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So this is my baby. It took me 2 weeks and many hours at this desk.

If you think it's awesome, ask Vincent for a sticky!

Read and enjoy!

It's pretty long...

Notes:

The movie takes place 5 years after the events of the first movie...

But it starts 5 years before it.

Also, this is and probably will be the biggest text file I ever write, so if you don't like the story then kindly shove it up your asses.

Although, I'm willing to bet that you'll all like it. I worked long and hard on it... that's what she said...

So enjoy:

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Act 1, (Prolouge Scene)

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*10 yrs ago*

(???)

*A figure stands alone in a chamber of some sort, and another enters*

Hooded Man: Are preparations complete?

???: ...

Hooded Man: Something troubling you?

???: What if... we're wrong?

Hooded Man: It's come too far to turn back. The plan is already in motion.

???: But...

Hooded Man: Now is not the time to lose faith. You must go into the real world and make sure it happens.

???: Yes master...

*leaves*

(Outside the chamber)

*The hooded man looks up into the sky*

???: I wish it didn't have to come to this. But it's the only way to prevent them from harming the forest.

*the hooded man leaves for a nearby town*

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(In town)

*The Hooded man enters a bar*

???: I'm looking for a fireman.

bar tender: Your request will be fulfilled within the hour.

*loud noise in the background*

???: ...

bar tender: Sure is noisy tonight.

???: What's so facinating about these bars?

bar tender: I may just take offense to that sir!

???: ...

bar tender: You gonna chat? I've got all night.

???: Um... I've noticed...you...clean those cups a lot...

bar tender: Not much of a socializer, are you?

???: ...

*bar tender looks at clock*

bar tender: Follow me to the back room.

*cloaked person follows into the room*

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bar tender: He's in here.

Fireman: Hello.

???: Hello, Sir Fireman.

Fireman: You have a job for me?

???: Are you familiar with the Serenes Forest?

Fireman: It was officially recognized as a small country not too long ago.

???: Yes. The mission is concerning the ruler, Vincent.

Fireman: Want me to clip his wings?

???: ...

Fireman: I'll take this as a yes. This will all cost you 1,000,000 gold.

???: My master will pay you when the job is done.

Fireman: You got it.

*begins to leave*

???: Wait!...

Fireman: What now?

???: Never mind...

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(the hooded man is wandering the streets of sienne)

???: Now all i can do is wait.

Noble: You there!

???: ...me?

Noble: Yes, you dropped this.

*he gives the man a locket*

???: Ah... how embarrassing. Thank you.

Noble: I didn't mean to pry, but I couldn't read the inscription on there.

???: That's not unusual. It's written in galdrar.

Noble: May I ask your name sir?

???: *looks at locket*

Arc.

Noble: Fine. I am Noble.

Arc: ...Noble the Noble?

Noble: Yes, I was just made the Duke in charge of West Sienne. As you can imagine, I'm pretty wealthy.

Arc: I'd think so.

Noble: Master Arc, would you join me for some dessert? I'm rather lonely tonite to be quite honest.

Arc: I've nothing else to do. Sure.

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*They're eating slices of pie*

Noble: So where's home for you?

Arc: I suppose you can say the Forest.

Noble: I was thinking about taking my chidren for a visit to those new theraputic spas.

Arc: You're a pretty young guy. How many do you have?

Noble: *takes out photograph*

I have a son and daughter. Little Hanz is going to be a great fighter one day. Naturally I'll leave my villa to him.

Arc: What about your daughter?

Noble: She has an illness. We try to keep her away from others...

Arc: ...I'm sorry to hear that.

Noble: My little Bianchi... and the worst part of it all is that their mother blames me. But It's incurable...

Arc: ...nothing is incurable.

Noble: Now, you wouldn't be trying to get my hopes up would you?

Arc: It's simple... you just need to visit the king of Ser...

*remembers*

Noble: Huh?

Arc: I'm sorry milord, I forgot something I need to take care of. Thanks for the dessert.

*leaves*

Noble: Ah, I should go home as well.

*As he leaves, he passes two kids at a booth*

Boy: I'm sure dad will be here soon. Don't cry, kay?

Girl: O-Okay.

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*Arc is speeding up the path to the forest, praying its not too late*

*Above him is a pegasus rider flying away*

Man: Hey, where are you going so fast?

Arc: Can't chat, gotta go.

Man: Hold it sonny, i just need a few moments of your time.

Arc: You don't understand! If I don't get in there fast, many people can die!

Man: What?

Arc: Get out of my way or I'll shoot you.

*draws arrow*

Man: *draws sword*

I hoped it wouldn't have to come to this. Hand over your money and you won't get hurt.

Arc: ...

*he fires a perfect shot, right through the heart*

*man drops dead*

*Arc disappears into the forest*

Pegasus Rider: Holy crap! What's his deal? I'll just follow him and make him come to his senses.

*she flies back to the forest*

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Arc: Please don't let it be too late...

Vincent: ZZZZzzzz....

*he's sleeping if you didn't catch that*

Arc: Where's that Fireman?

Fireman: Right here. *draws blade*

Arc: We can't move on with this. I'll pay you 10000 gold right now to stop.

Fireman: Sorry, I already recieved my payment.

Arc: From who!?

Hooded man: I knew you would try and mess things up Arc.

Arc: Master, if we do this, then many innocents WILL die! The Forest is the only way for them to heal themselves!

Hooded man: But at what cost? They will destroy it just like they have done before. Its written that the forest will be burned many a time throughout history. How many more times till the Herons are truly gone?!

Zephrion: But wait, if you kill the king, then there won't be any left anyway!

Hooded man: How long have you been there little boy?

Zephrion: um...

Fireman: Shall I take him out too? I'll do it for free.

Hooded man: ...very well. Once you do that, then you can take care of the traitor.

Zephrion: Ah!

Arc: *takes blow*

Run kid!

*A young Zephrion runs into the darkness*

Fireman: It's easier to take you out first anyway.

Arc: This doesn't have to go down like this!

Fireman: Yeah it does!

*lunges*

*A flash, and the knife blades rip into Arc's torso and blood spills over the surrounding area*

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(The children left the diner to find their dad)

Boy: We should wait here for him...

Girl: No! Daddy's in trouble, we need to find him now!

Boy: How do you even know that?

Girl: My fox sense is telling me!

Boy: You actually believe in that crap?

Girl: It's not crap! It's true!

(the two stumble across the body of that man who tried to mug arc.)

Boy: Dad!?

Girl: It's all your fault! If we left sooner he'd be here!

*fast footsteps came from the forest*

Zephrion: *pant*

Think I lost him...

*Just then Arc and Fireman ran out still fighting*

Fireman: Clever trying to get me out of the forest...

Arc: ...

*the hooded man appears*

Hooded man: Finish him up Fireman.

???: Hey buddy!

*flap flap*

Pegasus rider: Hey archer dude! You can't just go around shooting people!

Arc: *struggling*

Not... now...!

Boy: It was you?!

Girl: You killed my dad!

Arc: huh? *he gets stabbed*

Fireman: You're the best prey in years. Too bad it'll be over so soon.

Zephrion: I'll stop him!

*aims wind blast at Fireman, but misses*

Pegasus rider: Hey! Watch it!

*she gets hit by it and falls off her mount by a total of 10 meters*

Hooded man: You can't stop what's happening Arc.

Arc: (I've only got one chance...)

Your right...

*in a split second he fires a bolt that pierces the hooded man*

*the sound of glass breaking screeched in the still night*

Hooded man: ...

*holds shards in his hand*

Arc: heh... got it.

Hooded man: You realise that these years of preparations... have just vanished into nothing?

Zephrion: What's going on?

Hooded man: It will take a decade for another one to appear!!!

Arc: I know.

Hooded man: ...so that's how you want to play? I'll ensure that you'll never interfere again Arc.

Arc: Dying's hard enough having to listen to this.

*he spits up a little blood*

Hooded man: You'll have company in the afterlife. I'll send these children away with you.

*He forms a ball of light*

???: I don't think so Jyo.

Hooded man: The sleeping beauty awakens...

Vincent: Gay joke, ha ha. Get out of my domain jyosua.

Jyosua: Why? This is the perfect oppurtunity to kill multiple birds with one stone.

Arc: ...if you kill Vincent without that amulet... then you won't be able to accomplish your mission asshole...

Jyosua: I'll settle for just you then.

Arc: Fine...

Vincent: Noone else will die here tonite.

*he chants something*

Jyosua: Ahh... *he's in pain*

*and so is fireman, and arc*

Vincent: The March of Sins. It causes considerable pain to anyone who's soul is warped. Leave now or I'll break out into another chorus.

*Fireman flees*

Jyosua: ...I thought you would understand most Arc.

Arc: I guess we'll see each other again in 10 years.

*jyosua warps*

Vincent: You're pretty banged up.

Arc: ...So I'm not dead yet?

Vincent: It's in your best interest to spill everything. Now.

Arc: Mkay, but this is stuff that these kids shouldn't hear...

*Vincent sings the others to sleep*

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Arc: So let's begin...

My name is Arc. I was working with master Jyosua because it was our goal to save this forest.

Vincent: Is it in danger?

Arc: It is. The only way to save it was to cut out contact with all other countries.

Vincent: And how were you planning on doing that?

Arc: Well, you should know what would happen if you died. Jyosua would have been crowned Heron King. But he needed that rock to do it.

Vincent: I don't follow.

Arc: He's your half-brother, correct? Well because he's part raven, he needed that stone to recieve the Heron's blessing, making him the new King of Serenes. Fortunately, he can't use it while you're around.

It's like one of those objects we see from time to time that draw a person's strength from within.

Vincent: You said something about cutting of ties with the other countries... how was he going to do that?

Arc: He was going to use a song... Can't remember which, but it will physically separate this continent.

Vincent: He was going to tear this land from the others?

Arc: More like the other way around.

Vincent: ...Foolish brother. Is there anything else you can tell me? Like why else did you do this?

Arc: I had a more personal reason than just saving the forest.

...It has to do with this.

*he shows the locket*

Vincent: It says "Regina". I've heard that name somewhere before...

Arc: I'm sure you have...

Vincent: What's wrong now? You're not gonna die on me here are you?

Arc: I'm not done just yet. What I'm concerned with is all the bad things I've done up to this point. I have peerless aim when it comes to a bow, at the cost of how many lives?

Vincent: What do you want me to do about it?

Arc: I know Herons Galdrar can heal the soul... I was hoping...

Vincent: The healing galdrar isn't strong enough for someone like you.

Arc: ...

Vincent: There's an alternative. I can't heal your soul, but I can make you forget everything.

Arc: You mean my memory will be wiped?

Vincent: Not wiped... more like misplaced.

Arc: Anything's better than this. Just make sure I can get this back before 10 years is up. There won't be another chance to take your brother down I'm sure.

*The Heron King uses a galdrar noone has heard before. It will only be heard once more.*

*arc topples over*

Vincent: Now where to put it... *spies potato*

How crude... oh well.

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Fireman: Ha... that was close.

???: Are you by chance the Fireman?

Fireman: Who wants to know?

???: It is my master's wish that a certain Noble be silenced... but not right away.

Fireman: I'm listening...

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End of Act 1

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Act 2

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*Boy wakes up*

Boy: nnng...

Dad!!

*He runs to where his dad lay*

Boy: Why...?

*3 others wake up*

Zeph: I'm hungry...

Peg rider: Nice to meet you, my name's... uhh...

Zeph: Um, I'm sorry I knocked you off your mount...

Peg rider: Mount?

Girl: Yeah, you had a big flying horse! And while I'm here, *grabs the rider's pants and reaches in*

Girl: Your undies say your name is... Kiryn.

Kiryn: Oh... thanks!

Boy: Fox, I told you not to reach into people's pants anymore.

Fox: But she needed it CGV!

Zeph: Hey, who's that short dude?

???: ZZZZzzzz...

Kiryn: He looks like a laguz...

Fox: It's a subhuman?

Zeph: My dad says that's not the proper name for them. They're laguz.

Fox: Who the hell cares?

CGV: ...

Kiryn: What's wrong guy?

CGV: I'm thinking what to do with our dad's body...

Vincent: I think a proper burial is in order.

CGV: Who're you?

Vincent: I only saved your lives last night. Or do you not remember?

Fox: Remember what?

*That sleeping dude woke up*

Vincent: (I didn't think this would happen... but I guess they all technically heard it all)

Nothing dear.

Zeph: My dad has some shovels we can borrow.

Vincent: Ah yes, the beorc who cut down trees and dug up perfectly good soil to find a hot spring.

???: Theraputic hot springs! :D

Vincent: ...shut up.

Kiryn: Your dad's rich?

Zephrion: Yah, but he doesn't like seeing my face. It's like he's more concerned with my brothers. He's gonna send me off to Ostia Uni this fall.

CGV: At least you have a dad...

Fox: Stop being so emo.

???: I can't feel mai ass!

Vincent: Shut up! Who are you anyway?

???: ...i dunno.

Fox: Well you look like a rabbit.

CGV: And quite obviously you're head is made of metal...

*??? hits his head on the tree next to him*

Kiryn: So we'll just call you Iron Bunny!

CGV: No, thats gay. Call him Armored Hare.

Fox: You're both being retarded. You're name is... Metal Rabbit.

*everyone murmurs in agreement*

Metal Rabbit: I prefer the name copurnakhus.

Fox: ...

CGV: ...

Kiryn: ...

Vincent: Plz shut up.

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*They buried the body of the fallen theif, leaving his sword sticking out of the grave*

Zeph: You gonna be alright man?

CGV: y-yeah.

Fox: Even if he was a theif, he was still cool. He bought me booze.

Kiryn: ?

Fox: Relax, I sold it to the bums in the allies for an enourmous sum.

CGV: By that she means she watch grown men beat the shit out of each other so they can get some liquor.

Fox: Same thing... duh!

Metal Rabbit: I'm a cavalier!!

Zeph: No your not.

Metal Rabbit: I'm a soldier!!

Kiryn: Nope.

Metal Rabbit: I have brain damage!!

Fox: Good boy! *feeds doggy treat*

Metal Rabbit: I'm a heron hunter!!

CGV: Okay, it was funny before but...

Metal Rabbit: No, look!!!

*he points out a band of sellswords entering the forest*

Vincent: Damn, I have to go.

CGV: Why?

Vincent: Because when a ruler's castle is attacked, they gotta be there to defend it. Unless they were screwed up in the head of course.

*leaves*

Metal Rabbit: Goodbye talking hedgehog! :D

Kiryn: Hey... that heron can't fight off those mercenaries on his own!

Zeph: What do you suggest we do then? We can't fight.

Metal Rabbit: Of course we can fight! This is an RPG, and as everyone knows, the main characters are kids who can use weapons and stuff!

Fox: What?

Metal Rabbit: Oh noez, I broked the 4th wall! :D

CGV: ...

*grabs sword out of grave*

C'mon!

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CGV: Okay, i'll take out that big guy with the low speed.

*he attacks, he hits*

Hunter: WTF?!

*he hits back harder*

CGV: Ah... so much for the weapon triangle...

Zephrion: I'll help!

*summons tiny tornado*

CGV: *gets caught*

Not helping!

Metal Rabbit: BBBBUUUUUUUUURRRRRAAPP!!

Kiryn: ...how graceful.

Fox: Look though! He spit up items!

*picks up sword*

Kiryn: Hey! *picks up bow*

Fox: I guess this guy isn't as horrible as we thought.

Metal Rabbit: I have tapeworm! :D

*The party together managed to kill the hunter*

Hunter: At least... everyone will know the name of rudolf the hunt...

*dies*

Zeph: What'd he say?

*everyone shrugs*

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Head hunter: Hey it's the purty heron!

Hunter: Let's capture it and have sex with it!

Vincent: ...I'm male you faggots.

Hunter: That's okay, jeremy can have you over there!

*points*

jeremy: *winks at vincent*

Vincent: ...

???: Hold it!!

*the party of kids pop out of the trees*

CGV: Alright, let's go!

*nobody moves*

CGV: ...what are you waiting for?

Fox: You first.

Head hunter: Ha! You kids are real noobz, cuz none of you can damage us with those weapons!

Fox: He's right... dammit.

Metal Rabbit: BUUURRRAP!

Fox: Did he spit up anything?!

Zeph: ...he spit up a squirel's head.

Metal Rabbit: *huggles Fox*

*whack*

Fox: Get off of me!

Vincent: This is going nowhere fast...

Metal Rabbit: *passes gas*

Kiryn: God! Is that what squirels smell like?!

CGV: Look more items!

*Fox picks up a fire tome and MR picks up a bow*

CGV: Why a bow? You can't possibly know how to use-

*a bolt fires into jeremy's penorz*

jeremy: :(

Metal Rabbit: lol, poetic justice is funny.

Fox: I dunno how to use it, but it's our last hope!

*casts fire*

*Head hunter dodges*

Ha!

*the fireball hit a tree, causing the forest to burst into flames*

Hunter: It burns!!!

Head hunter: I'm no filthy beast man! Fire has no effect-

*tree collapses and beans him in the skull*

Vincent: ...lolz.

CGV: We're all gonna die! And noone forget that this is Fox's fault!

Fox: *whistles*

Metal Rabbit: Is that fire I smells?

Kiryn: No duh retard.

*Metal Rabbit jumps into the air and sucks up all the fire liek spaghetti*

Zeph: o_o

CGV: O_o

Fox: O_O

Vincent: ._.

Kiryn: C-c-combo Breaker!

*he drops back to the ground*

Metal Rabbit: Can I have some carmel?

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Vincent: Well you managed to save the forest. You also managed to set everything on fire.

Fox: Aww, it was nothin'.

Vincent: I have an idea... since none of you have anywhere to go, I'll let you stay here in the forest. On the condition that you protect it.

CGV: Sounds fair to me.

Zeph: Oh crap, i gotta get home...

*leaves*

Metal Rabbit: Hey! It's a flying horse!

Kiryn: Idiot! There's no such thing!

CGV: No, he's right. It's a pegasus!

Kiryn: It's so pretty!

(So for the next few years, they all lived in the forest as mercenaries.)

(Zephrion left for Uni, but he returned home after being expelled two months later because he destroyed the ultimate calculator when he tried to divide by zero. His dad disowned him and he became a part of the group.)

(Of course, there's one more person who joined up.)

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(A month after the mercenaries were formed)

*Fireman stands over Noble's body*

*smokes pipe*

Jyosua: Nicely done.

Fireman: What the hell do you want?

Jyosua: I payed you for your services last time, correct?

Fireman: What's your angle perv?

Jyosua: Your job's not done. Your mission was to kill Vincent. Since the next window will be in 10 years, I want you to get close to him and wait it out for when the time comes.

Fireman: ...fine.

*leaves*

Woman: Noble!

Jyosua: Hmm?

Woman: You... subhuman! You killed my husband! My son will slaughter your kind when he becomes duke!

Jyosua: *gets idea*

*sings galdrar*

Woman: ._.

*she's like hypnotized*

Jyosua: You're daughter will be the next duke.

Woman: ._.

Jyosua: Toying with morons is fun.

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End of Act 2

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(Present time)

Fox: Are they here yet?

CGV: No.

Fox: ...now?

CGV: NO!

Fox: .....................NOW?!

CGV: You want me to lock you in your room again?

Fox: Last time didn't count. I was asleeping.

*A flap of wings*

Fox: Hey, it's Kiryn!

Kiryn: *hugs fox*

How long has it been?

Fox: Idk, a year?

???: I think that was a rhetorical question.

CGV: Hey Zeph!

Zephrion: That's professor Zeph to you.

CGV: I guess the narrator will have to change your name then.

???: What is it with you and breaking the 4th wall?

CGV: Oh, its you...

Metal Rabbit: They get a friggn welcome wagon and all I get is "Oh, its you..."?

Fox: I take it the english lessons helped?

Metal Rabbit: My head hurts from talking like a sane person...

Zephrion: So who else are we waiting on?

CGV: Fireman I guess.

Fireman: *from behind*

You called?

CGV: Dude! Don't do that!

Fireman: Suprises are fun.

*gives MR a walnut*

Metal Rabbit: Can I eat it?

Fireman: Go ahead.

*he eats it and his head explodes*

Fox: ...

Zephrion: ...

Kiryn: Ah well, he had a good run.

Metal Rabbit: My head feels bomby.

*pulls head out of magician's hat*

Kiryn: Still doing the slapstick?

Metal Rabbit: Still being a lesbian?

*kiryn hits him on the crown, knocking him out cold*

CGV: Let's move inside, kay?

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(Somewhere out in Goldoa)

Hooded man: Why did it have to appear in Goldoa?

Dragon: Hey! Trespassing is a capital offense! Leave or I'll execute you here!

Hooded man: Stay out of my way, I'm looking for something.

Dragon: I'm serious!

Hooded man: IIRC, it's only 3 inches thick...

Dragon: *transforms*

Take this!

Hooded man: *turns around and faces him*

How is it that you're able to speak english even though you transformed? I never got why laguz do that.

Dragon: ...I guess you have a point. It really doesn't make sense. I mean, laguz can communicate using noises, but how the hell can beorc understand us like this?

Hooded man: Exactly!

Dragon: ...wait! No more small talk, prepare to die!

Hooded man: I think I already looked here...

*dragon uses breath*

*The figure warped behind him and used a devastating light spell and since dragons are slow as shit, he doubles*

Hooded man: ...there it is!

*picks up glass object*

*he fiddles with it*

Hooded man: now if i do this...

*the clear object turned purple, which isn't a good sign*

Hooded man: Let's try...

*a dark mist surrounds the dragon*

*The dragon is duplicated, but of course he's evil now. even a toddler can figure that out, so why the fuck is this in the narrative?*

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(19 years ago from the present)

Man: I shouldn't have left... It was stupid to think I'd survive up here...

*falls to knees*

Man: These trees are mocking me...

???: Trees are impartial. They only hate you if you try to burn them.

Man: You... are you?

???: Ah, you're from the underworld too.

Man: But your tribe left decades ago.

???: And I'm the only one left I'm afraid.

Man: Surely you can't be serious.

???: I am. And my name's not shirley.

Man: It's been so long... care to remind me of your name?

???: I am Regina, queen of foxes. And you?

Man: You can see what I am. But... my name's Archysis.

Regina: That's a long name for the narrator to type. How about I just call you Arc?

Arc: That's fine too...

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(Present time)

*metal rabbit's still unconcious*

Vincent: AHEM!!

*still sleeping*

Vincent: ...WAKE UP NOW.

*nothing*

Vincent: *grabs rock and smashes head in*

*he moved... just kidding*

Vincent: Dear goddess... they don't call him metal for nothing.

Metal Rabbit: AH! Who's there?!

o_o

Vincent: It's me you idiot.

Metal Rabbit: You here for the party?

Vincent: Actually, I came for you.

Metal Rabbit: You'll never take me alive! *jumps into tree and hisses*

._.

Vincent: *uses light magic*

*knocks him out of the tree*

Vincent: Now listen VERY CAREFULLY.

Metal Rabbit: ._.

Vincent: When the time is right, use these two items.

*He hands MR a potatoe and a locket*

Metal Rabbit: Lol, I'm an idiot and that doesn't make sense to me.

Vincent: ...

*leaves*

Metal Rabbit: I'll go to the party.

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(inside the base while that was happening)

CGV: I can't believe it's been 10 years.

Kiryn: I know what you mean, life's gone by pretty quickly for some of us.

Zephrion: Cept Fox and Fireman. They haven't shown any signs of aging in a while.

Fox: ...

Fireman: What do you think I spend my money on?

Metal Rabbit: Male dancers ._.

CGV: Ha, gay joke.

Metal Rabbit: It's still funny after all these years.

Kiryn: ...no it's not.

Zephrion: C'mon, give him a little credit.

CGV: I've got booze in the cabinet.

Fireman: Already looked in there. Nothing interesting.

*goes upstairs*

CGV: ...

Zephrion: I didn't come here to get wasted.

Kiryn: C'mon, a little drop won't hurt.

Metal Rabbit: That's what she said.

Kiryn: NO MR, that's not what she said! Now stop jerking around!

*waits for her to leave the room with CGV and Zeph*

Metal Rabbit: ...that's what she said.

Fox: ...

Metal Rabbit: What's wrong? Don't recognize me?

Fox: I didn't know you wore jewelery.

Metal Rabbit: I don't. Vincent told me to wear it.

Fox: What does it say?

Metal Rabbit: Idk.

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(at the top of the base, Fireman's smoking a pipe)

Fireman: *puff*

(He's going into a flashback of his own)

Fireman: So when did you want him dead? It'll have to be within the next 20 years. I'm not young forever you know.

Jyosua: We can't do anything for 10 years. Not until I get another amulet. Here's the thing... he cannot die until then either.

Fireman: How do you mean?

Jyosua: You have to assimilate into the group that Vincent took in. You need to secretly protect Vincent.

Fireman: This is gonna cost big.

Jyosua: Money is no object.

Fireman: I like your style.

Jyosua: There's one other thing though... I need you to keep that idiot of theirs alive.

Fireman: Sorry, you're gonna have to narrow it down.

Jyosua: ...the rabbit.

Fireman: Okay... then he dies with vincent?

Jyosua: No. When the time comes, he will come back to me.

Fireman: *lights pipe*

Jyosua: ...I'd be remisce if I didn't ask this, but I think the rabbit may have a locket of sorts. Bring it to me.

Fireman: *puff* Would you like some fries with that?

Jyosua: This is no laughing matter. Tellius's future stakes on this.

(end flashback)

Fireman: *puffs*

*empties pipe and goes back in*

Metal Rabbit: Hi Fireman.

Fireman: Piss off.

Metal Rabbit: How'd you know I had to pee? :o

Fireman: ...

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Fox: ...i guess I could read the paper...

*opens up paper*

Fox: Holy crap!

CGV: What's up?

Fox: ...look.

*he reads*

CGV: No wai... I never thought that would happen.

Fox: "Famed Idiot Duchess murdered by nameless husband".

CGV: Hika was arrested and sentenced to life in prison. Why'd he do such a stupid thing?

Article: "Famed Idiot Duchess murdered by nameless husband"

Main Point:

Three nights ago, the murder of duchess bianchi occured in her bedroom late at night.

The main suspect is one Hikarusa, her bodyguard and husband. Rumors have stated before

that the couple has been having marriage issues, other rumors say that the dutchess called

in laguz males off the street to "pleasure" her.

The murder:

The murder happened three nights ago after midnight. Sages believed that she was poisoned.

The poison was derrived from dragonroot grass, which the suspect had in his possesion on said night.

They have the grass because they have a wyvern to feed as well. The poison was reportedly ground up in her

drink, which she had before enagaging in whatever she could have been doing that night. Experts have tested

her beverage and found traces of dragonroot.

The trial:

The trial for Hikarusa begins today, and will most likely be finished today. If convicted,

he may very well spend the remainder of his days in prison.

Because the dutchess was an only child and an orphan, and because she had no children of her own,

her position as dutchess of west sienne will most likely go to her only living relative: her uncle

Maxwell.

*they finish reading*

Fox: Damn... that's two less faces we'll see.

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3.8

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(Everyone's together)

Zephrion: A toast, to 10 long years!

*everyone raises glass*

Metal Rabbit: Has anyone seen my potato?

Kiryn: Dinner hasn't been served yet, numnuts.

Metal Rabbit: No, it's not for eating.

CGV: What the hell would you have a potato for unless you wanted to eat it?

Kiryn: Knowing him, he'd stuff it down his pants for the hell of it.

Metal Rabbit: Poos and giggles! :D

Kiryn: ...lovely.

(Everyone's happy and all)

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(Bianchi's mansion, that night)

Maxwell: Here's to my departed niece. Ha.

*takes a drink*

???: It's a little late to drink, isn't it Lord Maxwell?

Maxwell: It's you. Care for a glass Master Jyosua?

Jyosua: No thank you.

Maxwell: Where is our third member?

Jyosua: He couldn't make it tonight.

Maxwell: Ah, he's still with them.

Jyosua: For now.

Maxwell: Just think, only two nights remain. Then neither of our species will have to interact again.

*takes drink*

Jyosua: Believe me, I can't wait either.

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End of Act 3

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(18 years ago from the present)

Regina: There he is again...

Arc: That beorc fellow?

Regina: Yeah...

*sigh*

Arc: I hate to delve into other's affairs, but the goddess forbids cross-specie mating.

Regina: I'm the last fox, and it's not like there's anyone else.

Arc: ...do you want me to wrangle the man for ya?

Regina: Please do.

*arc leaves*

Man: ...huh?

*gets KOed*

*Arc drags the unconcious man back into the forest*

Arc: There you go.

Regina: Hmm... he seemed more handsome from afar... but I'm starved for it.

Arc: I'm gonna go see about that loony beorc who's digging up land to find water.

*leaves*

*Barry White music plays*

(An hour later)

*the man wakes up alone*

Man: Uh... did I just get raped? Not again.

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(Mercenary base, present)

CGV: So who's coming with us?

*everyone raises their hand*

Metal Rabbit: I want the number 2 plain.

Fox: We're not getting McDonalds you idiot. We're visiting Hika in prison.

CGV: Where's Fireman?

Kiryn: Haven't seen him since last night.

Zephrion: He musta left before dessert.

CGV: ...well let's go.

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(Prison)

Guard: Hey mutha-****a! You got some mutha-****in visitors!

Hika: ...why is Samuel L. Jackson a prison guard in a fan fic?

*the party enters*

Fox: Was that Samuel L. Jackson?

Hika: Yeah.

CGV: How are you holding up?

Hika: I have to pee in front of the gay prisoners. It's not comfortable.

Zephrion: So why'd you do it Hika?

Hika: I couldn't just hold it in, it's not healthy...

Zephrion: I meant why'd you kill Bianchi?

Hika: Oh... It wasn't me.

Kiryn: And who did it then?

Hika: I can't prove it, but these pictures I took show who the true murderer was.

*shows*

Zephrion: ...no way... are you serious? Why would...

CGV: Lemme see... whoa...

Metal Rabbit: I wanna look too.

*they show him*

Metal Rabbit: All I see is Bianchi. Where's the killer?

Hika: You're looking at her.

Zephrion: ...but why?

Hika: Idk. What happened was she got up at night and put dragonroot into her drink and left the room. I called after her and she wouldn't respond.

Zephrion: So why didn't you stop her?

Hika: I ran after her, but i tripped and hurt myself. That's how i got this...

*pulls down pants*

Metal Rabbit: ._.

Hika: I landed on a baselard. It left a bad scar on my leg.

Fox: A baselard? Doesn't that belong to Fireman?

Hika: Oh... yeah I guess.

Fox: ...

Hika: ...

Fox: Well why was it there?

Hika: It's probable that she didn't just cheat on me with cat boys.

Metal Rabbit: Go on...

Kiryn: So you were ok with it?

Hika: Yeah, sometimes we had 3 ways.

Metal Rabbit: Go on...

Hika: It wasn't all bad though, I got alot of catgirls.

Metal Rabbit: Go on...

Hika: That's it.

CGV: And you say you didn't do it?

Hika: Yep.

CGV: Well see ya!

Zephrion: Aren't we gonna clear his name?

Fox: Maybe another episode... we're going back now.

Zephrion: C'mon, he's our friend.

Metal Rabbit: I'll help!

Zephrion: See? He has more spirit than you!

Kiryn: He's high from the pot fumes coming from the cell across the hall.

Look at him!

*MR's doing the carameldansen*

Zephrion: C'mon!

Hika: I bet you could talk to her uncle. He might let you crash at the mansion. He's still not a duke yet.

Zephrion: Free food guys!

CGV: Alright, you had me at free.

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(Bianchi's mansion)

Butler: Master Maxwell, you have guests.

Maxwell: Who are they? Are they after my title?

Butler: They're friends of your departed niece.

Maxwell: Oh... well show them in.

*butler leaves*

(Other room)

Kiryn: Wow, this place hasn't changed in years.

*Maxwell enters*

Maxwell: Actually, we finished installing a home theater system.

CGV: bye.

*leaves*

Maxwell: And we have a complete library.

Zephrion: ._.

*leaves*

Fox: Do you have a gaming library?

Maxwell: Upstairs to the right.

*she leaves*

Metal Rabbit: I gotta go to the bathroom.

Maxwell: There's one over there.

Metal Rabbit: I know where one is, thanks.

*leaves*

Maxwell: Ha... now that they're all separated, they'll be easy targets.

*maniacal laughter*

Kiryn: ._.

Maxwell: *continues*

Kiryn: Um, I'm standing right here. I heard all of that.

Maxwell: Oh... well enjoy yourself.

*leaves*

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(On the roof)

Metal Rabbit: whoo... it's chilly tonight.

*he sits down on the roof toilet*

Metal Rabbit: ._.

Bianchi: Hey MR.

Metal Rabbit: Hey Bianchi.

Bianchi: ...

Metal Rabbit: ...

Bianchi: ...

Metal Rabbit: I know we're close and all, but can you not be in the room when I make a dookie?

Bianchi: I really can't go anywhere right now.

Metal Rabbit: Fair enough.

Bianchi: So are the others here?

Metal Rabbit: Yeah, we're investigating Bianchi's murder.

Bianchi: Oh noez, what happened?

Metal Rabbit: She was poisoned and she died. Hika's in jail.

Bianchi: But he couldn't have poisoned me...

Metal Rabbit: Well I guess that's why were here.

Bianchi: No, he couldn't kill me if I'm still alive.

Metal Rabbit: Hmm... that makes sense. But I gotta get back to the others now.

*flushes roof toilet*

Later.

Bianchi: Come back soon! :D

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*doorbell rings*

Maxwell: Yes?

*opens door*

Jyosua: I need to make sure our plans are complete.

Maxwell: Very well. But be aware we have some guests.

Jyosua: I brought Fireman with me.

Fireman: ...

Maxwell: Then it's a party!

Fireman: I don't like parties. I just got back from one.

Kiryn: ...I'm still here...

Fireman: Who said that?

Metal Rabbit: Hey, Fireman!

*trips*

Jyosua: ?

Metal Rabbit: Damn you Sakurai! Why tripping?

Jyosua: Hello again, old friend?

Metal Rabbit: I know one giant bird, but ur not him.

Jyosua: It's been 10 years.

Metal Rabbit: Wha?

Jyosua: ...Don't you remember your old master?

Metal Rabbit: ...Master Cheif?

Jyosua: This is going nowhere, so I'll just do this:

*he takes out the amulet and makes a copy of MR*

*the two stare at each other*

Kiryn: COME ON! One of them is bad enough!

Jyosua: Right. Fireman, give me the item.

*Fireman gives Jyosua a potato*

Both MRs: That's mai potato! :D

*Jyosua uses it on the clone and force-promotes*

Metal Rabbit: Oooh... shiny!

Kiryn: ._.

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(Same room, which makes this redundant)

Arc: ...where am I?

Jyosua: Welcome.

Arc: Oh Jyosua, i'm afraid I'm all out of dastard repellent.

Jyosua: Stow the pleasantries. You're the clone, so you're under my control.

Kiryn: How exactly does that amulet duplicate people? And how can you controll them?

Jyosua: That's not important.

*drops amulet into plothole*

What's important is that he's under my control and he's stronger than any of you.

Fireman: ...

Metal Rabbit: So this guy's me? We look nothing alike!

Arc: We're the same person. How are you not getting this?

Kiryn: Just don't bother, he's pretty stupid.

Fireman: More like retarded.

Metal Rabbit: ._.

*CGV, Fox and Zeph come*

CGV: ._.

Fox: ._.

Zephrion: o_o

Metal Rabbit: .-.

Zephrion: So... what's going on?

Kiryn: The narrator's too lazy to reiterate what just happened, so read the last few scenes and you'll understand.

*hands scripts*

CGV: Oh... well that makes sense.

*draws sword*

Alright mercenaries, move out!

Fox: Fireman, C'mon!

Fireman: ...sorry.

Fox: Huh?

Kiryn: If you read the script like I told you, you'd already know that Fireman was never really on our side.

Fox: Thank you miss upity[/sarcasm].

Kiryn: No need for insults! Of course look at who I'm talking to, you're very existance is an insult to anything moral!

Fox: Bitch! I'll scratch your eyes out!

CGV: ._.

Fireman: ^_^

Maxwell: ...as entertaining as it is to see a cat fight in your own home, shouldn't we progress with the plot?

CGV: Oh right.

Well, if your not with us, then your an enemy!

Fireman: At this point I'd think that would be obvious.

CGV: -_-

(the fight starts)

Kiryn: Well, you may be evil but you're still a heron. Therefore you pale to arrows!

*fires*

*Jyosua dodges*

Fox: Fireman... why?

CGV: Don't speak to him, he's a traitor.

Fireman: ...

*Fox snipes with fire while CGV and Fireman are in a melee*

Zephrion: Um, are you an enemy too?

Maxwell: Yeah, I think so.

Zephrion: So are we gonna fight?

Maxwell: Hold on, i have to find my dark tome.

Zephrion: ._.

Arc: Draw your bow.

Metal Rabbit: ._.

*uses deadeye*

*arc parried with no effort*

Arc: You've got my skill... but your weapon is poor.

Metal Rabbit: It's a custom steel bow. I believe that silver and cross bows are for pussies.

Arc: That they are. But this beauty is a relic from the underworld. The angel bow, Seraphum.

*fires*

Metal Rabbit: Ugh..!

*takes heavy damage*

Maxwell: I found it!

Zephrion: Oh... ok.

Maxwell: Thank you for being patient.

Zephrion: Oh, NP.

Maxwell: Take this dastard!

*uses flux and misses*

Zephrion: You're skill really sucks. You should switch to wind magic.

*uses elwind and hit*

(so the combatants continue for like 20 minutes without murdering each other, and then...)

*knock*

Police: Open up!

Maxwell: Excuse me.

*opens door*

Police: This is the Royal Police, we've recieved complaints about a possible death match in this mansion.

Maxwell: As you can see officer, there is no such thing here.

Police: O rly? How come that deranged character has a weapon?

Jyosua: Me?

Metal Rabbit: No, they're always talking about me.

Maxwell: Uh... well...

CGV: Officer, we're not having a death match per se...

Officer: Aren't you the guy who keeps running from paying restaurant bills?

CGV: You're turn fox!

Fox: What he meant to say is that this is a role-playing club. We're pretending, right everyone?

*everyone nods*

Officer: ...alright, but keep it down.

*leaves*

Maxwell: That was close...

Jyosua: This is pointless. Let's cut and run.

*warps himself, fireman, arc and MR away*

Officer: What was that?

Maxwell: What was what?

Officer: Under the new charter of Sienne, there is to be no warping more than one individual at a time. You're the owner right?

Maxwell: In a few days...

Officer: That's close enough. Your coming with me!

Maxwell: This is ludicris!

*they leave*

CGV: ._.

Fox: What's that on the back of your shirt Kiryn?

Kiryn: *grabs*

It's a piece of paper.

Fox: Who put it there?

Kiryn: MR touched me on the back, but I thought he was trying to be fresh.

Zephrion: Well read it!

Note: Hey Kiryn!

I know its not orthodox to write messages in the middle of a death match, but since when was I that?

Anyway, I gotta tell you that I saw something wierd on the roof. Bianchi said she didn't see it though...

CGV: What? She's alive?

Fox: Keep reading:

Note:

She said it was all elaborate plan to steal the title. I think it's more nonchalant if you ask me.

I don't have much time, so yeah. Bye.

PS, your boobies look nice today ^_^

-MR

Kiryn: ._.

Fox: Huh?

Kiryn: Oh, should I be more suprised?

CGV: Let's get Bianchi!

*he and Fox leave*

Kiryn: ...

Zephrion: ...

Kiryn: ...

Zephrion: You know he's right. They do look nice.

Kiryn: >_>

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(???)

Metal Rabbit: Where we going?!

Jyosua: You're quite lucky I can't kill you.

Metal Rabbit: That's what my friends keep telling me.

Fireman: It's true.

*Jyosua and Fireman leave*

Arc: ...so this is what happens when i lose my memory?

*MR is picking his ear... and then smelling it*

Arc: Unbelievable...

Do you have any idea who you are?

Metal Rabbit: uh... my underpants say my name is... Zephrion.

Arc: *facepalm*

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CGV: There she is!

Fox: Bianchi!

Bianchi: If you're here to use the roof toilet, can you remember to flush? MR didnt.

Fox: Eww...

*CGV cuts her cage open*

Bianchi: Yay! Now instead of being locked in a cage, I can go play games for extended periods!

Fox: Yeah, about your game room...

CGV: We don't have time. Are you the real Bianchi?

Bianchi: I think ._.

Fox: Let's think about what we know:

The murdered Bianchi wasn't herself. She was probably a clone.

That Jyosua guy had the means and oppurtunity to make a clone.

Plus, her uncle is on their side. He'd have helped plan this.

(They all go downstairs)

Kiryn: Hey Bianchi!

Bianchi: Hey Kiryn, It's so nice to see you!!!

Zephrion: Well, what now?

CGV: We need to find wherever they've taken MR.

Fox: Can't we leave him though?

CGV: No, we gotta kill the bad guys, even if we don't actually know what their plan is.

Zephrion: Let's bust Hika out of prison. We're probably gonna need whatever help we can get.

Butler: Excuse me, but could I come?

CGV: Lemme guess, you're a retired veteran knight?

Butler: No sir, I'm but a simple servant.

CGV: ...no fighting ability?

Butler: No.

Fox: Well what can you do?

Butler: I can make tea.

CGV: ...

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End of Act 4

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(17 years in the past)

Regina: Oh...

Arc: Keep breathing, you're almost there...

Regina: Can you see it?

Arc: I see a head.

*Narrator presses Fast Forward button*

Arc: It's a girl...

Regina: Hah... ha...

Arc: You don't look so good...

Regina: I-I'm fine...

Arc: Well what are you gonna name her?

Regina: ...Fox the fourth.

Arc: Won't kids tease her?

Regina: She's a branded, what more will they do to her?

Arc: Point taken.

*he wraps the baby up in cloth*

Regina: .....

Arc: Regina?

Regina: I don't think I can take it...

Arc: Keep fighting, you can't die now!

Regina: Even if I lived, look at me down there! It's a fucking canyon!

Arc: ._.

ur right...

Regina: I can't take this pain... im sorry fox.

Arc: Is there anything you want me to do?

Regina: Yes, *hands him a list*

Arc: You made a list?

Regina: Just incase.

Arc: Okay. #1, Take the child to live with its father.

I can do that...

#2, Take my locket and give it to her when she's learned of her heritage.

#3, Vow to protect this forest.

#4, do the mexican hat dance...

huh?

Regina: Do it!

Arc: But it's so gay!

Regina: It's on my list!

*arc does it begrudgingly*

Regina: You'll do that other stuff, yes?

Arc: yeah...

Vincent: ...what the fuck?

Arc: Who're you?

Vincent: I should say the same to you.

Arc: I'm a guardian of the forest.

Vincent: I'm the king. Who's she?

Arc: She's the last pure fox in existance.

Regina: I'm Regina pleased to meet you.

Vincent: And I'm Vincent. Enjoy your stay in the forest.

*leaves*

Arc: We've been living here for 2 years you douchebag...

Regina: ...goodbye arc.

Arc: Bye...

*she passes*

Arc: Guess I gotta get working on this list...

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(Prison)

Samuel L. Jackson: *sleeping*

Mutha-****in snakes... I'll feed you my mutha-****in snake.

CGV: He's sleeping.

Fox: Ok, let's blow this place up!

*sets timebomb*

*EXPLODES*

Hika: WTF?

I should have known...

CGV: C'mon!

*Zeph, Kiryn and Bianchi enter*

Zephrion: ._.

Kiryn: Why the fuck did you blow the cell up?! We showed the warden Bianchi was still alive and he said you were released!!!

CGV: It's Fox's fault.

Fox: ._.

Hika: Bianchi! Your Ok...

Bianchi: Who's Bianchi?

Hika: I love ya you fucking retard...

CGV: So let's get out before we're all thrown in.

Fox: Maybe that wasn't such a great idea.

Zephrion: Noooo![/sarcasm]

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(???)

Jyosua: Only mere hours remain...

Fireman: As long as I get my gold.

*leaves*

Jyosua: ...

(memory sequence, long ago in the forest)

Vincent: Jyosua! Catch!

*throws ball*

*hits Jyosua*

Jyosua: Oww!

Vincent: Liven up little brother!

Jyosua: ...

Vincent: Cheer up! When we're older I'll go explore the world and you can take care of the forest.

Jyosua: Just like we promised.

*Another Heron comes into the clearing*

Heron: Vincent! Congratz on the title!

Vincent: Huh?

Heron: You've succeeded your grand father as the King of Serenes?

Vincent: I don't want to be.

Heron: You know we can't choose anyone else.

Vincent: But Jyo should be the king...

Heron: You're talking like I can do something about it.

*leaves*

Jyosua: ...

Vincent: I'm sorry Jyo...

*Jyosua leaves*

(back in that palace)

Jyosua: ...

*fireman returns*

Fireman: They're doing weird things in the holding cell...

Jyosua: ...

Fireman: ...

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(Cell)

Arc: So what do you remember?

Metal Rabbit: I can burp my ABC's.

Arc: Fantastic.

Metal Rabit: ... [burp]A[/burp]

Arc: You wanna here a story?

Metal Rabbit: Okayz.

(17 years ago)

Arc: This is where that man goes to every night.

*he cradles baby Fox in his arms*

Man: [burp]A[/burp]

Woman: I told you not to do that! You've woken up the baby!

Man: So?

Woman: ...

*arc enters the house*

Arc: Excuse me sir and madam...

Woman: Subhuman!

Arc: ._.

Man: What do you want?

Arc: I wanted to introduce you to your daughter.

*presents Fox*

Man: I only have a son...

Arc: Remember that night when you got KOed?

Man: Yep. Well no.

Arc: My mistriss had her way with you. You conceived a child.

Woman: What!? That's so fucking it! I'm leaving!

*she packs her things and leaves*

Man: Fine! You leave bitch!

Arc: ...

Man: So she's my kid?

Arc: Yep.

Man: Who was her mother?

Arc: She was a Fox Laguz.

Man: I never heard of that specie.

Arc: Whatever. Listen, when she's old enough, tell her to find me.

*end story*

Metal Rabbit: Do you know the muffin man?

Arc: ...no but there's another story I'd like to share with you.

Metal Rabbit: ._.

Fireman: No more stories.

*leaves*

Arc: Anyway...

Metal Rabbit: You heard the man, no more stories.

._.

Arc: ...

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(Outside Mercenary Base)

CGV: Yo Vincent!

*Vincent appeared*

Vincent: What's up?

CGV: We need to go to wherever your brother is holding out friend.

Vincent: Good for you.

Fox: ...aren't you gonna help us?

Vincent: Help you murder my brother? That's what you'll end up doing.

CGV: So?

Vincent: No.

Kiryn: But maybe this would be a good time to talk to him!

Vincent: Me and my brother haven't spoken in 10 years.

Kiryn: So you should patch things up!

Vincent: Tell me, do you even know what you're getting into?

Zephrion: Then tell us.

Vincent: ...my brother's methods are extreme. He wants to protect this forest, which is rightfully his.

He is going to kill me so he can assume the throne. Then he will separate the other countries from this one.

CGV: But if he does that...

Vincent: Then every other nation will die.

CGV: I was gonna say I wouldn't be able to visit the whorehouse in Sienne anymore.

Kiryn: Why will the other nations die?

Vincent: Because the Serenes Forest is a link to each part of Tellius. There exists a powerful energy under here.

Fox: ?

Vincent: Under here. I'm reffering to the underworld.

Zephrion: What's that?

Bianchi: Ooh! I know this one!

Vincent: Then enlighten us dear.

Bianchi: Umm, the way I was taught, the underworld was where Laguz tribes went to avoid the wars taking place between the Beorc and remaining Laguz.

So they could survive, the ancient goddess filled the underworld with the energy to keep those Laguz alive. She gave them water, a home, and powers unfathomable by normal people.

All because it was a reward for not taking part in the wars. They say though that the power diminishes when you leave to the surface.

Vincent: All of it's true.

Zephrion: So we're right now standing...

Vincent: Over the main section of the underworld. Underneath lies great catacombs inhabited by laguz who haven't been seen in eons.

CGV: This explains... alot. MR is really... a laguz from the underworld. Fox's mother was one too.

Hika: ...Vincent. Take us to where he is. You can have your chance with talking, and we'll come in if you fail.

Vincent: I was going to anyway... because I know something Jyosua doesn't.

Kiryn: What now?

Vincent: Regardless of how he does it, once the lands are separated then the other places are doomed. But the reverse holds true. If he succeeds in doing it, then the forest will die too.

Zephrion: Why didn't you tell him this before?

Vincent: Because my brother hates me. He should have been the king here, and I guess I felt guilty...

CGV: Well man up and grow a pair. Take us there!

Vincent: How bout plz?

CGV: ...plz.

*Everyone warps*

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5.6

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(Cell)

Arc: You like your friends?

Metal Rabbit: Yep. They feed me stuff and play games with me!

Arc: You won't like them for much longer...

Metal Rabbit: How's that?

Arc: That story I was gonna tell you... here it is.

When I left the underworld, it was to escape what I did.

I stole a sacred bow and killed all my friends.

The others wanted revenge on me, so I had to flee to the surface.

Metal Rabbit: ...why'd you kill your friends?

Arc: They were gonna do me in.

The underworld is a very powerful place, and because its cut off from the surface, its all Laguz down there.

Because of that, we're more violent. There is no place for morals in the underworld. It's a true hell. Kinda funny in a sick way actually.

Metal Rabbit: ...what does that have to do with me?

Arc: It's in your nature to kill anyone who gets close to you. After all, you're me aren't you?

Metal Rabbit: You didn't kill Regina.

Arc: ...When I came unto the surface world I lost my malice. For the two years I lived in the forest, my soul began to heal.

But now... old habits die hard.

Metal Rabbit: ...

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5.7

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(Jyosua's palace)

Vincent: Let's get a move on...

CGV: Kiryn, go find MR.

Kiryn: Why me?!

CGV: Cause it would be a shame to lose those breasts of yours. Lol.

*Fox hits him*

Fireman: Had a feeling you'd show up.

*CGV and Fox immediately run for him*

Fireman: Your friend's in the holding cell over that way.

*He escapes into another room with CGV and Fox*

*Kiryn goes to the cell*

Vincent: The rest of us will go...

Bianchi: I can't find it!

Hika: What now?

Bianchi: I dropped my lens...

Hika: ...go ahead and we'll catch up with you.

*Zeph and Vincent go through these bigass doors*

*Someone warps in*

Maxwell: The nerve of that officer! I'll fucking sue them!

Bianchi: Uncle?

Maxwell: How are you still alive? I mean hello my dear.

Hika: Can it, fatass. We know you tried to get rid of us.

Maxwell: Doesn't matter. Prepare to die, dear niece.

Bianchi: But why?

Maxwell: Because that dukedom should have been mine for 10 years.

Bianchi: My father, your younger brother got it. So what?

Maxwell: It was MINE!!!

Hika: ...I think I remember something...

It was over 20 years ago when you were found to be holding laguz slaves.

Maxwell: ...

Hika: You were in possession of a female Heron.

Maxwell: ...

Hika: And you and your brother Noble were senators. Did he know about the Heron?

Maxwell: Did he know about it? Ha. There's living proof that he "knew about her" standing next to you.

Hika: She's... a branded...

Maxwell: My brother called it a disease.

Hika: I always thought the disease had to do with her mentality.

Maxwell: Nope, she's stupid of her own accord. But she does have heron in her.

Bianchi: I know the next part! When you were stripped of your title you lost any chance of being a duke. Then my daddy got it years later!

Hika: How is it that you haven't exhausted your brain?

One thing bugs me... You never killed Noble yourself did you?

Maxwell: A fellow senator had engaged in laguz slavery. I held it over his head and told him if my brother wasn't killed when I was in prison then I'd make sure he came with me.

Hika: ...enough. I feel sick to my stomach listening to you you horrible man. Time to die!

Bianchi: But he's my uncle!

Hika: He wants to kill you!

Bianchi: ...

Hika: ...stay out of the way and leave it to me.

*Maxwell draws tome*

*He fires Eclipse at Hika and hits, leaving him with 1hp*

Hika: Damn, I can't believe I got hit with such an innacurate spell!

Maxwell: It's over.

*raises hand*

Bianchi: No!

*uses light*

Maxwell: *stunned*

Hika: Now's my chance!

*he runs up and activates stun*

(It's over like that)

Maxwell: I'll see you two in hell...

*dies*

Hika: ...let's get moving.

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5.8

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(We're with CGV and Fox now)

Fireman: Is that all you got?

CGV: Hya!

*lunges*

Fox: Stand still so I can burn you!

*uses elfire*

CGV: Damn traitor!

Fireman: It's your own faults for trusting me. I was never on your side.

CGV: Fuck you!

*He makes a cool slash, but Fireman blocks with two knives*

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5.9

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Jyosua: ...It's almost time.

(Shortest part ever, M I rite?)

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End of Act 5

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6.1

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(Cell)

Arc: Accept it.

Metal Rabbit: No!

Arc: You'll kill them with this bow probably.

*he hurls the bow at MR's feet*

Metal Rabbit: I don't want it. It's evil.

Arc: It's your destiny.

Kiryn: MR, don't listen! Jyosua's controlling him!

Arc: Nope. I'm doing this because I want to.

Kiryn: But your not supposed to be evil up on the surface!

Arc: Exactly.

Kiryn: !

Arc: Figured it out? This palace is in the underworld. I'm damn near invincible here.

Now kill her you weakling!

Metal Rabbit: ...

*he's shaking*

Arc: You can feel your past. Use the darkness!

Kiryn: MR...

Arc: Do it!

Kiryn: Don't listen to him!

Metal Rabbit: Ahh!!! O_O

*he picks up the bow and fires it*

...

Kiryn: !

Arc: ...heh.

*there's a bolt sticking in Arc's chest*

Metal Rabbit: ...You wanna know the difference between us Arc?

Arc: The 100 points of IQ?

Metal Rabbit: The difference is that although we've the same body, I'm no longer you. I'm me, and I won't ever hurt my friends.

*He fires another shot*

Metal Rabbit: So take your fucking past-

*fires again*

and shove it-

*fires*

up your ass!

*final shot*

Arc: ...

*Arc discinigrates because he's merely a copy, but as he goes, he looks sad...*

Metal Rabbit: ...

*sniff*

Kiryn: ...

*she goes over to him*

You're okay...

Metal Rabbit: *sniff*

Are we gonna go?

Kiryn: The final fight awaits...

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6.2

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(Fox and CGV again)

Fireman: ...

*dodges*

CGV: *pants*

Fight you damn coward!

Fox: Stop dodging us!

Fireman: ...?

Ah... it's time...

CGV: Yeah, time to die!

*Fireman blocks*

Fireman: What are we waiting for? Let's pay Jyosua a visit.

CGV: What do you mean you dastard?

Fireman: The final boss awaits.

*leaves*

Fox: ...let's come on.

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6.3

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(During those 3 battles)

Jyosua: Hello again Vincent.

Vincent: How are you Jyo?

Jyosua: ...Must we force ourselves to utter words we don't want to say?

Vincent: It's what beorc do.

Jyosua: I don't like beorc. They killed our mom, remember?

Vincent: And I've forgiven them.

Jyosua: You have no right.

Zephrion: ...huh?

Vincent: It was before I was made king. Our mother was next in line, but she was kidnapped and sold to a senator.

Jyosua: She apparently died of an illness not long afterwards.

Vincent: Then grampa was so depressed that he lost his only child... he forfeited the throne.

Jyosua: I was going to kill him after all this though. Maxwell I mean.

Vincent: He's passed on.

Jyosua: We weren't that different actually. We're both horrible beings who hate their brother who stole their throne.

Vincent: But you're not him. You can stop this. We don't have to fight!

Jyosua: Yes... this ends now!

*he uses a powerful light spell*

Vincent: Ahh!!!

Zephrion: *uses tornado*

*Jyosua took the full hit but it did nothing*

Zephrion: That's the one time I hit the right target with that spell and it did nothing.

._.

*Jyosua counters*

Zephrion: ...damn...

I can't take you on my own...

My dad was right I guess, I am a failure.

Metal Rabbit: You can't spell fail without I!

CGV: MR, that was a god awful cheer...

Fox: We're all here.

Fireman: ...

Hika: ...

Bianchi: :D

*she's a tad unaware what's going on*

Jyosua: This is it. Bring it!

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6.4

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CGV: Serenes Mercenaries, this is it! Give it your all!

Fox: Ooh, that was good. We have to win here!

Zephrion: Gotta make it count...

Kiryn: Ready!

Metal Rabbit: Yay for violence!!! :D

Fireman: Tables have turned...

Hika: Either way, I'll still go down famous.

Bianchi: You're right MR! It's so yay!

Jyosua: Fools!

*the fight begins*

*CGV, Fireman and Hika all attack from melee range*

*Kiryn, MR and Zeph attack from long range*

*Fox and Bianchi used long range healing and magic*

(This goes on for a few turns)

CGV: How can it be this hard to kill a single heron?

Jyosua: Don't forget that I get stronger from being in the underworld.

Zephrion: Oh yeah, I forgot.

*Jyosua's taken some damage that he can't recover, and he uses a bigass AOE attack*

CGV: Dammit!

Fox: I've got a fortify!

*Bianchi was blinded by the light and knocked the fortify out of Fox's hand... into the abyss*

Fox: ._.

Thank you for signing our death warrant Bianchi.

Metal Rabbit: ._.

*remembers his bow*

*he takes out the seraphum bow*

(that bow can OHKO Jyosua)

-_-

Here.

Kiryn: Huh?

Metal Rabbit: You take the shot. Just don't turn evil, plz?

Kiryn: ...

CGV: We could die at any time Kiryn, so now would probably be appropriate!

*Kiryn fires*

Jyosua: -_-

...thank you...

*he falls into the abyss, for good*

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6.5

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CGV: ...It's over.

Vincent: Oww...

Fox: Oh yeah, we forgot Vincent.

CGV: You ok?

Vincent: I can't feel my ass...

Metal Rabbit: Shut up! :D

Zephrion: Let's go back now, if you don't mind.

Vincent: Fine...

*everyone warps back to the serenes forest*

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6.6

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(In the base)

Vincent: I need to lie down...

Anyway, this is the part where we tie up any lose ends so does anyone have questions?

CGV: I do. Fireman, why'd you turn on Jyosua?

Fireman: I never worked for him.

CGV: The hell you didn't!

Fireman: All this time I've been waiting for the moment to stop that madman. I had to wait, I had to follow along.

CGV: But why?

Fireman: You may already know it, but there have been other Firemen before me. I wanted to stand out from the others by doing something awesome... but not just for money.

CGV: I'm sorry...

Fireman: Don't be. I deceived all of you the whole time.

Vincent: That's great. Now anything else? My back is killing me...

Metal Rabbit: .-.

*remembers*

This belongs to you, Fox.

*gives locket*

Fox: ...

Metal Rabbit: It belonged to your mother, Regina.

Fox: *there's a single tear going down her cheek*

Thanks...

*she hugs MR*

Metal Rabbit: :)

*feels her bra*

Vincent: Anything else!?

Kiryn: One thing. MR, why'd you give me the bow and let me take the final shot?

Metal Rabbit: Simple. You don't get enough action, or so say your "girlfriends".

Kiryn: ...normally I'd kill you. But not today.

Metal Rabbit: Will it suffice to say because you're my friend?

Kiryn: Yeah!

Vincent: That's fucking it. I'm retiring...

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Epilouge

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I'm not going to tell you what happened to all the characters. You gotta guess that yourselves.

I'm kidding:

CGV: He ran the mercenaries for years to come. He never lost a sword match against anyone. Atleast anyone with no skill.

Fox: She went solo for a while. She wanted to find out more about the underworld where she was descended. MR said the answer was in his pants. She smacked him.

Zephrion: He taught mathematics at Frelia university for many years. Most of his female students get A's. I wonder why.

Fireman: With his goal complete, he goes off and is never heard from again. Cept by alot of people. ...There he is now. *waves*

Kiryn: Kiryn finally settled down in Begnion. She hung up her weapons and began a diner that became very successful. Mainly cuz they had security guards.

Hika: Hika stayed with Bianchi and continued with their very strange sex life. He did become famous eventually. Not many men have had 3 ways with catgirls afterall.

Bianchi: She was dutchess for up till she died like 30 years after. She had a few kids, but we're still trying to determine the father.

Metal Rabbit: He went on a journey to find someone he hadn't seen in 5 years. He found her eventually. He just had to hit that again. Atleast he was happy.

Vincent: Vincent retired after, and then unretired. Over the years he became a real Douchebag. Then he got layed and everything was as it was supposed to be.

Those are some god-awful endings. lolz.

Closing statements:

I really did my best with this one. I'm proud.

But I can't help but wonder if I missed anything.

Even if i was quite thorough in the plot, ask me questions.

Positive feedback is what fuels my writing ability.

copyright 2008 by Metal Rabbit

for use only in the serenes forest site.

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Lolz, that was all kinds of epic. Plus it had a solid plot as well. Great job, totally worth it. ...I wish I could say more about it than a string of generic comments. >_>

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Those are some god-awful endings. lolz.

At least they weren't as god-awful as the last ones. >_> <_<

We should compile all these stories into a book or something, and sell it for $20. We'll all be rich! [Generic Evil Laughter]

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Made of WIN and EPIC! But shouldn't I have been declared queen? After all, my mother was the last one, so I should be the next. And the endings were fairly good, nothing wrong with them.

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But shouldn't I have been declared queen? After all, my mother was the last one, so I should be the next.

I thought you might say something to this effect...

I was gonna make either you or bianchi the queen of the forest, but pussied out and didn't show favoritsm.

or, it could be because I gave myself a deadline and I was exhausted at that point.

Also, it may not be best to explain everything in one go. If I ever do a third movie, then I have something in mind already.

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