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[spoiler=Chapter 11: Phantom Ship]

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CHICKEN WINGS GIVES YOU SPEED

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DAMMIT VALTER

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I'd say *insert sex joke here*, but that's not really mature

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I'M ON A BOAT

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Take notes, Sorin

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THE BOAT SPEAKS TO ME

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Soggy meat? Lovely...

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DA CREW

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RED DRAGONS

GG MOUSTACHE

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Oh yeah, we have Duessel

Or, thanks to ZM, Duracell

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THE HERO OF MAGVEL CAN DOUBLE

What a glorious sight *sniff*

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CHICKEN WINGS MAKES BEARD DOUBLE

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THE MOUSTACHE IS NOT AMUSED WITH YOU CRAP GARGOYLE

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The hell did you come from?

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ALL ABOARD!

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Wolverine had 13 health

Oh my

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DON'T CARE

I SEE FLUFFLES

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DEATHGOYLE

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DURaCELL: THE DISCHARGER OF DEATH

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THE HERO OF MAGVEL HAS FALLEN

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Looks like it

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That awesome moment when something has just enough damage to OHK

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PROTECT THE 'STACHE

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Stabbing something in the eye

Ouch

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Gotta get dat sword rank up

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I took this picture again

Why?

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THE BATTLEAXE isn't that good

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CRITCIA

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THE HERO OF SHITVELLE

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DEATHGOYLE NOT NOTHING ON DURACELL

*insert battery joke here*

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Surrounded by enemies with nowhere to walk?

Just another day in the office for General Beard

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DURACELL, LIVING UP TO THE BRAND's EXPECTATIONS

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THE BATTLEAXE THAT CAME DOWN FROM THE SKIES

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IF HE HAD ONE MORE POINT IN STRENGTH

JUST ONE MORE

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Oh my. You could actually hurt Beard

I'm impressed

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It's defence

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Honestly, I think Beard is set for the rest of the game at this rate

Maybe

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DURACELL; PROVING HIS SUPERIORITY OVER OTHER BATTERIES

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Maybe not

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THE BEST ALLY

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This is what caused Brophriam to get hit, by the way

Last enemy besides one, so eh

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"That useless person I need to get Fluffy"

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More power to you

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I HEAR THE RECRUITMENT THEME

FLUFFY/FLUFFLES/THE FUZZ :3

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Eh. Your +15 critical chance makes you decent

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No thanks to you

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You haven't got a choice

I talked to you, man

And plot demands it

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So much loyalty

Hope you're an asset Dozla, because you're part of the crew now

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Dozla has serious potential to become a pretty great powerhouse. His growths are pretty good for an axe user (50% STR, 40% SPD), and enemies in the game are generally slow (Did you know base Dozla doubles Lyon in the final chapter? Yeah.).

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Dozla has serious potential to become a pretty great powerhouse. His growths are pretty good for an axe user (50% STR, 40% SPD), and enemies in the game are generally slow (Did you know base Dozla doubles Lyon in the final chapter? Yeah.).

Really?

Damn. Hopefully he doesn't get RNG screwed -_-

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Dozla has serious potential to become a pretty great powerhouse. His growths are pretty good for an axe user (50% STR, 40% SPD), and enemies in the game are generally slow (Did you know base Dozla doubles Lyon in the final chapter? Yeah.).

Which further cements Lyon's status as the worst penultimate boss in the series (at least, I always thought that he was such because he's so easily doubled; unit wise, he's essentially Nergal with less Con and a weapon that's so heavy it slaughters his AS).

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Lyon's harder than Nergal, IMO, because his defenses are just so high and he hits like a truck. Nergal hits pretty hard too, but he's manageable at least, whereas Lyon needs to be dealt with systematically by your highest RES units, no questions asked.

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Lyon's harder than Nergal, IMO, because his defenses are just so high and he hits like a truck. Nergal hits pretty hard too, but he's manageable at least, whereas Lyon needs to be dealt with systematically by your highest RES units, no questions asked.

I'm not seeing it since he's slow enough to be doubled by pretty much everyone, which you can't say of Nergal. Sure, Lyon hits harder than Nergal does, but that's about it.

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Nergal's easier to take down than Lyon, honestly.

LOL Luna

And yet Lyon STILL sets the bar pretty damn low as far as penultimate bosses go because lol5AS.

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FE8 doesn't throw you a unit who can ORKO Lyon at base stats, GG.

Nergal doesn't have single digit AS, GG. Because honestly, if you're a penultimate boss, and someone with single-digit AS can still double you, something's VERY wrong.

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Nergal is better than Lyon due to facial hair levels, and the Beard law:

Beard>((CleanshavenXUnitdanger)/2)3

Therefore;

Cube route of 2Xbeard/unit danger>Cleanshaven

Meaning that a weak unit with a slight beard still beats any cleanshaven unit

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Nergal is better than Lyon due to facial hair levels, and the Beard law:

Beard>((CleanshavenXUnitdanger)/2)3

Therefore;

Cube route of 2Xbeard/unit danger>Cleanshaven

Meaning that a weak unit with a slight beard still beats any cleanshaven unit

XD

It's logic, people

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Dude, this isn't FE13. It doesn't matter if you double Lyon and you can't touch him.

That isn't the point. The point is that Lyon's stats are generally similar to Nergal's, but Nergal isn't mega-slow to the point where everyone and their grandma can double him (granted, 14 AS isn't exactly a speedster, though).

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Lyon 2HKOs damn near everything even with Pure Water and is flanked by six Gorgons, Nergal's cronies don't even come close. Never mind that Luna Athos destroys everything while Sacred Stones doesn't have true a Gotoh archetype.

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Lyon 2HKOs damn near everything even with Pure Water and is flanked by six Gorgons, Nergal's cronies don't even come close. Never mind that Luna Athos destroys everything while Sacred Stones doesn't have true a Gotoh archetype.

I already admitted earlier Lyon hits harder than Nergal. As far as I'm concerned, that's about the only real difference between them, besides Nergal's AS and Con lead.

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You're making a big deal about Lyon having such terrible AS while not considering that even if Nergal has better AS, he's still getting doubled by anyone you're bringing to endgame. And the game gives you a forced character that can kill him easily; FE8 doesn't. Lyon is also surrounded by Gorgons and a bunch of other heavyhitting monsters; Nergal's got like a Sage and a Druid around him that suck. Charging Lyon head on and not killing him right away also gets you Bonewalker reinforcements getting in your way for a long time even if they suck. Nergal gets you General reinforcements at the other end of the map; nowhere near Nergal.

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[spoiler=Chapter 12: Landing at Taizel]

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NO

I LIKE MY BOAT

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GREEN CAPES

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Oh, it's you again

I SMELL SOMEONE THAT COULD BE USEFUL

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I smell inferiority

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THE BOAT IS SPEAKING TO ME AGAIN

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Eh?

To be honest, if we gave all of our excess equipment to the units we don't use, I think we wouldn't need a convoy

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STOP HUMPING BROPHRIAM'S LEG

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Obligatory Star Wars reference

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Let's do this

And this time, Brophriam didn't get dropped off for once!

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Walhart 2.0

Or is Walhart Caellach 2.0?

Hmm...

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Sad face

]:

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I got to fight the two of you?

Welp. General Beard, gogogo!

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D'awwww

<3

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They're both coloured red so...

Probably

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Does the weapon triangle mean anything to you people?

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This doesn't surprise me any more

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ZERG RUSH

But yeah, yay for experience!

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SCIMITAR

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UGH

12 DAMAGE

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Revenge of the weapon triangle

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Ohai Marisa

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Just showing you progress

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JUST ONE MORE LEVEL

JUST ONE MORE

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UH HUH

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Not bad I guess

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URG KILLING EDGE

Even if this did crit and the killer bow archer critted Garcia, he still would've lived

Yay Hero of Magvel!

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I take back what I said

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WAIT WHAT?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Actually yes, since you can help get a decent sword

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Oh yeah, I have two of these now

Who to give them to?

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Oh yeah, I kinda have to use you for a second Ewan

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GUIDING RING

MOUSTACHE

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I think you know where I'm going with this

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LOOK AT THAT STANCE

GENERAL BEARD DOES NOT CARE

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FLUFFLES DOES NOT GIVE A DAMN

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Don't end up like Wolverine

Please

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MEANWHILE

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How vague

Anyway, Shamshir get

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...

You can only get better

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RIGHTEOUSNESS

WILL

PREVAIL

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Can I cry now?

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Via death

Via Gilliam

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YES

YES

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Killing two birds with one stone

Not bad

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BROPHRIAM <3

Anyway, our heroes are now making their way for the capital, and hopefully finding Myrrh. On the way, Moulder looks as his guiding ring and thinks "What am I going to promote into?"

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Lyon's also tougher to kill despite his abysmal AS. It's not like Nergal doesn't get doubled a lot himself. :/

You're making a big deal about Lyon having such terrible AS while not considering that even if Nergal has better AS, he's still getting doubled by anyone you're bringing to endgame. And the game gives you a forced character that can kill him easily; FE8 doesn't. Lyon is also surrounded by Gorgons and a bunch of other heavyhitting monsters; Nergal's got like a Sage and a Druid around him that suck. Charging Lyon head on and not killing him right away also gets you Bonewalker reinforcements getting in your way for a long time even if they suck. Nergal gets you General reinforcements at the other end of the map; nowhere near Nergal.

Come on, man. Both of you essentially brought up something I conceded already (Nergal not being fast).

@BBM: If you ask me, the fact that Lyon's flanked by Gorgons is minor since I wouldn't engage someone who can 2-shot nearly everyone I'm using as long as they have nearby backup - that's just tactical suicide. Nergal also gets Druid reinforcements near him once he's revealed.

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