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 26 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

Can you do be a solid and give me content by drawing her being miserable? Preferably with Feeler visibly happy.

Fine.

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26 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

Woooow. You warpskip? L brain thunking.

Dude, I just never warpskip. It's just not a thing I do. There is only one game where I do that in.

Yes, it's 3 Houses. This isn't a bit. I will skip chapters in that game. It's mainly paralogues, but some main chapters are just begging to be skipped.

I didn't want to do it either, but Thracia just doesn't want you to play it legit. I played chapter 21 without warp once. It was miserable and I never want to do it again.

27 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

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I feel threatened.

28 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

Good luck trying to convince others to shill Feeler. I guarantee you that most of Teehee would scoff at your "silly antics" once more. They'll just use Red Lysithea and move on, and then whine when Gilling kicks their ass.

Probably.

28 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

Right, I should've specified. I got this from the google doc page. They obviously show her stats and rank her as a busted unit that you're almost definitely going to use. Since I was clearly missing out as a result of our dark desires, I wanted to show what you would've gotten for any possible lurkers. It's why the image looks differently scaled and polished compared to using the Nintendo PC built in SC. Not sure why they give her different stats as a player unit, but good for them I suppose.

Yeah, I figured it'd be something like that.

28 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

We really got done dirty with Kent just being irrelevant to the plot after that one chapter. Dude, imagine using Kent to kill Gilling. You could easily have cool battle dialogue. I'm sure a ton of people would like that, especially FE7 players who liked him. I know most of us have said we're not too strong on Kent himself, but it'd be more natural and would serve as a better form of fanservice than moments like these, at least to me.

Biggest missed opportunity in the game, no doubt. Heck, I'd go as far as to give up on Random-ass Old Man With Killer Beard for him. Bruno has a beard, but Kent's got a stache and would actually feel natural.

30 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

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Don't get your hopes up. This is a filler chapter. Not in the "here's Dorcas for cool fanservice" filler. Literally nothing happens. This is the most skippable chapter in the entire game.

Much agreed. I never understood why this map even exists.

30 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

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It's Ruud's brother, Crude.

Even the boss is just a recolor of a minor boss. This late into the game, seriously?

31 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

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We're back to the average 12.

You know, this'd have been a great map to give Trachina kills.

31 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

Erica will sit this one out so Fritz can catch up a tiny bit an- what are you doing Yaraf?

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Aw for fu-

He ate my robe! You weren't supposed to do that! Man...

You know what? I approve of this course of action.

32 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

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End ya life.

You can give Trachina 0 AS with this!

32 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

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How do you let Yaraf dou- ahh, he's actually gotten quite fast. But you're a myrmidon! Speed's the one thing you're good at. 

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He's thankful for the robe.

Jokes aside though, insane Yaraf wasn't exactly what I expected from this run.

33 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

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Without the fear of death, there is no joy in living.

Anon has liberals with pitchforks on his door and Ruben is in a glockless nukeless country. You cannot refute me.

I apparently killed one too many npcs in Fallout and am now classified as a sociopath who's being watched. Society.

In response to this, I say: play Berwick Saga.

33 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

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Okay there were apparently 4 cavaliers hidden at a back alley, but they all somehow got doubled by a guy with 12 speed.

Their wives are now former wives.

34 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

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How does a hero only have 15 speed? Even Astram's faster.

No but seriously, this map's pathetic.

34 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

He has 16. This means he doesn't get doubled by feeler. You cannot convince me that he's anything other than the strongest man on the continent.

If he lives one round against Feeler, clearly he's made of something else.

34 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

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Ruben, do you know what his speed growth is?

I believe 40. Maybe 35. But I think 40.

34 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

More importantly, can anyone remember the last time he got speed?

I haven't the faintest idea.

38 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

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Clearly, they haven't used the triangle attack.

I love this image.

39 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

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If this was made by Kaga, he would be called Jodl.

You know, I can see it. Man loves his nazi-named minibosses.

40 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

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Roughly +2 of Percival's stats. Why do I bring up Perceval?

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Shilling.

Gwahahahahah... Also, the fact that this sad rando is better than Perceval is hilarious.

40 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

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Haha! You go Ya-

Wait. 22 speed. He's faster than Erica. She has one more speed, but...Big Guy. Big Guy! He's weighed by nothing! Even his skill's been doing great! Absolute beast! He can make his own channel called Mr. Beast, but instead of giving away money through challenges, he eats money from national banks and destroys the value of currency.

The fact that he's legit catching up to Emmy, too. Holy shit, Yaraf.

41 minutes ago, Shaky Jones said:

If xp means nothing to you, this is probably the chapter you would be justified in not accepting the Gaiden for. What are you missing? Fenrir? Get outta here. Leave. The whole site. Exit Serenes right now.

You wanna go here to buy killers. That's about it, really.

 

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4 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said:

 

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You don't know how happy this drawing makes me. It brings joy to my heart, and tears in my eyeholes! It's the Shaky Special. It's literally me! 

The joyous kind old dragon (or...young?). The perfect rep for all that is right with Fire Emblem! The depressed Trachina? The Shaky Sexism™️! And the Yaraf in the corner is that guy that you probably completely forgot about, but funny bone man knows better. He is more than a bench warmer! He's the finest son of a gun you'll ever live to see! And I am honored to be at the very center, behind the greatest character in a romhack played for laughs and giggles almost specifically for 2 people. This image is a meme, but it is also art. My playstyle is a meme, but it is also art. 

4 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said:

I feel threatened.

I get that a lot.

4 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said:

Much agreed. I never understood why this map even exists.

Someone in the team must have made this map and then realized that the others already finished the game, so they snuck it in a random chapter as to not feel that their effort was for nothing.

4 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said:

You know, this'd have been a great map to give Trachina kills.

Yes, let me throw her onto a fog map full of cavaliers where 2 strikes kill her and she probably doesn't double anyone. All that 7 xp per kill would've been great.

4 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said:

You know what? I approve of this course of action.

This is why Big Guy is canonically a part of my lore through your art.

4 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said:

Jokes aside though, insane Yaraf wasn't exactly what I expected from this run.

He's an inside joke now. He's the new Sieks. Emmy is apparently always good, but Yaraf? These are the memes I live for. When this run is over, if he caps his stats, I might have him be one of the sigs, just to confuse everyone.

4 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said:

I love this image.

I wish I could have 2 sigs. One for units, and one for uncanny but incredibly satisfying FE images, like Wade killing Kel with a hand axe.

7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said:

The fact that he's legit catching up to Emmy, too. Holy shit, Yaraf.

Let's do it. Feeler's maxed out already. Any boss that's not the final boss or Zenon, I'll eat alive with Big Guy. He'll be the biggest, buffest buster in town.

Chapter 25: Ninaz

That's a pretty mid title

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Take a Drink Every 3 Times I Shoot An Arrow This Chapter:

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Honestly, I had forgotten about them. I had gone under the assumption that they died in chapter 18, and that the BDU would be the main threat before endgame. They're not really mentioned again since then until just now. If you're wondering, I'm basically right at endgame's doorstep. The only thing left is to enter the temple and diddle the fiddle, but you typically have at least one battle outside of the area (like in FE8 ch20), so they probably felt that it made sense to have one more arc for them instead of some generic or BD remnants. If they hadn't killed off Theseus early it would've made a lot of sense for him to be here, but I'll gladly choose them over that loser, even if they feel a little too much like an FE4 reference.

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Can we swap dark mages?

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I can make bad Zelda jokes about water temples, but instead I'll wait until I'm inside the place and in front of man baby Zenon and do what I normally do with babies. Push my thumb on their temples.

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You could make a terrible movie sequel out of it.

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How realistic of them to imply that Roy canonically uses Dayan on his endgame. You guys should do that more. For this game's sake.

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Wait, isn't it a plot twist for Roy that they actually have a demon dragon? Like I think he knew a bit about it, but it's more of something he only comes to realization over after Zephiel's defeated. 

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Well that was disgusting. I wish they never met. Enough words. Let me exterminate the morphs for good.

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Dude. Theseus finna shattered like glass. 

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I can't wait to see what genius tactics they have that work around each other.

They don't know how to plan

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I can. 25 chapters. 8 months of posting...granted half of that was breaks. It's a miracle we're approaching an end. I can finally go back to quick FE runs where I can play for 40 minutes and move on to the next map, not to sound ungrateful for the memes this LP provided. I'm just looking forward to FREEDOM FROM RUBEN'S TRACHINA SHILLING!!!

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"This dragussy got me acting unwise"

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Virgin sucking off strength of the dead vs chad going to the gym.

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Nergal Inc. Need help with war? We bring back the dead!

No, he's just starting general chaos and warfare, a very broad term used by villains like TWSITD  to clarify that they're evil. 

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I still can't believe this is actually happening. Nergal 2. 

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Yes, and we didn't need a rehash of this plotline.

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Damn. Changing the conversation before I rant on FE7 again.

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Saya hated this answer.

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Renault hated this answer.

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Renault gazes onto the future with his hidden 3rd eye and sees the disasters of urbanization, relishing the blessings of nature, or as one would say, the earth of heaven.

Preparations:

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Your 15 unit army is split apart by about 3 meters. You're just going to group them together anyways.

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Why is this worth more than an earth seal? 

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This is the final chapter you can buy items in. Unless you care about fundings rank (which I don't even know if is calculated properly on a romhack), sell your garbage and buy what you need now. There is one last secret shop here. Bad news: No stat boosters. 

Instead of Arman, I will bring Gideon. The secret shop is only accessible by either flying or using a pirate, and I unfortunately didn't use Tiger, which I very much regret despite having an army primarily of axe users (I use axe Emmy more often than sword Emmy given her amazing skill and speed handling axes well). Everyone else is a bow user. I don't regret not using fliers because they are stinky losers. Gideon's cool, but Trachina inadvertently created Ruben's finest work of art.

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With the Ninaz being the classes that they are, the map's main threats are falcon knights, wyvern lords, and valkyries. The wyvern lords aren't too bad, as their high might and defense can be offset by doubling them with bows, easily done by Yaraf, Erica, Gim, and even Saya. Really, this chapter shows you exactly why my playstyle is based.

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Do not expect bows to carry you through the bosses themselves. Unlike Narcian and Valter, they used a 3d printer to recreate the delphi shield and iron rune and put sticky glue on it, making it impossible to steal from (it's labeled as enemy only). This also means that the 30 killer weapons you bought won't be effective, as all three of them have those shields.

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While tanky for a peg, her main issue is her decent avoid while having a runesword, although she doesn't deal too much damage and it weighs her down somewhat.

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Dina in particular is a large threat, as she has a defense stat rivaling that of Zephiel himself with no way to deal effective damage or land criticals, making raw damage input your only method of putting them down. This wouldn't be so bad if you had legendaries by now, but you don't, so you'll likely want brave weapons, given her solid speed stat that makes doubling her a challenge for most units. At least you could easily double Zephiel with Mulagir Bartre. 

Yes, I know that I can just Feel her, but I have other plans.

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You'd think she'd have more than an elfire. Maybe Fimbulvetr? That hasn't even been dropped yet. You really just get elfire and aircalibur as your only tools to work with while Dorcas is eating his heart out with a brave bow. Her threat would be having the max 25 speed, but she's also weighed down by 3, although dealing 31 magic damage with 22 speed is still dangerous, but the threat she's supposed to have is her berserk staff. I've played FE6 enough times to become numb to the feeling of it.

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The No Nonsense Ninaz unit have stats on par with the BDU, but many are somewhat held back by using either iron or steel weapons as opposed to the light brands and silvers of the last chapter. 24x does not exist. Falcons with 20 strength, 25 speed, and silver weapons would obliterate your slow team, so many of them are given irons as to throw you a bone. 

Turn 1: Too Much Words. Not Enough Puns

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With there being monks about, buffing up my res stat is a must in order to tank the enemies of turn 1.

The mountains allow you to split up your team up to 3 smaller ones, but why would I do that when almost everyone is around the center?

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More killers. L 24x.

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Viable dodge strat moment.

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Non viable dodge strat moment.

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This is why hydration is important. 

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Don't worry. Even with a crit, Yaraf woulda lived here. Instead, I double and destroy them. If you wonder where their corpse goes when you kill them, Big Guy eats them.

Turn 2: How Did I Do The Entire FE11 LP In A Month?

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I miss the old days of my PMU's, where all my bows were named after guns, or a crypto.

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Top kek.

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It's so weird that Feeler's main downside at first was his res, but now it takes a barrier to reach Feeler's res stat. 

Yes, I know his base speed sucks, but that was always offset by fixed damage and defense. But his res is what makes him "bad" to people given how thunder mages could 1RKO him. They don't know what they're missing out on.

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I thought I took a screenshot of it, but the left area is being handled. Exclusively by Emmy and Dorcas. 3 paladins run from north, and they all got critted by Emmy.

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Ballistae try hurting me from the top, but maybe if we ignore them, they'll go away.

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Thanks for warning me, dumbass.

Turn 3: I Wonder What's For Dinner

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There we go. It's Yaraf time! He's gonna Yaraf all the bad guys! 

I traded bows like this so Big Guy can deal some serious firepower, all while gaining mountain terrain. This is the Shaky Special, Anywhere else, you woulda just gotten some f**k all flier to park anywhere with a spear. If I did that, it woulda been Vince, since you all hate him so much.

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Why double when you can just kill in one hit. That's the beauty of FE6 Bartre. At first he's a great chip damage dealer with irons. Then he kills with killers. Then he brutally destroys with silvers and braves. And you people wonder why you struggle with chapter 21. 

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Do you think being healed feels good?

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Having flier canto utility now feels...disturbing.

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Oh.

I get it.

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He's literally the Karel of this game, but worse, which I guess makes sense. Last minute swordmaster with serviceable stats, only I'm pretty sure his growths aren't nearly as comical. 

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His stats are nearly identical, but slightly lower compared to that of his master, with strength being the most noticeable difference at 3 points less, but he is one speed faster. They even made him 1 level less, just to display the fact that he barely fall behind on his master's talents. That's some nice detail. 

A big shame that I don't think too much of FE6 Karel given how late his jointime is. He basically exists to be the Durandal user if you somehow got all your swordies killed. You have basically no time to use him against standard enemies, since almost everyone afterwards is just a dragon. Here, he can fight actual enemies, but there is no S weapon he can use to show off his ranking. Not to spoil the next chapter, but there are heroes and bosses with 20 speed, so he does have just enough to double them, although he'd need criticals with his Wo Dao to kill, and his con won't be doing him many favors with a brave sword. I've been very lucky with Saya's strength growth, but otherwise, he is decent enough. He doubles most enemies, has enough defense and HP to tank some good few hits (far more than Saya), but his sword lock combined with mediocre strength for endgame standards makes him difficult to rely on for kills unless you're really confident in his Wo Dao crit procs. Maybe that would be better in a game where swordmasters had 30% crit...

I need to re-tier everyone when this game is done. I can't give everyone B. That says nothing about a person. Maybe that means the game's really good at making everyone balanced, but I want unbalanced garbage. He's G tier, for Guy. Not Gee. F**k that pronunciation. It's GUY.

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Dumb dumb stupid.

Turn 4: No Ninaz November

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You'd think Dina would move to, considering what they said about teamwork and all that. You really just gonna let her die alone like that? Coward.

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2 EZ

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Consume their power. Big Guy knows no bounds to being big.

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Flier utility do be busted. Giving the brave back to Gim for the vengeance arc.

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The fliers near Puffy aren't too big of a threat to anyone other than Gideon, but he'll live. Trachina is useful soley through healing, which is what Kaga defines as being a strong woman. The strong part comes from accepting the fact that you serve as a damsel in distress plot to create a chapter for the male units to recruit.

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Feeler does what he always does, and Yaraf on a mountain makes him invincible. 

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3 damage. And THEY get doubled.

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And there she goes.

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Gim and Emmy are the only ones who can double her. With her whopping 23 defense with a ranged weapon, my brave bow is my best bet for dealing significant damage. If only Gim GOT MORE STRENGTH!

No no, this is fine. It's actually perfect. You know what comes next.

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No not that.

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Why him? Dude. Feeler. Nikita. Even Erica! 

Turn 5: Destroy Dina December

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You know what? I think he's hungry for seconds.

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L husbando.

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They call me George Wood.

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They use iron weapons to dodge more, but when I make a hack and give all weapons triple effective accuracy, they will be crying.

I won't ever make a hack. I'll bark orders at someone I know when they make a hack.

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Did a thing. Content, content. One hit. Almost dead. Minimal damage. No double. I squeal. I clap my feet.

Turn 6: Journalist Juno January? 

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Enyo loves to camp on a forest for dodging while berserking the same guy.

So I'm burning it down.

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Did some sniping. Rescued them back. Nothing you care about seeing. You two don't even play GBAFE.

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5.95 true hit. You are trolling.

Turn 7: If I Don't Come Back In A Month, Send Dinner

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Last berserk. I used Guy in my last FE7 run that I never finished. That was years ago. I don't have any problems with Guy. I just hate that some people call him Gee.

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She can tough it out. The brave sword can't. Together, you two will conquer all of Elibe.

Feeler has no interest in world domination. 

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I coulda killed her, but why rush things? 

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Just get everyone close enough...

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With the ballistae man outta bullets, Saya can safely taunt Enyo.

Saya: "Enyo life"

Enyo: "I f**king hate my name"

Saya: "What's that? Aw gross. You got some of Dina's blood enyo face."

Enyubello: "No parents."

Saya: "You defend day 1 DLC"

EnyonymousSpeed: "You hate 3 Houses for not being old linear nothing character game."

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Turn 8: We Do A Bit Of Walling The Enemy

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Holy Cannoli! She got a kill! Boys, she a got a kill. Ohh, if I was 21, I'd drink to this!

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Fates HPs.

She must drink water, because I do not feel regretful over giving Yaraf the robe.

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At last. Killer Saya. Apparently, this is a clever Lyn reference, because that's her weapon in Engage. I'm such an FE7 fanboy for figuring that out. F**k!

Turn 9: I Distracted Her For 3 Whole Turns Just For This

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Periphilia. Dinasaur. Lunch and Dinner. It is time for dessert. A full course meal to end the day.

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Hahahahaha! I point and laugh! Ruben, laugh with me!

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I am become BIG

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Oh.

Well if you want to know how Yaraf is getting growths defying statistics, this is it. L.

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This is why Gideon's here. One last shopping spree.

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Least expensive current gen game.

That's a bit much innit? To my knowledge, this is the only way you can get it in this game. No enemy has dropped it and no regular shop sells it. Why not make it droppable from Enyo and have her use it? Magic units really do get done dirty. As if FE7 weight wasn't bad enough. I suppose I'll get one for Sergei. Don't know why. I just feel like I should. 

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Considering that I don't even use fliers, I can just sell this. The member's card will also be worthless after this. Free 8k.

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The rest of my funds are used on slayers and longbows.

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There were some turn 9 warriors and bishops, but they were smart enough to realize that the people who just destroyed the Ninaz wouldn't struggle at all with them, so they ran back.

 

What Did I Say About Humanizing The Morphs:

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Do you also suffer from being a former husband?

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No there isn't.

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L family

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Short dialogue. Thank goodness. Poor Ninaz. They really are just randos that fight for no real reason, and that's naturally what you get with a morph plotline. 

As much as I would love to shill this Yaraf-Feeling run on my sig when I beat it, it would be like returning to the scene of the crime, then setting up a museum there with the murder weapon and body in full display. Funnily enough, it's not even the police that gets me. A friend of the victim just kills me out of vengeance, them being a Lyn fan who read through this run.

Remember the 3 shots drink thing? Yeah, this also includes the 12 shots I did off camera. Drink up.

 

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I would like to thank Ruben for finally making the smart choice and adding Cord, or Maji, to his sig. It looks great. Now he has 3 ARHCANEA REPS! You love to see it! This could easily be outdated if read after another change in his sig so let me open up with something else.

Let's start a podcast. Me, Anon, and Ruben. Get a 4th chucklehead that actually cares about things and we can talk about all kinds of original fun topics, like Fire Emblem being bad, New Vegas being good, and U.S. politics. Ruben will be expected to know everything. This could also be outdated if we're canceled 2 episodes in. One last try.

It's almost Christmas! Ho ho ho! I hope your Christmas goes wonderfully Anon. Ruben, I hope your rest of the year doesn't suck. To everyone else, I'd like to think I can finish this before Christmas, so I'll hold off saying Merry Christmas until then. I have made the mistake of trying to finish the FE games I've yet to finish soon, which include 3 Houses for me and 3 Hopes Golden Wildfire for my brother, and I am miserable. I genuinely want to rant for hours again, but I shant. I will rant to Ruben on Discord DM's instead. You guys just enjoy the holidays, okay? And hopefully my posts too.

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Chapter 26: Supremacy

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Words Words Words: The Wordening

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Cool factoid. Where's my year and half timeskip design? That's enough time for Nikita to grow some mutton chops.

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Fair enough. This doesn't affect animals. It would be incorrect to say "the final battle for the future of Elibe". Elibe doesn't care. But if I aid that line, people think my autism is showing.

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There aren't actually any traps.

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Me too Saya...me too.

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Said literally any children's cartoon villain.

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If only you weren't the semi-final boss, aka the Nergal of this game. 

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What a gentleman.

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This is more than just discord grooming.

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cope

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We can be a little...quirky

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Saya cannot believe he said that, and I can't either. Kill me.

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Tl;dr: Morphs are Nergal stans. They're fatherless without Nergal and need a youtuber to idolize in order to feel validated. Unfortunately, YouTube doesn't exist yet, so they have to revive Nergal to get the milk from the store.

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Mans really just said Nergal is their god. Anon, rate their religion 1 outta 10 and every other relgion while you're at it

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I don't know why you were ever interested in understanding Zenon. Just kill him bro. He literally caused the death of ya mum out of spite. Dude has no endgame goals of his own. They're just terminally online.

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Why would anyone feel sorry!? They literally admitted that they have no character or purpose! I dunno whether to praise the brutal honesty of how bad morphs are or yell about the lack of attempt make them meaningful in any way, because now it feels like they shoehorned this major component of the hack for nothing more than references! Dammit, I hate FE7!

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It's endgaming time.

Preparations:

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Bad news. I can barely see most of the map. Absolutely poggers news for one person: I can bring 15 people and I have literally no reason to bring Arman, so...

Bruno gaming it is. You happy? I coulda taken a healer prepromote, but something told me that this was the right choice. That something is the voice of you I created inside the fantasy world within my head.

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They're strong, but somehow less powerful than the Black Dragon Unit. Dude, dude. Guys. Seriously guys, do you remember that one hero of chapter 20? Why did he have 32 attack with his brave sword and over 20 speed? Bro's still stronger than anyone else in the whole game! Just that one guy. It boggles my mind! Imagine if you could capture generics. He'd be the Haitaka of romhacks!

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So they gave this guy the Great lord class to stand out, although he himself is nothing more than a generic morph. That's disappointing. I might as well spoil it now since I think it's fairly obvious how the stage will play out. The map will open up as you kill each boss, with each boss being one of the classes of the three Blazing lords. It's a neat premise, especially with the morphs being not too dissimilar from the dreadlords of Jugdral and Awakening, but the execution feels lackluster when I'm ultimately just fighting random remnants of an already failed evil cult group. If there's one thing I like about FE7, it's Bartre and Dorcas. If there's a 2ND thing I like, it's how much I enjoyed my first run of endgame. I still hate the last minute S rank weapon thing, but it feels so cool to see that chapter be a boss rush of sorts showing all the Black Fang members you'd previously killed altogether and revived through Nergal's powers, now at their peak with legendaries. I'm a sucker for boss rushes, so I do sorta like Verdant Wind's endgame with the 10 elites, and the dreadlords of Thracia possibly being your own characters that died is f wording awesome. Even when they're not, the dreadlords are already their own people established through the lore, but without a portrait. These are literal random morphs that are just stronger for the sake of it.

A lot of the stage falls under this premise, and it really feels like they're going for an FE7 v2 endgame, but it's lackluster imo. First thing that I'm sure came to all of our minds is "what if this guy was Hector?" That'd be cool. Of course, how would you handle Lyn and Eliwood? Maybe they coulda written it so Lyn dies no matter what in this hack, but you can't just kill of Eliwood. It breaks the lore of FE6. If all three were dead, then I'd actually get kinda hyped by the idea of the three of them being bosses here, even if I don't even like them much, or outright hate...ELIWOOD. So maybe...DON'T DO THIS KIND OF CHAPTER FOR MORPHS! AGAIN!

Turn 1: Imma Mald!

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I have failed to properly display the difficulty of this game, as Feeler trivializes so much of the challenge, something I'm sure very few people have experienced.

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I have failed to properly display the based way to play this game. Emmy trivializes so much of the challenge, something I'm sure most people have experienced.

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Should Emmy get targeted and hit by everyone to the right, she's donion rings, hence the runesword swap. When else am I going to use it? Feeler will be fine.

If everyone here moves when provoked, then the positioning of the enemy is somewhat annoying, since unless you got heavily defense blessed, you're just not surviving the combination of braves, great bows, and silver lance generals, so you're probably just going wait in the back and let them come to you. Some people don't like guys like me that obsess over player phase emblem, so I'm choosing to be extra bitter about it just to piss them off.

Just kidding, this is just how annoyingly picky I naturally am. Ruben gets me.

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No crit. Damn. Shoulda gone for 7 hammers instead.

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Apparently the runesword never mattered. She literally dodged all 3 enemies that targeted her for being a female smash player.

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Emmy can't get much stronger.

Turn 2: I Always Have A Backup Plan

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Batta bing batta Bruno.

You love to see it.

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At this point, I wouldn't have it any other way.

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Okay Feeler, slow it down. No one likes a tryhard.

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Feeler dodges 50s and Saya fails to dodge a 29. Heaven and earth did not birth you to fail them like this.

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If it means anything to anyone, she could hypothetically survive one hit from Iduun now, and deal 29 * 2 with her Sol Katti, or 12 with the Durandal. Just some fun math for you. Iduun's a lot more interesting to overcome if you don't use the binding blade, or at least she would be if she had more than 1 f**king range.

Spoiler

No, I didn't make a mistake with Saya only doing 12 * 1 with Durandal. I'm punishing her for being a walking FE7 reference by using Durandal's FE7 stats, which are identical to Binding Blade, but with 4 more weight, bringing her down to 16 speed instead of the 20 speed she would have with FE6's Durandal, which barely doubles Iduun. Just some more fun math for you. 

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Holy Cannoli! A Trachina kill in which Fenrir in particular saves the day!

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And she didn't miss! AND she actually got a good level!

Congrats! You're now the 2nd worst combat unit, next to Arel.

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Rather than continue the tiny bait by bait, I just throw in Yaraf with an iron rune. He's essentially Bow Feeler.

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Took several beatings, but he's still standing. Now it's my turn to beat the morphs.

Turn 3: I Hope I Can Finish These Posts By Christmas Day

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Without Feeler, it would take a bit of time to kill these generals. My Sergei is far too slow, and Dorcas doesn't double either. The average FE player doesn't make too much use out of hammers or funny manaketes, so they probably use that loli mage from chapter 4. It's a good thing you people have me as your guide through this hack, and life.

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Teamwork and killer bows. Those are how to succeed in life. The modern equivalent is staying strapped with the boiz.

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Emmy is throwing her fists in the air. They fall and land on Sergei. 

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Ruben, how can you call this content? She kills once every 3 chapters. She's a healbot. You coulda had me use Gideon. Anon coulda had me use Tiger. I coulda used Vince! Think of the Bravo Vince jokes I coulda made!

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A new portion of the map appears. There's only 4 basics, so the boss is clearly utilizing the Russian trademark of throwing bodies at the wall until you win. 

Turn 5: Has Spain Ever Used Morally Bankrupt War Tactics? Surely Not

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There's some cavs, but compared to the heroes and generals of the beginning, they're extremely pathetic.

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You'd think they'd be heroes and paladins by now.

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Throwing Yaraf in the frontlines is always a vital strategy. I only regret not training him more in swords.

Turn 5: What's Wrong With Liking Money?

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Bro. A soldier. Here? I suppose this ain't TLP with halberdiers, but really? Elibe soldiers, the goombas of Fire Emblem. This is why you never let a morph be in charge of designing their own map.

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Sieks doesn't get too much action nowadays. Guess he was too bored. Can't blame him. He just wants to play Engage.

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Math is power.

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If Sergei had a brave tome, it'd be over. If Erica had con, it'd be cool, but she still dies in 2 hits.

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This goes so hard.

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This also goes so hard, but don't feel free to screenshot. These screenshots are mine, and I charge 2 dollars per shot captured.

Turn 6: Today is Dimitri's Birthday

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The crit.

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Well now you're wasting my time. I could be decorating the house with the Nativity of Jesus.

Don't worry, it's been done since the making of this post, so this current post has been baptized and blessed. I also went ahead and told it to never say "happy holidays".

Turn 7: There He Is

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Ohh, that explains a lot.

It's a copy of Eliwood, so his minions are total dogs**t, just like him!

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Darn. It can't be Eliwood. Those stats are far beyond anything he's capable of.

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Oh well, time to die.

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He just gets bigger, and bigger. He has surpassed Emmy, both in strength and defense. Their speed is on par. His health is a but a strain of hair away from peak BIG.

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They might just be basic enemies, but I reckon killing enemies in the chapter called Supremacy with Bruno basically insinuates that Bruno is supreme. I hope this helps, Rubster.

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Yep. Last one is Lyn's class, which Saya also is. The average person would want a one on one duel, but I don't see the appeal when it's a generic morph. That still gets to me. I can't get serotonin from Feelin' them.

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Those strength points came in clutch.

Turn 8: Christmas Is About Getting Better Presents Than Your Enemies

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End ya life.

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The fliers have either 25 or 27 speed. They're faster than the swordmasters and even use swords just like them.

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I forgot about that, but I got away with it.

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This never gets old. The sprite is so cool. 30 clean damage. Good hit. Silver enemy only deals 4. Stuff like this almost makes me trust Ruben's recommendations.

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Come to think of it, Zenon would be trolling Saya pretty hard by having a morph that looks exactly like Lyn, or at least her battle sprite. Given that it's been 20 years, it wouldn't be too surprising if she actually had grey hair, but of course, she only looks 5 years older. I know Ruben mentioned on TeeHee that they're almost definitely going to include Lyn in an FE6 remake and leave her looking nearly the same to retain the waifu factor, and this hack only proves that. It's exactly what fans envision and put in their own fangames. No one's gonna complain but us old bitter hags.

Turn 9: And My Enemies Right Now Are a Race Of Subhumans

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I'm not sure how much her growths matter at this point, but good on you. I like those numbers.

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I would say that doubling doesn't matter when you kill in one hit, but Gim's a terrible example of that.

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Now you get strength. Better now than never. I can flaunt it when I show off my team on endgame and spend too much time evaluating a unit you can already tell is good in a glance.

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Fritz isn't good anymore, but don't tell him I said that. He deserves better than to hear stuff like that.

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Nikita is my only real lance user. Sieks exclusively mains a slim lance.

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As much as I'd like to hypothetically fry Lyn a 2nd time, this person could do some serious damage to my archers.

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I pout and I cry.

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If this game had arms scrolls, you'd know I'd go for brave sword Big Guy. A shame GBAFE doesn't have those. 3 Houses needs 300 of them.

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I use physic to heal Feeler in a way that breaks the law of physics.

Turn 10: The Morphs Are Also My Enemy, And I Asked Santa For Their Extinction

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Saucy.

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SoHaE hard mode patch? Forget it. We're going YarafQuest all the way.

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Is this the end?

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Guess not.

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Eyyyy, it's the lads!

No of course there's no f**king lads. They're also npc morphs!

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But they're lads with government assistance pretending to be terrorists under a different name. 

They're literally reusing the FE7 bit, but with actual generics, which I don't need to go into again. They wanted to be special though and use the archsage and king class over sage (or Valkyrie for Ursula) and general. Maybe you can use your special brain and imagine that Zephiel just died now and someone teleported his body here just to be in this one fight, but then what about everyone else? The paladin could be that one Zenon shill I suppose, but wasn't he already a morph to begin with? They can't get 2nd chances. That's cheating! The nomad easily coulda been Tsas's dad, but I'd be drawing blanks for everyone else. Well except for the Hero. Obviously that's Henning.

Turn 10 2: The Funky Sequel

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Map design.

I'll just wait them few by few, because it seemed like the best option out of all two of them.

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I knew that all that math calculating through the past 10 chapters over Feeler's defense and HP stat would come through. You can confidently say that every level up was worth it.

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What am I supposed to say? It's a morph. I want to say something badass and witty against the cool overpowered bosses that I have to do my all with my endgame team, but there's nothing to work with when they're just a damn morph! I can't flash a bunch of screenshots to show off flashy fights since it looks just the same as any other fight other than them doing more damage. I can't even make a quip off of their name. Rex Hasta la vista? That's a terrible joke!

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Zenon decides to use an Eclipse tome to basically force players to wait for 5 turns before actually approaching him, because he loves mocking LTC players, which to be fair, is kinda based, but his plans don't mean much when he isn't the first person to make an action on his phase.

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Anyone that isn't Yaraf gets Brazil'd.

Turn 11: Shaky Jones Boo Hoos Some More

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In FE7, this bow is stated to have the brave effect. It does not. This troll by the ingenious devs was so funny, that these guys left the same message word for word in the English romhack.

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Saya considers what to get her friends for Christmas and wonders what they'll get for her, until she remembers that Sacaens don't celebrate Christmas. She kills Mr Rex out of spite.

She also killed this morph.

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The brave sword's on the verge of breaking, and so is my patience with this game. It's the holiday season. Why am I doing Eliwood's failed hall monitor management?

Turn 12: Of Course I Put Different FE Background Music

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This bishop has a ridiculous crit rate. Luce sounds like luz, which is Spanish for light. It's a Spanish word, which is why I'm prioritizing killing them. 

Or at least I wanted to, but they chose not to move. Instead, King Charles went ahead despite no one being within his range, very eager to finish what his ancestors failed to do by conquering the U.S, represented by Big Guy being a big guy.

 

Yes I know Luce is latin for light, but I've heard it said so often as a spanish term that I refuse to believe that this is anything but a Spanish joke. That's what I always believed as a kid, and it fuels me now.

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Hilariously enough, this rando has better stats than Zephiel himself.

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He even has his sword, only they changed the name so they could put it in British museums without others finding out that it was stolen from the lands they plundered.

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Saya rushes in on her own and is greeted by something Spaniards receive in spades. Heat stroke.

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Saceans don't believe in the Sun though, so she shot and killed them.

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For a lord, her stats are great. For my warped perception of low tier units capping everything, she's incredibly mid.

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These are the 200 IQ moves that make me feel like I have a talent aside from being a Youtuber in 2 years.

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The King always looks amazing. They're amazing to fight, and now that they're actually strong and not on a 30 avoid throne, I actually like this fight alone more than the actual fight with Zephiel himself, and just like with Zephiel, I'm solo'ing him with my favorite unit of the run. This is the FE I love.

Turn 13: This Is The Highlight Of The Chapter

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This is a Big day for Big Guy

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and an early Christmas day for me.

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There's a lot of trading you don't see much of here. This bit is quite tough and I took quite a while to ponder how to get through this unscathed.

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And a lot of that has to do with these crits man! Gim is a bad example given his naturally bad luck, but so many bosses here have good crit, and I only have 1 iron rune. I don't want to turtle the heck outta this, but it's not just for the sake of turns. It's part of my 3 step plan to make the mother of all omelettes.

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You see? I can only do so much when no one can bait these guys out. I tried with Emmy, but the hero just doesn't move. What a cu-

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Oh

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Oooooh, you a rattling my bones now!

Turn 14: If They're Turn Based, I'll Be Mad. If They're Range Based, I'll Be Mostly The Same

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You only live once, so risk it all by potentially throwing it in the garbage. I don't get why people loved to say that when doing things that only harmed their life, but no one actually says this anymore, so I have to put the fear of death on people now.

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I knew you could do it. Ruben, you knew he could do it, right?

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Honestly I wasn't even expecting this to hit, but I will pat your belly with glee when this is over.

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Of all the ways the Linus clone could die, I used cheap materials made in China, much like the value of a morph life, or a Chinese one in the eyes of their government.

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Someone show me a completely stat screwed Fir.

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This is oddly fitting.

Turn 15: This Divine Fire Shall Scorch The Skies

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At last. My 3 step plan will rock your rocks off Ruben. By being just fast enough, Zenon has yet to finish spamming Eclipse. He is still on his last one, meaning he literally can't counter. This is extremely pathetic, but hilarious. Dude is literally Veld 2. You've probably pieced together why it has to be this way.

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Feel the humiliation...

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That got a good chuckle outta me.

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Sadly, no matter how many times I or Ruben asked, there were no more speedwings, meaning Zenon could still double and one round Feeler. Despite how lucky my Feeler was with speed, it still wasn't enough. But that can't stop me. Hence, my stupendous 3 step plan. Step 1: Lure as many dreadmorphs as possible while having him target Arel and Sieks to avoid excessive turtle strats. Step 2: Feel the life sink from his eyes as Feeler displays the irony of Zenon dying to a fire dragon. And now, step 3: Gloat about it to Ruben. HAHAHAHAHAH! I'm awesome! I'm the best! Shaky Jooones! Tickle my booones!

Perhaps it coulda been better, but at least I chipped with Big Guy of all people and attacked more than once with Feeler to really let that sinking feeling in. It was tough trying to make it so I arrive before he uses all 5 tomes given how many of my units couldn't do much against the dreadmorphs, especially with half of them having 20+ crit that most of my army would crumble to, making trade strats extremely important. It was a lot of strategy and planning, so I feel particularly proud of achieving this, especially when I had to make turn 11 devoid of letting Zenon reach anyone while still killing morphs and setting up for the following turns. Honestly I probably took longer here than on the actual main part of the map. I might as well rank that part here. It's disappointing. It's the same complaint with the random morphs being the main bosses, but the placements aren't even special! It's just everyone at the top, and Zenon's eclipse just tries to make the map slower while possibly making his own fight look like a joke. This is really how the game's gonna hand me the ultimates? Zenon just swiped and hoarded them all this time to give to randos? I-

Oh my Kaga...I get it. He is a fan of generic unit runs! This changes everything. That's impossible. He can't be based! He's Zenon! The redditor! The jar enthusiast! The horribly written side villain with no character on a game that already had a huge video essay on Youtube over it's crappy story! Someone posted another huge essay on Serenes about that, but I can't be bothered to read it all. The tl;dr seemed to still stick by it sucking, so I'm taking that L to continue using against a game I don't like. "After much deliberation and re-examination, the story is still ass". And so is the gameplay. And so is Zenon, but at least he's occasionally based...I guess.

This map gets a Reddit/10. It thinks it's a lot cooler than it actually is. 

That's What The Point Of The Mask Is:

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It could be the translation, but I find it entertaining how silly and childlike Saya's responses often are compared to the standard lord with a slight fancy tongue or something brass like Ike. Roy is 15, but he's described as intelligent for reasons I don't remember because I always skip the dialogue. Saya's just a girl who got lucky enough to have 3 beasts save the world under her name.

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Zenon is also childish, and I'm not sure why. Now we have 2 bickering chuckleheads here trying to be the cool one.

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Le meaningless plot twist.

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I'm going to have to warp my way to endgame. That's how this works. There won't be 4 to 5 more chapters. This is incredibly predictable, and Renault is 100% going to be the one to do it.

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See what I mean?

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We could, but then you immediately die of blood loss and I won't even grace you with showing your last words.

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You had 20 years to search the continent that both Roy and Saya can rout in 1 year.

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And he's never once considered to check there.

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Oh yeah, he's racist.

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Saw that coming half a mile away.

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He tells her to leave and get everyone ready to be warped.

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Wha-

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Okay, we're just gonna pretend that never happened. I must've had a stroke.

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This is going to kill him, isn't it? 

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Yep. He must've said farewell to his old lover, Arel.

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I hope your friends in the afterlife speak Japanese, so you can use your native tongue. 

Guess that's another small thing you can report to the devs if they're still in touch with this game, which I somewhat doubt. I know someone reported the Enyo visual portrait glitch in FEU that's still here, so I doubt they're still patching things out. Ah well, I can fantasize the love of 2 old men through a lack of translation.

Although it shouldn't, I apologize if the post looks a tad odd since it once again got deleted as my laptop updated itself. I had pasted everything on google doc and back here to not redo everything, but the format was odd so I tried to fix it to varying success while not wasting all day since Cwismwas.

 

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I can't believe I missed the one update where Shaky was nice to me.

On 12/10/2022 at 7:27 PM, Shaky Jones said:

You don't know how happy this drawing makes me. It brings joy to my heart, and tears in my eyeholes! It's the Shaky Special. It's literally me! 

The joyous kind old dragon (or...young?). The perfect rep for all that is right with Fire Emblem! The depressed Trachina? The Shaky Sexism™️! And the Yaraf in the corner is that guy that you probably completely forgot about, but funny bone man knows better. He is more than a bench warmer! He's the finest son of a gun you'll ever live to see! And I am honored to be at the very center, behind the greatest character in a romhack played for laughs and giggles almost specifically for 2 people. This image is a meme, but it is also art. My playstyle is a meme, but it is also art. 

Look, for everyone to see. Shaky has undergone character development. We truly are in the endgame now.

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 On 12/10/2022 at 7:27 PM, Shaky Jones said:

Can we swap dark mages?

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Yeah, I've got to agree, I'd rather have Raigh than Trachina.

On 12/10/2022 at 7:27 PM, Shaky Jones said:

I'm just looking forward to FREEDOM FROM RUBEN'S TRACHINA SHILLING!!!

I'll find something else. You know that as well as I do.

On 12/10/2022 at 7:27 PM, Shaky Jones said:

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Why is this worth more than an earth seal? 

It's a pretty excellent weapon. For 15 thrusts, then no more.

On 12/10/2022 at 7:27 PM, Shaky Jones said:

Instead of Arman, I will bring Gideon.

Eyyy finally, cool stache man gets a bit of time to shine. If only so he can shop lol

On 12/10/2022 at 7:27 PM, Shaky Jones said:

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He's literally the Karel of this game, but worse, which I guess makes sense. Last minute swordmaster with serviceable stats, only I'm pretty sure his growths aren't nearly as comical. 

Yeah, his growths are just normal. He has some outstanding skill and speed, but bad everything else. Actually, he has pretty normal unit growths, despite being a last minute joiner with two levels to grow. I've never used him - quite honestly, Tsas is this game's true lategame clutch. Guy's just plain worse than her lol

On 12/10/2022 at 7:27 PM, Shaky Jones said:

A big shame that I don't think too much of FE6 Karel given how late his jointime is.

I like feeding him Brunja so I can watch him level up. Then I bench him. I do find it rather entertaining how, in order to recruit him, you need Bartre, who is missable, or Fir, who is in the same class and, if alive to recruit him, might've been trained to the point where you don't need Karel at all. As far as Gotohs go, Karel's just weird.

On 12/10/2022 at 7:27 PM, Shaky Jones said:

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Consume their power. Big Guy knows no bounds to being big.

Mamma mia, this guy. I can't even joke about his bigness anymore, he's just plain amazing.

On 12/10/2022 at 7:27 PM, Shaky Jones said:

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They call me George Wood.

You accussing Big Man of cheating?

On 12/10/2022 at 7:27 PM, Shaky Jones said:

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With the ballistae man outta bullets, Saya can safely taunt Enyo.

Saya: "Enyo life"

Enyo: "I f**king hate my name"

Saya: "What's that? Aw gross. You got some of Dina's blood enyo face."

Enyubello: "No parents."

Saya: "You defend day 1 DLC"

EnyonymousSpeed: "You hate 3 Houses for not being old linear nothing character game."

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Yeah, I have to agree with Craig here. This entire exchange was worth around 7 million Ls.

On 12/10/2022 at 7:27 PM, Shaky Jones said:

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Hahahahaha! I point and laugh! Ruben, laugh with me!

Gwah hah hah!

On 12/10/2022 at 7:27 PM, Shaky Jones said:

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I am become BIG

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Oh.

These screenshots back to back are just... well, I'd say depressing, but Big Man is too big and depression cannot squeeze into the room. Big Man is a hero!

On 12/10/2022 at 7:27 PM, Shaky Jones said:

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Least expensive current gen game.

That's a bit much innit? To my knowledge, this is the only way you can get it in this game. No enemy has dropped it and no regular shop sells it. Why not make it droppable from Enyo and have her use it? Magic units really do get done dirty. As if FE7 weight wasn't bad enough. I suppose I'll get one for Sergei. Don't know why. I just feel like I should. 

You know, that's a good point. I never even realized it, but this tome just isn't very available. Exists more than in FE6, at least, but... Eh. I suppose I just tend to forget it exists, since it sucks so much in GBAFE.

On 12/10/2022 at 7:27 PM, Shaky Jones said:

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Do you also suffer from being a former husband?

That was his true relationship with Kishuna all along.

On 12/10/2022 at 7:27 PM, Shaky Jones said:

Remember the 3 shots drink thing? Yeah, this also includes the 12 shots I did off camera. Drink up.

12 shots of water. Deal or no deal.

Okay that's me caught up. And now the next one.

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1 hour ago, Shaky Jones said:

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I'm on it, I'm on it.

1 hour ago, Shaky Jones said:

Ruben, I hope your rest of the year doesn't suck.

Considering, strictly on a personal level, 2022 may very well have been the best year of my life... Yeah, I would hope I don't die in a car crash in the next two weeks.

1 hour ago, Shaky Jones said:

Bruno gaming it is. You happy?

I am, yes.

1 hour ago, Shaky Jones said:

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Batta bing batta Bruno.

Yes, this does indeed please me.

1 hour ago, Shaky Jones said:

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At this point, I wouldn't have it any other way.

He's just determined to get to the end of this game with horrible stats everywhere except for the most unmagely stats. And magic. Is this truly what divorce does to someone?

1 hour ago, Shaky Jones said:

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And she didn't miss! AND she actually got a good level!

Congrats! You're now the 2nd worst combat unit, next to Arel.

Trachina really waited till the penultimate chapter to start trying. What a barrel of laughs this lass has turned out to be.

1 hour ago, Shaky Jones said:

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Emmy is throwing her fists in the air. They fall and land on Sergei. 

Come now, isn't his life hard enough as it is?

1 hour ago, Shaky Jones said:

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Ruben, how can you call this content? She kills once every 3 chapters. She's a healbot. You coulda had me use Gideon. Anon coulda had me use Tiger. I coulda used Vince! Think of the Bravo Vince jokes I coulda made!

Correction: You coulda used Gideon. You didn't. I would've been well on board with Gideon.

1 hour ago, Shaky Jones said:

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This also goes so hard, but don't feel free to screenshot. These screenshots are mine, and I charge 2 dollars per shot captured.

Making the most of his filler appearance, the beardman.

1 hour ago, Shaky Jones said:

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He just gets bigger, and bigger. He has surpassed Emmy, both in strength and defense. Their speed is on par. His health is a but a strain of hair away from peak BIG.

10/10 beautiful gut development. At least I have to assume his gut gets bigger as his power does.

1 hour ago, Shaky Jones said:

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They might just be basic enemies, but I reckon killing enemies in the chapter called Supremacy with Bruno basically insinuates that Bruno is supreme. I hope this helps, Rubster.

A little, yes.

1 hour ago, Shaky Jones said:

I know Ruben mentioned on TeeHee that they're almost definitely going to include Lyn in an FE6 remake and leave her looking nearly the same to retain the waifu factor, and this hack only proves that. It's exactly what fans envision and put in their own fangames. No one's gonna complain but us old bitter hags.

Yeah, if they made her age as dramatically as Eli and Hecc, people would cry.

1 hour ago, Shaky Jones said:

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I'm not sure how much her growths matter at this point, but good on you. I like those numbers.

With Big Man there I kinda forget you had snipers.

1 hour ago, Shaky Jones said:

They're literally reusing the FE7 bit, but with actual generics, which I don't need to go into again.

I believe they're meant to represent the eight legends. Zenon made his own twisted version of the people that stopped Nergal, and when that failed, he tried replicating humanity's heroes in a last-ditch effort to stop you. That's why there's a king. I thought it was a neat detail, myself.

1 hour ago, Shaky Jones said:

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There's a lot of trading you don't see much of here.

Thanks for showing Bruno's beard, though.

1 hour ago, Shaky Jones said:

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I truly was, Zenon. It truly was.

1 hour ago, Shaky Jones said:

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Oh boy. It's the guy everyone expected him to be.

...You know, unless you forgot him. Ephidel really doesn't do much, when you really stop to think about it. He kills an old man after one cutscene of existing, warps off with Ninian when you reach the dragon's gate, taunts you a bit and then just... promptly dies in a cutscene, having accomplished absolutely nothing.

1 hour ago, Shaky Jones said:

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Wha-

Ohh.... I believe this is where Lyn would've perked up. That's unfortunate...

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This is going to kill him, isn't it? 

Eyup. Had to get in some last-minute drama.

 

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Okay, I lied. I didn't get this done by Christmas. That doesn't matter though, because I already wished a Merry Christmas to Ruben and Anon through Discord. The rest of you lurkers don't deserve it. Happy 2023 serenerds.

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New Year, New Jones? No. I'm still me. I will simply be an improved one. Being nicer is not a part of that, because I choose to be happy about my personality traits. I only want to improve physically, like those funny buff skeleton pictures you see every now and again on memes. The only thing I will correct otherwise is not finishing this damn LP that should've been done before New Years. Engage is right around the corner, after all. That's the game where all of you will fall for Vander. Use him. Anyways, here's the long overdue post that was abandoned halfway through right before Christmas that just so happens to be the last chapter. 

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On 12/20/2022 at 2:04 PM, Saint Rubenio said:

I can't believe I missed the one update where Shaky was nice to me.

 

So this is what being nice does. That's it. I'm entering my Joker arc. I will never be nice to you again.

Until you use another unit I shill. 

On 12/20/2022 at 2:04 PM, Saint Rubenio said:

I'll find something else. You know that as well as I do.

I've already agreed to Vander Emblem. Quench your thirst!

On 12/20/2022 at 2:04 PM, Saint Rubenio said:

It's a pretty excellent weapon. For 15 thrusts, then no more.

It has like, 2 more might than a short spear and 10 crit. I don't see how that goes from 400 dollars to 4500.

On 12/20/2022 at 2:04 PM, Saint Rubenio said:

Eyyy finally, cool stache man gets a bit of time to shine. If only so he can shop lol

I really like Gideon. I wish I used him more, but so much of the game was 12 units only and I really didn't have room for him. If I knew so much of the lategame was 15, I gladly would've staged Trachina's demise much earlier to leave room for him.

On 12/20/2022 at 2:04 PM, Saint Rubenio said:

Tsas is this game's true lategame clutch. Guy's just plain worse than her lol

Tsasta la vista you saucy bi-

On 12/20/2022 at 2:04 PM, Saint Rubenio said:

I like feeding him Brunja so I can watch him level up. Then I bench him. I do find it rather entertaining how, in order to recruit him, you need Bartre, who is missable, or Fir, who is in the same class and, if alive to recruit him, might've been trained to the point where you don't need Karel at all. As far as Gotohs go, Karel's just weird.

I can't see myself doing an FE6 run without dedicating all major boss kills to a particular (probably prepromote) unit I've chosen to have bias for. Wonder who I'll shill next. Maybe Garret. I feel bad that I literally kill him every time. F**k you Lilina!

On 12/20/2022 at 2:04 PM, Saint Rubenio said:

Yeah, I have to agree with Craig here. This entire exchange was worth around 7 million Ls

Just like our replies!

On 12/20/2022 at 2:04 PM, Saint Rubenio said:

You know, that's a good point. I never even realized it, but this tome just isn't very available. Exists more than in FE6, at least, but... Eh. I suppose I just tend to forget it exists, since it sucks so much in GBAFE.

Now I'm thinking of the Four Kings hack again, since Fimbulvetrs are so common there. It's basically the silver weapon for tomes there, and silvers appear as early as chapter 11 in that game. Weird that it's steel-tier in Fates, but I rarely find myself using magic nowadays given the lack of big men in that department. What am I supposed to do with Lugh? One pat on the back and he's dead. I would shill Hugh, but think of the Marcus angelic robes I could have instead.

On 12/20/2022 at 2:04 PM, Saint Rubenio said:

12 shots of water. Deal or no deal

Yes Ruben, drink! For Berwick's sake, you gotta stop eating so many rocks! Get that hydration, you sorely need it!

On 12/20/2022 at 2:04 PM, Saint Rubenio said:

Considering, strictly on a personal level, 2022 may very well have been the best year of my life... Yeah, I would hope I don't die in a car crash in the next two weeks.

Anon, could you crash a car onto Ruben within the next two weeks. Ah, I'm just kidding, I'd never go that far to ask of threats, even as a joke.

I'll do it myself.

On 12/20/2022 at 2:04 PM, Saint Rubenio said:

Yes, this does indeed please me.

Finally.

On 12/20/2022 at 2:04 PM, Saint Rubenio said:

Trachina really waited till the penultimate chapter to start trying. What a barrel of laughs this lass has turned out to be.

Yeah, it's sooo funny. I'm really LAUGHING RIGHT NOW!

On 12/20/2022 at 2:04 PM, Saint Rubenio said:

Come now, isn't his life hard enough as it is?

There is no rest for the divorced.

On 12/20/2022 at 2:04 PM, Saint Rubenio said:

10/10 beautiful gut development. At least I have to assume his gut gets bigger as his power does.

His guts are probably muscular within the actual muscle tissue.

On 12/20/2022 at 2:04 PM, Saint Rubenio said:

With Big Man there I kinda forget you had snipers.

The point of my army is to have a team primarily of bow users. Gim and Dorcas largely use bows over actual axes (typically axes are Emmy's game with a hint of Sieks and Nikita), and 3 of my units are purely bow boys and gals, or gal. Sadly, Fritz fell off, and Yaraf out does literally everyone else in my team expect Feeler. Erica's been decent though. Her speed is great and killer bows tend to do the trick. Last chapter though, Saya tends to be just a better Erica, since now she also uses killer bows, but with more skill and strength. Do not let Yaraf distract you from the fact that half of my army are based bow enjoyers.

On 12/20/2022 at 2:04 PM, Saint Rubenio said:

I believe they're meant to represent the eight legends. Zenon made his own twisted version of the people that stopped Nergal, and when that failed, he tried replicating humanity's heroes in a last-ditch effort to stop you. That's why there's a king. I thought it was a neat detail, myself.

I refuse to give Zenon any credit whatsoever, and the generic portraits on a large set of bosses with no explanation still pisses me off.

The eight legends with FE7 weapons over FE6 ones is an insult to me, and the morphs of FE7's endgame are actually taken from the "quintessence" of the dead Black Fang. Sure, they can probably produce corpses from nothing with all the regular morphs, but I reckon strong ones require the essence of strong warriors, unless Nergal was there to absorb the souls of the dead legends and somehow transfer that to Zenon. It all just rubs me the wrong way. I think they either shoulda gone all the way with the dreadmorph idea or just not do it. I sure as heck don't want it as an excuse to throw all legendaries at the last minute. Spread them throughout the game! 

On 12/20/2022 at 2:04 PM, Saint Rubenio said:

Thanks for showing Bruno's beard, though.

You're welcome.

On 12/20/2022 at 2:04 PM, Saint Rubenio said:

Oh boy. It's the guy everyone expected him to be.

...You know, unless you forgot him. Ephidel really doesn't do much, when you really stop to think about it. He kills an old man after one cutscene of existing, warps off with Ninian when you reach the dragon's gate, taunts you a bit and then just... promptly dies in a cutscene, having accomplished absolutely nothing

At least Feeler finished what the other fire dragons in the gate failed to eat.

On 12/20/2022 at 2:04 PM, Saint Rubenio said:

Ohh.... I believe this is where Lyn would've perked up. That's unfortunate...

Perked up? What, like say words words words? Is she just silent the entire time until now, or has she away just been following Saya while being a lazy b*****d that does nothing despite still having clear combat skills. I forgot all about her.

On 12/20/2022 at 2:04 PM, Saint Rubenio said:

Eyup. Had to get in some last-minute drama.

I weep and I mourn.

Endgame: Feeler's Last Feel

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The Last Promise:

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For better or worse.

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Amazing editing.

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Indeed.

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Shiiiiit, he's a Shadow Dragon. Blast. If only I had a Blade of Light.

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All the more reason to take him out...

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Well you better hurry up. I reckon he'll be done in a minute.

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We'll be fine. Even with his full strength, Feeler can cut through anything. This isn't my first rodeo with a Shadow Dragon, or using a manakete for this long.

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I thought you couldn't see Renault dying.

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Something something hype. Let's go exclamation mark times three.

Saya, who are those unpromoted losers behind you?

Preparations: 

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Time for one last setup. Took a good 20 minutes deciding who gets what weapons, how each will weigh a unit down, what I need to one round the enemies on the map, all that good stuff, but on a grand scale. 

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10 of those minutes were spent crying at the sheer uselessness radiating from Traspain.

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Que? 

Is the dead coming back to haunt me?

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What's going o-

Oh.....the game crashed. Welp. Guess the run's dead. Have to reset. It was worth a run.

Now I gotta do all the preparation again!

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GuardianSing returns once more. I always knew they'd be the one to block my path. I've said one too many no no's...and other threats that may or may not violate freedom of speech. Now they're after my head. It's a Dimitri reference. 

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Unfortunate users of this forum site aside, the map is 95% Mystery endgame. It's purple and there's a Shadow Dragon. That's really the only comparison I need. Good thing it's not also "every enemy is a dragon" because that would just be a konga line of manaketes that are all the same. It sounds really bland, and somehow FE6 actually went with it. It's also better than FE7's final room when the dragon is literally the only enemy and the other 4 serve zero purpose. I'm going to put Forbidden Sanctuary as the music I listen to, because how many other opportunities do I have to experience that vibe, aside from being 3 chapters away from endgame in my FE12 PMU left to rot. 

I'll give the map a 6.5/10. It can't be 7 for reasons I'll rant for in a bit, but considering how bad most actual FE endgames are, this seems promising. But we're not here to discuss map design. We're here to see me beat a foreign hack through unconventional means and then beat Ruben after the hell he put me through.

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Holy Cannoli...

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No.

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That's a line, but can you do me a favor and tell me WHO'S YOUR MASTER!?

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Aww, don't go saying things like that. You'll make me want to kill Nergal with you, and I've made reservations for the dragon date months ago.

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So I've been recommended a video of SoHaE's endgame various times within the last several weeks. Obviously, I didn't watch it, but this was the thumbnail, so seeing it now...I don't know how to feel. Good on me. Otto gaming.

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What are you, Goku?

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Buddy, you don't gotta tell me twice.

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Ohh, I really didn't want to bring this up, but I may have accidentally spilled cyanide on her mutton while visiting her. You know, to comfort her throughout your long departure. 

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For Toby!

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Bro think he Charlie 💀

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What, because he's a dragon? You racist.

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Would you like a closer look?

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There you go. You're at Nergal's doorstep. Your armor carried you far. Two whole maps. That's probably more than most. You will go down in history.

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It's been a fun ride Arel, but now our journey shall end. One last map. Let's do this.

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Go home? I guess we're not here to liberate the continent. We're just doing this to go back to bed later. If only I was Roy right now, but I've had more than enough GBAFE for a while. Let's take him down, end all of this, and go to Vegas baby! Whooo! 

Turn 1: I'm Playing New Vegas Again Rn

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One last hammerne. Man, I love the brave bow. What's your favorite non unique weapon? If you don't respond, I'll cry.

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Similarly to my lack of flying units as I grow weary of the idea of trying to succeed where the Tower of Babel failed, so do my hammers begin to replace the idea of using mages. Other than Sergei, I have no one. Otto almost never even has a tome equipped given the 5 slot limit, but I don't feel like I'm playing wrong since hammers are doing more than enough to make up for it. I will continue to shill the hammer, not just for fighters and big men, but for JimmyFE, because the hammer is basically what defines Bord.

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At this point, speed only does so much, but 19 is an irritating number compared to 20. Thanks Nikita.

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This reminds me of when you first do Hard 5 of Shadow Dragon and use Sedgar/Wolf to tank the brave enemies of endgame, who typically one shot everyone else. It's oddly nostalgic. I'm at peace. Simpler times. Now if I said I'm doing FE11 again, Ruben would demand at least 3 units of me to use. 

Turn 2: Put Me In Your Hack Ruben

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This would make a great profile for GuardianSing. Look at that portal within the cloaked one. It really screams 'I'm different", very much like enjoying PoR for its story.

 

Don't worry, this is probably the only real joke about him. This guy dies in a turn anyways. I can't not do it.

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Dodge strats are risky and have a 1.7% chance of leading to a life of crippling gambling addiction. Killing them before they touch you is completely reliable and gives the Fire Emblem fan a 1.2% chance to feel motivated enough to go to the gym. Sadly, this will never apply to 3 Houses fans, since Raphael is disliked by many fans for being one note, choosing to worship the one note black eagles instead. 

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In a sense, it's Feeler's fault that Sieks fell off. I feel less reason to use him as a tank, giving him less xp in the long run, but I like to think of it as Sieks covering in as the meme of the run for the 1st half, while Feeler and apparently Yaraf destroy the 2nd half for the laugh of it.

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Nikita doubles the morphs due to the weight they cannot handle.

Turn 3: Make A Bow Knight Avatar Called Yaraf

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Yaraf could beat Ruben's Yubello in a fight, and think about it. This would be an FE7 unit with no legendary stat buffs against a New Mystery unit. It would also be child murder. It's not the most mind-blowing thought, but it pleases me.

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Once again, SoHaE does a pretty good job handling enemy positioning design, making some enemies become deadly in combined formation while still allowing wiggle room for certain units to find holes in their tactics to overwhelm them on player phase. There's also just waiting for them, but I appreciate the ability to be impatient.

There is a problem though. Nergal has 1-3 range, so he could hit me and kill Yaraf because he cuts through all defense. Unfortunately, I will have to wait at least one more turn, so I apologize to Otto for wasting his time with that barrier.

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I'm still wishing that I could tell which enemies do and don't move. I hear it's implemented in Thracia patches now. Good. I can rant about them not playing it the way Kaga intended and feel like a pointlessly proud douchebag.

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The screen shaking to emphasize the oomph does not do much favors for screenshot lp's. It makes it look more like the simulation is falling apart, but I assure you that you don't live in one. I do. You're the npc.

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I've made quite a few internet users angry last year. Let's see if I can top my record this year.

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I know a guy who struggles with sticking to a sleeping schedule. I have the opposite problem. My body knocks me out and wakes me up at certain time intervals. I'm a wage cuck before I even started working.

Turn 4: Unlucky!

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Wake that slugabed up!

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You don't need luck to avoid enemy crits. You need strength to pulverize them before they can touch ya. I've been saying this for years.

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So they don't move. They're probably holding onto Nergal's dragonskin for warmth. It's gotta be cold here in this dark lair of spooky evil.

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Of all the things Gim could've been bad it, I was not expecting it to be luck. You'd think that would be Toby. 

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Le dancing trade strats.

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Rescuing Camilla out of harm's way, I feel mostly safe, but there's the risk of the morph above Nergal. So far he hasn't moved. He's been spamming sleep so he's almost definitely one of those enemies that is stationary as to let his field of status range be reasonable as are most stave or siege enemies in this game. Buuuuut

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This is an ironman. I can't risk losing Yaraf or Gim. Go Trachina, go!

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Oh dear.

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He's just a reskin of the fire dragon, but you gotta admit, he rockin that Spyro look real good.

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Unlucky!

Turn 5: I Said It Would Happen...

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Ah, he never moved. Guess I worried for nothing. Oh well!

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Can Saya double swordmasters? No. Emmy? Got no emmys. Ps5? No games. Yaraf can be eating a sandwich, then the second you blink, he's towering above you, staring down at you.

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With there being one chapter left in the game, I use all my warp staves to ensure that I've been meaning to hoard the thing all this time for good reasons.

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Feeler chugs more water. Please, drink water yourself. This is very important. My 2022 sucked, but the one thing that felt great was finally getting out of my soda addiction and drinking nothing but water all day everyday. Pick up that damn water bottle or cup of H2O and finish it. You'll learn to love it if you don't already. Seriously, I don't even like soda on the few occasions I drink it for holidays anymore. Cold water is just so much more refreshing and rewarding. This is the only real PSA you'll probably get from me, because I care about your hydration. Not your drug addiction though. It's a fair trade of killing yourself for cool points. Who am I to judge?

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This isn't GuardianSing. It's a Shaky Jones fan. They're attacking Camilla because I did a run of 3 Houses where I actively recruited everyone but Dorothea just to kill her in part 2, so killing women is now seen as a Shaky Jones reference and they're guarding me from being canceled, probably by Ruben. I appreciate the flattery, but I'm not actually anti-FE women. I just don't like how most women are handled in FE, but instead of whining about progressivism, I embrace the big men that make me smile, turning down the crafted pixels on the screen that most call waifus because taking the piss outta popular thing gets a laugh outta me, so I get to enjoy more in life, at the expense of most serenes users.

Turn 6: See My Profile? I'm Feeler and You're Trachina

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Some wyverns fly from north. North of what, I don't know. We're in a presumably sealed dark temple, but I suppose morphs can be spawned from air, which is a disgrace to the value of life. Once I beat this game, I'm never touching anything related to morphs again.

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It is imperative that Yaraf gets every last boss kill, for you are about to witness perfection.

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It's you. You're the Fire Emblem: Sword of Heaven and Earth!

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With virtually every main threat dealt with, there is only one thing left to take care of.

Turn 7: It Was A Fun Ride

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One last showdown. The meme to start it all. This one's for you, Anonymous Rubenio.

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Morphs are spawned to ruin the moment, but destiny has foretold this event since the beginning of last year. It is written: "Only Feeler shall defeat Nergal".

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Turn 8: Memes Aside, I'm Glad We Had This Dumb LP

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Saya was never the protagonist. 

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It was Nikita. Bet you didn't see that plot twist coming. Feeler's the Kelik. Not the main protag, but they feel like they matter far more than the actual leaders. 

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Dorcas takes a hit to save Otto, but we all know how this will really end.

Turn 9: Take It Away Feeler!

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Pasta la vista, paisano.

 

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That's right. I'm milking this LP for one last post. There's much yet to come. Word, words, and more words!

I could try squeezing in everything in this post, but there would be too much to talk about. Not only is there the full epilogue and character endings, but then I would then need a whole mini-essay dedicated to my overall review of the game. That is one of the main points of this LP, not just brain dead memes. In this post will also include my response to Ruben's apology post he will make now for making me go through the worst this game and his atheist waifu had to offer. 

Okay, I lied. It's almost certain there will be 2 more posts. One for the credits and analysis, and probably another for a last set of replies and things I will inevitably forget to include in the main final post, most likely something about FE7 being doo doo dog dung. That final post will also be a party where the three of us celebrate not getting banned throughout this entire debacle. Heaven yeah!

 

I never bothered including his stats because I was too busy just being excited to finally end the game with Feeler. Nergal himself is...not a great final boss. Nergal is basically a combination of FE12 and FE7 combined, ironic given that it's my favorite FE game and 2nd least favorite one, but even I think that FE12 Medeus sucks. Why? He's too damn tanky! At least this game doesn't suffer from ambush spawn points right besides the final boss like FE12 and FE13 does, but Nergal here carries a whopping 38 points of defense. In FE7, the fire dragon's defense is quite similar, but you're meant to use the legendary weapons that deal effective damage. This game...there are no supreme weapons! It's just the rando hand me downs from 7, the ones that DON'T deal effective damage, meaning that most unit will deal 0 damage. The ONLY ultimate weapon is the Sol Katti from the beginning, so good f**king luck if you broke that thing already, but it's one of the weaker weapons. Fun fact, Saya deals 9 damage with it, AND SHE DOESN'T DOUBLE. Nergal has 19 speed, and the Sol Katti weighs her down quite a bit. Dealing 120 damage without Feeler honestly sounds ridiculous. Your only other weapons are the regular wyvern slayers. I think you can guess how strong they'd be on him. It doesn't help that Nergal is also extremely dodgy. Dorcas with a dragon axe could do some good damage, but his hit is atrocious. It's all around just very annoying to deal with. The map itself was good. Very simple, but they're clearly not going for anything grand. The focus is Nergal himself, who's on the center. It's just a shame that he's not fun to fight against, and him being a villain for the 2nd time does not make my bone rise. The chapter itself pretty fun to play though, and I was ecstatic to see that GBA style 1v1 of 2 dragons. Really made the endgame feel more special. In other words, I highly unironically recommend using Feeler if you play this game and have him fight Nergal. It's a great experience. See ya next post.

 

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Hey I just noticed you updated your sig. I'm not sure how long you've had it that way, but I support the Matthis.

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 10 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

Engage is right around the corner, after all. That's the game where all of you will fall for Vander. Use him.

I agree to this sentiment.

10 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

So this is what being nice does. That's it. I'm entering my Joker arc. I will never be nice to you again.

So you mean you'll act normal?

10 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

I really like Gideon. I wish I used him more, but so much of the game was 12 units only and I really didn't have room for him. If I knew so much of the lategame was 15, I gladly would've staged Trachina's demise much earlier to leave room for him.

Alas, 'twas too bad you would not bench.

10 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

I can't see myself doing an FE6 run without dedicating all major boss kills to a particular (probably prepromote) unit I've chosen to have bias for. Wonder who I'll shill next. Maybe Garret. I feel bad that I literally kill him every time. F**k you Lilina!

Garret is the coolest FE6 character I have never used. I don't know, for some reason I always overlook him.

10 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

Yes Ruben, drink! For Berwick's sake, you gotta stop eating so many rocks! Get that hydration, you sorely need it!

You are correct. It's water time.

10 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

Anon, could you crash a car onto Ruben within the next two weeks. Ah, I'm just kidding, I'd never go that far to ask of threats, even as a joke.

I'll do it myself.

Funny how your tardiness has made this statement lose what little sense it ever made.

10 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

Yeah, it's sooo funny. I'm really LAUGHING RIGHT NOW!

I have gotten some smiles out of it, myself.

10 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

The eight legends with FE7 weapons over FE6 ones is an insult to me

I mean, what, you want there to be copies? FE7 "legendaries" are as forgettable as it gets, but they're the ones it makes sense for him to have.

10 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

I sure as heck don't want it as an excuse to throw all legendaries at the last minute. Spread them throughout the game! 

I do agree with this, though. While the 7 gauntlet is one of the better moments in the game, the way you obtain the legendaries ensures you'll get like, no use out of them. Especially since they deal no extra damage towards Nergal or the dragon. You're more likely to just drop them, since Merlinus ditches you there.

10 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

Perked up? What, like say words words words? Is she just silent the entire time until now, or has she away just been following Saya while being a lazy b*****d that does nothing despite still having clear combat skills. I forgot all about her.

I recall her saying words a good few times. Like, she goes to talk with Kent in his one chapter, for example. That's why I was surprised to find out you can kill her.

10 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

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Que? 

Is the dead coming back to haunt me?

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What's going o-

Oh.....the game crashed. Welp. Guess the run's dead. Have to reset. It was worth a run.

This is an old bug. Localization and original, both.

11 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

I'll give the map a 6.5/10. It can't be 7 for reasons I'll rant for in a bit, but considering how bad most actual FE endgames are, this seems promising. But we're not here to discuss map design. We're here to see me beat a foreign hack through unconventional means and then beat Ruben after the hell he put me through.

Look forward to the next time, when you LP Ruben Stones. And then I truly will put you through hell.

11 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

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That's a line, but can you do me a favor and tell me WHO'S YOUR MASTER!?

Remember way back when he joined, when I said he was the biggest victim of the lack of written supports? Yeah, once again. Case in point.

11 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

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The true hero of this run.

11 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

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So I've been recommended a video of SoHaE's endgame various times within the last several weeks. Obviously, I didn't watch it, but this was the thumbnail, so seeing it now...I don't know how to feel. Good on me. Otto gaming.

I love how even the wonky translation didn't get to this line. This line is perfect as it is.

11 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

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For Toby!

You think he made it to heaven? I would've expected him to trip before getting there, the clumsy oaf. I still miss him. He was great.

11 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

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There you go. You're at Nergal's doorstep. Your armor carried you far. Two whole maps. That's probably more than most. You will go down in history.

He will go down in history as one of the beards of all time.

11 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

Otto almost never even has a tome equipped given the 5 slot limit

You know, I can't fathom this. I know a lot of people like to keep healers healing forever, but I myself never do. Always give at least a tome to my healers.

11 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

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At this point, speed only does so much, but 19 is an irritating number compared to 20. Thanks Nikita.

We really have gotten so distracted by Big Man and Feeler that we don't acknowledge this great dude enough.

11 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

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This reminds me of when you first do Hard 5 of Shadow Dragon and use Sedgar/Wolf to tank the brave enemies of endgame, who typically one shot everyone else. It's oddly nostalgic. I'm at peace. Simpler times. Now if I said I'm doing FE11 again, Ruben would demand at least 3 units of me to use. 

I can even tell you which, if you like. Wrys,

11 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

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Yaraf could beat Ruben's Yubello in a fight, and think about it. This would be an FE7 unit with no legendary stat buffs against a New Mystery unit. It would also be child murder. It's not the most mind-blowing thought, but it pleases me.

Hahahaha.

No, but it's nice of you to say.

11 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

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Of all the things Gim could've been bad it, I was not expecting it to be luck. You'd think that would be Toby. 

Toby was instead bad at everything, including luck.

11 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

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He's just a reskin of the fire dragon, but you gotta admit, he rockin that Spyro look real good.

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Unlucky!

Oh, okay, so you really did go and do that.

Hahahah! Oh, you petty asshole.

11 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

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It's you. You're the Fire Emblem: Sword of Heaven and Earth!

Holy shit, this unit. He really did reach perfection with his last level. He's supposed to be a slow nomad, what the absolute fuck--

11 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

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Turn 8: Memes Aside, I'm Glad We Had This Dumb LP

Yeah, been a neat ride.

11 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

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And there it is. One dragon against the other. Neither a true dragon, come to think of it.

I like how this hack fixes Nergal's death quote. Imagine if he just went "quin... te... ssen... ce..." to preserve the FE7 fuckery.

11 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

That's right. I'm milking this LP for one last post. There's much yet to come. Word, words, and more words!

I could try squeezing in everything in this post, but there would be too much to talk about. Not only is there the full epilogue and character endings, but then I would then need a whole mini-essay dedicated to my overall review of the game. That is one of the main points of this LP, not just brain dead memes.

Nah yeah, I get it. This is how I handled my LPs as well. Epilogues are far too long to cram into the last chapter update.

11 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

In this post will also include my response to Ruben's apology post he will make now for making me go through the worst this game and his atheist waifu had to offer. 

Hah, in your dreams, pal.

11 hours ago, Shaky Jones said:

I highly unironically recommend using Feeler if you play this game and have him fight Nergal. It's a great experience.

Having him fight Zephiel is an even better experience. They have a convo!

 

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