FlyingKitsune Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 List off Fallen Edelgard's crimes against humanity, no matter how big or small. It doesn't even have to be FEH related, anything works. Example: Fallen Edelgard stole my parking spot. I'll start, Fallen Edelgard ruined my perfect arena run. What do you mean I'm just salty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Fallen Edelgard wrote my dumb exam question where leaving two options blank was the right answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Fallen Edelgard burned my house down, put me in debt, and killed my family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Branniglenn Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Fallen Edelgard keeps giving me luck and HP when I level up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Fallen Edelgard stole my girlfriend and took her to dinner. (Side note: If you can get Petrine to +10 and give her Sturdy Stance and Quick Riposte, she can beat Fallen Edelgard on the enemy phase in one turn [assuming it's a pure 1-on-1 scenario, and they both have full HP]. I know Fallen Edelgard is a monster, but so is Petrine in the right circumstances.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Fallen Edelgard burned my toast, my apple juice, AND my ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Fallen Edelgard forced me to play Super Thracia on 0% growths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingKitsune Posted June 19, 2021 Author Share Posted June 19, 2021 Fallen Edelgard scalps PS5s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Fallen Edelgard made that fish taco that made me sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightchao42 Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Fallen Edelgard committed tax fraud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Fallen Edelgard eats pineapple on pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yexin Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Fallen Edelgard used cream and ham to make Carbonara pasta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingKitsune Posted June 19, 2021 Author Share Posted June 19, 2021 Fallen Edelgard set fire to the White House. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 To be fair, she was groomed by her teacher. No wonder she ended up being a little messed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 2 hours ago, BrightBow said: To be fair, she was groomed by her teacher. No wonder she ended up being a little messed up. I guess you could she had... fallen (Edelgard) in love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan--Grandmaster Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Let's see... Heresy Destruction of property Attempted murder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingKitsune Posted June 20, 2021 Author Share Posted June 20, 2021 Fallen Edelgard caused the second impact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Fallen Edelgard is causing this blank my mind is drawing. I know the term that’s the answer to this question, so why isn’t it coming to me? Why, Fallen Edelgard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Fallen Edelgard necroposts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulWeaver Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 1 hour ago, eclipse said: Fallen Edelgard necroposts. You would focus on that one, wouldn't you. Fallen Edelgard got Cipher cancelled, spams on r/greentext regularly, and bought all the Samus/Metroid Amiibo combo packs so nobody else could have them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingKitsune Posted June 20, 2021 Author Share Posted June 20, 2021 Fallen Edelgard is what keeps me up at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Fallen Edelgard made me step on my glasses this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereal Wraith Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Fallen Edelgard are my homework. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Fallen Edelgard put Naotora Ii into Warriors All-Stars instead of any of the better female characters in Samurai Warriors, like Ina, or Kunoichi, or Oichi, or... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Fallen Edelgard made the only characters in FE the philanderers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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