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List off Fallen Edelgard's crimes against humanity, no matter how big or small. It doesn't even have to be FEH related, anything works. 
Example: Fallen Edelgard stole my parking spot.
I'll start, Fallen Edelgard ruined my perfect arena run.

What do you mean I'm just salty?

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Fallen Edelgard wrote my dumb exam question where leaving two options blank was the right answer.

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Fallen Edelgard burned my house down, put me in debt, and killed my family.

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Fallen Edelgard stole my girlfriend and took her to dinner.

(Side note: If you can get Petrine to +10 and give her Sturdy Stance and Quick Riposte, she can beat Fallen Edelgard on the enemy phase in one turn [assuming it's a pure 1-on-1 scenario, and they both have full HP]. I know Fallen Edelgard is a monster, but so is Petrine in the right circumstances.)

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Fallen Edelgard made that fish taco that made me sick.

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Fallen Edelgard used cream and ham to make Carbonara pasta

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Fallen Edelgard set fire to the White House.

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2 hours ago, BrightBow said:

To be fair, she was groomed by her teacher.

No wonder she ended up being a little messed up.

I guess you could she had... fallen (Edelgard) in love.

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Fallen Edelgard caused the second impact.

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Fallen Edelgard is causing this blank my mind is drawing.

I know the term that’s the answer to this question, so why isn’t it coming to me? Why, Fallen Edelgard?

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1 hour ago, eclipse said:

Fallen Edelgard necroposts.

You would focus on that one, wouldn't you.

Fallen Edelgard got Cipher cancelled, spams on r/greentext regularly, and bought all the Samus/Metroid Amiibo combo packs so nobody else could have them.

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Fallen Edelgard is what keeps me up at night.

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