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Hello, it is I Pengaius here with my long awaited contribution to the SCU Let's Play thread, well here we go.

Part 0; The Prelude to Conquest

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That's right Fire Emblem Fates Conquest tHe BeSt FiRe EmBlEm. Anyhow you don't really need me to tell you how to play this game, how an ironman works, or how much this games story sucks, so I wont, but I will be playing through the first few chapters in quick succession, since the game doesn't really pick up until we get the first bit done, so we can consider this a test of Imgbox and also just an intro, anyway New Game time.

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I had considered going Lunatic, but that sounded difficult, so I went with Normal the intended difficulty. Time to pick my Corrin's Gender lmao as if anybody chooses Male Corrin

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AH CRUD! I picked Male Corrin, well it's too late to change, might as well make him as generic as I can.

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Perfect! Let us Play!

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The first map OH BOY!

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The map plays out just like the simulations these are totally normal gameplay screenshots/ 

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Also this is Yukimura he is a surprise tool that will help us later. 

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HEY WAKE UP! and we're onto the next map. 

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Anyway our only opponent is an unmoving Xander, so I approach and take the time to switch to the correct option setup. 

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The game tells us to heal after the fight but we don't have to since I am a professional FE player. (i missed the first battle forecast because I am an expert LPer) We bonk Xander and win. 

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Next map, this is Gunter and he is Endgame Ready

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Gunter smacks Rinkah about and makes Kaze regret his life choices, and the map is clear. 

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UwU must protec pwecious Hans_chan and NEXT MAP

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Gunter makes his way across the map before joking about the enemy's position being too strong. Good one. 

 

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Hans Clears out the fort for Gunter to rush past and go for the boss, winning the map. 

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Hey look its that one dude from Gaiden. NEXT MAP

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Kaze/Rinkah pretty much solo the map, Sakura gets KOed and Ryoma shoots her killer for map clear. 

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AHHHH! A g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost! NEXT MAP!

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Nothing much happens here except now I have lost Raijiinto. 

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YOU.ARE.THE.OCEANS.GREY.WAVES ROUTE SPLIT!

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Well I can't pick Birthright. 

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I sure wish i could play this game instead. 

OW! Shit, I dropped my 3DS

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Oh fuck, I hope it's not broken, better reset to check it still works. 

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Oh hey! I never knew that Tecmo worked on his game, guess they designed the Hoshidan weapons or something. 

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

 

 

 

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YESSSS!

7 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

had considered going Lunatic, but that sounded difficult, so I went with Normal the intended difficulty. Time to pick my Corrin's Gender lmao as if anybody chooses Male Corrin

What is this, Margarine?! Hard or death! Actually probably both! HARD! HARD! HARD! HARD!

8 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

AH CRUD! I picked Male Corrin, well it's too late to change, might as well make him as generic as I can.

smh, using Jakob is the meta.

9 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

UwU must protec pwecious Hans_chan and NEXT MAP

Hans chan is so precious and relateable OwO

10 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Well I can't pick Birthright. 

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I sure wish i could play this game instead. 

OW! Shit, I dropped my 3DS

Uh oh...

11 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Oh fuck, I hope it's not broken, better reset to check it still works. 

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Oh hey! I never knew that Tecmo worked on his game, guess they designed the Hoshidan weapons or something. 

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

UH OHH...

 

FIRST COMMENT FOR ONCE LET'S GOOO

Uh, also, all the images are dead right now, at least for me.

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23 minutes ago, Benice said:
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YESSSS!

What is this, Margarine?! Hard or death! Actually probably both! HARD! HARD! HARD! HARD!

smh, using Jakob is the meta.

Hans chan is so precious and relateable OwO

Uh oh...

UH OHH...

 

FIRST COMMENT FOR ONCE LET'S GOOO

Uh, also, all the images are dead right now, at least for me.

Huh, that's weird, they're all fine on my end, they might show up if you switch to another device or use incognito, because otherwise it's an issue with imgbox. 

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2 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Huh, that's weird, they're all fine on my end, they might show up if you switch to another device or use incognito, because otherwise it's an issue with imgbox. 

I will try when I get home in a few hours-Sorry about the problems!

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First off, is this a Let's Play for ants?

Second, how did you go about uploading these images, maybe I can help.

1 hour ago, Pengaius said:

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UwU must protec pwecious Hans_chan and NEXT MAP

WHO IS THIS HANS (chan)

1 hour ago, Pengaius said:

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

So, we're doing a Nuzlocke now?

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3 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Huh, that's weird, they're all fine on my end, they might show up if you switch to another device or use incognito, because otherwise it's an issue with imgbox. 

EDIT: They function now! Yay!

4 hours ago, Pengaius said:

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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11 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Hello, it is I Pengaius here with my long awaited contribution to the SCU Let's Play thread, well here we go.

Quite the elaborate intro you have there. 10/10. Certainly beats all of mine.

11 hours ago, Pengaius said:

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That's right Fire Emblem Fates Conquest tHe BeSt FiRe EmBlEm.

...Okay, yeah, I see that's Conquest... Or I think I see it, at least. I cannot be sure.

11 hours ago, Pengaius said:

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The first map OH BOY!

First map: Tires That Bond.

That's my very best guess.

11 hours ago, Pengaius said:

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Also this is Yukimura he is a surprise tool that will help us later. 

He has one of my favorite designs in Fates. Mostly because as far as Fates goes, my opinion on the character designs ranges from "it's bad" to "why do I feel like I'm looking at softcore hentai".

11 hours ago, Pengaius said:

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Next map, this is Gunter and he is Endgame Ready

That's... not what I've heard, but I've never played this game, so what do I know. He doesn't have an Endgame Ready Beard, though, does he?

11 hours ago, Pengaius said:

OW! Shit, I dropped my 3DS

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Oh fuck, I hope it's not broken, better reset to check it still works. 

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Oh hey! I never knew that Tecmo worked on his game, guess they designed the Hoshidan weapons or something. 

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

I'm dying. This is too good. You can see the fucking toolbar. This is just perfect.

Incidentally...

11 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Sakura gets KOed

Sakura, more like Suckura.

11 hours ago, Pengaius said:

OW! Shit, I dropped my 3DS

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Oh fuck

3DS, more like 3DEADASS.

Am I doing this right, Butterman?

 

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13 hours ago, Pengaius said:

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UwU must protec pwecious Hans_chan and NEXT MAP

I guess these are butterfingers.

13 hours ago, Pengaius said:

OW! Shit, I dropped my 3DS

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Oh fuck, I hope it's not broken, better reset to check it still works. 

Pun makes even more sense now. It's like you knew I'd do it and based the intro around it. Brilliant. 10/10.

13 hours ago, Pengaius said:

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Oh hey! I never knew that Tecmo worked on his game, guess they designed the Hoshidan weapons or something. 

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

 

You know, I kind of guessed the plot-twist from the title, but the execution was butter than it had any right to be.
Guess now I have an excuse to Pound away with Gastly Pokemon puns. And Ruben might have to Hydro-pump one or two if anyone meets their Houndoom.

 

 

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This was definitely the best thread for a LP I have seen, 11/10.

Edit: Putting in spoilers just in case..

Edited by ranger016

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What am I getting myself into following this...

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Just now, Sooks1016 said:

What am I getting myself into following this...

Something beautiful.

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On 10/15/2020 at 2:39 PM, Pengaius said:

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I had considered going Lunatic, but that sounded difficult, so I went with Normal the intended difficulty. Time to pick my Corrin's Gender lmao as if anybody chooses Male Corrin

Booo, Hard is the real intended difficulty.

 

On 10/15/2020 at 2:39 PM, Pengaius said:

 

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The map plays out just like the simulations these are totally normal gameplay screenshots/ 

 

The quality is amazing...

Also why are they that small, I know whenever I do the ghetto phone images of my 3DS they always come out screen fillingly big before I scale them down heavily, but this is just ridiculous.

 

On 10/15/2020 at 2:39 PM, Pengaius said:

 

OW! Shit, I dropped my 3DS

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Oh fuck, I hope it's not broken, better reset to check it still works. 

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Oh hey! I never knew that Tecmo worked on his game, guess they designed the Hoshidan weapons or something. 

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

PLOT TWIST!!! You know I kinda want to go back to this game now, I remember there being overwhelmingly many side campaigns that I never got around to finishing (plus I don't think I grinded up many of the characters to their upgraded forms either...)

Fun fact IS tried to pitch a Pokemon Fire Emblem cross over game that would have looked a lot like this one, but Pokemon Conquest was already in the works at the time, leading to the doing a cross over with Atlas for TMS:#FE instead.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Eltosian Kadath said:

Fun fact IS tried to pitch a Pokemon Fire Emblem cross over game that would have looked a lot like this one, but Pokemon Conquest was already in the works at the time, leading to the doing a cross over with Atlas for TMS:#FE instead.

Damm you Nobunaga!

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This got way more attention than it reasonably should have. 

Part 1: White Clouds

Errar

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On 10/15/2020 at 10:50 PM, Benice said:
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YESSSS!

PERHAPSSSS!

What is this, Margarine?! Hard or death! Actually probably both! HARD! HARD! HARD! HARD!

DON'T EVER SPEAK THAT NAME IN MY THREAD AGAIN

smh, using Jakob is the meta.

B-But muh maid waifu

Hans chan is so precious and relateable OwO

UmU

Uh oh...

Indeed

UH OHH...

INDEEDD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yes, quite

FIRST COMMENT FOR ONCE LET'S GOOO

Congration you're winner.

 

On 10/15/2020 at 11:27 PM, SoulWeaver said:

...I already know I'm going to like this. Also those image sizes mmm, beautiful.

Whatever do you mean, my dear mister Weaver?

 

On 10/15/2020 at 11:46 PM, Dayni said:

First off, is this a Let's Play for ants?

First off, rude! But yes. 

Second, how did you go about uploading these images, maybe I can help.

Imgbox, the small was on porpoise

WHO IS THIS HANS (chan)

Pwecious thumb waifu uwu. 

So, we're doing a Nuzlocke now?

No, it will still be an Ironman, because of how the game works a mere Nuzlocke would be too easy and also because I'm too lazy to change the title at this point (mostly that one)

 

On 10/16/2020 at 10:06 AM, Saint Rubenio said:
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Quite the elaborate intro you have there. 10/10. Certainly beats all of mine.

What can I say I make Quality Let's Plays

...Okay, yeah, I see that's Conquest... Or I think I see it, at least. I cannot be sure.

Quality Let's Play

First map: Tires That Bond.

Close but no cigar. 

That's my very best guess.

I'm sure. 

He has one of my favorite designs in Fates. Mostly because as far as Fates goes, my opinion on the character designs ranges from "it's bad" to "why do I feel like I'm looking at softcore hentai".

Because you are!

That's... not what I've heard, but I've never played this game, so what do I know. He doesn't have an Endgame Ready Beard, though, does he?

No, but look at that luscious hair. 

I'm dying. This is too good. You can see the fucking toolbar. This is just perfect.

Q U A L I T Y   L E T ' S   P L A Y

Incidentally...

Hah! This shall make for good jest, for Ruben's pun game, lacks of all zest. 

Sakura, more like Suckura.

Oh, I am slain. WOE, WOE, WOE, upon me, ALAS FOR POOR PENGAIUS, smaught by grievous word, may he find peace in the stars. 

3DS, more like 3DEADASS.

YOU UTTER FOOL, YOU FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP. Look beneath the NO SIGNEL message and you'll see that the 3DS is well and truly alive! You've just prematurely punjaculated. 

Am I doing this right, Butterman?

You're doing great sweetie. 

 

 

 

On 10/16/2020 at 12:16 PM, The Roger The Paladin said:

 

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I guess these are butterfingers.

I suppose you could, well Butterfinger, if we have to be accurate, but that might infringe upon some trademarks. 

Pun makes even more sense now. It's like you knew I'd do it and based the intro around it. Brilliant. 10/10.

Fear my mighty clairvoyant powers, which I use to mess with people on forum pages all across the internet. 

You know, I kind of guessed the plot-twist from the title, but the execution was butter than it had any right to be.

Indeed, it seems to have gone over far butter than I had ever imagined. 
Guess now I have an excuse to Pound away with Gastly Pokémon puns. And Ruben might have to Hydro-pump one or two if anyone meets their Houndoom.

All very good, but do remember to leeve some for the others. Also oundoom isnt in this game, butter let you off with a warning. 

 

 

 

On 10/16/2020 at 3:40 PM, ranger016 said:
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This was definitely the best thread for a LP I have seen, 11/10.

My humble thanks for your glowing praise. 

Edit: Putting in spoilers just in case..

I appreciate it, hopefully it will preserve the bit for future viewers. 

 

On 10/16/2020 at 5:15 PM, Sooks1016 said:

What am I getting myself into following this...

You will just have to wait and see. 

 

19 hours ago, Eltosian Kadath said:
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Booo, Hard is the real intended difficulty.

Yes, well not for me. 

The quality is amazing...

I have a gift.

Also why are they that small, I know whenever I do the ghetto phone images of my 3DS they always come out screen fillingly big before I scale them down heavily, but this is just ridiculous.

Plot convenience.

PLOT TWIST!!! You know I kinda want to go back to this game now, I remember there being overwhelmingly many side campaigns that I never got around to finishing (plus I don't think I grinded up many of the characters to their upgraded forms either...)

Yeah some of the later campaigns are a pain to unlock, and the Final forms are wayyy too grindy to unlock.

Fun fact IS tried to pitch a Pokemon Fire Emblem cross over game that would have looked a lot like this one, but Pokemon Conquest was already in the works at the time, leading to the doing a cross over with Atlas for TMS:#FE instead.

That fact is fun. 

 

 

Errar

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So... I suppose that by now you've already fallen for my devilish ruse. That's right, this isn't a Conquest Ironman, but a Conquest Ironman i hope the joke was funny enough to warrant this. I am going to be doing an Ironman of the best Fire Emblem game, Berwick's got nothing on this! I'll get into the nitty-gritty of the rules shortly, but first let's hop on in to start the game.

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So first we get the choice of our lead, Boy or Girl. This has no real bearing on difficulty, except for the Male Hero having a slightly more incovenient final form to unlock, so we pick the barely harder option. 

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Comedy. 

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DeSmuMe doesn't really capture video all that well so here.

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The kingdom of Aurora.

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Behold! The Silent Protagonist, and The Jagen.

???: Ahh!

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Also there are some children here as well, but we don't care about them. 

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Suddenly! Bandits!
 

Koroku: And we’ve come to challenge you to a battle!

Corrin; …! ( He sure is expressive aint he?)

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Nagayasu; Heh this is gonna be easy.

???; Please wait!

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Nagayasu: Well, the more the merrier.

Koroku: Join forces if you like-it won’t make a difference!

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???: Please let me help you! Okay, first things first: movement! Like this, see?

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??? Shows us how moving works and now we get to try it out. 

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We are not allowed to hit the Jigglypuff, drat! so let's wait for now. 

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Koroku: But you’re gonna have to leave that castle in Aurora before you even settle in!

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The enemies get their moves. 

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??? All right! Leave this one to me!

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Jigglypuff slaps that Bidoof into a pile of slapped Bidoof. 

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Now we move. 

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???: You deal with that one Lord Corrin.

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Now Corn gets to attack, and that Tepig goes down in just one hit. 

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Nagayasu: What are we going to do now Lord Hideyoshi is going to be mad…

Koroku: Never mind that Let’s just get out of here!

Ooohhh namedrop. 

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???: Your link with Eevee, Lord Corrin… It’s already so strong… You might just be the one…

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After battle stats. 
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???: Oh, I’m sorry! I haven’t introduced myself yet! My name is Oichi. I’ve been on a journey with Jigglypuff here… B-But… Umm, i-if you don’t mind…

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Nah, i'm good.

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Nope, dont need you.

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Oh fine, but only so I don't have to sit through this dialogue loop anymore. 

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Oichi: As a warrior, I will give my all in your service. But it is a worry…

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Loredump cutscene so that I don't have to. 

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Oichi: Then Jigglypuff and I are going to have to become much stronger! But first, let’s take a look around the kingdom of Aurora!

But first let's take a look at our army. 

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Corrin over here is your standard modern FE protag, having decent specs across the board, Power, slightly boosts a Pokémon's damage, Wisdom lets them tank hits a little better and Charisma gives a slight boost to speed. 90% of the time these don't matter, since the Pokémon's individual matchups are more important, but it does come into play in mirror matches, however most of the time you just use these for shops and whatnot. The warrior ability Top Speed is one of the best tier one abilities in the game, but more on that later.

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Eevee is a good all around Pokémon, but having the Normal type Quick Attack, means that it doesn't excel against anything in particular. HP is simple, when it hits 0 you're gone, Attack dictates how much damage you do, and Defence makes you take less damage when you get hit, Speed determines both Accuracy AND Evasion, which means that fast Pokémon are better than slow ones. Celebrate, is essentially Galeforce or Raging Storm, Koei did it first I guess. As it is an Eevee, it has the full range of eeveelutions to evolve into well except Sylveon because this is Gen V, but there are only two of them worth evolving into, more on that when it becomes relevant. 

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Oichi has pretty underwhelming Power, and her Wisdom isn't that great, but look at the size of her Charisma. Sweet song is a full map wide 50~ HP recovery for all allies, which makes it very good early on, but it become less and less useful as the game goes on. 

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Jigglypuff is the reason, why Oichi is the game's Jagen. It's stats are awful, and Doubleslap is unreliable garbage, it does do some pretty decent chip damage when you want to feed kills to your other Pokémon. Not even evolving helps fix the puff, because its stats are just that bad. The only redeeming qualities that Ol' Jiggy has are its very high HP allowing it to soak up lots of weak attacks and the lullaby ability, which has an RNG chance to put adjacent enemies to sleep. 

Anyway, let's o do the thing that Oichi said. 

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In we go!

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Oichi: Ooph!

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Oichi: I’m sorry… There’s a farm not far from here, Lord Corrin. I’m sure there’ll some wild Pokémon there… Let’s go do some battle training!

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Sadly we cannot bench Jigglypuff yet, so everybody goes onto the next map. 

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As we are the instigators of battle we get the first move. Note the turn limit, every map in the game has a turn limit, and the attacker loses when it reaches 0. Most maps have a 10 or 20 turn limit, but some have longer. One turns consists of a player phase and an enemy phase. 

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Oichi: So, what do you want us to do?

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We have now gained command of Oichi and her Pokémon.

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The map and the music.

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JIgglypuff digs a hole, finds a potion and gets bopped by Eevee for messing around. 

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The enemy move a little bit closer to us. 

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Oichi: Eevee has one called Celebrate… And Jigglypuff has one called Lullaby

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It should be noted, that not all Pokémon of the same species, share the same abilities. Not every Eevee has Celebrate, and not every Jigglypuff will have Lullaby. 

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Since Eevee can't take out Starly in one hit, Jagenpuff does some chip damage.  This lets Eevee proc Celebrate, and move toward the Doof. On the subject of damage, displayed damage is not true, but actually falls within in a 10~ range of damage, so take it's figures with a grain of salt. 

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We get a Quick Attack off for half health and take a Headbutt in retaliation, on EP.

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We move Jagen closer to the boss while Eevee pops a tree to get a Potion.

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Headbutt causes a flinch, making Jigglypuff lose it's move, so Eevee chops down the other tree but finds nothing.

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Bidoof moves to flee on Ep, but Eevee catches up on player phase and attacks for game. Eevee got a little bit tougher and the army has gained one Potion (the display does not show new items added to an individual warrior's inventory)

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Link is the equivalent of a Pokémon's level. It's on a scale from 0-100%, however not all warriors can have a 100% link with all Pokémon, most Warriors can only acheive this with 1 kind of Pokémon, though some can do it with multiple. 

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Oichi: And Jigglypuff is looking pretty worn out too. I think we should take a little break.

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Each warrior, can take one action with one pokemon each month. Once every warrior takes an action, we can end the month.

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Hideyoshi: Losing against a complete beginner like that they need to get their act together! I’m not letting them mess things up for me now! I’ve got to make the Kingdom of Aurora mine!

  Ohoho! Ominous

 

 

Well, that's all the time we've got for today, dear readers, stay safe and keep it Buttery. 

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1 minute ago, Pengaius said:

No, it will still be an Ironman, because of how the game works a mere Nuzlocke would be too easy and also because I'm too lazy to change the title at this point (mostly that one)

You do realise that they stay dead and you can only get the first one that shows up in an area?

Or is there something I haven't accounted for for Conquest?

6 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

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We are not allowed to hit the Jigglypuff, drat! so let's wait for now. 

Is friendly fire actually ever useful in this game?

6 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

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Loredump cutscene so that I don't have to. 

Fairy type justifies a remake.

Change my mind.

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18 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Oh, I am slain. WOE, WOE, WOE, upon me, ALAS FOR POOR PENGAIUS, smaught by grievous word, may he find peace in the stars. 

Pengaius, more like Dedgaius.

18 hours ago, Pengaius said:

YOU UTTER FOOL, YOU FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP. Look beneath the NO SIGNEL message and you'll see that the 3DS is well and truly alive! You've just prematurely punjaculated. 

What...!?

NO! HOW COULD I FALL FOR SUCH A TRICK! I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...!

18 hours ago, Pengaius said:

This got way more attention than it reasonably should have. 

Don't sell yourself short. Only sell the quality of your screen capturing software short. Because if you sold that "long" it'd be grounds for a fraud allegation.

18 hours ago, Pengaius said:

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So... I suppose that by now you've already fallen for my devilish ruse. That's right, this isn't a Conquest Ironman, but a Conquest Ironman i hope the joke was funny enough to warrant this.

...I can't believe it. So first you ask me all those misleading questions, then you completely betray my expectations by LPing Conquest... and then it turns out to be Pokemon instead. What the hell were those questions even for!?

Well... I heavily dislike this series, but y'know what? After all these years, I think you deserve to be on the receiving end for once. I'll tag along for the death puns, if nothing else.

18 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Berwick's got nothing on this!

...Oh, that's it. It's war, now. Nobody disses Berwick Saga in my presence and gets away without at least a death threat! Here it comes. Ahem: How dare you, I'll kill you!

18 hours ago, Pengaius said:

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Also there are some children here as well, but we don't care about them. 

Why does the middle child look like he's 40 years old and standing in the middle of a dumping site?

18 hours ago, Pengaius said:

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Oh fine, but only so I don't have to sit through this dialogue loop anymore. 

You give up easily. Maybe I should make death puns with your willpower?

Willpower, more like won'tpower. There.

18 hours ago, Pengaius said:

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Jigglypuff is the reason, why Oichi is the game's Jagen. It's stats are awful, and Doubleslap is unreliable garbage, it does do some pretty decent chip damage when you want to feed kills to your other Pokémon. Not even evolving helps fix the puff, because its stats are just that bad. The only redeeming qualities that Ol' Jiggy has are its very high HP allowing it to soak up lots of weak attacks and the lullaby ability, which has an RNG chance to put adjacent enemies to sleep. 

Use Jigglypuff in the endgame. I dare you. I double dare you. Dare I say, I may even triple dare you!

18 hours ago, Pengaius said:

move toward the Doof

My name is Doof, and you'll do what I say - woop woop!

Ahem... Sorry, spaced out for a bit there.

18 hours ago, Pengaius said:

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I don't know what it is about it, but this guy's portrait is completely hilarious to me. Seriously, he looks absolutely ridiculous! What the heck...?

18 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Well, that's all the time we've got for today, dear readers, stay safe and keep it Buttery. 

What is butter? A miserable pile of milk fat!

I just did an edit. The edit better be on the next update's replies to the replies. Otherwise I will kill you to death, Butterman. I'm just saying because, to this day, I remain unsure as to whether or not the forum sends notifications to people for edits on posts.

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18 hours ago, Pengaius said:

 

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I am going to be doing an Ironman of the best Fire Emblem game, Berwick's got nothing on this!

This LP just lost two viewers.

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You don’t get to choose your own self insert avatar’s pokemon? Boooooo

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Lord Corrin… It’s already so strong… You might just be the one…

Are you sure this isn’t an fe conquest let’s play?

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I see no difference between this character interaction and Corrin’s character interactions in Fates

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Celebrate, is essentially Galeforce or Raging Storm, Koei did it first I guess.

Inb4 Saint Rubenio or Benice tells you something like this exists in TearRing or Berwick.

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16 hours ago, Sooks1016 said:

This LP just lost two viewers.

It was a good attempt to get me to leave, alongside playing Pokemon. But Butterman won't get rid of me this easily. I have years of death puns to get back at him for. You hear me, Butterman!? Years!

(Sorry for the confusion, it's a bit of an injoke at this point)

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HEY CAN I BE IN THE FORUM!

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On 10/15/2020 at 4:39 PM, Pengaius said:

OW! Shit, I dropped my 3DS

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Oh fuck, I hope it's not broken, better reset to check it still works. 

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Oh hey! I never knew that Tecmo worked on his game, guess they designed the Hoshidan weapons or something. 

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

pffft lmao

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On 10/15/2020 at 4:39 PM, Pengaius said:

Hello, it is I Pengaius here with my long awaited contribution to the SCU Let's Play thread, well here we go.

Part 0; The Prelude to Conquest

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That's right Fire Emblem Fates Conquest tHe BeSt FiRe EmBlEm. Anyhow you don't really need me to tell you how to play this game, how an ironman works, or how much this games story sucks, so I wont, but I will be playing through the first few chapters in quick succession, since the game doesn't really pick up until we get the first bit done, so we can consider this a test of Imgbox and also just an intro, anyway New Game time.

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I had considered going Lunatic, but that sounded difficult, so I went with Normal the intended difficulty. Time to pick my Corrin's Gender lmao as if anybody chooses Male Corrin

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AH CRUD! I picked Male Corrin, well it's too late to change, might as well make him as generic as I can.

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Perfect! Let us Play!

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The first map OH BOY!

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The map plays out just like the simulations these are totally normal gameplay screenshots/ 

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Also this is Yukimura he is a surprise tool that will help us later. 

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HEY WAKE UP! and we're onto the next map. 

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Anyway our only opponent is an unmoving Xander, so I approach and take the time to switch to the correct option setup. 

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The game tells us to heal after the fight but we don't have to since I am a professional FE player. (i missed the first battle forecast because I am an expert LPer) We bonk Xander and win. 

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Next map, this is Gunter and he is Endgame Ready

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Gunter smacks Rinkah about and makes Kaze regret his life choices, and the map is clear. 

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UwU must protec pwecious Hans_chan and NEXT MAP

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Gunter makes his way across the map before joking about the enemy's position being too strong. Good one. 

 

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Hans Clears out the fort for Gunter to rush past and go for the boss, winning the map. 

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Hey look its that one dude from Gaiden. NEXT MAP

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Kaze/Rinkah pretty much solo the map, Sakura gets KOed and Ryoma shoots her killer for map clear. 

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AHHHH! A g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost! NEXT MAP!

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Nothing much happens here except now I have lost Raijiinto. 

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YOU.ARE.THE.OCEANS.GREY.WAVES ROUTE SPLIT!

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Well I can't pick Birthright. 

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I sure wish i could play this game instead. 

OW! Shit, I dropped my 3DS

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Oh fuck, I hope it's not broken, better reset to check it still works. 

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Oh hey! I never knew that Tecmo worked on his game, guess they designed the Hoshidan weapons or something. 

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

 

 

 

Ummmmm nice now we need pokemon birthright and revelation

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On 10/18/2020 at 7:31 AM, Pengaius said:

All very good, but do remember to leeve some for the others. Also oundoom isnt in this game, butter let you off with a warning. 

If I have to stick to Pokemon in this game, I may have Nidoran into a problem. Mostly because a lot of Pokemon already have pun names... and I'll have to Krookodile the puns back.

On 10/18/2020 at 7:31 AM, Pengaius said:

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Comedy. 

*Main  character of an SRPG named Conquest. Check.
*Choice between male and female. Check.
*Pseudo-Japanese heritage. Check.

Seems to me there's nothing unusual here.

On 10/18/2020 at 7:31 AM, Pengaius said:

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Suddenly! Bandits!

The Bandit and the "Jelly doughnut".

On 10/18/2020 at 7:31 AM, Pengaius said:

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We are not allowed to hit the Jigglypuff, drat! so let's wait for now. 

Why is she on the battlefield with the Jigglypuff anyway? Is it secretly a stuffed toy she's battling with?

On 10/18/2020 at 7:31 AM, Pengaius said:

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Jigglypuff slaps that Bidoof into a pile of slapped Bidoof. 

More like Bidoofus. Because... well, you get it.

On 10/18/2020 at 7:31 AM, Pengaius said:

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Now Corn gets to attack, and that Tepig goes down in just one hit. 

Corn in a rice field? It's more likely than you might think.
Also, more like "Tepid". Because it sure ain't burning anyone.

On 10/18/2020 at 7:31 AM, Pengaius said:

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???: Oh, I’m sorry! I haven’t introduced myself yet! My name is Oichi. I’ve been on a journey with Jigglypuff here… B-But… Umm, i-if you don’t mind…

Oichi sounds like the result of Oifey's secret relationship with Chi-chi. No one tell Goku.

On 10/18/2020 at 7:31 AM, Pengaius said:

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Corrin over here is your standard modern FE protag, having decent specs across the board, Power, slightly boosts a Pokémon's damage, Wisdom lets them tank hits a little better and Charisma gives a slight boost to speed. 90% of the time these don't matter, since the Pokémon's individual matchups are more important, but it does come into play in mirror matches, however most of the time you just use these for shops and whatnot. The warrior ability Top Speed is one of the best tier one abilities in the game, but more on that later.

Though after the dialogue  I was almost sure they'd be the Navarre.

On 10/18/2020 at 9:36 AM, Saint Rubenio said:

I don't know what it is about it, but this guy's portrait is completely hilarious to me. Seriously, he looks absolutely ridiculous! What the heck...?

To be fair.... it seems to be a running theme. Remember 40 year old kid?

 

 

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Runs not over, I just update slow. 

Part Two: Verdant Wind don't @ Me

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On 10/17/2020 at 11:32 PM, Dayni said:

You do realise that they stay dead and you can only get the first one that shows up in an area?

Don't worry, an Ironman in the FE sense is still possible. 

Or is there something I haven't accounted for for Conquest?

Oh you'll see

Is friendly fire actually ever useful in this game?

Bug Bite strats, Hitting HP thresholds, occasionally giving status conditions for certain abilities is helpful. There are a few ways it can be of benefit. 

Fairy type justifies a remake.

Change my mind.

No no, you've got a point. 

 

On 10/17/2020 at 11:36 PM, Saint Rubenio said:
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Pengaius, more like Dedgaius.

*checks pulse* I'm not dead Ruben. Uh mostly not deadanyway.

What...!?

NO! HOW COULD I FALL FOR SUCH A TRICK! I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...!

Get dunked on!                              

Don't sell yourself short. Only sell the quality of your screen capturing software short. Because if you sold that "long" it'd be grounds for a fraud allegation.

It's not thaaat bad right?

...I can't believe it. So first you ask me all those misleading questions, then you completely betray my expectations by LPing Conquest... and then it turns out to be Pokemon instead.

Heehee yeah. 

What the hell were those questions even for!?

Tax purposes Ruben, tax purposes. 

Well... I heavily dislike this series, but y'know what? After all these years, I think you deserve to be on the receiving end for once. I'll tag along for the death puns, if nothing else.

What a healthy and normal relationship we have. 

...Oh, that's it. It's war, now. Nobody disses Berwick Saga in my presence and gets away without at least a death threat! Here it comes. Ahem: How dare you, I'll kill you!

Stinky Elitist man. 

Why does the middle child look like he's 40 years old and standing in the middle of a dumping site?

Tax purposes.

You give up easily. Maybe I should make death puns with your willpower?

Willpower, more like won'tpower. There.

Oof. Ouch. I am in such great and severe pain at this present moment. 

Use Jigglypuff in the endgame. I dare you. I double dare you. Dare I say, I may even triple dare you!

Only if you disarm Derrick and kill him off next update. 

My name is Doof, and you'll do what I say - woop woop!

Damn that's catchy. 

I don't know what it is about it, but this guy's portrait is completely hilarious to me. Seriously, he looks absolutely ridiculous! What the heck...?

Monke. 

What is butter? A miserable pile of milk fat!

Dairy product. Butter is a dairy product. 

I just did an edit. The edit better be on the next update's replies to the replies. Otherwise I will kill you to death, Butterman. I'm just saying because, to this day, I remain unsure as to whether or not the forum sends notifications to people for edits on posts.

I'll think about it.

 

On 10/17/2020 at 11:48 PM, Sooks1016 said:

This LP just lost two viewers.

Ehh it's fine, it's a tax writeoff. 

You don’t get to choose your own self insert avatar’s pokemon? Boooooo

Hey! Eevee's a great starter, and I prefer having it to any of the unova starters.

Are you sure this isn’t an fe conquest let’s play?

This is a Conquest Let's Play, yes. 

I see no difference between this character interaction and Corrin’s character interactions in Fates

Don't worry this Corrin is much more bearable. 

 

On 10/18/2020 at 3:56 PM, Saint Rubenio said:

It was a good attempt to get me to leave, alongside playing Pokemon. But Butterman won't get rid of me this easily. I have years of death puns to get back at him for. You hear me, Butterman!? Years!

Love you too Honeybunch!

(Sorry for the confusion, it's a bit of an injoke at this point

Hooray for thr fickle mistress of comedy. )

 

On 10/18/2020 at 9:14 PM, This boi uses Nino said:

pffft lmao

You're laughing. My 3DS almost died and you're laughing.


 

 

On 10/20/2020 at 3:23 PM, The Roger The Paladin said:

 

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If I have to stick to Pokemon in this game, I may have Nidoran into a problem. Mostly because a lot of Pokemon already have pun names... and I'll have to Krookodile the puns back.

Nidoran isn't in this game either. You're treading a fine Linoone. 

*Main  character of an SRPG named Conquest. Check.
*Choice between male and female. Check.
*Pseudo-Japanese heritage. Check.

Seems to me there's nothing unusual here.

Totally normal Conquest Let's Play

The Bandit and the "Jelly doughnut".

That is a Sitrus Berry you uncultured swine. 

Why is she on the battlefield with the Jigglypuff anyway? Is it secretly a stuffed toy she's battling with?

It is her angry fight balloon. 

More like Bidoofus. Because... well, you get it.

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Oichi sounds like the result of Oifey's secret relationship with Chi-chi. No one tell Goku.

Like Goku has ever paid attention to his wife. 

Though after the dialogue  I was almost sure they'd be the Navarre.

Don't worry, the Navarre is coming.

To be fair.... it seems to be a running theme. Remember 40 year old kid?
This game has some of the best designed characters in all of the Pokémon games. 
 

 

 

Content:

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When we left off we fought some wild Pokémon, now we're gonna do it again. So we hop on in to Aurora. 

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Oichi: That place looks like it’d be full of wild Pokémon! It might be a good idea to do a little training.

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What Oichi has spotted is a Ravine, and so we bring the whole army (Still can't bench Jigglypuff)

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Oichi: It’s a Wooper… If I recall correctly Woopers have the Water Gun move.

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Duly noted. 

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Map and Music. This is the first map in the game to utilise Elevation, something which the game never explains and that I still don't fully get. 

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I have Corrin utilise his Skill, but fail to understand that it won't let me pass as both opponents block the way. 

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So we just have Jigglypuff open the purple box for a Potion, and Eevee bonks Meowth. 

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Meowth moves closer to Jiggles and Wooper moves up and spits on puff for virtually no damage. 

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Oichi: Lord Corrin, at times like this you should select the Warrior option. You see battles aren’t just about telling your Pokémon where to move and when to fight. It’s a warrior’s job to help out their Pokémon on the battlefield. You can use items… and you can use warrior skills… You may not be fighting yourself, but you and your Pokémon are a team. Working together with your Pokémon in battle is what it truly means to be a warrior. My Warrior Skill is Sweet Song, it can be really helpful if you’re in a bind.

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Thank you game.

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Oichi heals Jigglypuff for a massive 2 HP and Doubleslap chips Wooper down a little. 

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Eevee finishes Meowth, which causes it to turn into a fancy box as well as let Eevee proc Celebrate. 

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Eevee finishes the job and loots Meowth's corpse for a fragment, ending the battle. 

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After battle results, tell us that the Fragment is just vendor trash. 

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Time marches slowly onwards. 

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Hey look, the literal children are back. 

Mitsunari: But what for? What can you two hope to achieve?

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Kiyomasa: Well they’re right you know. You have to do more than train. Eventually, you need to challenge another Kingdom to battle. If you win that, you can get some more Warriors and Pokémon to join you.

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Oichi: Uh… Well, I… Lord Corrin… If we really want to get stronger, we’re going to have to challenge other Kingdoms to battle. I think the time has come for us to make our move.

Uh oh, the schoolyard bullies are making us incite war. 

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We can now attack Ignis castle, but first let's see who we're up against. 

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Hideyoshi is a warlord, which you can tell from the gold background for his lower screen Icon, the Bandit Bros are back, and they are generics, as shown by the silver backgrounds. 

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As you can see Corrin and Oichi are force deployed when we attack a castle, you can also see our small army charging the castle.

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The Kingdom of Ignis

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Well, here he is, the Haha Funny Man, we are going to beat up. 

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The battle conditions, 20 turn Rout map. 

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As you will see, the map is set up in a way where the enemy have a huge advantage from the terrain, this is a common feature of many of the games maps. 

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The map, or as much of it as I could fit onscreen and this fun little track.

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Not really being able to do anything turn 1 I move my mons to just outside Hideyoshi's attack range. This couldn't possibly go wrong...

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Since Bidoof can't cross lava it has to go the long way around, Tepig moves closer to us over the lava. Yes come closer RIGHT INTO MY TRAP! IN AMERICA!

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Wait what?

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

That's right the enemies know how to use Warrior skills as well, so we need to always be aware of what our opponents can do. 

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Note, that the pillar of fire next to Eevee has quieted down. 

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Jigglypuff stares into our soul, as it does 2 damage per hit, already falling off. 

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Isn't that nice. 

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Bidoof continues to approach, while both Fire types attack Jigglypuff

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Suddenly danger. 

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Since Eevee is a little short on damage, we have Jeigan chip, but it's still not enough, I cannot wait to bench that thing. Unluckily for us this procs Chimchar's Blaze giving it an attack boost. 

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The Bad Guys are bad guys.png. 

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The enemy activate their attack boosting skills, to show us a hard time, putting us in the Danger Zone. 

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Rocks fall, Bidoof dies. 

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Eevee takes out Chimchar, Celebrates, bops Tepig, and gets fortified by Oichi. 

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Tepig runs away and spits an Ember at Eevee, unfortunately a pillar of fire blocks our path so we can't finish the pig yet. 

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We move our mons onto the hot springs to lure Tepig closer, then...

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BAM! Unnecessary crit to end the map. 

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Post battle analysis. The Move boost means that Quick Attack has powered up, so it deals more damage. Moves always power up with each 20% increase in Link. 

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Hideyoshi rants at us saying "He'll be back", but we all know that that's not foreshadowing at all.

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Oichi: Your second castle. I’m sure we’ll start making allies before long. The only thing is… I don’t know how…

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???: I watched your battle in Ignis. You’re impressive for one so young. But if you don’t even know how to make allies… Then I guess you’ve got a way to go before you can be considered a real Warlord.  

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???: Tell you what? I’ll teach you how to make allies. My name’s Keiji by the way. Just come to Ignis castle when you’re ready to learn.

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The passage of time goes ever onward. 

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Keiji: Oh, that’s right! I was going to teach you how to make new allies. Well, it’s pretty easy… Not all warriors are part of an army, you see. There are plenty of free warriors around as well, ones who are unattached.

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Oichi: Where did he tell us to go again? The Cave, was it?

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As always puff gets to tag along. 

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Rikyu: Hm? Would I like to join you? Well I suppose if you were to impress me sufficiently.

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I uh, forgot to make a map screenshot but the music is the same as the Ravine map. 

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First turn we wait outside Darumaka's range and draw it toward Jigglypuff. 

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We trap 'maka and beat it up, so it moves on the lava next to puff on EP. 

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Puff chips and Eevee finishes. 

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Post battle statistics. 

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And we have recruited Big Man Rikyu and his Darumaka. 

Detox is an ability that may come in handy sometimes but that's about it. Darumaka over here is a very interesting Pokémon. Flame Wheel is a move that hits from 2 spaces away but moves the user next to the target. Run Up increases the power of attacks for each tile the Pokémon walks over. Darumaka has a solid evolution as well, but hopefully I'll get to show off why later. 

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Here the game teaches us about recruiting allies. The special conditions are referring to Warlords who can only be recruited by fulfilling at least one of the above conditions as well as needing a Warlord to deal the final blow, the game NEVER tells you this, not even in the manual. 

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Oichi: Oh! You again…

Mitsunari: I hope you’re not resting on your laurels just because you’ve conquered Ignis!

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Mitsunari: Because Aurora is surrounded by other kingdoms… And there’s still Greenleaf and Fontaine to go.

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Kiyomasa: Strong against Grass weak against Water… Heh. Everybody knows that, of course.

Mitsunari: Anyway I hear the Warlord of Greenleaf uses Grass Type Pokémon.

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Kiyomasa: Y’know I don’t think the Warlords of either Greenleaf or Fontaine have any interest in trying to conquer other kingdoms in the first place. I reckon now’s your chance to make a move.

Mitsunari: Come on. We don’t have time to stand around here chatting. We’ve got to get to the Ponigiri Shop and increase our Pokémon’s Energy.

Oichi: … It sounds like theres just no way of avoiding battle…

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Ultimately we cannot stop the river of time as it flows. 

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Hooray, more warfare. 

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Oichi: You’ll meet new Pokémon, too. And each kingdom will have all sorts of interesting places to visit.

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SHE KNOWS!!!

 

Anyway next time we're gonna challenge either Greenleaf or Fontaine (guess which)

Well folks that's all the time we have for today, so until next time; stay buttery. 

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On 10/17/2020 at 1:31 PM, Pengaius said:

DON'T EVER SPEAK THAT NAME IN MY THREAD AGAIN

Then let's see some bad units and JIgglypuff, hmm?

On 10/17/2020 at 1:31 PM, Pengaius said:

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On 10/17/2020 at 1:31 PM, Pengaius said:

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Behold! The Silent Protagonist, and The Jagen.

0/10 Jagen, not enough Beard.

On 10/17/2020 at 1:31 PM, Pengaius said:

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Aurora? I thought that this was Nohr! Man, the localization team really dropped the ball.

On 10/17/2020 at 1:31 PM, Pengaius said:

but look at the size of her Charisma

Yes, I am certain that Corrin is looking at the size of the Jagen's Charisma and not something else.

On 10/17/2020 at 1:31 PM, Pengaius said:

Jigglypuff is the reason, why Oichi is the game's Jagen. It's stats are awful, and Doubleslap is unreliable garbage, it does do some pretty decent chip damage when you want to feed kills to your other Pokémon. Not even evolving helps fix the puff, because its stats are just that bad. The only redeeming qualities that Ol' Jiggy has are its very high HP allowing it to soak up lots of weak attacks and the lullaby ability, which has an RNG chance to put adjacent enemies to sleep. 

I wanna see endgame Jagen! I WANNA SEE ENDGAME JAGEN!

On 10/17/2020 at 1:31 PM, Pengaius said:

the lullaby ability, which has an RNG chance to put adjacent enemies to sleep. 

I knew Lost In Thoughts All Alone is overplayed, but enough to put people asleep? Wow...

13 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

(Still can't bench Jigglypuff)

You'd better train Jigglypuff, or I will break out the M word!

15 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

This is the first map in the game to utilise Elevation, something which the game never explains and that I still don't fully get. 

You go up and down.

No need to thank me.

17 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

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I'm digging Ryoma's new look. Much less Lobster-Like.

18 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Uh oh, the schoolyard bullies are making us incite war. 

Show 'em what for! SEND 'EM TO DETENTION!

20 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

RIGHT INTO MY TRAP! IN AMERICA!

First Nohr, then Muspell, now Thracia?! What a veritable mash-up of FE universes!

25 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

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We have found slime Garon, ladies and gentlemen!

 

25 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

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SHE KNOWS!!!

No! S-support her! S-support the Jigglypuff! USE THE JAAAAAGGGGEEEEEEENNNNNN!

 

 

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