Tom Brady used magic to win NFL games

[AnonymousSpeed]

This isn't a joke, by the way. I actually think this.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/tom-brady-describes-some-of-the-crazy-pregame-rituals-gisele-has-him-go-through-every-week/

Spoiler

Hey Alexa, how many records has this 40-year old set?

https://www.marca.com/en/nfl/2021/12/30/61ce320dca4741533d8b45b0.html

>243 career wins
>600+ touchdown passes

https://sports.nbcsports.com/2022/02/05/quarterbacks-with-the-most-super-bowl-wins/

>Made it to 10 superbowls
>Won 7 of them

Yeah man, totally normal. Don't think about it. Probably just a coincidence.

[Original Alear]

Charles Haley went to and won 5 superbowls (not sure how many he went to without winning). Was his wife a witch too? Or was he just a warlock?

I used to go by the username L1049 but I changed my username to that without knowing that my member ID # was 1049. Too bad I can't convince anyone else that I didn't know.

EDIT-I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying you might not be right.

Edited February 7, 2022 by Original Johan Liebert

[AnonymousSpeed]

On 2/7/2022 at 5:11 PM, Original Johan Liebert said:

Charles Haley went to and won 5 superbowls (not sure how many he went to without winning). Was his wife a witch too? Or was he just a warlock?

EDIT-I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying you might not be right.

You know, that's a good question, but I just don't think I'm prepared to answer it. I'd have to do some digging which I'm not patient enough for, but from what little I have read the guy seemed to have had it pretty hard, so, you know, it'd be nice if he wasn't involved in the occult on top of all that.

Yeah, no, that's fine, I'm open to the possibility, but I appreciate the clarification anyway. Gotta keep the tone all friendly-like, y'know? I would definitely say his wife is a witch, regardless of whether that's the cause of his NFL success or not.