm getting flashbacks to The Roger's Shadow Dragon LP, where people refused to get Strength all the time. XD

Oh boy.

The Tellius massacre.

Indeed. ☠️

Awesome first part, I'd say! Very enjoyable to read!
I'm excited for this, because I want to see if solo'ing PoR with Ike on Hard is actually possible. Looking forward to the next part! And best of luck! ^^

Ey, thanks! I'm glad people actually like my commentary.

Ngl, I thought it sounded pretty dry and boring reading it myself.

 

On 9/21/2020 at 5:23 PM, Benice said:
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Now I can roast PoR while watching suffering! Yeah!

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Berwick did that!

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WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU SET TEXT AND MOVEMENT SPEED TO MAX?!!!!

*laughs maniacally*
But seriously, I can't imagine anyone wanting to look at PoR's PS1 graphics in the fight animations. Makes it easier to take screenshots as well.

It is a good start, though. PoR's enemies are slower than me when I wake up, and defense is good for preventing softlocks! 'Specially in the chapter where Ike will have halved speed. Uh, that doesn't mean that Ike shouldn't get speed, though.

Speedwings should help if he's a bit lacking, and yeah, I'll need the extra def just in case str is lacking as well. But I'll probably also forge a few swords for him for that chapter to counteract Leanne's effect on his stats somewhat.

It is a shame about the HP cap being 40 unpromoted, though. Hope that doesn't bite you in the behind later... I fear for Ch. 17 on your behalf.

*prays to the RNGoddess for extra def*

Thanks for the great update, looking forwards to the next one! And also for the deaths...Muwahahahaaa!

*insert "death, death everywhere" meme*

But thanks, seriously.

Now I can roast PoR and praise Berwick while watching suffering! Yeah! Three Boyds with one stone!

Haha! xD

 

On 9/21/2020 at 5:45 PM, Eltosian Kadath said:

That strength is becoming worrying...

That definitely gets a bit better in the next chapter thanks to some resetting.

Well it would be nice if he didn't have to throw it away thanks to a full inventory. Then again the four swords glitch means you will probably be fine for swords anyway.

True. And a certain purple haired myrm will also be useful if my weapons are low for one reason or another.

 

On 9/22/2020 at 2:55 AM, Mori said:

This is actually great, gonna love reading more

Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Here's hoping your Ike gets mega blessed

Fingers crossed, for sure.

 

On 9/22/2020 at 8:43 AM, lightcosmo said:

Yeah! You can do it!

Seriously, you can do this, no problem!

Thanks, I appreciate the confidence.

I just hope the RNGoddess feels like blessing me as well. xD

 

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Chapter 2:

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Welcome back. I'm glad people enjoyed the last update, so here's the next one!

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After stopping the bandits, things have been quite calm back on the ranch at the Greil Mercenaries' fort.

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Where else would she have been?

It's not like she's had much work since the boss's son went on a killing spree at the last mission.

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That's because Rhys has an entirely different fever. Loving fever for Titania! ❤️

Um...forget you read that. Nothing to see here. Move along.

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He won't be doing any work anyway, Titania. None of you will.

You didn't read the the title of the LP, did you?

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Eh, nothing a bunch of vulneraries can't do.

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Nope. Not suspicious at all.

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Ever the optimist, aren't you Rhys?

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Why though? Ike stronk. Send him to take care of it, whatever it is.

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Maybe if you'd read it, you'd find out.

Or just stand there with a blank look on your face. That works too.

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Finally read the letter, I see.

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The first of many genocIkes to occur in Tellius.

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Channeling Hector, are we?

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What about Rolf though?

He needs to live too! To live on as one of the worst units in the game!

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Gotta say. It's moments like this that I really appreciate Ike's characterization.

A lot of FE lords have the "I want to help everyone" schtick, but with Ike it comes across as a fiery indigance instead of a good-natured sympathy.

Refreshing and fairly realistic for a fictional character, I'd say.

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Why, so you can stand there and do nothing?

Mist was right, Boyd. You do "got nothing."

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Ah, the sounds of happy cooperation.

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At this point, their coming is just going to add to the body count. *sighs*

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Yet there you are, standing by yourself.

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Did you see what happened at Caldea? I mean, one guy did that.

You'll get no sympathy from him, that's for sure.

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I really should be asking you that.

Anyway, time to get KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM start the chapter.

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We get a nice view of the map. Nothing complex, but fairly populated with enemies.

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"We"?

I don't think so, Ike.

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First order of business: give Rhys' vulnerary to Ike. He won't be needing them after what's going to happen in the next few minutes.

I move Ike into the upper left part of the map so he doesn't get heavily surrounded by enemies.

He's already pretty solid, but too many enemies will overwhelm him even with his added bulk from the Seraph Robe.

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I move the bodies other units away from the enemies, although it really wouldn't matter if I left them there anyway.

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I guess lack of sympathy runs in the family.

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True, although Ike will be carrying the responsibility of the mission himself.

Maybe Boyd, Oscar, and Rhys can cheer him on from the sidelines.

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Rhys takes a hit and Ike dishes them out.

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Now that's a level up worth resetting for.

Beautiful, Ike.

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Ike doesn't seem to mind his friends getting attacked. He just stands and watches from a distance while he chugs another vulnerary.

No sympathy, remember?

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Oh, the humanity!

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Yeah, you can't do anything, Titania. This is Ike's show. Sorry.

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Ike kills and Titania dodges. Her speed makes her a good transport for items at least. She can dodge and tank hits reliably enough to not die on me.

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Ike decides to take the initiative in the fight while his friends are axed in the background.

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Looks like Ike decided to finally help his friends out after basking in the glory of a good level up.

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Just in case Oscar dies, I decide to transfer that steel sword he was holding over to Titania since characters who die lose the items they were holding in PoR.

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ORKO'ing a myrm. Very nice. That extra strength is already making a difference.

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Don't just stand there, Ike! Your friend is in danger!

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When I said to not just stand there, that's not what I meant, Ike.

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Now you decide to help Oscar, when he's on the brink of death. Smh.

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Time to head over and finish off the rest of the map.

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That speed! That strength!

Ugh! So good.

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Goodbye, best boy.

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That's what happens when you walk around everywhere with your eyes closed. You never know when a stray axe might end you.

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Ike then decides to go get revenge on his friend's behalf.

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Justice indeed.

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Hm. Not bad, not bad at all. Str and def are looking promising.

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I take the time to check out the enemy ranges before putting Ike in the open to counter any attacks.

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Draw the enemies out, then jump into the bushes.

High level strategy right there.

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Some more fighting, then we meet with the boss bandit.

Eh, I like my odds.

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Can't touch this.

Also, I decide to take out the bandit to my left juuuust in case something happens. Idk what would happen at this point, but you never know with RNG.

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The other bandit commits suicIke and Ikanau meets his end.

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Yeah, yeah you do.

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Ughhhhh......okay. It's strength. I'll take it.

At least I can give Ike a speed boost with the Speedwing I got from Ikanau.

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Mmmm....those ORKO's are delicious.

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"We," Ike?

You're being far too modest.

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Getting read the Riot Act by the mounted mommy.

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Ike the savior. Everyone else is there for moral support.

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I'd listen to him, pal.

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Ever the diplomatic one, Titania is.

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Oh noes!

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Uh...um...oh...well...you see...

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By the Falco Lombardi of Fire Emblem, who else?

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I guess I should be thankful.

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Hey, Gatrie! Come back when you're a little...MMM...faster! Hahahahaha!

sees Ruben glaring at me for stealing his joke

Ah...ha...ha...

stops talking

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Almost entirely discounting Ike's destructive capabilities, I see.

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Ah, Mist. I'm sure your faith in Ike is what gave him such good level ups (minus that last one).

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Oh boy...

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sadness intensifies

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Eh, just you wait, lady. You'll be one of the casualties, I'm sure.

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And that's it for this update! I hope you enjoy it!

 

 

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6 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:
*laughs maniacally*
But seriously, I can't imagine anyone wanting to look at PoR's PS1 graphics in the fight animations. Makes it easier to take screenshots as well.

Yeah, it is a serious shame, since the game's speed, (or lack thereof) is one of the biggest reasons I've disliked it thus far.

6 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Speedwings should help if he's a bit lacking, and yeah, I'll need the extra def just in case str is lacking as well. But I'll probably also forge a few swords for him for that chapter to counteract Leanne's effect on his stats somewhat.

Hopefully it works out! And there is always the option of breaking the solo for one or two maps if you need to.

6 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

That's because Rhys has an entirely different fever. Loving fever for Titania! ❤️

Um...forget you read that. Nothing to see here. Move along.

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6 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

To live on as one of the worst units in the game!

Straight up the worst in my expert opinion.

...Rolf x Mist is still real, though.

6 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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6 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Booooooooo! Your Ike is still faster than my level 15 Ike!

6 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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R.I.P.

6 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

mounted mommy.

I am using this now.

6 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Uh...um...oh...well...you see...

sweats nervously

Wait, ain't there alternate dialogue if Oscar died? Apparently not...

6 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Ah, I presume that this is it.

6 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

By the Falco Lombardi of Fire Emblem, who else?

No, it was Rolf! He and his 6 base speed escaped, took a very fast shot and ran back in time to fool everyone! He's actually the one teaching Shinon.

6 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Well, R.I.P Oscar and Rhys x Titania.

 

 

Great deaths, looking forwards to the next ones!

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8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

That's because Rhys has an entirely different fever. Loving fever for Titania! ❤️

Um...forget you read that. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Don't fear the ships, embrace them.

 

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Eh, nothing a bunch of vulneraries can't do.

Vulnerary-chan is a time honored, and well respected healer in the franchise, ever since she replaced Wrys in Mystery of the Emblem book 1, so her replacing Rhys now is a role she is rather accustom to.

 

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Now that's a level up worth resetting for.

I guess that is one way to deal with his strength issues...

 

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Oh, the humanity!

I guess we will get to see some of the rarely seen alternate versions of the script (Path of Radiance has a lot of variance in the early game script due to it planning for any combinations of characters being alive...)

 

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

 

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Goodbye, best boy.

sheds a tear

That's what happens when you walk around everywhere with your eyes closed. You never know when a stray axe might end you.

Poor Oscar will never get the chance to romance Tanith...

 

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Oh boy...

Speaking of changes to the script.

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 13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

That's because Rhys has an entirely different fever. Loving fever for Titania! ❤️

Um...forget you read that. Nothing to see here. Move along.

I ship it. Why not? XD

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

He won't be doing any work anyway, Titania. None of you will.

You didn't read the the title of the LP, did you?

And she doesn't have Oscar's excuse.
How very rude of you, Titania!

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Why though? Ike stronk. Send him to take care of it, whatever it is.

Titania fell asleep last chapter, it seems. She though the others did stuff.

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Or just stand there with a blank look on your face. That works too.

Better than being sent to an untimely demise.

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

What about Rolf though?

"What about Rolf?" ~ Ike

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Gotta say. It's moments like this that I really appreciate Ike's characterization.

A lot of FE lords have the "I want to help everyone" schtick, but with Ike it comes across as a fiery indigance instead of a good-natured sympathy.

Refreshing and fairly realistic for a fictional character, I'd say.

Agreed.

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Ah, the sounds of happy cooperation.

Friendship! 😄

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Did you see what happened at Caldea? I mean, one guy did that.

You'll get no sympathy from him, that's for sure.

Ike's about to show people why he should have been included in Warriors.

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Maybe Boyd, Oscar, and Rhys can cheer him on from the sidelines.

For how long, is the question.

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Oh, the humanity!

Welp, that didn't last long.
Bye, bye, Rhys! *waves*

Now who's the villain?

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Amazing! Simply amazing!

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Looks like Ike decided to finally help his friends out after basking in the glory of a good level up.

"Hey guys, what's up?"
"Rhys died."
"... F."

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Just in case Oscar dies, I decide to transfer that steel sword he was holding over to Titania since characters who die lose the items they were holding in PoR.

That convoy can't arrive early enough.

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Don't just stand there, Ike! Your friend is in danger!

Sarcasm.

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

When I said to not just stand there, that's not what I meant, Ike.

He'd rather help the guy that called him a moron.
Like I said: Friendship! 😄

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Goodbye, best boy.

sheds a tear

That's what happens when you walk around everywhere with your eyes closed. You never know when a stray axe might end you.

I was gonna make that joke, but then you beat me to it. XD

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Hm. Not bad, not bad at all. Str and def are looking promising.

This is without a shadow of a doubt one of the best Ike's I've seen at this point.
Hope he can keep it up!

Maybe watching his friends die motivates him.

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Ike lost his motivation, it seems. Time to kill more friends!

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

"We," Ike?

You're being far too modest.

That, or he's taken to using the royal "we".
Which would then be the opposite of modest.

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Ever the diplomatic one, Titania is.

She's putting down the Steel Sword... that she can't even use.
Very effective, Titania!

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

By the Falco Lombardi of Fire Emblem, who else?

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I guess I should be thankful.

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Hey, Gatrie! Come back when you're a little...MMM...faster! Hahahahaha!

Oh look!
More cannonfodder!

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Oh boy...

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sadness intensifies

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Eh, just you wait, lady. You'll be one of the casualties, I'm sure.

All joking aside, wow, that's dark.
But I am happy that PoR actually acknowledges it when people die, at least this early on. It's one of the things that I like about the game, actually.

 

13 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

And that's it for this update! I hope you enjoy it!

Very much so! Thank you!
Ike is getting good enough to one-round stuff, so all is fine I'd say!

*looks at Oscar and Rhys*
Yep... tooootally fine.

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On 9/27/2020 at 2:54 AM, Benice said:
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Yeah, it is a serious shame, since the game's speed, (or lack thereof) is one of the biggest reasons I've disliked it thus far.

15 fps will do that to you... 😛

Hopefully it works out! And there is always the option of breaking the solo for one or two maps if you need to.

You're right, although I'd prefer not to if at all possible.

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Hahaha!

I really do have boring taste in ships.

Straight up the worst in my expert opinion.

...Rolf x Mist is still real, though.

*Boyd x Mist intensifies*

Booooooooo! Your Ike is still faster than my level 15 Ike!

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Ike-annot afford to have Ike be slow in this playthrough!

R.I.P.

Farewell to my fav cav in FE.

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I am using this now.

I wish I could claim it as something I thought of myself, but nah.

I heard someone on another forum use that phrase. *womp womp*

Ah, I presume that this is it.

Yep, and you get similar dialogues for other characters dying as well.

No, it was Rolf! He and his 6 base speed escaped, took a very fast shot and ran back in time to fool everyone! He's actually the one teaching Shinon.

A prideful cough from Shinon can be heard in the distance.

Well, R.I.P Oscar and Rhys x Titania.

Indeed.

Great deaths, looking forwards to the next ones!

Thanks!

On 9/27/2020 at 4:20 AM, Julian Teehee said:

Nice run idea, good luck with that!

Thanks!

The foundation stone is laid by everyone else being killed off.

True. xD

On 9/27/2020 at 5:11 AM, Eltosian Kadath said:

Don't fear the ships, embrace them.

Tfw you have incredibly boring taste in ships, lol.

Vulnerary-chan is a time honored, and well respected healer in the franchise, ever since she replaced Wrys in Mystery of the Emblem book 1, so her replacing Rhys now is a role she is rather accustom to.

Indeed. She will support Ike-senpai whenever possible.

I guess that is one way to deal with his strength issues...

If I want to complete this run with as few issues as possible, it'll probably be a necessity.

I guess we will get to see some of the rarely seen alternate versions of the script (Path of Radiance has a lot of variance in the early game script due to it planning for any combinations of characters being alive...)

Yeah, I like that attention to detail. It's not often you get so many changes to the writing based on the presence or absence of a certain character.

Poor Oscar will never get the chance to romance Tanith...

Well, nice guys do finish last...er, dead, in this case.

On 9/27/2020 at 10:06 AM, DragonFlames said:
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Titania fell asleep last chapter, it seems. She though the others did stuff.

That's what happens when you take axe lady's axes away. She gets bored and decides to nap during the battling. xD

Better than being sent to an untimely demise.

Not for long, hehe.

Friendship! 😄

Brotherly affection, perhaps? xD

Ike's about to show people why he should have been included in Warriors.

And this is even waaaaay before he becomes buff.

For how long, is the question.

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Ey, it's Nepmoji!

Welp, that didn't last long.
Bye, bye, Rhys! *waves*

Now who's the villain?

Your friendly neighborhood commentator, that's who!

Amazing! Simply amazing!

*insert Halllelujah chorus*

"Hey guys, what's up?"
"Rhys died."
"... F."

Apparently Ike was never that observant.

That convoy can't arrive early enough.

Indeed.

I was gonna make that joke, but then you beat me to it. XD

Hehe. xD

This is without a shadow of a doubt one of the best Ike's I've seen at this point.
Hope he can keep it up!

I hope so too. I need Ike to be the best possible for this run to go smoothly.

Maybe watching his friends die motivates him.

Ike the sadist.

She's putting down the Steel Sword... that she can't even use.
Very effective, Titania!

She's got to be useful for something since she can't fight, after all.

All joking aside, wow, that's dark.
But I am happy that PoR actually acknowledges it when people die, at least this early on. It's one of the things that I like about the game, actually.

Yep. It's great attention to detail and makes the player connect with the characters more, I'd say.

Very much so! Thank you!
Ike is getting good enough to one-round stuff, so all is fine I'd say!

Thanks! I hope the good level ups continue.

*looks at Oscar and Rhys*
Yep... tooootally fine.

*sweats nervously*

On 9/27/2020 at 1:44 PM, lightcosmo said:

Oscar! Nooooo!

Tragically, yes. Best Tellius boy is dead.

*sad violin music plays*

 

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Chapter 3:

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Welcome back! I'm glad you all enjoyed the last update! On to the next one!

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Back at the Greil Mercs' fort, Ike faces up to his reckless actions from the previous chapter.

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Well, that was really Ike who left first, only to have everyone else follow after him.

But Ike will probably keep that little tidbit to himself.

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Or not, actually. Ike the Honest fesses up to the whole thing. That's pretty admirable.

Ah, shut up Boyd.

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Thanks Mist, but Greil's right. It's the principle of the thing.

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That's true, although I'm sure Ike's not complaining about having his punishment deferred.

And with that, the GMs set out for their next mission.

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Wow, look at those high quality character models! Such excellent attention to detail, right down to the hand blobs and missing mouths!

Ah, the classic pirate dialect..."yar har ho!" and all that jazz.

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A very simple map, with fairly bland design, ngl. This will be a pretty short chapter.

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Still got your eyes closed, Titania? Can't you see all the pirates scattered about the ship?

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Grandpa has his eyes closed and even he can see what you couldn't!

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Just the one kid, really. But the thought is appreciated.

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If "thunder and lightning" means tanking hits as meatshields in the back of the map, then yes, Gatrie.

That's perfectly fine.

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Everybody ready? Let's get started then!

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As with the last chapter, first thing I want to do is trade items between my units.

I give the steel sword and other vulneraries to Ike. Now I'm ready to get to murdering starting the map.

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Since this is (as you all know) an Ike solo, I drop all the weapons of the other units so they can't counter.

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Putting Ike into position, enemy phase already has him chopping up myrmidons.

Look at that fat health bar on Ike. That coupled with his solid def will keep him nice and tanky for a good while.

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Both Shinon and Gatrie dodge the attacks sent their way (yes, even in that suit of armor Gatrie is fast enough to dodge armorless axe users).

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And the attacks that do land do no damage to Gatrie.

Meanwhile, Ike goes to finish off that myrm from earlier.

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Another round of attacks lops off a bit of Shinon's health, while leaving the others unhurt.

And Ike uses those oh-so-awesome hit rates to attack the pirate to his left without getting a scratch on himself in return.

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One crit later, Ike nabs another level up. Nice.

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I send Titania over to visit the small tavern to the right, only for her to have a conversation with Nasir and get an elixir afterwards.

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Both Shinon and Titania take some hits in the next turn.

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And Ike dishes some more of them out.

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Another enemy phase later, Ike finishes off another pirate, and Shinon decides to not get hit by an axe this time around.

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No, Shinon! That's not how you dodge! You move away from the axe, not into it!

At least Ike is there to save their sorry hides.

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sighs again

Why do I even bother?

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Ike is good. Ike is really good.

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And Ike finishes off the archer to complete the rest of the map on his own.

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Do you hear it? The cries of dead pirate after dead pirate hitting the ground?

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Another level up. Not half bad. Could be better, could be worse.

On to the pirate ship itself!

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Haven't even had to use a vulnerary yet. Got another one from that last pirate, so I drop the one I've already used twice, and move Ike onto the bridge.

Enter best Tellius girl Marcia.

Seriously though, her personality is one of my favorites out of all the Tellius characters.

Her nonsense insults and her take-no-crap attitude with her brother are very cute endearing.

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Yep, the bandanas, creepy smiles, and axes you're holding all make you look like perfectly honest people. No doubt about it.

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Looking for Makalov, I see.

That no-good, deadbeat deserves whatever fate he meets with for putting his sister through so much stress.

Disgusting.

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They're pirates, Marcia. What did you expect?

Never gamble, kiddos. You never know what might happen if you take that chance (haha).

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Or you could just get sliced and diced by the blue-haired merc boy standing on the bridge of your ship.

That works too.

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Hahaha!

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Dodging like a champ, Marcia sets up a kill for Ike on the next turn. Very nice.

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Perfect.

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You haven't taken a single hit yet. Relax, Marcia. Your blue-haired savior has arrived.

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Yeah! What he said!

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Hired you, Ike. They heard of your previous massacres work and wanted your help with this problem.

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Or, y'know, just have a conversation in the middle of a ship full of pirates.

Don't worry about the two axe users standing right next to you both. I'm sure they're harmless.

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Ever the modest one, Ike.

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Open your ears, Ike! The girl just called you handsome and offered you anything to repay the debt!

The least you could do is be polite and offer to take her to dinner! Did Greil teach you any manners? Smh

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waves goodbye

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Back to business. More pirate deaths. Yay!

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That speed. Very nice. Ike hasn't taken a single hit since that myrm attacked him at the start of the chapter.

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More dodging and fighting leaves the last few victims for Ike to destroy at the front of the ship.

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But first, another very good level up for Ike. Impressive.

Next move is putting Ike in position to counter during enemy phase and chugging a vulnerary before ending the turn.

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*Another One Bites the Dust plays*

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Wouldn't it be "laddie" since Ike is a--

Well, nevermind. He's about to be dead anyway.

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You really don't have a choice in the matter.

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I actually go to take out the other pirate first. No real reason why. Ike will dodge any attacks thrown his way regardless.

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Couple of rounds later, Havetti is dead. He died as pathetically as he lived.

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Yeah, nobody's helping you.

And Ike gets another level up! Pretty good!

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You glory hog. For shame, Titania.

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So you could see the pirates on the ship, but you couldn't see the fact that Ike did all the work?

I guess I'll give him a pass. His eyes are always shut, after all.

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Grandpa the flatterer.

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Give him some time, Grandpa. Ike'll get there.

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Gotta start somewhere, no?

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After she just tried to steal Ike's glory for defeating the pirates?

You really can't see worth anything, Grandpa.

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All you did was stand there and tank axe hits. Of course you're bored.

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Not for you in this playthrough there isn't.

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Yeah, standing around and being meatshields.

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It's your fault, Ike. You decided to make this a solo run, and now Titania feels useless.

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Be proud of Ike. He's carrying every last one of you.

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Aww...how touching.

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And that's it! Hope you enjoyed the latest update!

Not the most interesting chapter, but hopefully it'll get better from here!

 

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3 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Wow, look at those high quality character models! Such excellent attention to detail, right down to the hand blobs and missing mouths!

At least they have feet...

 

3 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

 

The least you could do is be polite and offer to take her to dinner! Did Greil teach you any manners? Smh

Ike just isn't into the ladies like that.

 

3 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Yeah, nobody's helping you.

And Ike gets another level up! Pretty good!

Good as the last couple of levelups have looked, three in a row without strength is still a little concerning...

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 7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Yep. It's great attention to detail and makes the player connect with the characters more, I'd say.

Definitely!

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Or not, actually. Ike the Honest fesses up to the whole thing. That's pretty admirable.

Indeed it is.
Left out the part where Oscar and Rhys died, though... I mean, I get WHY he'd rather not say it, buuuut....

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Ah, shut up Boyd.

The new (old?) "Shut up, Tobin." XD

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Wow, look at those high quality character models! Such excellent attention to detail, right down to the hand blobs and missing mouths!

To this day, I never noticed their mouths were missing.
And now I can't unsee it :Nepgyaface:

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Ah, the classic pirate dialect..."yar har ho!" and all that jazz.

"Yarrr! Ye scallywags! How dare ye insult me refined vernacular?!? To the sharks with ye!"
Although I must admit, the line about the pirate captain's belly being emptier than his mate's head always gets a laugh out of me. XD

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

A very simple map, with fairly bland design, ngl. This will be a pretty short chapter.

It does throw one curveball at you... one you don't need to care about in a run like this, but it's one that got me good on my first playthrough.
Yes, Marcia actually died here when I played the game for the first time... *innocent whistle*

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Still got your eyes closed, Titania? Can't you see all the pirates scattered about the ship?

I think she needs glasses.

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Grandpa has his eyes closed and even he can see what you couldn't!

Yep, Titania definitely needs glasses.

I now put the image of Titania with glasses in your head.
You're welcome. ^^

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Since this is (as you all know) an Ike solo, I drop all the weapons of the other units so they can't counter.

If that is the 'thunder and lightning tactics' Gatrie was talking about, it's no wonder the Greil Mercs live in such a run down fortress.
Their equipment costs must be sky high if a strategy of theirs involve dropping everything they have.

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Putting Ike into position, enemy phase already has him chopping up myrmidons.

Look at that fat health bar on Ike. That coupled with his solid def will keep him nice and tanky for a good while.

Go Ike, go!
Even without solo runs, Ike is one of the few lords I can usually send into combat without being afraid of him biting it early on.

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

And the attacks that do land do no damage to Gatrie.

The funny thing is, due to how the weapon triangle works, they probably would have done damage to him if he still had a lance equipped.
Probably. I don't know the exact numbers, but I do recall Gatrie getting damaged on this map.

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

And Ike uses those oh-so-awesome hit rates to attack the pirate to his left without getting a scratch on himself in return.

'This is how you do it, Shinon'. ~ Ike, probably.

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

One crit later, Ike nabs another level up. Nice.

Nice one! Let's hope it continues like this!

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

I send Titania over to visit the small tavern to the right, only for her to have a conversation with Nasir and get an elixir afterwards.

I love the fact that Nasir shows up here, with the only hint that he might be important being his striking character design.
It's great!

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Both Shinon and Titania take some hits in the next turn.

Ouch!
With glasses, maybe Titania could have seen it coming.

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

No, Shinon! That's not how you dodge! You move away from the axe, not into it!

Shinon played the game before. He knows what you must do to re-recruit him. And he knows what kind of run this is.
And so he decided: "Can't kill me if I do it myself!"

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Ike is good. Ike is really good.

Ike good.

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

And Ike finishes off the archer to complete the rest of the map on his own.

"Damn it, Ike! I wanted to die on my own terms!" ~ Shinon

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Do you hear it? The cries of dead pirate after dead pirate hitting the ground?

Yes, and it's music to my ears!
I think I may actually be evil. XD

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Enter best Tellius girl Marcia.

Seriously though, her personality is one of my favorites out of all the Tellius characters.

Her nonsense insults and her take-no-crap attitude with her brother are very cute endearing.

twilit and Marcia, sitting in a tree~
But yeah, I agree. Marcia is great!

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Yep, the bandanas, creepy smiles, and axes you're holding all make you look like perfectly honest people. No doubt about it.

"Honest pirates".
Amazing. XD

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Looking for Makalov, I see.

That no-good, deadbeat deserves whatever fate he meets with for putting his sister through so much stress.

Disgusting.

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Leaving that aside, even the pirates agree that Makalov is worthless.
That should tell you a lot. XD

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Dodging like a champ, Marcia sets up a kill for Ike on the next turn. Very nice.

*remembers first playthrough*
Poor, poor Marcia...

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Hired you, Ike. They heard of your previous massacres work and wanted your help with this problem.

Ike, ever the humble young man.
Or my theory is correct and he's taken to using the royal "we".

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Don't worry about the two axe users standing right next to you both. I'm sure they're harmless.

These are very polite pirates.
"Cap'n, we could finish 'em off now! They be just wagging their lips!"
"Yarrr, no! Did no one teach you it's rude to interrupt folks when they be talkin'? Let 'em finish!"
"Aye aye, Cap'n!"
I'm bad at pirate talk.

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Open your ears, Ike! The girl just called you handsome and offered you anything to repay the debt!

Oh my~

7 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

The least you could do is be polite and offer to take her to dinner! Did Greil teach you any manners? Smh

Ike is not the brightest bulb in the lamp store when it comes to these things, it seems.

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

waves goodbye

Bye, Marcia! See you when it's time to kill you off!

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

But first, another very good level up for Ike. Impressive.

Awesome!
No strength, though.

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

*Another One Bites the Dust plays*

🎶 And another down, and another one down, another one bites the dust. 🎶

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Wouldn't it be "laddie" since Ike is a--

Well, nevermind. He's about to be dead anyway.

Considering how he and his crew look, perhaps he thought Ike was too pretty to be a guy?

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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You really don't have a choice in the matter.

Look at what he's saying though! He's basically implying he never killed anyone for loot.
What a very polite pirate. In his own, sort of twisted way. *sniff*

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

I actually go to take out the other pirate first. No real reason why.

*chants*
EXP! EXP! EXP! EXP!

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Couple of rounds later, Havetti is dead. He died as pathetically as he lived.

And so dies the world's most polite pirate...

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

You glory hog. For shame, Titania.

Well, there is one way you could punish her for that...

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

So you could see the pirates on the ship, but you couldn't see the fact that Ike did all the work?

I guess I'll give him a pass. His eyes are always shut, after all.

True. Titania has no such excuse, though.

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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This line right here and the conversation that follows is part of why I dislike Shinon and Gatrie.

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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D***.

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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And stuff like this is why I like Titania. You tell him, lady!
Who still desperately needs glasses.

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Be proud of Ike. He's carrying every last one of you.

Ike: "Carry every last one of them!"

Ike is Dimitri's ancestor.

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Aww...how touching.

He's right to be proud. He killed entire bandit groups and now an entire ship's worth of pirates by himself!

 

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

And that's it! Hope you enjoyed the latest update!

I did! It was very fun! Thank you!

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Not the most interesting chapter, but hopefully it'll get better from here!

Gameplay-wise, maybe, but I found everything else to be very interesting (and even if I harped on it, the complaints Shinon and Gatrie have provide context for why they leave later, which is some good bit of character building. Still dislike 'em for basically saying that helping people ain't worth it, but hey), and the pirates and Marcia provide some good humor with their lines.

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6 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Enter best Tellius girl Marcia.

Seriously though, her personality is one of my favorites out of all the Tellius characters.

Her nonsense insults and her take-no-crap attitude with her brother are very cute endearing.

I feel like she's a character I've never felt as in favour for. Maybe it's because in my first time playing this map she got killed, maybe it's that for all her being sick of Makalov she can't do much of anything about him.

Also the one Tellius unit who never got a good level when I was playing, there's a reason she got benched twice.

12 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Wouldn't it be "laddie" since Ike is a--

Well, nevermind. He's about to be dead anyway.

Wow that's a mistake.

Unless he's intentionally trying to make Ike out to be effeminate to distract him.

Of course, he chose to do that with Ike, he had no chance.

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On 10/2/2020 at 6:41 PM, twilitfalchion said:

Ike-annot afford to have Ike be slow in this playthrough!

tbh you'll probably get enough speedwings that it won't be a problem-I don't seem to recall running into many energy rings, though.

Change my mind, statue frag best stat booster!

On 10/2/2020 at 6:41 PM, twilitfalchion said:

Farewell to my fav cav in FE.

0/10 not enough vantage.

On 10/2/2020 at 6:41 PM, twilitfalchion said:

Yep, and you get similar dialogues for other characters dying as well.

Too bad you have to try to get units killed to make them appear.

On 10/2/2020 at 6:41 PM, twilitfalchion said:

No, Shinon! That's not how you dodge! You move away from the axe, not into it!

He provoked death, apparently.

On 10/2/2020 at 6:41 PM, twilitfalchion said:

And Ike gets another level up! Pretty good!

I mean, at least res is good.

Oh wow, he's already close to capping HP.

This Ike is gonna cap strength and clap the enemies.

On 10/2/2020 at 6:41 PM, twilitfalchion said:

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Oh boy, this'll be interesting... Good luck...

 

 

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On 10/3/2020 at 1:34 AM, Eltosian Kadath said:

At least they have feet...

True.

Ike just isn't into the ladies like that.

Tbh, given how Ike never showed any interest in anyone, I could never really see him ever settling down and starting a relationship at all.

Good as the last couple of levelups have looked, three in a row without strength is still a little concerning...

Hopefully the next few level ups can help that.

On 10/3/2020 at 5:58 AM, DragonFlames said:
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Indeed it is.

Left out the part where Oscar and Rhys died, though... I mean, I get WHY he'd rather not say it, buuuut....

Honesty is the best policy...unless that honesty makes you responsible for the deaths of your comrades.

To this day, I never noticed their mouths were missing.
And now I can't unsee it :Nepgyaface:

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"Yarrr! Ye scallywags! How dare ye insult me refined vernacular?!? To the sharks with ye!"
Although I must admit, the line about the pirate captain's belly being emptier than his mate's head always gets a laugh out of me. XD

He's got some wit, definitely.

It does throw one curveball at you... one you don't need to care about in a run like this, but it's one that got me good on my first playthrough.
Yes, Marcia actually died here when I played the game for the first time... *innocent whistle*

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I now put the image of Titania with glasses in your head.

You're welcome. ^^

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xD

The funny thing is, due to how the weapon triangle works, they probably would have done damage to him if he still had a lance equipped.
Probably. I don't know the exact numbers, but I do recall Gatrie getting damaged on this map.

Huh. Interesting!

Nice one! Let's hope it continues like this!

*continues to pray to the RNGoddess*

I love the fact that Nasir shows up here, with the only hint that he might be important being his striking character design.
It's great!

It is a very nice addition, for sure.

Shinon played the game before. He knows what you must do to re-recruit him. And he knows what kind of run this is.
And so he decided: "Can't kill me if I do it myself!"

Suicidal Shinon? Yikes. xD

"Damn it, Ike! I wanted to die on my own terms!" ~ Shinon

I can picture Shinon saying something just like that.

Yes, and it's music to my ears!
I think I may actually be evil. XD

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twilit and Marcia, sitting in a tree~
But yeah, I agree. Marcia is great!

If nothing else, she's usually one of the best units in the game.

Leaving that aside, even the pirates agree that Makalov is worthless.
That should tell you a lot. XD

One of my least fav Tellius characters, but at least he's intentionally written that way. Kieran has no such excuse. Disgusting.

*remembers first playthrough*
Poor, poor Marcia...

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Oh my~

Wait...I should have said that differently. Whoops.

Bye, Marcia! See you when it's time to kill you off!

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Look at what he's saying though! He's basically implying he never killed anyone for loot.
What a very polite pirate. In his own, sort of twisted way. *sniff*

F for the polite pirate. xD

*chants*
EXP! EXP! EXP! EXP!

GET EVERY LAST BIT OF EXP!

Well, there is one way you could punish her for that...

Yeah, about that...xD

*looks at Ch. 4 screenshots*

And stuff like this is why I like Titania. You tell him, lady!
She don't take no crap. That's for sure.

I did! It was very fun! Thank you!

Gameplay-wise, maybe, but I found everything else to be very interesting (and even if I harped on it, the complaints Shinon and Gatrie have provide context for why they leave later, which is some good bit of character building. Still dislike 'em for basically saying that helping people ain't worth it, but hey), and the pirates and Marcia provide some good humor with their lines.

Thanks, thanks. Good to know it's consistently enjoyable to read.

 

On 10/3/2020 at 10:12 AM, Dayni said:

I feel like she's a character I've never felt as in favour for. Maybe it's because in my first time playing this map she got killed, maybe it's that for all her being sick of Makalov she can't do much of anything about him.

Also the one Tellius unit who never got a good level when I was playing, there's a reason she got benched twice.

Well, I understand that. How good or bad a unit turns out can definitely affect my perception of them as a character.

Wow that's a mistake.

Unless he's intentionally trying to make Ike out to be effeminate to distract him.

Of course, he chose to do that with Ike, he had no chance.

The genocIke continues.

 

11 hours ago, Benice said:
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tbh you'll probably get enough speedwings that it won't be a problem-I don't seem to recall running into many energy rings, though.

I'll be making sure to nab those speedwings and the one energy drop that shows up later.

He provoked death, apparently.

xD

I mean, at least res is good.

For anyone but mages (and even mages in some cases as well), getting res is always a good thing.

This Ike is gonna cap strength and clap the enemies.

Oh boy, this'll be interesting... Good luck...

I hope so. Thanks!

 

 

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Chapter 4:

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Welcome back! Time for the next chapter of this LP!

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Once again we're back at the Mercs' fort, and Mist has an urgent message to relay to Ike.

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Ike's not a morning person either, I see. Can definitely relate to that.

Ey, Soren's back. Ngl, I actually like Soren. I know he gets criticized for being a jerk, but at least he's got a valid reason to be so disgruntled and mistrustful of others.

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insert dumb joke about Soren missing his beloved Ike here

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Sounds like Greil's still a bit miffed at Ike for losing two of his more useful employees.

Understandable.

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Oh boy. This can't be good.

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Oh boy...again. Making dad angry is even worse. Have you seen what that man can do with an axe?

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Yeah pops, we can see that he's back. We're not Titania. We don't need glasses.

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This is FE. What else would we expect? War is the name of the game.

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You can't read it either, can you, Greil?

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That's pretty dark, actually.

Black? Night? Black Knight?

I might be reading into that a bit too much.

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The bit of backstory given about Crimea and Daein in this dialogue really makes me wish for a possible Tellius prequel, maybe leading into the events of PoR? Idk.

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Hey, at least he's smiling for the camera.

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Cantankerous, but modest.

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Moving speech, Titania. I completely agree with--

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Well, he does make some very good points.

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Titania with the rebuttal.

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And Greil the referee.

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Oscar and Rhys died because of Ike. Shinon's definitely not wrong.

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But maybe you should've kept your mouth shut, Shinon. Now you've got to go with the "whelp."

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More bodies on the pile, I guess.

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The only thing she'll be giving Ike is a stern talking-to when more of his comrades die and she gets critically wounded under his command.

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And we get a nice sword, Ike's equivalent of the rapier from other FE games, the Regal Sword.

Interestingly enough, that's the sword Ike is wielding on the cover of PoR.

It will also be very useful against armored enemies in the next few chapters.

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Aw, how sweet. Mist's antics are enough to pull a rare smile from Ike. Nice.

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All alone?

Youuuuu are the ooooocean's grey waaaaaaves.......

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Self-deprecation, eh?

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Thanks for the pep talk, mom!

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Dead bodies? Give me a few turns, they will be. Greil Mercs, specifically.

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Yow! It's an enemy ambush!

I wonder who it is?

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Well, we're just random passersby. Don't mind the fact that we're heavily armed and--

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Ever the diplomatic one, Shinon...

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Well, that escalated quickly.

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I agree. Let's go!

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Ey, give me a minute to think, ponytail!

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Fresh meat to meet their demise.

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I transfer over a vulnerary and disarm Soren.

Now to start the chapter!

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First move is to send Ike into the bushes and use up the turns for the rest of the units.

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Some dodging and some hits taken.

Yeah, Soren won't last long at all.

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Ike is off to a good start though, dodging the first attack thrown his way and finishing off that same enemy without a scratch on him.

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Despite being a squishy mage, Soren has plot armor thick enough to protect him from any attacks, retreating instead of dying.

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Some hits, some misses.

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I move Ike out to restore some health and get him out of range of being swarmed by enemies.

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And the Greil Mercs edge closer and closer to death.

Well, mostly Shinon at this point.

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Ike nabs another kill while his friends continue to get attacked by several enemies at once.

Look at him in the top corner of the screen! No sympathy for his friends! He just stands there while they get destroyed!

Disgusting.

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Gatrie once again proving himself to be the fastest armor knight in Tellius, or FE in general, actually.

Shinon...well, he's not so lucky.

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I move Ike closer to the group of enemies near the left side of the map and Shinon is dodging enough to not die so soon into the chapter.

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After another turn of his friends getting ravaged by the enemies, Ike proves himself a very capable fighter, even against the weapon triangle advantage of his enemies.

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While Ike is cutting down soldiers to the left, his friends are, well...

Yep, Shinon died as vainly as he lived. Look at that smirk even in death!

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Ike's dishing out ORKO's while Titania's trying to avoid being KO'd.

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Time to go for that good ol' bush cover.

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It doesn't help Ike dodge this time, but the healing zone is nice.

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And Ike gets a level up.

Yep.

That's it.

At least he got some strength.

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Good bye, mounted mommy.

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While Gatrie stands over there like an armored punching bag, Ike gets two crits in a row.

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Ike dodges Maijin's javelin and kills another soldier.

If I remember correctly, "Maijin" means "demon" in Japanese. Idk. Maybe not. Random thought, lol.

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After dodging several attacks (and leaving his friend Gatrie to suffer at the hands of merciless soldiers), Ike retreats just a bit to kill a soldier and draw Maijin into the bushes.

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With his solid strength, Ike actually does pretty okay damage against the boss, but to end this more quickly I use the Regal Sword to get effective damage against him (and hopefully land another crit).

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The boss heals himself, and Gatrie is...doing fine.

For now. Yeah, he'll be fine.

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Hehe, Ike only takes a single point of damage from archers. Nice.

But he can ORKO them with the stats they have at this point in the game.

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Ike gets another level up where it counts. Strength, defense, and speed are all doing well. Skill is just a nice bonus.

And Gatrie is still being a useless tank.

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Ughhhh....If Ike had one more point of strength, he could one round the boss, but nope. 1 HP left.

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I switch to a steel sword for the final round (to preserve the Regal sword for as long as I can) and Maijin falls.

Good bye, generic Daein general guy with the cool name!

And that's the end of the map.

But because we lost some lives along the way, we get to see some unique conversations.

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Well, at least Titania will stop trying to make it seem like Ike isn't doing this alone anymore.

Now we get to talk to Soren.

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"Don't be stupid."

Such graceful speech Ike. Truly motivational.

And now to address our MIA archer guy.

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True. Good advice.

Back to the story, folks!

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What is it? A soldier scrambling miserably away from the massacring of his allies?

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"A young woman?"

Oh, wait. That's Eliwood. This is Ike.

And that's *spoiler alert* Elincia, who apparently faints with her hands perfectly folded like that.

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Ever the good samaritan, Ike.

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And that leads into the next chapter!

See you next time! I hope you enjoyed this one!

 

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27 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Thanks for the pep talk, mom!

Titania truly is the team mom for the Greil Mercs.

And I wonder why she's my favourite of the Jeigans.

31 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Ike dodges Maijin's javelin and kills another soldier.

If I remember correctly, "Maijin" means "demon" in Japanese. Idk. Maybe not. Random thought, lol.

It'd be Majin is the word you're thinking of, I wonder if the added i means it's a different word it's based on, if they changed it for the hell of it originally or if that was a change made by localisers. Looking around, the only thing I've found that has the Japanese spelling suggests it was directly lifted.

35 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

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"A young woman?"

Oh, wait. That's Eliwood. This is Ike.

And that's *spoiler alert* Elincia, who apparently faints with her hands perfectly folded like that.

Elincia looks like she's falling back into a coffin.

Vampire Elincia for heroes when?

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 2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Welcome back! Time for the next chapter of this LP!

Whee!
I've been looking forward to it!

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Ike's not a morning person either, I see. Can definitely relate to that.

Same, tbh.

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

insert dumb joke about Soren missing his beloved Ike here

Oh my~!

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Sounds like Greil's still a bit miffed at Ike for losing two of his more useful employees.

Understandable.

Wellll... if they died, how useful could they really have been?
... Too soon?

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Oh boy. This can't be good.

Rhys and Oscar came back from the grave to take reve--
Wait, wrong genre!

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

You can't read it either, can you, Greil?

This is the same guy who completely forgets about the weapon triangle.
I think it's safe to say that Greil is getting senile.

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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This is me reading this LP waiting for people to die.

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Hey, at least he's smiling for the camera.

The photographer sucked, though. The lighting is all off, and he's not even centered. Smh.
0/10 would have their photos taken by that guy.

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

But maybe you should've kept your mouth shut, Shinon. Now you've got to go with the "whelp."

Heeheehee... Instant Karma!

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

More bodies on the pile, I guess.

:Ashnard Smile:

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Aw, how sweet. Mist's antics are enough to pull a rare smile from Ike. Nice.

Aww... so sweet!
Good thing this is neither Kaga FE nor Fates.

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Self-deprecation, eh?

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Indeed.
My middle name.

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Dead bodies? Give me a few turns, they will be. Greil Mercs, specifically.

MWA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Well, we're just random passersby. Don't mind the fact that we're heavily armed and--

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Ever the diplomatic one, Shinon...

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Well, that escalated quickly.

Gosh darn it, Shinon! You ruined it!

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Ey, give me a minute to think, ponytail!

Shinon forgot that this isn't a real time strategy game.

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Despite being a squishy mage, Soren has plot armor thick enough to protect him from any attacks, retreating instead of dying.

Damn it...

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

And the Greil Mercs edge closer and closer to death.

Well, mostly Shinon at this point.

Yeeeeees!

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Ike nabs another kill while his friends continue to get attacked by several enemies at once.

Look at him in the top corner of the screen! No sympathy for his friends! He just stands there while they get destroyed!

Disgusting.

The only one really worth saving would be Titania.
And she has plot armor, so.... yeah.

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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While Ike is cutting down soldiers to the left, his friends are, well...

Yep, Shinon died as vainly as he lived. Look at that smirk even in death!

*happy Draggy noises*

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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And Ike gets a level up.

Yep.

That's it.

At least he got some strength.

Good one, Ike! Be better than you were for me! You can do it, buddy!

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Good bye, mounted mommy.

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2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Ike gets two crits in a row.

Very nice!

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

If I remember correctly, "Maijin" means "demon" in Japanese. Idk. Maybe not. Random thought, lol.

"Majin" means "evil spirit" or "evil god", afaik... which is kinda what demons are.

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

(and leaving his friend Gatrie to suffer at the hands of merciless soldiers)

"You get no sympathy from me!" ~ Draggy, 2020

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Ike gets another level up where it counts. Strength, defense, and speed are all doing well. Skill is just a nice bonus.

This is a good Ike!

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Well, at least Titania will stop trying to make it seem like Ike isn't doing this alone anymore.

If only she had glasses.
If only...

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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At least he's self-aware.

Vitriol aside, these conversations are neat.

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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True. Good advice.

That, or she's glad Shinon's dead, too.

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

And that's *spoiler alert* Elincia, who apparently faints with her hands perfectly folded like that.

"If I die, I want to at least still look elegant!" *faints*
"F***! I GOT TWIGS IN MY DRESS!!!"

2 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

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Ever the good samaritan, Ike.

... Until you remember he asks this of a heavily injured, glasses-less Titania.

Great part! I'm just a little bummed that Gatrie lived...
Looking forward to next time!

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On 10/7/2020 at 4:21 AM, twilitfalchion said:

Yeah, Soren won't last long at all.

Poor Soren, best boy of Tellius is about to get stabbed to death with some enemy arrows and lances...

 

On 10/7/2020 at 4:21 AM, twilitfalchion said:

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Despite being a squishy mage, Soren has plot armor thick enough to protect him from any attacks, retreating instead of dying.

At least he is plot relevent enough to live through it anyway.

 

On 10/7/2020 at 4:21 AM, twilitfalchion said:

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Good bye, mounted mommy.

Rip that shiny elixir she was carrying. Biggest loss of the playthrough so far.

 

On 10/7/2020 at 4:21 AM, twilitfalchion said:

Ughhhh....If Ike had one more point of strength, he could one round the boss, but nope. 1 HP left.

Being behind the strength curve is starting to bite you a little.

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I wonder if I'll ever actually not be the last to reply in an LP...

On 10/7/2020 at 4:21 AM, twilitfalchion said:

ll be making sure to nab those speedwings and the one energy drop that shows up later.

If I remember correctly... Ike can't possibly double Raven Laguz even if he capped speed, and I'm not certain he'd be able to ORKO Halberdiers. I don't actually think you'll be able to get the energy ring, since I think it's the one closest to the boss. You also won't be able to get the Occult scroll for Rolf! Nooo! Unless...Well, Rolf proably will promote before Ike... Just saying...

On 10/7/2020 at 4:21 AM, twilitfalchion said:

Have you seen what that man can do with an axe?

Choose to face WTD..

On 10/7/2020 at 4:21 AM, twilitfalchion said:

Gatrie once again proving himself to be the fastest armor knight in Tellius, or FE in general, actually.

Wendy and Bors are both much faster

On 10/7/2020 at 4:21 AM, twilitfalchion said:

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Ike

I demand that you use Rolf to offset this! Well, and also to have a chance in Serenes Forest. C'mon, dew it! Peer pressure! Etc.!

 

 

 

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Chapter 5: Oh Boyd, somebody else is about to die.

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On 10/7/2020 at 9:24 AM, Dayni said:

And I wonder why she's my favourite of the Jeigans.

Same. She's one of the few Jagens I like for both their utility and character itself.

It'd be Majin is the word you're thinking of, I wonder if the added i means it's a different word it's based on, if they changed it for the hell of it originally or if that was a change made by localisers. Looking around, the only thing I've found that has the Japanese spelling suggests it was directly lifted.

Oh, interesting. Thanks for sharing that.

Elincia looks like she's falling back into a coffin.

xD

On 10/7/2020 at 10:16 AM, DragonFlames said:
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Whee!
I've been looking forward to it!

Thanks!

Wellll... if they died, how useful could they really have been?
... Too soon?

Not at all. xD

Rhys and Oscar came back from the grave to take reve--
Wait, wrong genre!

I did have that cleric Grace come back from the dead in that one FE8 rom hack...maybe Rhys and Oscar can do the same? xD

This is the same guy who completely forgets about the weapon triangle.
I think it's safe to say that Greil is getting senile.

And FE fans wonder why almost every FE father has to die. They've just outlived their usefulness.

This is me reading this LP waiting for people to die.

*rubs hands together*

Heeheehee... Instant Karma!

Shinon needs to learn to keep his mouth shut, huh?

Aww... so sweet!
Good thing this is neither Kaga FE nor Fates.

Oh, my!~

Indeed.
My middle name.

F

MWA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Draggy is secretly a bloodthirsty villain? xD

Damn it...

Draggy is secretly a bloodthirsty villain confirmed. xD

*happy Draggy noises*

Good one, Ike! Be better than you were for me! You can do it, buddy!

Ike can do it. Ike-annot have it be any other way.

F

She will be missed, even though without her axes and without glasses she was pretty much useless.

If only she had glasses.
If only...

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Vitriol aside, these conversations are neat.

Indeed.

That, or she's glad Shinon's dead, too.

Titania a bloodthirsty villain too?

Until you remember he asks this of a heavily injured, glasses-less Titania.

Ike does give no sympathy, after all.

Great part! I'm just a little bummed that Gatrie lived...
Looking forward to next time!

I'm not actually sure if that'll happen tbh. Maybe in Ch. 7?

On 10/8/2020 at 8:15 AM, Eltosian Kadath said:

Poor Soren, best boy of Tellius is about to get stabbed to death with some enemy arrows and lances...

That's a weird way of spelling Oscar. xD

Rip that shiny elixir she was carrying. Biggest loss of the playthrough so far.

Yep. I only realized that after she died. Hopefully it won't come back to haunt me.

Being behind the strength curve is starting to bite you a little.

*sweats nervously*

On 10/9/2020 at 2:19 PM, Benice said:
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I wonder if I'll ever actually not be the last to reply in an LP...

Ey, no worries. Same, really.

Choose to face WTD..

Yep.

Wendy and Bors are both much faster

How tho?

 

 

The update:

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Chapter 5:

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Welcome back! Time for the next chapter of my "I hope I don't get softlocked" Ike solo of Path of Radiance hard mode!

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Looks like Greil and Ike are sparring.

And what do I spy in Titania's hand?!

An axe? *tsk tsk*

I thought we've been over this, Red.

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Time to go say hi to Elincia.

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Uh, her hands are still stuck that way, so I wouldn't say she's fine.

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His mercs really are the Holy Greil of all merc groups.

I'll see myself out now.

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Don't expect any response. The last time Ike was thanked by a girl, he practically stood there like a statue.

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Put your trust in Ike, Elincia!

Satisfy the Ike x Elincia shippers!

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Casually having a conversation while Elincia's hands are still in "resting in coffin" position.

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His senility comes and goes. At least he can follow a line of logic.

But give him a couple of chapters. That senility will come back to impale bite him.

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Ike, get ready. Looks like she's about to faint again.

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tragic backstory exposition continues

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"Gallia?"

Wait, I've used that joke already.

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insert pleading look from Elincia that melts hearts

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Glasses, Titania. Then you could see for yourself.

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Prying much, Ike?

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Who we never see, actually.

We need a plot to give the game purpose, so I'd say so, Titania.

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Channeling Felicia?

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I mean, a small band of mercs against a large army? I'd say they're in a pretty good position to make demands.

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The noble path? Or the expedient one? A tough decision indeed.

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Why did you even bother asking him?

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Honorable words, Boyd. I'm sure your brother would be proud of you.

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Tough luck, Soren. You've been outvoted.

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What? What does that mean?!

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Oh, well you could've just said that in a single text box instead of keeping me in suspense until the next one appeared.

Smh.

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Oh, look at that. Three men against an army, two unarmed at that.

I like my odds.

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At least they don't want to cause unnecessary harm to Elincia. How noble.

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Or...not, I guess.

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All that remains of the GMs.

Let's get started!

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Pretty simple strategy for this chapter. Just have Ike camp on the healing tile and let the other units just hang around nearby.

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That level 2 Boyd 'bout to get destroyed.

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The unkillable Gatrie, ladies and gentleman.

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Unkillable, but not impervious, apparently.

And Ike annihilates the poor archer that decided to stand in front of him.

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Eh, for some reason I found this screenshot funny, with the letters still in motion. Idk.

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Oh, Boyd. Looks like it's the end for him.

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My speedy Ike dodges, and Gatrie tanks more hits.

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Ike takes some chip damage from an archer, and Gatrie is slowly inching closer to death.

And this is where I skip ahead just a bit, since the next turns are just me waiting for the chapter to end. Nothing interesting, really.

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As you can see, both Ike and Gatrie survived, leading to the chapter automatically ending.

I'm thinking that Gatrie may very well not die before he leaves the mercs. Although Ch. 7 may change that.

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You have a very interesting definition of the word "clear," Soren.

And yes, Ike. I think resisting the Daein army and killing their soldiers would antagonize them quite a bit.

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Things are escalating, indeed.

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Go follow your girlfriend, Rolf.

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Looks like Greil is an Ike x Elincia shipper as well.

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"Please," Ike. "Please go to the mess hall."

Smh, did Greil not teach you any manners?

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How can you do anything with your hands still stuck like that? You might want to see a healer.

Where's Rhys when you need--

Oh.

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Mist, you are being far too nice.

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Jack of all trades, I see.

Versatility is never a bad thing, I'd say.

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insert Radiant Dawn spoilers here

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Eh, I've seen better.

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And the next scene sees Dakova getting read the riot act by Petrine.

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Nice to know you have confidence in your subordinates, Petrine.

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The reports of the mercs numbers have been greatly exaggerated.

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Just a bit of plot recap and exposition. Nothing new, really.

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And that ends Chapter 5!

This was a bit of a shorter update, but I hope you enjoy it all the same.

Thanks for continuing to follow the LP!

 

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