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A SERENES FOREST CHRISTMAS CAROL

by

Zachariyas “Gatrie” G.

2008

This special story

occupied by the power of thought,

that shall not put you members into laughter

with you all, with all of us,

with the time of year, or with me.

May it fill happiness in your hearts,

and may it be read many times.

Your faithful Friend and Brother,

Gatrie

December, 2008

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Cast of Characters

Narrator (Vincent)

Ebenezer Dayek

Jacob MaSu, his late partner

Ghost of Christmas Past

Ghost of Christmas Present

Ghost of Christmas Future

Gatrie Cratchit, his clerk

Candy Cratchit

the Cratchit children:

TLS

Matthew

Oguma

FEFL

Canas

Tiny ****man

Princess Kilvas, his sister

Zero, his sister's son

Zero's Wife, Kiryn

Charity Gentleman #1--Hika

Charity Gentleman #2--Emerald Fox

Schoolmaster--Zephrion

Mr. Doom Fezziwig, his former boss

Bianchi Fezziwig, his former fiance

Knife, Bianchi’s husband

Nightmare

Luxord

Raven

CGV

Wealthy Woman #1--Cymbline

Wealthy Woman #2--Desdemona

Freohr

Old Ninji

Bizz

Songbird

Zephrion

Shadrach

Children's Chorus

Zero's Guests, other demons, etc...

Edited by Return Of Gatling
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Stave 1: MaSu's Ghost

NARRATOR

MaSu was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Dayek signed it. And Dayek's name was good upon `Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to.

Old MaSu was as dead as a door-nail.

Dayek knew he was dead? Of course he did. How could it be otherwise? Dayek and he were partners for I don't know how many years. Dayek was his sole executor, his sole administrator, his sole assign, his sole residuary legatee, his sole friend, and sole mourner. And even Dayek was not so dreadfully cut up by the sad event, but that he was an excellent man of business on the very day of the funeral, and solemnised it with an undoubted bargain .

The mention of MaSu's funeral brings me back to the point I started from.

Scrooge never painted out Old MaSu's name. There it stood, years afterwards, above the warehouse door: Dayek and MaSu. The firm was known as Dayek and MaSu. Sometimes people new to the business called Dayek Dayek, and sometimes MaSu, but he answered to both names. It was all the same to him.

Oh! But he was a tight-fisted hand at the grindstone, Dayek! a squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous, old sinner! Hard and sharp as flint, from which no steel had ever struck out generous fire; secret, and self-contained, and solitary as an oyster. The cold within him froze his old features, nipped his pointed nose, shrivelled his cheek, stiffened his gait; made his eyes red, his thin lips blue and spoke out shrewdly in his grating voice. A frosty rime was on his head, and on his eyebrows, and his wiry chin. He carried his own low temperature always about with him; he iced his office in the dogdays; and didn't thaw it one degree at Christmas.

Nobody ever stopped him in the street to say, with gladsome looks, `My dear Dayek, how are you? When will you come to see me?' No beggars implored him to bestow a trifle, no children asked him what it was o'clock, no man or woman ever once in all his life inquired the way to such and such a place, of Dayek. Even the blind men's dogs appeared to know him; and when they saw him coming on, would tug their owners into doorways and up courts; and then would wag their tails as though they said, `No eye at all is better than an evil eye, dark master!'

But what did Dayek care! It was the very thing he liked. To edge his way along the crowded paths of life, warning all human sympathy to keep its distance, was what the knowing ones call `nuts' to Dayek.

Once upon a time -- of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve -- old Dayek sat busy in his counting-house. It was cold, bleak, biting weather: foggy withal: and he could hear the people in the court outside, go wheezing up and down, beating their hands upon their breasts, and stamping their feet upon the pavement stones to warm them. The forest clocks had only just gone three, but it was quite dark already -- it had not been light all day -- and candles were flaring in the windows of the neighbouring offices, like ruddy smears upon the palpable brown air. The fog came pouring in at every chink and keyhole, and was so dense without, that although the court was of the narrowest, the houses opposite were mere phantoms. To see the dingy cloud come drooping down, obscuring everything, one might have thought that Nature lived hard by, and was brewing on a large scale.

The door of Dayek's counting-house was open that he might keep his eye upon his clerk, who in a dismal little cell beyond, a sort of tank, was copying letters. Dayek had a very small fire, but the clerk's fire was so very much smaller that it looked like one coal. But he couldn't replenish it, for Dayek kept the coal-box in his own room; and so surely as the clerk came in with the shovel, the master predicted that it would be necessary for them to part. Wherefore the clerk put on his white comforter, and tried to warm himself at the candle; in which effort, not being a man of a strong imagination, he failed.

ZERO

(cheerfully) A merry Christmas, uncle! God save you!

NARRATOR

It was the voice of Dayek's nephew, who came upon him so quickly that this was the first intimation he had of his approach.

DAYEK

Bah! Humbug!

NARRATOR

He had so heated himself with rapid walking in the fog and frost, this nephew of Dayek's, that he was all in a glow; his face was ruddy and handsome; his yes sparkled, and his breath smoked again.

ZERO

Christmas a humbug, uncle! You don't mean that, I am sure?

DAYEK

I do, Merry Christmas! What right have you to be merry? What reason have you to be merry? You're poor enough.

ZERO

Come, then, (happily) What right have you to be dismal? What reason have you to be morose? You're rich enough.

DAYEK

(having no better answer ready on the spur of the moment) Bah! Humbug.

ZERO

Don't be cross, uncle!

DAYEK

(indignantly) What else can I be, when I live in such a world of fools as this? Merry Christmas! Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer; a time for balancing your books and having every item in `em through a round dozenof months presented dead against you? If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with "Merry Christmas" on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!

ZERO

(pleading) Uncle!

DAYEK

(sternly) Nephew! Keep Christmas in your own way, and let me keep it in mine.

ZERO

Keep it! But you don't keep it.

DAYEK

Let me leave it alone, then. Much good may it do you! Much good it has ever done you!

ZERO

There are many things from which I might have derived good, by which I have not profited, I dare say, Christmas among the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round -- apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be apart from that -- as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time: the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. And therefore, uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!

(Gatrie Cratchit voluntarily applaudes; becoming immediately sensible of the impropriety.)

SCROOGE

Let me hear another sound from you, and you'll keep your Christmas by losing your situation! You're quite a powerful speaker, sir, (turning to his nephew) I wonder you don't go into Parliament.

ZERO

Don't be angry, uncle. Come! Dine with us tomorrow.

Dayek said that he would see him -- yes, indeed he did. He went the whole length of the expression, and said that he would see him in that extremity first.

ZERO

But why? Why?

DAYEK

Why did you get married?

ZERO

Because I fell in love.

DAYEK

(growling) Because you fell in love! Good afternoon!

ZERO

Nay, uncle, but you never came to see me before that happened. Why give it as a reason for not coming now?'

DAYEK

Good afternoon.

ZERO

I want nothing from you; I ask nothing of you; why cannot we be friends?

DAYEK

Good afternoon.

ZERO

I am sorry, with all my heart, to find you so resolute. We have never had any quarrel, to which I have been a party. But I have made the trial in homage to Christmas, and I'll keep my Christmas humour to the last. So A Merry Christmas, uncle!'

DAYEK

Good afternoon!

ZERO

And A Happy New Year!

DAYEK

Good afternoon!

NARRATOR

His nephew left the room without an angry word. He stopped at the outer door to bestow the greetings of the season on the clerk, who cold as he was, was warmer than Dayek; for he returned them cordially.

DAYEK

There's another fellow, my clerk, with fifteen shillings a week, and a wife and family, talking about a merry Christmas. I'll retire to Bedlam.

NARRATOR

This lunatic, in letting Dayek's nephew out, had let two other people in. They were portly gentlemen, pleasant to behold, and now stood, with their hats off, in Scrooge's office. They had books and papers in their hands, and bowed to him.

HIKA

Dayek and MaSu's, I believe. Have I the pleasure of addressing Mr. Dayek, or Mr. MaSu?

DAYEK

Mr. MaSu has been dead these seven years; He died seven years ago, this very night.

EMERALD FOX

We have no doubt his liberality is well represented by his surviving partner.

(At the ominous word `liberality,' Dayek frownes, and shakes his head.)

HIKA

At this festive season of the year, Mr. Dayek, it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the Poor and Destitute, who suffer greatly at the present time. Many thousands are in want of common necessaries; hundreds of thousands are in want of common comforts, sir.

DAYEK

Are there no prisons?

HIKA

Plenty of prisons,' said the gentleman, laying down the pen again.

DAYEK

And the Union workhouses? Are they still in operation?

EMERALD FOX

They are. Still, I wish I could say they were not.

DAYEK

The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?

HIKA & EMERALD FOX

Both very busy, sir.

DAYEK

Oh! I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course. I'm very glad to hear it.

EMERALD FOX

Under the impression that they scarcely furnish Christian cheer of mind or body to the multitude, a few of us are endeavouring to raise a fund to buy the Poor some meat and drink and means of warmth. We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices. What shall I put you down for?'

DAYEK

Nothing!

HIKA

You wish to be anonymous?

DAYEK

I wish to be left alone. Since you ask me what I wish, gentlemen, that is my answer. I don't make merry myself at Christmas and I can't afford to make idle people merry. I help to support the establishments I have mentioned -- they cost enough; and those who are badly off must go there.

EMERALD FOX

Many can't go there; and many would rather die.

DAYEK

If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population. Besides -- excuse me -- I don't know that.

HIKA

But you might know it,' observed the gentleman.

DAYEK

It's not my business. It's enough for a man to understand his own business, and not to interfere with other people's. Mine occupies me constantly. Good afternoon, gentlemen!

(Seeing clearly that it would be useless to pursue their point, the gentlemen withdrew. Dayek returned his labours with an improved opinion of himself, and in a more facetious temper than was usual with him.)

NARRATOR

Meanwhile the fog and darkness thickened so, that people ran about with flaring links, proffering their services to go before horses in carriages, and conduct them on their way. The ancient tower of a church, whose gruff old bell was always peeping slily down at Scrooge out of a Gothic window in the wall, became invisible, and struck the hours and quarters in the clouds, with tremulous vibrations afterwards as if its teeth were chattering in its frozen head up there. The brightness of the shops where holly sprigs and berries crackled in the lamp heat of the windows, made pale faces ruddy as they passed. Poulterers' and grocers' trades became a splendid joke; a glorious pageant, with which it was next to impossible to believe that such dull principles as bargain and sale had anything to do. The Lord Mayor, in the stronghold of the mighty Mansion House, gave orders to his fifty cooks and butlers to keep Christmas as a Lord Mayor's household should.

Children's Chorus

God bless you, merry gentleman! May nothing you dismay!

NARRATOR

Dayek seized the ruler with such energy of action, that the singer fled in terror, leaving the keyhole to the fog and even more congenial frost.

At length the hour of shutting up the countinghouse arrived. With an ill-will Dayek dismounted from his stool, and tacitly admitted the fact to the expectant clerk in the Tank, who instantly snuffed his candle out, and put on his hat.

DAYEK

You'll want all day tomorrow, I suppose?

GATRIE CRACHET

If quite convenient, sir.

DAYEK

It's not convenient, and it's not fair. If I was to stop half-a-gold for it, you'd think yourself ill-used, I'll be bound?

(Gatrie smiles faintly.)

DAYEK

And yet, you don't think me ill-used, when I pay a day's wages for no work.

NARRATOR

The clerk observed that it was only once a year.

DAYEK

A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every twenty-fifth of December!But I suppose you must have the whole day. Be here all the earlier next morning.

NARRATOR

The clerk promised that he would; and Dayek walked out with a growl. The office was closed in a twinkling, and the clerk, with the long ends of his white comforter dangling below his waist (for he boasted no great-coat), went down a slide on Cornhill, at the end of a lane of boys, twenty times, in honour of its being Christmas Eve, and then ran home as hard as he could pelt.

Dayek took his melancholy dinner in the usual Serenes Forest Tavern; and having read all the newspapers, and beguiled the rest of the evening with his banker's-book, went home to bed. He lived in chambers which had once belonged to his deceased partner. They were a gloomy suite of rooms.

Now, it is a fact, that there was nothing at all particular about the knocker on the door, except that it was very large. It is also a fact, that Dayek had seen it, night and morning, during his whole residence in that place; also that Scrooge had as little of what is called fancy about him as any man in the forest of Serenes. Let it also be borne in mind that Dayek had not bestowed one thought on MaSu, since his last mention of his seven years' dead partner that afternoon. And then let any man explain to me, if he can, how it happened that Dayek, having his key in the lock of the door, saw in the knocker, without its undergoing any intermediate process of change -- not a knocker, but MaSu's face.

MaSu's face. It was not in impenetrable shadow as the other objects in the yard were, but had a dismal light about it, like a bad lobster in a dark cellar. It was not angry or ferocious, but looked at Dayek as MaSu used to look: with ghostly spectacles turned up on its ghostly forehead. The hair was curiously stirred, as if by breath or hot air; and, though the eyes were wide open, they were perfectly motionless. That, and its livid colour, made it horrible; but its horror seemed to be in spite of the face and beyond its control, rather than a part or its own expression.

As Dayek looked fixedly at this phenomenon, it was a knocker again.

To say that he was not startled, or that his blood was not conscious of a terrible sensation to which it had been a stranger from infancy, would be untrue. But he put his hand upon the key he had relinquished, turned it sturdily, walked in, and lighted his candle.

He did pause, with a moment's irresolution, before he shut the door; and he did look cautiously behind it first, as if he half-expected to be terrified with the sight of MaSu's pigtail sticking out into the hall. But there was nothing on the back of the door, except the screws and nuts that held the knocker on, so he said

DAYEK

Fuck! The night is playing tricks on me!

NARRATOR

and closed it with a bang.

He fastened the door, and walked across the hall, and up the stairs; slowly too: trimming his candle as he went.

Up Dayek went. Darkness is cheap, and Dayek liked it. But before he shut his heavy door, he walked through his rooms to see that all was right. He had just enough recollection of the face to desire to do that.

Sitting-room, bedroom, lumber-room. All as they should be. Nobody under the table, nobody under the sofa; a small fire in the grate; spoon and basin ready; and the little saucepan of gruel (Dayek had a cold in his head) upon the hob. Nobody under the bed; nobody in the closet; nobody in his velvet purple dressing-gown, which was hanging up in a suspicious attitude against the wall. Lumber-room as usual. Old fire-guards, old shoes, two fish-baskets, washing-stand on three legs, and a poker.

Quite satisfied, he closed his door, and locked himself in; double-locked himself in, which was not his custom. Thus secured against surprise, he took off his cravat; put on his dressing-gown and slippers, and his nightcap; and sat down before the fire to take his gruel.

It was a very low fire indeed; nothing on such a bitter night. He was obliged to sit close to it, and brood over it, before he could extract the least sensation of warmth from such a handful of fuel.

DAYEK

Humbug!

NARRATOR

and walked across the room.

As he threw his head back in the chair, his glance happened to rest upon a bell, a disused bell, that hung in the room, and communicated for some purpose now forgotten with a chamber in the highest story of the building. It was with great astonishment, and with a strange, inexplicable dread, that as he looked, he saw this bell begin to swing. It swung so softly in the outset that it scarcely made a sound; but soon it rang out loudly, and so did every bell in the house.

This might have lasted half a minute, or a minute, but it seemed an hour. The bells ceased as they had begun, together. They were succeeded by a clanking noise, deep down below; as if some person were dragging a heavy chain over the casks in the wine merchant's cellar. Scrooge then remembered to have heard that ghosts in haunted houses were described as dragging chains.

The cellar-door flew open with a booming sound, and then he heard the noise much louder, on the floors below; then coming up the stairs; then coming straight towards his door.

DAYEK

It's humbug still! I won't believe it.

NARRATOR

His colour changed though, when, without a pause, it came on through the heavy door, and passed into the room before his eyes. Upon its coming in, the dying flame leaped up, as though it cried `I know him; MaSu's Ghost!' and fell again.

The same face: the very same. MaSu in his pigtail, usual waistcoat, tights and boots; the tassels on the latter bristling, like his pigtail, and his coat-skirts, and the hair upon his head. The chain he drew was clasped about his middle. It was long, and wound about him like a tail; and it was made (for Dayek observed it closely) of cash-boxes, keys, padlocks, ledgers, deeds, and heavy purses wrought in steel. His body was transparent; so that Dayek, observing him, and looking through his waistcoat, could see the two buttons on his coat behind.

Scrooge had often heard it said that MaSu had no bowels, but he had never believed it until now.

No, nor did he believe it even now. Though he looked the phantom through and through, and saw it standing before him; though he felt the chilling influence of its death-cold eyes; and marked the very texture of the folded kerchief bound about its head and chin, which wrapper he had not observed before; he was still incredulous, and fought against his senses.

DAYEK

(caustic and cold) How now! What do you want with me?

MASU

Much!

DAYEK

Who are you?

MASU

Ask me who I was, bitch.

DAYEK

Who were you then? You sound just like MaSu!!

MASU

In life I was your partner, Jacob MaSu.

DAYEK

Can you -- can you sit down?

MASU

And if I can?

DAYEK

Do it, then.

MASU

DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, BITCH!! Anyway, you don't believe in me.

DAYEK

I don't. :P

MASU

What evidence would you have of my reality beyond that of your senses?

DAYEK

WHAT?????

MASU

Why do you doubt your senses?

DAYEK

Because, a little thing affects them. slight disorder of the stomach makes them cheats. You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!

NARRATOR

At this the spirit raised a frightful cry, and shook its chain with such a dismal and appalling noise, that Dayekk held on tight to his chair, to save himself from falling in a swoon. But how much greater was his horror, when the phantom taking off the bandage round its head, as if it were too warm to wear indoors, its lower jaw dropped down upon its breast!

DAYEK

(Dayek falls upon his knees, and claspes his hands before his face.) Mercy! Dreadful apparition, why do you trouble me?

MASU

DUEL WIELDING NOBLE!! do you believe in me or not?

DAYEK

I do. I must. But why do spirits walk the earth, and why do they come to me?

MASU

It is required of every man, that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellowmen, and travel far and wide; and if that spirit goes not forth in life, it is condemned to do so after death. It is doomed to wander through the world -- oh, woe is me! -- and witness what it cannot share, but might have shared on earth, and turned to happiness!

(Again the spectre raised a cry, and shook its chain and wrung its shadowy hands).

DAYEK

(trembling) You are fettered. Tell me why?

MASU

I wear the chain I forged in life, I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I wore it. Is its pattern strange to you?

(Dayek trembles more and more.)

MASU

Or would you know, the weight and length of the strong coil you bear yourself? It was full as heavy and as long as this, seven Christmas Eves ago. You have laboured on it, since. It is a ponderous chain!

NARRATOR

Dayek glanced about him on the floor, in the expectation of finding himself surrounded by some fifty or sixty fathoms of iron cable: but he could see nothing.

DAYEK

Jacob, Old Jacob MaSu, tell me more. Speak comfort to me, Jacob!

MASU

I have none to give. It comes from other regions, Ebenezer Dayek, and is conveyed by other ministers, to other kinds of men. Nor can I tell you what I would. A very little more, is all permitted to me. I cannot rest, I cannot stay, I cannot linger anywhere. My spirit never walked beyond our counting-house -- mark me! -- in life my spirit never roved beyond the narrow limits of our money-changing hole; and weary journeys lie before me!'

DAYEK

You must have been very slow about it, Jacob.

MASU

Slow!

DAYEK

Seven years dead. And travelling all the time!

MASU

The whole time. No rest, no peace. Incessant torture of remorse.

DAYEK

You travel fast?

MASU

On the wings of the wind.

DAYEK

You might have got over a great quantity of ground in seven years.

(The Ghost, on hearing this, set up another cry, and clankes its chain hideously in the dead silence of the night.)

MASU

Oh! captive, bound, and double-ironed, not to know that any Christian spirit working kindly in its little sphere, whatever it may be, will find its mortal life too short for its vast means of usefulness. Not to know that no space of regret can make amends for one life's opportunity misused! Yet such was I! Oh! such was I!'

DAYEK

But you were always a good man of business, Jacob.

MASU

Business! Mankind was my business. The common welfare was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance, and benevolence, were, all, my business. The dealings of my trade were but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of my business!

(Another moan from the phantoms)

MASU

At this time of the rolling year. I suffer most. Why did I walk through crowds of fellow-beings with my eyes turned down, and never raise them to that blessed Star which led the Wise Men to a poor abode! Were there no poor homes to which its light would have conducted me!

(Dayek begins to quake exceedingly.)

MASU

Hear me! My time is nearly gone.

DAYEK

I will. But don't be hard upon me! Don't be flowery, Jacob! Pray! How it is that I appear before you in a shape that you can see, I may not tell. I have sat invisible beside you many and many a day.

MASU

That is no light part of my penance. I am here to-night to warn you, that you have yet a chance and hope of escaping my fate. A chance and hope of my procuring, Ebenezer.

DAYEK

You were always a good friend to me. Thank `ee!

MASU

You will be haunted by Three Mods-er-Spirits.

(Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.)

DAYEK

(in a faltering voice) Is that the chance and hope you mentioned, Jacob?

MASU

It is.

DAYEK

I -- I think I'd rather not.

MASU

Without their visits, you cannot hope to shun the path I tread. Expect the first tomorrow, when the bell tolls One.

DAYEK

Couldn't I take `em all at once, and have it over, Jacob?

MASU

Expect the second on the next night at the same hour. The third upon the next night when the last stroke of Twelve has ceased to vibrate. Look to see me no more; and look that, for your own sake, you remember what has passed between us!

NARRATOR

Dayek ventured to raise his eyes again, and found his supernatural visitor confronting him in an erect attitude, with its chain wound over and about its arm.

The apparition walked backward from him; and at every step it took, the window raised itself a little, so that when the spectre reached it, it was wide open. It beckoned Dayek to approach, which he did. When they were within two paces of each other, MaSu's Ghost held up its hand, warning him to come no nearer. Dayek stopped.

Not so much in obedience, as in surprise and fear: for on the raising of the hand, he became sensible of confused noises in the air; incoherent sounds of lamentation and regret; wailings inexpressibly sorrowful and self-accusatory. The spectre, after listening for a moment, joined in the mournful dirge; and floated out upon the bleak, dark night.

Dayek followed to the window: desperate in his curiosity. He looked out.

The air was filled with phantoms, wandering hither and thither in restless haste, and moaning as they went. Every one of them wore chains like MaSu's Ghost; some few were linked together; none were free. Many had been personally known to Dayek in their lives. He had been quite familiar with one old ghost, in a white waistcoat, with a monstrous iron safe attached to its ankle, who cried piteously at being unable to assist a wretched woman with an infant, whom it saw below, upon a door-step. The misery with them all was, clearly, that they sought to interfere, for good, in human matters, and had lost the power for ever.

Whether these creatures faded into mist, or misenshrouded them, he could not tell. But they and their spirit voices faded together; and the night became as it had been when he walked home.

Dayek closed the window, and examined the door by which the Ghost had entered. It was double-locked, as he had locked it with his own hands, and the bolts were undisturbed. He tried to say...

DAYEK

Hum...

NARRATOR

but stopped at the first syllable. And being, from the emotion he had undergone, or the fatigues of the day, or his glimpse of the Invisible World, or the dull conversation of the Ghost, or the lateness of the hour, much in need of repose; went straight to bed, without undressing, and fell asleep upon the instant.

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Stave 2: The First of the Three Spirits

NARRATOR

The curtains of his bed were drawn aside; and Dayek, starting up into a half-recumbent attitude, found himself face to face with the unearthly visitor who drew them.

It was a strange figure -- like a child: yet not so like a child as like an old man, viewed through some supernatural medium, which gave him the appearance of having receded from the view, and being diminished to a child's proportions. Its hair, which hung about its neck and down its back, was white as if with age; and yet the face had not a wrinkle in it, and the tenderest bloom was on the skin. The arms were very long and muscular; the hands the same, as if its hold were of uncommon strength.

Its legs and feet, most delicately formed, were, like those upper members, bare. It wore a tunic of the purest white, and round its waist was bound a lustrous belt, the sheen of which was beautiful. It held a branch of fresh green holly in its hand; and, in singular contradiction of that wintry emblem, had its dress trimmed with summer flowers. But the strangest thing about it was, that from the crown of its head there sprung a bright clear jet of light, by which all this was visible; and which was doubtless the occasion of its using, in its duller moments, a great extinguisher for a cap, which it now held under its arm.

DAYEK

Are you the Spirit, sir, whose coming was foretold to me.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

(soft and gentle) I am.

DAYEK

Who, and what are you?

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

My name is Wist. I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.

DAYEK

Long Past?

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

No, fool. Your past.

NARRATOR

Perhaps, Scrooge could not have told anybody why, if anybody could have asked him; but he had a special desire to see the Spirit in his cap; and begged him to be covered.

What would you so soon put out, with worldly hands, the light I give. Is it not enough that you are one of those whose passions made this cap, and force me through whole trains of years to wear it low upon my brow.'

Scrooge reverently disclaimed all intention to offend or any knowledge of having willfully bonneted the Spirit at any period of his life. Dayek then made bold to inquire what business brought him there.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

Your welfare.

NARRATOR

Dayek expressed himself much obliged, but could not help thinking that a night of unbroken rest would have been more conducive to that end. The Spirit must have heard him thinking, for it said immediately.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

Your reclamation, then. Take heed.

NARRATOR

It put out its strong hand as it spoke, and clasped him gently by the arm.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

Rise. and walk with me.

NARRATOR

It would have been in vain for Dayek to plead that the weather and the hour were not adapted to pedestrian purposes; that bed was warm, and the thermometer a long way below freezing; that he was clad but lightly in his slippers, dressing-gown, and nightcap; and that he had a cold upon him at that time. The grasp, though gentle as a woman's hand, was not to be resisted. He rose: but finding that the Spirit made towards the window, clasped his robe in supplication.

DAYEK

What are you? Nuts? I cant fly!!!

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

Bear but a touch of my hand there, (laying it upon his heart) and you shall be upheld in more than this.

NARRATOR

As the words were spoken, they passed through the wall, and stood upon a forest road, with trees on either hand. The forest town had entirely vanished. Not a vestige of it was to be seen. The darkness and the mist had vanished with it, for it was a clear, cold, winter day, with snow upon the ground.

DAYEK

Good Heaven! I was bred in this place. I was a boy here.

(Wist gazed upon him mildly. Its gentle touch, though it had been light and instantaneous, appeared still present to the old man's sense of feeling. )

NARRATOR

He was conscious of a thousand odors floating in the air, each one connected with a thousand thoughts, and hopes, and joys, and cares long, long, forgotten.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

Your lip is trembling. And what is hat upon your cheek.

DAYEK

I WISH I KNEW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE SAYING!!!!!

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

Strange to have forgotten it for so many years. Let us go on.

NARRATOR

They walked along the road, Dayek recognising every gate, and post, and tree; until a little market-town appeared in the distance, with its bridge, its church, and winding river. Some shaggy ponies now were seen trotting towards them with boys upon their backs, who called to other boys in country gigs and carts, driven by farmers. All these boys were in great spirits, and shouted to each other, until the broad fields were so full of merry music, that the crisp air laughed to hear it.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

These are but shadows of the things that have been, they have no consciousness of us.

NARRATOR

The jocund travelers came on; and as they came, Dayek knew and named them every one. Why was he rejoiced beyond all bounds to see them. Why did his cold eye glisten, and his heart leap up as they went past. Why was he filled with gladness when he heard them give each other Merry Christmas, as they parted at cross-roads and bye-ways, for their several homes.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

The school is not quite deserted. A solitary child, neglected by his friends, is left there still.

(Dayek said he knew it. And he sobbed.)

NARRATOR

They left the high-road, by a well-remembered lane, and soon approached a mansion of dull red brick, with a little weathercock-surmounted cupola, on the roof, and a bell hanging in it. Entering the dreary hall, and glancing through the open doors of many rooms, they found them poorly furnished, cold, and vast.

They went, Wist and Dayek, toward a door at the back of the house. It opened before them, and disclosed a long, bare, melancholy room, made barer still by lines of plain deal forms and desks. At one of these a lonely boy was reading near a feeble fire; and Dayek sat down upon a form, and wept to see his poor forgotten self as he used to be.

Not a latent echo in the house, not a squeak and scuffle from the mice behind the paneling, not a drip from the half-thawed water-spout in the dull yard behind, not a sigh among the leafless boughs of one despondent poplar, not the idle swinging of an empty store-house door, no, not a clicking in the fire, but fell upon the heart of Dayek with a softening influence, and gave a freer passage to his tears.

Wist touched him on the arm, and pointed to his younger self, intent upon his reading. Suddenly a man, in foreign garments: wonderfully real and distinct to look at: stood outside the window, with an axe stuck in his belt, and leading by the bridle an ass (a donkey you silly fucks) laden with wood.

DAYEK

(as if on ecstasy) Why, it's Ali Baba. `It's dear old honest Ali Baba. Yes, yes, I know. One Christmas time, when yonder solitary child was left here all alone, he did come, for the first time, just like that. Poor boy. And Valentine, and his wild brother, Orson; there they go. And what's his name, who was put down in his drawers, asleep, at the Gate of Damascus; don't you see him. And the Sultan's Groom turned upside down by the Genii; there he is upon his head. Serve him right. I'm glad of it. What business had he to be married to the noble woman.

NARRATOR

To hear Dayek expending all the earnestness of his nature on such subjects, in a most extraordinary voice between laughing and crying; and to see his heightened and excited face; would have been a surprise to his business friends in the city, indeed.

NARRATOR

Then, with a rapidity of transition very foreign to his usual character, he said, in pity for his former self...

DAYEK

(putting his hand in his pocket, and looking about him, after drying his eyes with his cuff) Poor boy. I wish... but it's too late now.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

What is the matter?

DAYEK

Nothing. Nothing. There was some boys singing a Christmas Carol at my door last night. I should like to have given him something: that's all.'

NARRATOR

Wist smiled thoughtfully, and waved its hand.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

Let us see another Christmas.

NARRATOR

Dayek's former self grew larger at the words, and the room became a little darker and more dirty. The panels shrunk, the windows cracked; fragments of plaster fell out of the ceiling, and the naked laths were shown instead; but how all this was brought about, Dayek knew no more than you do. He only knew that it was quite correct; that everything had happened so; that there he was, alone again, when all the other boys had gone home for the jolly holidays.

He was not reading now, but walking up and down despairingly. Dayek looked at Wist, and with a mournful shaking of his head, glanced anxiously towards the door.

It opened; and a little girl, much younger than the boy, came darting in, and putting her arms about his neck, and often kissing him.

PRINCESS

Dear, dear brother. I have come to bring you home, dear brother (clapping her tiny hands, and bending down to laugh) To bring you home, home, home.

DAYEK

Home, little Princess.

PRINCESS

Yes. (brimful of glee) Home, for good and all. Home, for ever and ever. Father is so much kinder than he used to be, that home's like Heaven. He spoke so gently to me one dear night when I was going to bed, that I was not afraid to ask him once more if you might come home; and he said Yes, you should; and sent me in a coach to bring you. And you're to be a man; and are never to come back here; but first, we're to be together all the Christmas long, and have the merriest time in all the world.'

DAYEK

You are quite a woman, little Princess.

NARRATOR

She clapped her hands and laughed, and tried to touch his head; but being too little, laughed again, and stood on tiptoe to embrace him. Then she began to drag him, in her childish eagerness, towards the door; and he, nothing to go, accompanied her.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

Always a delicate creature, whom a breath might have withered. But she had a large heart.

DAYEK

So she had. You're right. I will not gainsay it, Spirit. God forbid.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

She died a woman and had, as I think, children.

DAYEK

One child.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

Zero, your nephew.

DAYEK

(Dayek seems uneasy in his mind) Yes.

NARRATOR

They had but that moment left the school behind them, they were now in the busy thoroughfares of a city, here shadowy passengers passed and repassed; where shadowy carts and coaches battle for the way, and all the strife and tumult of a real city were. It was made plain enough, by the dressing of the shops, that here too it was Christmas time again; but it was evening, and the streets were lighted up.

The Ghost stopped at a certain warehouse door, and asked Dayek if he knew it.

DAYEK

Know it???? I fucking loved this place…

NARRATOR

They went in. At sight of an old gentleman in a Welsh wig, sitting behind such a high desk, that if he had been two inches taller he must have knocked his head against the ceiling, Scrooge cried in great excitement:

DAYEK

Why, it's old Fezziwig. Bless his heart; it's Fezziwig alive again.

NARRATOR

Old Fezziwig laid down his pen, and looked up at the clock, which pointed to the hour of seven. He rubbed his hands; adjusted his capacious waistcoat; laughed all over himself, from his shows to his organ of benevolence; and called out in a comfortable, oily, rich, fat, jovial voice:

MR. DOOM FEZZIWIG

Yo ho, there. Eebeneezer!! Musashi.

NARRATOR

Dayek's former self, now grown a young man, came briskly in, accompanied by his fellow-prentice.

DAYEK

Dick Wilkins, to be sure. Bless me, yes. There he is. He was very much attached to me, was Musashi. Poor Musashi. Dear, dear.

MR. DOOM FEZZIWIG

(with a sharp clap of his hands) Yo ho, my boys No more work to-night. Christmas Eve, Musashi. Christmas, Ebeneezer. Let's have the shutters up, before a man can say BWARG.

NARRATOR

You wouldn't believe how those two fellows went at it. They charged into the street with the shutters -- one, two, three -- had them up in their places -- four, five, six -- barred them and pinned then -- seven, eight, nine -- and came back before you could have got to twelve, panting like race-horses.

MR. DOOM FEZZIWIG

Hilli-ho! (skipping down from the high desk, with wonderful agility) Clear away, my lads, and let's have lots of room here. Hilli-ho, Musashi. Chirrup, Ebenezer.

NARRATOR

Clear away. There was nothing they wouldn't have cleared away, or couldn't have cleared away, with old Fezziwig looking on. It was done in a minute. Every movable was packed off, as if it were dismissed from public life for evermore; the floor was swept and watered, the lamps were trimmed, fuel was heaped upon the fire; and the warehouse was as snug, and warm, and dry, and bright a ball-room, as you would desire to see upon a winter's night.

NARRATOR

In came a fiddler with a music-book, and went up to the lofty desk, and made an orchestra of it, and tuned like fifty stomach-aches. In came Mrs Fezziwig, one vast substantial smile. In came the three Miss Fezziwigs, beaming and lovable. In came the six young followers whose hearts they roke. In came all the young men and women employed in the business.

In came the housemaid, with her cousin, the baker. In came the cook, with her brother's particular friend, the milkman. In came the boy from over the way, who was suspected of not having board enough from his master; trying to hide himself behind the girl from next door but one, who was proved to have had her ears pulled by her mistress. In they all came, one after another; some shyly, some boldly, some gracefully, some awkwardly, some pushing, some pulling; in they all came, anyhow and everyhow.

Away they all went, twenty couple at once; hands half round and back again the other way; down the middle and up again; round and round in various stages of affectionate grouping; old top couple always turning up in the wrong place; new top couple starting off again, as soon as they got there; all top couples at last, and not a bottom one to help them. When this result was brought about, old Fezziwig, clapping his hands to stop the dance, cried out,' Well done.' and the fiddler plunged his hot face into a pot of porter, especially provided for that purpose.

But scorning rest, upon his reappearance, he instantly began again, though there were no dancers yet, as if the other fiddler had been carried home, exhausted, on a shutter, and he were a bran-new man resolved to beat him out of sight, or perish.

There were more dances, and there were forfeits, and more dances, and there was cake, and there was negus, and there was a great piece of Cold Roast, and there was a great piece of Cold Boiled, and there were mince-pies, and plenty of beer. But the great effect of the evening came after the Roast and Boiled, when the fiddler (an artful dog, mind. The sort of man who knew his business better than you or I could have told it him.) struck up Sir Roger de Coverley.'

Then old Fezziwig stood out to dance with Mrs Fezziwig. Top couple, too; with a good stiff piece of work cut out for them; three or four and twenty pair of partners; people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking.

But if they had been twice as many -- ah, four times -- old Fezziwig would have been a match for them, and so would Mrs Fezziwig. As to her, she was worthy to be his partner in every sense of the term. If that's not high praise, tell me higher, and I'll use it. A positive light appeared to issue from Fezziwig's calves.

They shone in every part of the dance like moons. You couldn't have predicted, at any given time, what would have become of them next. And when old Fezziwig and Mrs Fezziwig had gone all through the dance; advance and retire, both hands to your partner, bow and curtsey, corkscrew, thread-the-needle, and back again to your place; Fezziwig cut -- cut so deftly, that he appeared to wink with his legs, and came upon his feet again without a stagger.

When the clock struck eleven, this domestic ball broke up. Mr and Mrs Fezziwig took their stations, one on either side of the door, and shaking hands with every person individually as he or she went out, wished him or her a Merry Christmas. When everybody had retired but the two prentices, they did the same to them; and thus the cheerful voices died away, and the lads were left to their beds; which were under a counter in the back-shop.

During the whole of this time, Dayek had acted like a man out of his wits. His heart and soul were in the scene, and with his former self. He corroborated everything, remembered everything, enjoyed everything, and underwent the strangest agitation. It was not until now, when the bright faces of his former self and Dick were turned from them, that he remembered the Ghost, and became conscious that it was looking full upon him, while the light upon its head burnt very clear.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

A small matter, to make these silly folks so full of gratitude.

DAYEK

Small?

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

Why. Is it not. He has spent but a few pounds of your mortal money: three or four perhaps. Is that so much that he deserves this praise.

DAYEK

It isn't that... (heated by the remark, and speaking unconsciously like his former, not his latter, self.) It isn't that, Spirit. He has the power to render us happy or unhappy; to make our service light or burdensome; a pleasure or a toil. Say that his power lies in words and looks; in things so slight and insignificant that it is impossible to add and count them up: what then. The happiness he gives, is quite as great as if it cost a fortune.'

(He felt the Spirit's glance, and stopped.)

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

What is the matter.

DAYEK

Nothing in particular.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

Something, I think.

DAYEK

No... No. I should like to be able to say a word or two to my clerk just now. That's all.

NARRATOR

His former self turned down the lamps as he gave utterance to the wish; and Dayek and Wist again stood side by side in the open air.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

My time grows short. Quick.

NARRATOR

This was not addressed to Dayek, or to any one whom he could see, but it produced an immediate effect. For again Dayek saw himself. He was older now; a man in the prime of life. His face had not the harsh and rigid lines of later years; but it had begun to wear the signs of care and avarice. There was an eager, greedy, restless motion in the eye, which showed the passion that had taken root, and where the shadow of the growing tree would fall.

He was not alone, but sat by the side of a fair young girl in a mourning-dress: in whose eyes there were tears, which sparkled in the light that shone out of the Ghost of Christmas Past.

BIANCHI

It matters little, to you, very little. Another goddess has displaced me; and if it can cheer and comfort you in time to come, as I would have tried to do, I have no just cause to grieve.

DAYEK

What goddess has displaced you.

BIANCHI

The order one.

DAYEK

This is the even-handed dealing of the world. There is nothing on which it is so hard as poverty; and there is nothing it professes to condemn with such severity as the pursuit of wealth.

BIANCHI

You fear the world too much. All your other hopes have merged into the hope of being beyond the chance of its sordid reproach. I have seen your nobler aspirations fall off one by one, until the master-passion, Gain, engrosses you. Have I not?

DAYEK

What then. Even if I have grown so much wiser, what then. I am not changed towards you.

(She shook her head.)

DAYEK

Am I.

BIANCHI

Our contract is an old one. It was made when we were both poor and content to be so, until, in good season, we could improve our worldly fortune by our patient industry. You are changed. When it was made, you were another man, a more chaotic one for that.'

DAYEK

I was a boy.

BIANCHI

Your own feeling tells you that you were not what you are. I am. That which promised happiness when we were one in heart, is fraught with misery now that we are two. How often and how keenly I have thought of this, I will not say. It is enough that I have thought of it, and now I can give you up.

DAYEK

Have I ever wanted to be given up?

BIANCHI

No, you have never said that.

DAYEK

Then what do you mean?

BIANCHI

(looking mildly, but with steadiness, upon him) In a changed nature; in an altered spirit; in another atmosphere of life; another Hope as its great end. In everything that made my love of any worth or value in your sight. If this had never been between us, tell me, would you seek me out and try to win me now. Ah, no. You don’t love me anymore.

DAYEK

(Scrooge seems to yield to the justice of this supposition, in spite of himself. But he says with a struggle...) You think not?

BIANCHI

I would gladly think otherwise if I could. Heaven knows. When I have learned a Truth like this, I know how strong and irresistible it must be. But if you were free to-day, to-morrow, yesterday, can even I believe that you would choose a dowerless girl -- you who, in your very confidence with her, weigh everything by Gain: or, choosing her, if for a moment you were false enough to your one guiding principle to do so, do I not know that your repentance and regret would surely follow. I do; and I release you. With a full heart, for the love of him you once were.

DAYEK

But, no! I DO love you!

BIANCHI

You may -- the memory of what is past half makes me hope you will -- have pain in this. A very, very brief time, and you will dismiss the recollection of it, gladly, as an unprofitable dream, from which it happened well that you awoke. May you be happy in the life you have chosen, for a goddess of chaos cannot mate with a god of order. Good bye Ebenezer Dayek.

(She leaves him, and they parted.)

DAYEK

Spirit... show me no more. Conduct me home. Why do you delight to torture me.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

One shadow more.

DAYEK

No more. No more, I don't wish to see it. Show me no more. I can’t handle anymore!!!

NARRATOR

But the relentless Ghost forced him to observe what happened next.

They were in another scene and place; a room, not very large or handsome, but full of comfort. Near to the winter fire sat a beautiful young girl, so like that last that Dayek believed it was the same, until he saw her, now a comely matron, sitting opposite her daughter. The noise in this room was perfectly tumultuous, for there were more children there, than Dayek in his agitated state of mind could count; and, unlike the celebrated herd in the poem, they were not forty children conducting themselves like one, but every child was conducting itself like forty.

The consequences were uproarious beyond belief; but no one seemed to care; on the contrary, the mother and daughter laughed heartily, and enjoyed it very much; and the latter, soon beginning to mingle in the sports, got pillaged by the young brigands most ruthlessly. What would I not have given to one of them. Though I never could have been so rude, no, no. I wouldn't for the wealth of all the world have crushed that braided hair, and torn it down; and for the precious little shoe, I wouldn't have plucked it off, God bless my soul. to save my life.

As to measuring her waist in sport, as they did, bold young brood, I couldn't have done it; I should have expected my arm to have grown round it for a punishment, and never come straight again. And yet I should have dearly liked, I own, to have touched her lips; to have questioned her, that she might have opened them; to have looked upon the lashes of her downcast eyes, and never raised a blush; to have let loose waves of hair, an inch of which would be a keepsake beyond price: in short, I should have liked, I do confess, to have had the lightest licence of a child, and yet to have been man enough to know its value.

But now a knocking at the door was heard, and such a rush immediately ensued that she with laughing face and plundered dress was borne towards it the centre of a flushed and boisterous group, just in time to greet the father, who came home attended by a man laden with Christmas toys and presents. Then the shouting and the struggling, and the onslaught that was made on the defenceless porter.

The scaling him with chairs for ladders to dive into his pockets, despoil him of brown-paper parcels, hold on tight by his cravat, hug him round his neck, pommel his back, and kick his legs in irrepressible affection. The shouts of wonder and delight with which the development of every package was received. The terrible announcement that the baby had been taken in the act of putting a doll's frying-pan into his mouth, and was more than suspected of having swallowed a fictitious turkey, glued on a wooden platter. The immense relief of finding this a false alarm. The joy, and gratitude, and ecstasy. They are all indescribable alike. It is enough that by degrees the children and their emotions got out of the parlour, and by one stair at a time, up to the top of the house; where they went to bed, and so subsided.

And now Dayek looked on more attentively than ever, when the master of the house, having his daughter leaning fondly on him, sat down with her and her mother at his own fireside; and when he thought that such another creature, quite as graceful and as full of promise, might have called him father, and been a spring-time in the haggard winter of his life, his sight grew very dim indeed.

KNIFE

(turning to his wife with a smile) Bianchi, I saw an old friend of yours this afternoon.

BIANCHI

Who was it?

KNIFE

Guess.

BIANCHI

(she added in the same breath, laughing as he laughed) How can I. Tut, don't I know... Mr. Dayek?

KNIFE

Mr Dayek it was. I passed his office window; and as it was not shut up, and he had a candle inside, I could scarcely help seeing him. His partner lies upon the point of death, I hear; and there he sat alone. Quite alone in the world, I do believe.

DAYEK

(in a broken voice) Spirit, remove me from this place. I cannot bear this scene.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

I told you these were shadows of the things that have been. That they are what they are, do not blame me.

DAYEK

Remove me. I cannot take it anymore!!!

NARRATOR

He turned upon the Ghost, and seeing that it looked upon him with a face, in which in some strange way there were fragments of all the faces it had shown him, wrestled with it.

DAYEK

Leave me. Take me back. Haunt me no longer.

NARRATOR

In the struggle, if that can be called a struggle in which the Ghost with no visible resistance on its own part was undisturbed by any effort of its adversary, Dayek observed that its light was burning high and bright; and dimly connecting that with its influence over him, he seized the extinguisher-cap, and by a sudden action pressed it down upon its head.

The Spirit dropped beneath it, so that the extinguisher covered its whole form; but though Dayek pressed it down with all his force, he could not hide the light, which streamed from under it, in an unbroken flood upon the ground.

He was conscious of being exhausted, and overcome by an irresistible drowsiness; and, further, of being in his own bedroom. He gave the cap a parting squeeze, in which his hand relaxed; and had barely time to reel to bed, before he sank into a heavy sleep.

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Stave 3: The Second of the Three Spirits

NARRATOR

Awaking in the middle of a prodigiously tough snore, and sitting up in bed to get his thoughts together, Dayek had no occasion to be told that the bell was again upon the stroke of One. He felt that he was restored to consciousness in the right nick of time, for the especial purpose of holding a conference with the second messenger despatched to him through Jacob MaSu's intervention. But, finding that he turned uncomfortably cold when he began to wonder which of his curtains this new spectre would draw back, he put them every one aside with his own hands, and lying down again, established a sharp look-out all round the bed. For, he wished to challenge the Spirit on the moment of its appearance, and did not wish to be taken by surprise, and made nervous.

Now, being prepared for almost anything, he was not by any means prepared for nothing; and, consequently, when the Bell struck One, and no shape appeared, he was taken with a violent fit of trembling. Five minutes, ten minutes, a quarter of an hour went by, yet nothing came. All this time, he lay upon his bed, the very core and centre of a blaze of ruddy light, which streamed upon it when the clock proclaimed the hour; and which, being only light, was more alarming than a dozen ghosts, as he was powerless to make out what it meant, At last, however, he began to think -- as you or I would have thought at first; for it is always the person not in the predicament who knows what ought to have been done in it, and would unquestionably have done it too -- at last, I say, he began to think that the source and secret of this ghostly light might be in the adjoining room, from whence, on further tracing it, it seemed to shine. This idea taking full possession of his mind, he got up softly and shuffled in his slippers to the door.

The moment Dayek's hand was on the lock, a strange voice called him by his name, and bade him enter. He obeyed.

It was his own room. There was no doubt about that. But it had undergone a surprising transformation. The walls and ceiling were so hung with living green, that it looked a perfect grove; from every part of which, bright gleaming erries glistened. The crisp leaves of holly, mistletoe, and ivy reflected back the light, as if so many little mirrors had been scattered there; and such a mighty blaze went roaring up the chimney, as that dull petrification of a hearth had never known in Scrooge's time, or MaSu's, or for many and many a winter season gone. Heaped up on the floor, to form a kind of throne, were swords, lances, axes, bows, tomes, knight’s crests, elysian whips, master seals, and comic books. Piles and piles of comic books. In easy state upon this couch, there sat a Green man in spandex, glorious to see:, who bore a glowing ring, in shape not unlike a normal ring, and held it up, high up, to shed its green light on Dayek, as he came peeping round the door.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Come in. Come in. Listen to mah song.

NARRATOR

Dayek entered timidly, and hung his head before this Spirit. He was not the dogged Dayek he had been; and though the Spirit's eyes were hidden behind a mask, he did not like to meet them.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

I am the Ghost of Christmas Present. Look upon meh. My name is Hanz.

NARRATOR

Dayek reverently did so. It was clothed in green spandex, bordered with black color. On his head it wore no other covering than a thin black mask covering his eyes.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

You have never seen the like of the Green Lantern before?

DAYEK

Never.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Have never walked forth with the younger members of my family; meaning (for I am very young) my elder brothers born in these later years.

DAYEK

I don't think I have, I am afraid I have not. Have you had many brothers, Spirit?

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

More than eighteen hundred…all of them love super heroes.

DAYEK

A tremendous family to provide for, eh, Spirit, conduct me where you will. I went forth last night on compulsion, and I learnt a lesson which is working now. Tonight, if you have aught to teach me, let me profit by it.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Touch mah ass.

NARRATOR

Scrooge did as he was told, and held it fast.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Um, I was joking.

NARRATOR

Dayek let go and hastily grabbed his hand instead.

Swords, lances, axes, bows, tomes, knight’s crests, Elysian whips, master seals, and comic books, all vanished instantly. So did the room, the fire, the ruddy glow, the hour of night, and they stood in the city streets on Christmas morning, where the people made a rough, but brisk and not unpleasant kind of music, in scraping the snow from the pavement in front of their dwellings, and from the tops of their houses, whence it was mad delight to the boys to see it come plumping down into the road below, and splitting into artificial little snow-storms.

The house fronts looked black enough, and the windows blacker, contrasting with the smooth white sheet of snow upon the roofs, and with the dirtier snow upon the ground; which last deposit had been ploughed up in deep furrows by the heavy wheels of carts and wagons; furrows that crossed and recrossed each other hundreds of times where the great streets branched off; and made intricate channels, hard to trace in the thick yellow mud and icy water. The sky was gloomy, and the shortest streets were choked up with a dingy mist, half thawed, half frozen, whose heavier particles descended in shower of sooty atoms, as if all the chimneys in Serenes Forest had, by one consent, caught fire, and were blazing away to their dear hearts' content. There was nothing very cheerful in the climate or the town, and yet was there an air of cheerfulness abroad that the clearest summer air and brightest summer sun might have endeavored to diffuse in vain.

For, the people who were shoveling away on the housetops were jovial and full of glee; calling out to one another from the parapets, and now and then exchanging a facetious snowball -- better-natured missile far than many a wordy jest -- laughing heartily if it went right and not less heartily if it went wrong. The poulterers' shops were still half open, and the fritterers' were radiant in their glory. There were great, round, pot-bellied baskets of chestnuts, shaped like the waistcoats of jolly old gentlemen, lolling at the doors, and tumbling out into the street in their apoplectic opulence. There were ruddy, brown-faced, broad-girthed Begnion Friars, and winking from their shelves in wanton slyness at the girls as they went by, and glanced demurely at the hung-up mistletoe. There were pears and apples, clustered high in blooming pyramids; there were bunches of grapes, made, in the shopkeepers' benevolence to dangle from conspicuous hooks, that people's mouths might water gratis as they passed; there were piles of filberts, mossy and brown, recalling, in their fragrance, ancient walks among the woods, and pleasant shuffling ankle deep through withered leaves; there were Crimean Biffins, squab and swarthy, setting off the yellow of the oranges and lemons, and, in the great compactness of their juicy persons, urgently entreating and beseeching to be carried home in paper bags and eaten after dinner. The very gold and silver fish, set forth among these choice fruits in a bowl, though members of a dull and stagnant-blooded race appeared to know that there was something going on; and, to a fish, went gasping round and round their little world in slow and passionless excitement.

The Grocers'. Oh the Grocers'. Nearly closed, with perhaps two shutters down, or one; but through those gaps such glimpses. It was not alone that the scales descending on the counter made a merry sound, or that the twine and roller parted company so briskly, or that the canisters were rattled up and down like juggling tricks, or even that the blended scents of tea and coffee were so grateful to the nose, or even that the raisins were so plentiful and rare, the almonds so extremely white, the sticks of cinnamon so long and straight, the other spices so delicious, the candied fruits so caked and spotted with molten sugar as to make the coldest lookers-on feel faint and subsequently bilious. Nor was it that the figs were moist and pulpy, or that the French plums blushed in modest tartness from their highly-decorated boxes, or that everything was good to eat and in its Christmas dress; but the customers were all so hurried and so eager in the hopeful promise of the day, that they tumbled up against each other at the door, crashing their wicker baskets wildly, and left their purchases upon the counter, and came running back to fetch them, and committed hundreds of the like mistakes, in the best humor possible; while the Grocer and his people were so frank and fresh that the polished hearts with which they fastened their aprons behind might have been their own, worn outside for general inspection, and for Christmas daws to peck at if they chose.

But soon the steeples called good people all, to church and chapel, and away they came, flocking through the streets in their best clothes, and with their gayest faces. And at the same time there emerged from scores of bye-streets, lanes, and nameless turnings, innumerable people, carrying their dinners to the baker' shops. The sight of these poor revelers appeared to interest the Spirit very much, for he stood with Dayek beside him in a baker's doorway, and taking off the covers as their bearers passed, sprinkled incense on their dinners from his torch. And it was a very uncommon kind of torch, for once or twice when there were angry words between some dinner-carriers who had jostled each other, he shed a few drops of water on them from it, and their good humor was restored directly. For they said, it was a shame to quarrel upon Christmas Day. And so it was. Goddess love it, so it was.

In time the bells ceased, and the bakers were shut up; and yet there was a genial shadowing forth of all these dinners and the progress of their cooking, in the thawed blotch of wet above each baker's oven; where the pavement smoked as if its stones were cooking too.

DAYEK

Is there a peculiar flavor in what you sprinkle from your torch?

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

LOL WUT?

DAYEK

I’m sorry. I seem to be very tired and hungry. Do you have anything to eat?

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

To any kindly given. To a poor one most.

DAYEK

Why to a poor one most?

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Because it needs it most.

DAYEK

(after a moment's thought) Spirit, I wonder you, of all the beings in the many worlds about us, should desire to cramp these people's opportunities of innocent enjoyment.'

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

I

DAYEK

You would deprive them of their means of dining every seventh day, often the only day on which they can be said to dine at all. Wouldn't you?

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

I.

DAYEK

You seek to close these places on the Seventh Day. And it comes to the same thing.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

I seek.

DAYEK

Forgive me if I am wrong. It has been done in your name, or at least in that of your family.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

There are some upon this earth of yours, who lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name, who are as strange to us and all out kith and kin, as if they had never lived. Remember that, and charge their doings on themselves, not us.

NARRATOR

And perhaps it was the pleasure the good Spirit, Hanz, had in showing off this power of his, or else it was his own kind, generous, hearty nature, and his sympathy with all poor men, that led him straight to Scrooge's clerk's; for there he went, and took Dayek with him, holding to his robe; and on the threshold of the door the Spirit smiled, and stopped to bless Gatrie Cratchit's dwelling with the sprinkling of his torch. Think of that. Gatrie had but fifteen bob a-week himself; he pocketed on Saturdays but fifteen copies of his Christian name; and yet the Ghost of Christmas Present blessed his four-roomed house.

Then up rose Candy Cratchit, Gatrie's wife, dressed out but poorly in a twice-turned gown, but brave in ribbons, which are cheap and make a goodly show for sixpence; and she laid the cloth, assisted by FEFL Cratchit, third of her sons, also brave in ribbons; while Master Matthew O’ Cratchit plunged a fork into the saucepan of potatoes, and getting the corners of his monstrous shirt collar (Gatrie's private property, conferred upon his son and heir in honor of the day) into his mouth, rejoiced to find himself so gallantly attired, and yearned to show his linen in the fashionable Parks. And now two smaller Cratchits, Oguma and Canas, came tearing in, screaming that outside the baker's they had smelt the baker’s goose, and known it for their own; and basking in luxurious thoughts of sage and onion, these young Cratchits danced about the table, and exalted Master Matthew O’ Cratchit to the skies, while he (not proud, although his collars nearly choked him) blew the fire, until the slow potatoes bubbling up, knocked loudly at the saucepan-lid to be let out and peeled.

CANDY CRATCHIT

What has ever got your precious father then? And your brother, Tiny. And TLS wasn’t as late last Christmas Day by half-an-hour.'

FEFL CRATCHIT

Here's TLS, mother.

OGUMA CRATCHIT

Here's TLS, mother Hurrah.

CANAS CRATCHIT

There's such a goose, TLS.

CANDY CRATCHIT

Why, bless your heart alive, my dear, how late you are.

TLS CRATCHIT

We'd a deal of work to finish up last night, and had to clear away this morning, mother.

CANDY CRATCHIT

Well. Never mind so long as you are come. Sit ye down before the fire, my dear, and have a warm, Lord bless ye.

CANAS CRATCHIT

No, no. There's father coming.

OGUMA CRATCHIT

Hide, TLS, hide.

NARRATOR

So TLS hid himself, and in came Gatrie , the father , and his guns blazing. The father, with at least three feet of comforter exclusive of the fringe, hanging down before him; and his threadbare clothes darned up and brushed, to look seasonable; and Tiny upon his shoulder. Alas for Tiny, he bore a little crutch, and had his limbs supported by an iron frame.

GATRIE CRATCHIT

Why, where's our TLS?

CANDY CRATCHIT

Not coming.

GATRIE CRATCHIT

Not coming? (with a sudden declension in his high spirits; for he had been Tiny's blood horse all the way from church, and had come home rampant. ) Not coming upon Christmas Day?

NARRATOR

TLS didn't like to see him disappointed, if it were only in joke; so he came out prematurely from behind the closet door, and ran into his arms, while the two young Cratchits hustled Tiny, and bore him off into the wash-house, that he might hear the pudding singing in the copper.

CANDY CRATCHIT

And how did little Tiny behave?

GATRIE CRATCHIT

As good as gold, and better. Somehow he gets thoughtful, sitting by himself so much, and thinks the strangest things you ever heard. He told me, coming home, that he hoped the people saw him in the church, because he was a cripple, and it might be pleasant to them to remember upon Christmas Day, who made lame beggars walk, and blind men see.

DAYEK

Spirit, tell me if Tiny will live?

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

I see a vacant seat, in the poor chimney-corner, and a crutch without an owner, carefully preserved. If these shadows remain unaltered by the Future, the child will die.

DAYEK

No, no. Oh, no, kind Spirit. say he will be spared.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

If these shadows remain unaltered by the Future, none other of my race, will find him here. What then. If he be like to die, he had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.

(Dayek hangs his head when hearing his own words quoted by the Spirit, and is overcome with penitence and grief.)

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Man, if man you be in heart, not adamant, forbear that wicked cant until you have discovered What the surplus is, and Where it is. Will you decide what men shall live, what men shall die. It may be, that in the sight of Heaven, you are more worthless and less fit to live than millions like this poor man's child. Oh Godess. to hear the Insect on the leaf pronouncing on the too much life among her hungry brothers in the dust.

NARRATOR

His active little crutch was heard upon the floor, and back came Tiny before another word was spoken, escorted by his brother and sister to his stool before the fire; and while Gatrie, turning up his cuffs -- as if, poor fellow, they were capable of being made more shabby -- compounded some hot mixture in a jug with gin and lemons, and stirred it round and round and put it on the hob to simmer; Master Peter, and the two ubiquitous young Cratchits went to fetch the goose, with which they soon returned in high procession.

Such a bustle ensued that you might have thought a goose the rarest of all birds. Candy Cratchit made the gravy hissing hot; Master Matthew mashed the potatoes with incredible vigour; Miss Belinda sweetened up the apple-sauce; Martha dusted the hot plates; Gatrie took Tiny beside him in a tiny corner at the table; the two young Cratchits set chairs for everybody, and mounting guard upon their posts, crammed spoons into their mouths, lest they should shriek for goose before their turn came to be helped. At last the dishes were set on, and grace was said. It was succeeded by a breathless pause, as Candy Crachit, looking slowly all along the carving-knife, prepared to plunge it in the breast; but when she did, and when the long expected gush of stuffing issued forth, one murmur of delight arose all round the board, and even Tiny Tim, excited by the two young Cratchits, beat on the table with the handle of his knife, and feebly cried Hurrah.

There never was such a goose. Gatrie said he didn' t believe there ever was such a goose cooked. Every one had had plenty, and the youngest Cratchits in particular, were steeped in sage and onion to the eyebrows. But now, the plates being changed by FEFL, Candy Cratchit left the room alone -- too nervous to bear witnesses -- to take the pudding up and bring it in.

Hallo. A great deal of steam. The pudding was out of the copper. A smell like a washing-day. That was the cloth. A smell like an eating-house and a pastrycook's next door to each other, with a laundress's next door to that. That was the pudding. In half a minute Candy Cratchit entered -- flushed, but smiling proudly -- with the pudding, like a speckled cannon-ball, so hard and firm, blazing in ignited brandy, and bedight with Christmas holly stuck into the top.

Oh, a wonderful pudding!

At last the dinner was all done, the cloth was cleared, the hearth swept, and the fire made up. The compound in the jug being tasted, and considered perfect, apples and oranges were put upon the table, and a shovel-full of chestnuts on the fire. Then all the Cratchit family drew round the hearth, and at Gatrie Cratchit's elbow stood the family display of glass. Two tumblers, and a custard-cup without a handle.

These held the hot stuff from the jug, and Gatrie served it out with beaming looks, while the chestnuts on the fire sputtered and cracked noisily.

GATRIE CRATCHIT

A Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us.

ALL CRATCHITS

(some form of) Merry Christmas!

CANAS CRATCHIT

Tiny, don’t you have some sort of blessing to say?

NARRATOR

Tiny sat very close to his father's side upon his little stool. Gatrie held his withered little hand in his. Because of his love for the child, he wished to keep him by his side, and dreaded that he might be taken from him.

GATRIE CRATCHIT

Cheers! Cheers to Mr. Dayek. I'll give you Mr. Dayek, the Founder of the Feast.

CANDY CRATCHIT

The Founder of the Feast indeed. I wish I had him here. I'd give him a piece of my mind to feast upon, and I hope he'd have a good appetite for it.

GATRIE CRATCHIT

My dear, the children. Christmas Day.

CANDY CRATCHIT

It should be Christmas Day, I am sure, on which one drinks the health of such an odious, stingy, hard, unfeeling man as Mr. Dayek. You know he is, Gatling. Nobody knows it better than you do, poor fellow.

GATRIE CRATCHIT

My dear, Christmas Day.

CANDY CRATCHIT

I'll drink his health for your sake and the Day's, not for his. Long life to him. A Merry Christmas and a happy new year. He'll be very merry and very happy, I have no doubt.

NARRATOR

The children drank the toast after her. It was the first of their proceedings which had no heartiness. Tiny drank it last of all, but he didn't care twopence for it. Dayek was the Ogre of the family. The mention of his name cast a dark shadow on the party, which was not dispelled for full five minutes.

After it had passed away, they were ten times merrier than before. Gatire Cratchit told them how he had a situation in his eye for Master Matthew O’, which would bring in, if obtained, full five-and-sixpence weekly. The two young Cratchits laughed tremendously at the idea of Matthew’s being a man of business; and Matthew himself looked thoughtfully at the fire from between his collars, as if he were deliberating what particular investments he should favour when he came into the receipt of that bewildering income. TLS, who was a poor apprentice at a milliner's, then told them what kind of work he had to do, and how many hours he worked at a stretch, and how she meant to lie abed to-morrow morning for a good long rest; to-morrow being a holiday she passed at home. Also how she had seen a countess and a lord some days before, and how the lord was much about as tall as Matthew;' at which Matthew pulled up his collars so high that you couldn't have seen his head if you had been there. All this time the chestnuts and the jug went round and round; and by-and-bye they had a song.

NARRATOR

By this time it was getting dark, and snowing pretty heavily; and as Dayek and Hanz went along the streets, the brightness of the roaring fires in kitchens, parlors, and all sorts of rooms, was wonderful. Here, the flickering of the blaze showed preparations for a cozy dinner, with hot plates baking through and through before the fire, and deep red curtains, ready to be drawn to shut out cold and darkness. There all the children of the house were running out into the snow to meet their married sisters, brothers, cousins, uncles, aunts, and be the first to greet them. Here, again, were shadows on the window-blind of guests assembling; and there a group of handsome girls, all hooded and fur-booted, and all chattering at once, tripped lightly off to some near neighbor's house; where, woe upon the single man who saw them enter -- artful mages, well they knew it -- in a glow.

But, if you had judged from the numbers of people on their way to friendly gatherings, you might have thought that no one was at home to give them welcome when they got there, instead of every house expecting company, and piling up its fires half-chimney high. Blessings on it, how the Ghost exulted. How it bared its breadth of breast, and opened its capacious palm, and floated on, outpouring, with a generous hand, its bright and harmless mirth on everything within its reach. The very lamplighter, who ran on before, dotting the dusky street with specks of light, and who was dressed to spend the evening somewhere, laughed out loudly as Hanz passed, though little kenned the lamplighter that he had any company but Christmas.

And now, without a word of warning from Hanz, they stood upon a bleak and desert moor, where monstrous masses of rude stone were cast about, as though it were the burial-place of giants; and water spread itself where-so-ever it listed, or would have done so, but for the frost that held it prisoner; and nothing grew but moss and furze, and coarse rank grass. Down in the west the setting sun had left a streak of fiery red, which glared upon the desolation for an instant, like a sullen eye, and frowning lower, lower, lower yet, was lost in the thick gloom of darkest night.

DAYEK

What place is this.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

A place where Miners live, who labor in the bowels of the earth. But they know me. See.

Alight shone from the window of a hut, and swiftly they advanced towards it. Passing through the wall of mud and stone, they found a cheerful company assembled round a glowing fire. An old, old man and woman, with their children and their children's children, and another generation beyond that, all decked out gaily in their holiday attire. The old man, in a voice that seldom rose above the howling of the wind upon the barren waste, was singing thema Christmas song -- it had been a very old song when he was a boy -- and from time to time they all joined in the chorus. So surely as they raised their voices, the old man got quite lithe and loud; and so surely as they stopped, his vigor sank again.

The Spirit did not tarry here, but bade Dayek hold his obe, and passing on above the moor, sped -- whither. Not to sea. To sea. To Scrooge's horror, looking back, he saw the last of the land, a frightful range of rocks, behind them; and his ears were deafened by the thundering of water, as it rolled and roared, and raged among the dreadful caverns it had worn, and fiercely tried to undermine the earth.

Built upon a dismal reef of sunken rocks, some league or so from shore, on which the waters chafed and dashed, the wild year through, there stood a solitary lighthouse. Great heaps of sea-weed clung to its base, and storm-birds -- born of the wind one might suppose, as sea-weed of the water -- rose and fell about it, like the waves they skimmed.

But even here, two men who watched the light had made a fire, that through the loophole in the thick stone wall shed out a ray of brightness on the awful sea. Joining their horny hands over the rough table at which they sat, they wished each other Merry Christmas in their can of grog; and one of them: the elder, too, with his face all damaged and scarred with hard weather, as the figure-head of an old ship might be: struck up a sturdy song that was like a Gale in itself.

Again the Ghost sped on, above the black and heaving sea -- on, on -- until, being far away, as he told Dayek, from any shore, they lighted on a ship. They stood beside the helmsman at the wheel, the look-out in the bow, the officers who had the watch; dark, ghostly figures in their several stations; but every man among them hummed a Christmas tune, or had a Christmas thought, or spoke below his breath to his companion of some bygone Christmas Day, with homeward hopes belonging to it. And every man on board, waking or sleeping, good or bad, had had a kinder word for another on that day than on any day in the year; and had shared to some extent in its festivities; and had remembered those he cared for at a distance, and had known that they delighted to remember him.

It was a great surprise to Dayek, while listening to the moaning of the wind, and thinking what a solemn thing it was to move on through the lonely darkness over an unknown abyss, whose depths were secrets as profound as Death: it was a great surprise to Dayek, while thus engaged, to hear a hearty laugh. It was a much greater surprise to Dayek to recognise it as his own nephew's and to find himself in a bright, dry, gleaming room, with Hanz, the spirit standing smiling by his side, and looking at that same nephew with approving affability.

ZERO

Ha, ha. Ha.

When Dayek's nephew laughed in this way: holding his sides, rolling his head, and twisting his face into the most extravagant contortions: Dayek's niece, by marriage, laughed as heartily as he. And their assembled friends being not a bit behindhand, roared out lustily.

ZERO

Ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. He said that Christmas was a humbug, as I live. He believed it too.

KIRYN

(indignantly) Pfft. He’s a bitch, Zero.

ZERO

He's a comical old fellow, that's the truth: and not so pleasant as he might be. However, his offences carry their own punishment, and I have nothing to say against him.

KIRYN

I'm sure he is very rich, Zero. At least you always tell me so.

ZERO

What of that, my dear. His wealth is of no use to him. He doesn’t do any good with it. He doesn’t make himself comfortable with it. He hasn't the satisfaction of thinking -- ha, ha, ha. -- that he is ever going to benefit us with it.

KIRYN

I have no patience with him.

ZERO

Oh, I have. I am sorry for him; I couldn't be angry with him if I tried. Who suffers by his ill whims? Himself, always. Here, he wants to dislike us, and he won't come and dine with us. What's the consequence? He don't lose much of a dinner.

KIRYN

Indeed, I think he loses a very good dinner

NARRATOR

After tea. they had some music. Dayek's niece played well upon the harp; and played among other tunes a simple little air, which had been familiar to the child who fetched Dayek from the boarding-school, as he had been reminded by the Ghost of Christmas Past. When this strain of music sounded, all the things that Wist had shown him, came upon his mind; he softened more and more; and thought that if he could have listened to it often, years ago, he might have cultivated the kindnesses of life for his own happiness with his own hands, without resorting to the sexton's spade that buried Jacob MaSu.

Hanz was greatly pleased to find him in this mood, and looked upon him with such favor, that Dayek begged like a boy to be allowed to stay until the guests departed. But this the Spirit said could not be done.

DAYEK

Just a little longer, Spirit! One half hour, Spirit, only one. Look! They’re playing a game!

NARRATOR

It was a game called Yes and No, where Dayek's nephew had to think of something, and the rest must find out what; he only answering to their questions yes or no, as the case was. The brisk fire of questioning to which he was exposed, elicited from him that he was thinking of an animal, a live animal, rather a disagreeable animal, a savage animal, an animal that growled and grunted sometimes, and talked sometimes, and lived in Serenes Forest, and walked about the trees, and wasn't made a show of, and wasn't led by anybody, and didn't live in a tree house, and was never killed in a flame war, and was not a laguz, or an ass, or a cow, or a bull, or a tiger, or a dog, or a pig, or a cat, or a bear. At every fresh question that was put to him, this nephew burst into a fresh roar of laughter; and was so inexpressibly tickled, that he was obliged to get up off the sofa and stamp. At last the plump sister, falling into a similar state, cried out:

ZERO'S GUESTS

I have found it out. I know what it is, Zero. I know what it is.'

ZERO

What is it.

ZERO'S GUESTS

It's your Uncle Dayek.

ZERO

He has given us plenty of merriment, I am sure, and it would be ungrateful not to drink his health. Here is a glass of mulled wine ready to our hand at the moment; and I say, "Uncle Dayek"!

ZERO'S GUESTS

Well. Uncle Dayek.

ZERO

A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to the old man, whatever he is. He wouldn't take it from me, but may he have it, nevertheless. Uncle Dayek.'

NARRATOR

Uncle Dayek had imperceptibly become so gay and light of heart, that he would have pledged the unconscious company in return, and thanked them in an inaudible speech, if the Ghost had given him time. But the whole scene passed off in the breath of the last word spoken by his nephew; and he and the Spirit were again upon their travels.

Much they saw, and far they went, and many homes they visited, but always with a happy end. Hanz stood beside sick beds, and they were cheerful; on foreign lands, and they were close at home; by struggling men, and they were patient in their greater hope; by poverty, and it was rich. In almshouse, hospital, and jail, in misery's every refuge, where vain man in his little brief authority had not made fast the door and barred the Spirit out, he left his blessing, and taught Dayek his precepts.

It was a long night, if it were only a night; but Dayek had his doubts of this, because the Christmas Holidays appeared to be condensed into the space of time they passed together. It was strange, too, that while Dayek remained unaltered in his outward form, Hanz, the Ghost grew older, clearly older. Dayek had observed this change, but never spoke of it, until they left a children's Twelfth Night party, when, looking at the Spirit as they stood together in an open place, he noticed that its hair was grey.

DAYEK

Are spirits' lives so short.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

My life upon this globe, is very brief, It ends to-night….for I came into contact with Kryptonite.

SCROOGE

Kryptonite???

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Yes. Kryptonite. It seems that someone slipped some into my back pocket.

SOUND: The chimes were ringing the three quarters past eleven at that moment.

DAYEK

Forgive me, but who are you?

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Yes. Yes I am.

NARRATOR

Ebenezer Dayek was shocked by his comment.

DAYEK

I am shocked by that comment.

NARRATOR

Told you so.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Oh, Man. look here. Look, look, down here.

NARRATOR

They looked down to find a hideous looking robot, about 4 stories tall destroying buildings in a far off Begnion city.

Dayek started back, appalled. Having it shown to him in this way, he tried to say the flames were pretty but the look on the robot’s face. So horrid. So evil. It was depressing to see all the people run for shelter.

DAYEK

Spirit, what the hell?

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Metal Gear…

DAYEK

METAL GEAR?????????????????

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Remember, Ebenezer Dayek!! There will always be evil…but second chances always follow them. Third chances do not exist. Well our time is up. I gotta go kill Rexy.

SOUND: The bell struck twelve.

NARRATOR

Dayek looked about him for the Ghost, and saw it not.

As the last stroke ceased to vibrate, he remembered the prediction of old Jacob MaSu, and lifting up his eyes, beheld a solemn Phantom, draped, hooded, and oddly feminine coming, like a mist along the ground, towards him.

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Stave 4: The Last of the Spirits

NARRATOR

The Phantom slowly, gravely, silently approached. When it came, Dayek bent down upon his knee; for in the very air through which this Spirit moved it seemed to scatter gloom and mystery.

It was shrouded in a deep red garment, which concealed its head, its face, its form, and left nothing of it visible save one outstretched hand and a glint of short red hair. But for this it would have been difficult to detach its figure from the night, and separate it from the darkness by which it was surrounded.

DAYEK

I am in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come.

(a delay)

DAYEK

You are about to show me shadows of the things that have not happened, but will happen in the time before us. Is that so? Spirit.

(a delay)

DAYEK

Ghost of the Future. I fear you more than any spectre I have seen. But as I know your purpose is to do me good, and as I hope to live to be another man from what I was, I am prepared to bear you company, and do it with a thankful heart. Will you not speak to me.

(a delay)

DAYEK

(big) Lead on. Lead on. The night is waning fast, and it is precious time to me, I know. Lead on, Spirit.

NARRATOR

They scarcely seemed to enter the city; for the city rather seemed to spring up about them, and encompass them of its own act. But there they were, in the heart of it; on Change, amongst the merchants; who hurried up and down, and chinked the money in their pockets, and conversed in groups, and looked at their watches, and trifled thoughtfully with their great gold seals; and so forth, as Scrooge had seen them often.

The Spirit stopped beside one little knot of business men. Observing that the hand was pointed to them, Dayek advanced to listen to their talk.

NIGHTMARE

No, I don't know much about it, either way. I only know he's dead.

LUXORD

When did he die?

NIGHTMARE

Last night, I believe.

RAVEN

(taking a vast quantity of snuff out of a very large snuff-box) Why, what was the matter with him? I thought he'd never die.

NIGHTMARE

(with a yawn) God knows.

CGV

What has he done with his money?

NIGHTMARE

PENISH

ALL MEN

(laugh)

NIGHTMARE

It's likely to be a very cheap funeral; for upon my life I don't know of anybody to go to it. Suppose we make up a party and volunteer.'

CGV

I don't mind going if a lunch is provided. But I must be fed, if I make one.

ALL MEN

(laugh)

NIGHTMARE

Well, I am the most disinterested among you, after all, for I always wear black gloves, and I never eat lunch. But I'll offer to go, if anybody else will. When I come to think of it, I'm not at all sure that I wasn't his most particular friend; for we used to stop and speak whenever we met. PINGAS.

NARRATOR

Speakers and listeners strolled away, and mixed with their groups. Dayek knew the men, and looked towards the Spirit for an explanation.

The Phantom glided on into a street. Its finger pointed to two persons meeting. Dayek listened again, thinking that the explanation might lie here.

He knew these women, also, perfectly. They were women of aye business: very wealthy, and of great importance. He had made a point always of standing well in their esteem: in a business point of view, that is; strictly in a business point of view.

CYMBELINE

How are you?

DESDEMONA

How are you?

CYMBELINE

Well. Old Scratch has got his own at last, hey.

DESDEMONA

So I am told. Cold, isn't it.

CYMBELINE

Seasonable for Christmas time. You're not a skater, I suppose.

DESDEMONA

No. No. Something else to think of. Good morning.

NARRATOR

Not another word. That was their meeting, their conversation, and their parting.

He looked about in that very place for his own image; but another man stood in his accustomed corner, and though the clock pointed to his usual time of day for being there, he

saw no likeness of himself among the multitudes that poured in through the Porch. It gave him little surprise, however; for he had been revolving in his mind a change of life, and thought and hoped he saw his new-born resolutions carried out in this.

They left the busy scene, and went into an obscure part f the town, where Dayek had never penetrated before, although he recognised its situation, and its bad repute. The ways were foul and narrow; the shops and houses wretched; the people half-naked, drunken, slipshod, ugly. Alleys and archways, like so many cesspools, disgorged their offences of smell, and dirt, and life, upon the straggling streets; and the whole quarter reeked with crime, with filth, and misery.

Far in this den of infamous resort, there was a lowbrowed, beetling shop, below a pent-house roof, where iron, old rags, bottles, bones, and greasy offal, were bought. Upon the floor within, were piled up heaps of rusty keys, nails, chains, hinges, files, scales, weights, and refuse iron of all kinds. Secrets that few would like to scrutinise were bred and hidden in mountains of unseemly rags, masses of corrupted fat, and sepulchres of bones. Sitting in among the wares he dealt in, by a charcoal stove, made of old bricks, was a grey-haired rascal, nearly seventy years of age; who had screened himself from the cold air without, by a frousy curtaining of miscellaneous tatters, hung upon a line; and smoked his pipe in all the luxury of calm retirement.

Dayek and the Phantom came into the presence of this man, just as a woman with a heavy bundle slunk into the shop. But she had scarcely entered, when another woman, similarly laden, came in too; and she was closely followed by a man in faded black, who was no less startled by the sight of them, than they had been upon the recognition of each other. After a short period of blank astonishment, in which the old man with the pipe had joined them, they all three burst into a laugh.

FREOHR

Let the charwoman alone to be the first.'Let the laundress alone to be the second; and let the undertaker's man alone to be the third. Look here, old Joe, here's a chance. If we haven't all three met here without meaning it.

OLD NINJI

(removing his pipe from his mouth) You couldn't have met in a better place. Come into the parlor. You were made free of it long ago, you know; and the other two an't strangers. Stop till I shut the door of the shop. Ah. How it skreeks. There an't such a rusty bit of metal in the place as its own hinges, I believe; and I'm sure there's no such old bones here, as mine. Ha, ha. We're all suitable to our calling, we're well matched. Come into the parlor. Come into the parlor.

NARRATOR

The parlor was the space behind the screen of rags. The old man raked the fire together with an old stair-rod, and having trimmed his smoky lamp (for it was night), with the stem of his pipe, put it in his mouth again.

While he did this, the woman who had already spoken threw her bundle on the floor, and sat down in a flaunting manner on a stool; crossing her elbows on her knees, and looking with a bold defiance at the other two.

FREOHR

What odds then. What odds, Mrs Dilber. Every person has a right to take care of themselves. He always did.

BIZZ

That's true, indeeeeedy. No man more so. Wheee.

OLD NINJI

Why then, don't stand staring as if you was afraid, woman; who's the wiser. We're not going to pick holes in each other's coats, I suppose.

BIZZ

No, indeedy. We should hope noty.

FREOHR

Very well, then.That's enough. Who's the worse for the loss of a few things like these. Not a dead man, I suppose.'

BIZZ

No, indeedy.

FREOHR

If he wanted to keep them after he was dead, a wicked old screw, why wasn't he natural in his lifetime. If he had been, he'd have had somebody to look after him when he was struck with Death, instead of lying gasping out his last there, alone by himself.'

BIZZ

It's the truest word that ever was spoke. I mean, he DID live longer than Zihark.'

FREOHR

I wish it was a little heavier judgment,. And it should have been, you may depend upon it, if I could have laid my hands on anything else. Open that bundle, old Ninji, and let me know the value of it. Speak out plain. I'm not afraid to be the first, nor afraid for them to see it. We know pretty well that we were helping ourselves, before we met here, I believe. It's no sin. Open the bundle, Ninji.

NARRATOR

But the gallantry of her friends would not allow of this; and the man in faded black, mounting the breach first, produced his plunder. It was not extensive. A seal or two, a pencil-case, a pair of sleeve-buttons, and a brooch of no great value, were all. They were severally examined and appraised by old Joe, who chalked the sums he was disposed to give for each, upon the wall, and added them up into a total when he found there was nothing more to come.

OLD NINJI

That's your account, and I wouldn't give another sixpence, if I was to be boiled for not doing it. Who's next.'

NARRATOR

Mrs. Bizz Dilber was next. Sheets and towels, a little wearing apparel, two old-fashioned silver teaspoons, a pair of sugar-tongs, and a few boots. Her account was stated on the wall in the same manner.

OLD NINJI

I always give too much to ladies. It's a weakness of mine, and that's the way I ruin myself. That's your account. If you asked me for another penny, and made it an open question, I'd repent of being so liberal and knock off half-a-crown.

FREOHR

And now undo my bundle, Ninji.

Ninji went down on his knees for the greater convenience of opening it, and having unfastened a great many knots, dragged out a large and heavy roll of some dark stuff.

OLD NINJI

What do you call this. Bed-curtains??????

FREOHR

(laughing and leaning forward on her crossed arms) Ah! Bed-curtains.

OLD NINJI

You don't mean to say you took them down, rings and all, with him lying there.

FREOHR

Yes I do. Why not.

OLD NINJI

You were born to make your fortune and you'll certainly do it.

FREOHR

I certainly shan't hold my hand, when I can get anything in it by reaching it out, for the sake of such a man as he was, I promise you, Ninji. Don't drop that oil upon the blankets, now.

OLD NINJI

His blankets.

FREOHR

Whose else's do you think? He isn't likely to take cold without them, I dare say.

OLD NINJI

I hope he didn't die of any thing catching. Eh.

FREOHR

Don't you be afraid of that. I an't so fond of his company that I'd loiter about him for such things, if he did. Ah. you may look through that shirt till your eyes ache; but you won't find a hole in it, nor a threadbare place. It's the best he had, and a fine one too. They'd have wasted it, if it hadn't been for me.

OLD NINJI

What do you call wasting of it.

FREOHR

(with a laugh) Putting it on him to be buried in, to be sure. Somebody was fool enough to do it, but I took it off again. If calico an't good enough for such a purpose, it isn't good enough for anything. It's quite as becoming to the body. He can't look uglier than he did in that one.

NARRATOR

Dayek listened to this dialogue in horror. As they sat grouped about their spoil, in the scanty light afforded by the old man's lamp, he viewed them with a detestation and disgust, which could hardly have been greater, though they demons, marketing the corpse itself.

FREOHR

Ha, ha.

NARRATOR

laughed the same woman, when old Ninji, producing a flannel bag with money in it, told out their several gains upon the ground.

FREOHR

This is the end of it, you see. He frightened every one away from him when he was alive, to profit us when he was dead. Ha, ha, ha.

DAYEK

(shuddering from head to foot) Spirit. I see, I see. The case of this unhappy man might be my own. My life tends that way, now. Merciful Heaven, what is this.

NARRATOR

He recoiled in terror, for the scene had changed, and now he almost touched a bed: a bare, uncurtained bed: on which, beneath a ragged sheet, there lay a something covered up, which, though it was dumb, announced itself in awful language.

The room was very dark, too dark to be observed with any accuracy, though Dayek glanced round it in obedience to a secret impulse, anxious to know what kind of room it was. A pale light, rising in the outer air, fell straight upon the bed; and on it, plundered and bereft, unwatched, unwept, uncared for, was the body of this man.

NARRATOR

(Dayek glanced towards the Phantom) The cover was so carelessly adjusted that the slightest raising of it, the motion of a finger upon Dayek's part, would have disclosed the face. He thought of it, felt how easy it would be to do, and longed to do it; but had no more power to withdraw the veil than to dismiss the spectre at his side.

Oh cold, cold, rigid, dreadful Death, set up thine altar here, and dress it with such terrors as thou hast at thy command: for this is thy dominion. But of the loved, revered, and honoured head, thou canst not turn one hair to thy dread purposes, or make one feature odious. It is not that the hand is heavy and will fall down when released; it is not that the heart and pulse are still; but that the hand was open, generous, and true; the heart brave, warm, and tender; and the pulse a man's. Strike, Shadow, strike. And see his good deeds springing from the wound, to sow the world with life immortal.

No voice pronounced these words in Dayek's ears, and yet he heard them when he looked upon the bed. He thought, if this man could be raised up now, what would be his foremost thoughts. Avarice, hard-dealing, griping cares. They have brought him to a rich end, truly.

He lay, in the dark empty house, with not a man, a woman, or a child, to say that he was kind to me in this or that, and for the memory of one kind word I will be kind to him. A cat was tearing at the door, and there was a sound of gnawing rats beneath the hearth-stone. What they wanted in the room of death, and why they were so restless and disturbed, Scrooge did not dare to think.

DAYEK

Spirit, this is a fearful place. In leaving it, I shall not leave its lesson, trust me. Let us go.

(a pause)

I understand you, and I would do it, if I could. But I have not the power, Spirit. I have not the power.

(a pause)

DAYEK

(quite agonised) If there is any person in the town, who feels emotion caused by this man's death, `show that person to me, Spirit, I beseech you.

NARRATOR

The Phantom spread its dark robe before him…er…her for a moment, like a wing; and withdrawing it, revealed a room by daylight, where a mother and her children were

She was expecting some one, and with anxious eagerness; for she walked up and down the room; started at every sound; looked out from the window; glanced at the clock; tried, but in vain, to work with her needle; and could hardly bear the voices of the children in their play.

At length the long-expected knock was heard. She hurried to the door, and met her husband; a man whose face was careworn and depressed, though he was young. There was a remarkable expression in it now; a kind of serious delight of which he felt ashamed, and which he struggled to repress.

He sat down to the dinner that had been boarding for him by the fire; and when she asked him faintly what news (which was not until after a long silence), he appeared embarrassed how to answer.

SONGBIRD, POOR WIFE

Is it good or bad? -- to help him.

ZEPHRION, POOR HUSBAND

Bad.

SONGBIRD, POOR WIFE

We are quite ruined.

ZEPHRION, POOR HUSBAND

No. There is hope yet, Songbird.

SONGBIRD, POOR WIFE

If he relents, there is. Nothing is past hope, if such a miracle has happened.

ZEPHRION, POOR HUSBAND

He is past relenting, He is dead.

NARRATOR

She was a mild and patient creature if her face spoke truth; but she was thankful in her soul to hear it, and she said so, with clasped hands. She prayed forgiveness the next moment, and was sorry; but the first was the emotion of her heart.

ZEPHRION, POOR HUSBAND

What the half-drunken woman whom I told you of last night, said to me, when I tried to see him and obtain a week's delay; and what I thought was a mere excuse to avoid me; turns out to have been quite true. He was not only very ill, but dying, then.

SONGBIRD, POOR WIFE

To whom will our debt be transferred.

ZEPHRION, POOR HUSBAND

I don't know. But before that time we shall be ready with the money; and even though we were not, it would be a bad fortune indeed to find so merciless a creditor in his successor. We may sleep to-night with light hearts, Songbird.

NARRATOR

Yes. Soften it as they would, their hearts were lighter. The children's faces, hushed and clustered round to hear what they so little understood, were brighter; and it was a happier house for this man's death. The only emotion that the Ghost could show him, caused by the event, was one of

pleasure.

DAYEK

Let me see some tenderness connected with a death or that dark chamber, Spirit, which we left just now, will be for ever present to me.

NARRATOR

The Ghost conducted him through several streets familiar to his feet; and as they went along, Dayek looked here and there to find himself, but nowhere was he to be seen. They entered poor Gatrie Cratchit's house; the dwelling he had visited before; and found the mother and the children seated round the fire.

Quiet. Very quiet. The noisy little Cratchits were as still as statues in one corner, and sat looking up at Matthew, who had a book before him. The mother was busy kicking her son’s ass in braw. But surely they were very quiet.

MATTHEW CRATCHIT

And he took a child, and set him in the midst of them.

NARRATOR

Where had Dayek heard those words. He had not dreamed them. The boy must have read them out, as he and the Spirit crossed the threshold. Why did he not go on.

The mother laid her work upon the table, and put her hand up to her face.

CANDY CRATCHIT

The color hurts my eyes.

They're better now again. It makes them weak by candle-light; and I wouldn't show weak eyes to your father when he comes home, for the world. It must be near his time.

MATTHEW CRATCHIT

Past it rather; But I think he has walked a little slower than he used, these few last evenings, mother.

(They were very quiet again. At last she said, and in a steady, cheerful voice, that only faltered once)

CANDY CRATCHIT

I have known him walk with -- I have known him walk with Tiny upon his shoulder, very fast indeed.

MATTHEW CRATCHIT

And so have I. Often.

TLS CRATCHIT

And so have I.

CANDY CRATCHIT

(intent upon her work) But he was very light to carry, and his father loved him so, that it was no trouble: no trouble. And there is your father at the door.

NARRATOR

She hurried out to meet him; and Gatrie in his comforter -- he had need of it, poor fellow -- came in. His tea was ready for him on the hob, and they all tried who should help him to it most. Then the two young Cratchits got upon his knees and laid, each child a little cheek, against his face, as if they said,' Don't mind it, father. Don't be grieved.

Gatrie was very cheerful with them, and spoke pleasantly to all the family. He looked at the work upon the table, and praised the industry and speed of Candy Cratchit and the boys. They would give up at beating her long before Sunday, he said.

CANDY CRATCHIT

Sunday. You went today, then, Gatling.

GATRIE CRATCHIT

Yes, my dear. I wish you could have gone. It would have done you good to see how green a place it is. But you'll see it often. I promised him that I would walk there on a Sunday. My little, little child. My little child.

NARRATOR

He broke down all at once. He couldn't help it. If he could have helped it, he and his child would have been farther apart perhaps than they were.

He left the room, and went up-stairs into the room above, which was lighted cheerfully, and hung with Christmas. There was a chair set close beside the child, and there were signs of some one having been there, lately. Poor Bob sat down in it, and when he had thought a little and composed himself, he kissed the little face. He was reconciled to what had happened, and went down again quite happy.

They drew about the fire, and talked; the girls and mother working still. Gatrie told them of the extraordinary kindness of Mr. Dayek's nephew, whom he had scarcely seen but once, and who, meeting him in the street that day, and seeing that he looked a little...

GATRIE CRATCHIT

Just a little down you know, On which, for he is the pleasantest-spoken gentleman you ever heard, I told him. "I am heartily sorry for it, Mr. Cratchit, and heartily sorry for your good wife. If I can be of service to you in any way,' he said, giving me his card,' that's where I live. Pray come to me.' Now, it wasn't,' for the sake of anything he might be able to do for us, so much as for his kind way, that this was quite delightful. It really seemed as if he had known our Tiny, and felt with us.

CANDY CRATCHIT

I'm sure he's a good soul.

GATRIE CRATCHIT

You would be surer of it, my dear, if you saw and spoke to him. I shouldn't be at all surprised - mark what I say. -- if he got Matthew a better situation.

CANDY CRATCHIT

Only hear that, Matthew!

FEFL CRATCHIT

And then, Matthew will be keeping company with some one, and setting up for himself.

MATTHEW CRATCHIT

(grinning) Get along with you.

GATRIE CRATCHIT

It's just as likely as not, one of these days; though there's plenty of time for that, my dear. But however and when ever we part from one another, I am sure we shall none of us forget poor Tiny -- shall we -- or this first parting that there was among us.

ALL CRATCHITS

Never, father.

GATRIE CRATCHIT

And I know, I know, my dears, that when we recollect how patient and how mild he was; although he was a little, little child; we shall not quarrel easily among ourselves, and forget poor Tiny in doing it.

ALL CRATCHITS

No, never, father.

GATRIE CRATCHIT

I am very happy: I am very happy.

NARRATOR

Mrs. Cratchit kissed him, his sons all hugged and Matthew and himself shook hands. Spirit of Tiny, thy childish essence was from Godess.

DAYEK

Spectre, something informs me that our parting moment is at hand. I know it, but I know not how. Tell me what man that was whom we saw lying dead.

NARRATOR

The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come conveyed him, as before -- though at a different time, he thought: indeed, there seemed no order in these latter visions, save that they were in the Future -- into the resorts of business men, but showed him not himself. Indeed, the Spirit did not stay for anything, but went straight on, as to the end just now desired, until besought by Dayek to tarry for a moment.

DAYEK

This courts through which we hurry now, is where my place of occupation is, and has been for a length of time. I see the house. Let me behold what I shall be, in days to come.

The Spirit stopped; the hand was pointed elsewhere.

DAYEK

The house is yonder. Why do you point away.

NARRATOR

Dayek hastened to the window of his office, and looked in. It was an office still, but not his. The furniture was not the same, and the figure in the chair was not himself. The Phantom pointed as before.

He joined it once again, and wondering why and whither he had gone, accompanied it until they reached an iron gate. He paused to look round before entering.

A churchyard. Here, then, the wretched man whose name he had now to learn, lay underneath the ground. It was a worthy place. Walled in by houses; overrun by grass and weeds, the growth of vegetation's death, not life; choked up with too much burying; fat with repleted appetite. A worthy place.

The Spirit stood among the graves, and pointed down to One. He advanced towards it trembling. The Phantom was exactly as it had been, but he dreaded that he saw new meaning in its solemn shape.

DAYEK

Before I draw nearer to that stone to which you point, answer me one question. Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of things that May be, only.

(a pause)

DAYEK

Men's courses will foreshadow certain ends, to which, if persevered in, they must lead. But if the courses be departed from, the ends will change. Say it is thus with what you show me.

(a pause)

NARRATOR

Dayek crept towards it, trembling as he went; and following the finger, read upon the stone of the neglected grave his own name...

EBENEZER DAYYYYYYYYEEEEK!!!

DAYEK

(upon his knees) Am I that man who lay upon the bed?

(a pause)

No, Spirit. Oh no, no.

(a pause)

DAYEK

(tight clutching at its robe) Spirit, hear me. I am not the man I was. I will not be the man I must have been but for this trip. Why show me this, if I am past all hope.

(a pause)

DAYEK

Good Spirit, your nature intercedes for me, and pities me. Assure me that I yet may change these shadows you have shown me, by an altered life.

(a pause)

DAYEK

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach. Oh, tell me I may sponge away the writing on this stone.

(Holding up his hands in a last prayer to have his fate aye reversed, he saw an alteration in the Phantom's hood and dress. It shrunk, collapsed, and dwindled down into a red fox that disappeared in a sea of flames.)

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Stave 5: The End of It

NARRATOR

Dayek awoke in his room and the bedpost was his own. The bed was his own, the room was his own. Best and happiest of all, the Time before him was his own, to make amends in!

DAYEK

I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. Oh Jacob MaSu. Heaven, and the Christmas Time be praised for this. I say it on my knees, old Jacob, on my knees.

NARRATOR

He was so fluttered and so glowing with his good intentions, that his broken voice would scarcely answer to his call. He had been sobbing violently in his conflict with the Spirit, and his face was wet with tears.

DAYEK

They are not torn down. They are not torn down, rings and all. They are here -- I am here -- the shadows of the things that would have been, may be dispelled. They will be. I know they will.

NARRATOR

His hands were busy with his garments all this time; turning them inside out, putting them on upside down, tearing them, mislaying them, making them parties to every kind of extravagance.

DAYEK

(laughing and crying in the same breath; and making a perfect Laocoon of himself with his stockings) I don't know what to do. I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a schoolboy. I am as giddy as a drunken man. A merry Christmas to everybody. A happy New Year to all the world. Hallo here. Whoop. Hallo.

NARRATOR

He had frisked into the sitting-room, and was now standing there: perfectly winded.

DAYEK

(starting off again, and going round the fireplace) There's the saucepan that the gruel was in. There's the door, by which the Ghost of Jacob MaSu entered. There's the corner where the Ghost of Christmas Present, sat. There's the window where I saw the wandering Spirits. It's all right, it's all true, it all happened. Ha ha ha.

NARRATOR

Really, for a man who had been out of practice for so many years, it was a splendid laugh, a most illustrious laugh. The father of a long, long line of brilliant laughs.

DAYEK

I don't know what day of the month it is. I don't know how long I've been among the Spirits. I don't know anything. I'm quite a baby. Never mind. I don't care. I'd rather be a baby. Hallo. Whoop. Hallo here.

NARRATOR

He was checked in his transports by the churches ringing out the lustiest peals he had ever heard.

SOUND: Clash, clang, hammer; ding, dong, bell. Bell, dong, ding; hammer, clang, clash.

DAYEK

Oh, glorious, glorious.

NARRATOR

Running to the window, he opened it, and put out his head. No fog, no mist; clear, bright, jovial, stirring, cold; cold, piping for the blood to dance to; Golden sunlight; Heavenly sky; sweet fresh air; merry bells.

DAYEK

Oh, glorious. Glorious. What's today?

NARRATOR

... calling downward to a boy in Sunday clothes, who perhaps had loitered in to look about him.

SHADRACH

(with all his might of wonder) Eh.?

DAYEK

What's today, my fine fellow?

SHADRACH

Today? Why, Christmas Day. (GRUMBLE dumb jewish bitch GRUMBLE)

DAYEK

It's Christmas Day. I haven't missed it. The Spirits have done it all in one night. They can do anything they like. Of course they can. Of course they can. Hallo, my fine fellow.'

SHADRACH

Hallo! (this guy is really starting to creep me out)

DAYEK

Do you know the Poulterer's, in the next street but one, at the corner.

SHADRACH

I should hope I did. (too many questions…)

DAYEK

An intelligent boy. A remarkable boy. Do you know whether they've sold the prize Turkey that was hanging up there -- Not the little prize Turkey: the big one.

SHADRACH

What, the one as big as me? (do I look like a fuckin’ turkey salesman????)

DAYEK

What a delightful boy. It's a pleasure to talk to him. Yes, my buck.

SHADRACH

It's hanging there now. (too bad its NOT FOR YOU)

DAYEK

Is it? Go and buy it.

SHADRACH

WHA! WHY NOT YOU?? (bitch)

DAYEK

No, no, I am in earnest. Go and buy it, and tell them to bring it here, that I may give them the direction where to take it. Come back with the man, and I'll give you a shilling. Come back with him in less than five minutes and I'll give you half-a-crown.

NARRATOR

The boy was off like a shot. He must have had a steady hand at a trigger who could have got a shot off half so fast.

DAYEK

(rubbing his hands, and splitting with a laugh)

I'll send it to Gatrie Cratchit's . He shan't know who sends it. It's twice the size of Tiny. Ol’ Musashi never made such a joke as sending it to Gatrie's will be.'

The hand in which he wrote the address was not a steady one, but write it he did, somehow, and went down-stairs to open the street door, ready for the coming of the poulterer's man. As he stood there, waiting his arrival, the knocker caught his eye.

DAYEK

I shall love it, as long as I live. I scarcely ever looked at it before. What an honest expression it has in its face. It's a wonderful knocker. -- Here's the Turkey. Hallo. Whoop. How are you. Merry Christmas.!

It was a Turkey! He never could have stood upon his legs, that bird. He would have snapped them short off in a minute, like sticks of sealing-wax.

DAYEK

Why, it's impossible to carry that to Serenes Plaza, you must have a cab.

The chuckle with which he said this, and the chuckle with which he paid for the Turkey, and the chuckle with which he paid for the cab, and the chuckle with which he recompensed the boy, were only to be exceeded by the chuckle with which he sat down breathless in his chair again, and chuckled till he cried.

Shaving was not an easy task, for his hand continued to shake very much; and shaving requires attention, even when you don't dance while you are at it. But if he had cut the end of his nose off, he would have put a piece of sticking-plaister over it, and been quite satisfied.

He dressed himself all in his best, and at last got out into the streets. The people were by this time pouring forth, as he had seen them with the Ghost of Christmas Present; and walking with his hands behind him, Scrooge regarded every one with a delighted smile. He looked so irresistibly pleasant, in a word, that three or four good-humoured fellows said,' Good morning, sir. A merry Christmas to you.' And Dayek said often afterwards, that of all the blithe sounds he had ever heard, those were the blithest in his ears.

He had not gone far, when coming on towards him he beheld the portly gentleman, who had walked into his counting-house the day before, and said,' Dayek and MaSu's, I believe.' It sent a pang across his heart to think how this old gentleman would look upon him when they met; but he knew what path lay straight before him, and he took it. Quickening his pace, and taking the old gentleman by both his hands...

DAYEK

My dear sir. How do you do? I hope you succeeded yesterday. It was very kind of you. A merry Christmas to you, sir.'

HIKA AND EMERALDFOX

Mr. Dayek!

DAYEK

Yes. That is my name, and I fear it may not be pleasant to you. Allow me to ask your pardon. And will you have the goodness...

(Here Dayek whispered in his ear.)

HIKA

(as if his breath were taken away.) Lord fuck me!

EMERALDFOX

My dear Mr. Dayek, are you serious.

DAYEK

If you please. Not a farthing less. A great many back-payments are included in it, I assure you. Will you do me that favor.

EMERALDFOX

My dear sir. I don't know what to say to such munificence.'

DAYEK

Don't say anything please. Come and see me. Will you come and see me.

HIKA

We will.

DAYEK

Thank you. I am much obliged to you. I thank you fifty times. Bless you.

He went to church, and walked about the streets, and watched the people hurrying to and fro, and patted children on the head, and questioned beggars, and looked down into the kitchens of houses, and up to the windows, and found that everything could yield him pleasure. He had never dreamed that any walk -- that anything -- could give him so much happiness. In the afternoon he turned his steps towards his nephew's house.

He passed the door a dozen times, before he had the courage to go up and knock. But he made a dash, and did it:

DAYEK

Is your master at home, my dear?

ZERO’S MAID

Yes, sir.'

DAYEK

Where is he, my love.

ZERO'S MAID

He's in the dining-room, sir, along with mistress. I'll show you up-stairs, if you please.

DAYEK

Thank you. He knows me.

With his hand already on the dining-room lock.

DAYEK

I'll go in here, my dear.

He turned it gently, and sidled his face in, round the door. They were looking at the table (which was spread out in great array); for these young housekeepers are always nervous on such points, and like to see that everything is right.

DAYEK

Zero?

Dear heart alive, how his niece by marriage started. Scrooge had forgotten, for the moment, about her sitting in the corner with the footstool, or he wouldn't have done it, on any account.

ZERO

Why bless my soul. Who's that.

DAYEK

It's I. Your uncle Dayek. I have come to dinner. Will you let me in, Zero?

Let him in. It is a mercy he didn't shake his arm off. He was at home in five minutes. Nothing could be heartier. His niece looked just the same. So did Topper when he came. So did the plump sister when she came. So did every one when they came. Wonderful party, wonderful games, wonderful unanimity, wonderful happiness.

But he was early at the office next morning. Oh, he was early there. If he could only be there first, and catch Gatrie Cratchit coming late. That was the thing he had set his heart upon.

And he did it; yes, he did. The clock struck nine. No Gatrie. A quarter past. No Gatrie. He was full eighteen minutes and a half behind his time. Dayek sat with his door wide open, that he might see him come into the Tank.

His hat was off, before he opened the door; his comforter too. He was on his stool in a jiffy; driving away with his pen, as if he were trying to overtake nine o'clock.

DAYEK

(growled Scrooge, in his accustomed voice, as near as he could feign it) Hallo. What do you mean by coming here at this time of day.'

GATRIE CRATCHIT

I am very sorry, sir. I am behind my time.

DAYEK

You are. Yes. I think you are. Step this way, sir, if you please.

GATRIE CRATCHIT

It's only once a year, sir,' pleaded Bob, appearing from the Tank. `It shall not be repeated. I was making rather merry yesterday, sir.'

DAYEK

Now, I'll tell you what, my friend, I am not going to stand this sort of thing any longer.

And therefore,leaping from his stool, and giving Gatrie such a dig in the waistcoat that he staggered back into the Tank again.

DAYEK

...and therefore I am about to raise your salary.

Gatrie trembled, and got a little nearer to the ruler. He had a momentary idea of knocking Dayek down with it, holding him, and calling to the people in the court for help and a strait-waistcoat.

DAYEK

A merry Christmas, Gatrie. A merrier Christmas, Gatrie, my good fellow, than I have given you for many a year. I'll raise your salary, and endeavor to assist your struggling family, and we will discuss your affairs this very afternoon, over a Christmas bowl of smoking bishop, Gatrie. Make up the fires, and buy another coal-scuttle before you dot another i, Gatrie Cratchit.'

Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Tim, who did not die, he was a second father. He became as good a friend, as good a master, and as good a man, as the good old city knew, or any other good old city, town, or borough, in the good old world. Some people laughed to see the alteration in him, but he let them laugh, and little heeded them; for he was wise enough to know that nothing ever happened on this globe, for good, at which some people did not have their fill of laughter in the outset; and knowing that such as these would be blind anyway, he thought it quite as well that they should wrinkle up their eyes in grins, as have the malady in less attractive forms. His own heart laughed: and that was quite enough for him.

He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived uponthe Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny observed,

ALL

God bless Us!

TINY FIREMAN

God bless us, every one!!

THE END

Edited by Return Of Gatling
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