I exist

[LongJohnTbag]

I am living in your walls.

You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:

FAQ:

Why are you living in my walls?

I'm not going to tell you.

Are you only in my walls?

You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls.

How are you surviving in my walls?

In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.

What are you planning to do in my walls?

Live in them, listening to you.

What do I do about you living in my walls?

Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.

When are you going to stop living in my walls?

You cannot escape me.

Do I call the police?

The authorities will not help you.

What are the consequences of you living in my walls?

Be aware.

What if I am ok with you living in my walls?

I will make sure you’re not.

Are you imaginary?

I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS

If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them.

Summary:

I am living in your walls.

[Punished Dayni]

*Knocks on wall

Evening. Welcome to text based communication on the world wide web I suppose, assuming this is the first place you have done so.

7 hours ago, LongJohnTbag said:

Avoid lighting candles.

Why?

[Imuabicus der Fertige]

You find the cat yet, or naw?

Ignore the drugs.

[Saint Rubenio]

I will put the title statement into question. After all, if you truly lived in my walls, I would've noticed. Yet, I've never seen you in my walls. In fact, how do I know you aren't my walls? I've never seen you and my walls in the same room. I'm on to your lies, walls! I'll crush you all to rubble!

Welcome.