Rehab Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I was going to post about how I am currently dissatisfied with my purchase of Amazon Princess Loren, but after that it seems an insufficient response sort of like this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 sounds like an awful eroge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 (edited) isn't that what this whole thread is e: erogei Edited April 21, 2014 by Kaname Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 haha Ha ha hA It's funny because the game is indeed an RPG, with so much more dialogue than action that it basically is a VN, and there's romance choices in it, such that it's a poor man's (much worse in gameplay, writing holy shit and production values) Bioware game (I was kinda hope-specting it to be okay) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Heeeey, I think that game's alright. For a VN it's pretty good, especially a western one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 But see, I was basically expecting it to be an RPG, not a VN with RPG elements The writing does make me irrationally angry, though, I'll admit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Oh. Well. I dunno how you walked into that one. >_> Also, the writing's pretty good to me. Which parts were you turned off by? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 i dont know esau i wouldnt trust your opinion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Loren and her ally were walking down a road in the middle of the plains, en route to the town of Grimoire. Even though Loren was quiet, Elenor knew that she was thinking only of saving her mother.LorenThe only clue we have is that that my mother's guards have disappeared as well. If we find them, then we find my mother.ElenorThat is a good plan, Your Highness.Their relationship was as one might expect between a servant and royalty. Elenor quietly followed the princess, and would only praise and agree with her when given the chance to speak. <=== editor's note: wRONG she can be catty as hell @ LorenShe was used to being less formal, but then, she had never served royalty before. Loren noticed nothing about this behavior, because she was quite used to it.LorenThis is the only way out from the Citadel ... so the Queen must have passed by here.ElenorIt would be very helpful if there were any witnesses to unusual activity ... But, Your Highness, if I may ask a question?Loren glanced at her with a frown. This was the first time she had dared to speak out of turn.LorenIf you must, but I cannot promise that I will answer.ElenorWhy aren't we using a griffon to travel now? They're faster than walking, and much safer.Loren (frowny face)You fool, aren't you aware of the laws of my people?Elenor took a step back, fearful for her life.Elenor (kicked puppy face)F-For the most part, yes.LorenMy choice to leave the Citadel took away my privileges. The griffons are not allowed to me.ElenorCouldn't you change the laws?LorenAs Queen, but I am not Queen. My mother is.ElenorI see. I am sorry that I asked, Your Highness.LorenNow you know. Don't forget it.ElenorI guarantee that I shall not, Your Highness.[scene transition 2 sunset]They traveled mostly quiet through the day, until it faded to night. The land ran flat with sparse boulders along the path.ElenorThis looks like a good place to camp.[Loren's sprite glide's across the screen]Loren, however, did not stop walking and continued on without a word.Elenor (puppy face)Your Highness?LorenKeep up.[painfully background earnest music playing]Elenor sprang up from the ground where she was about to start a fire and hurried after her. Loren seemed prepared to travel a lot further that night.Elenor steeled herself for a very long walk, but she found it more and more difficult to keep her position behind Loren. She was beginning to walk much slower.Loren's feet were dragging against the ground rather than proudly stomping ahead like earlier in the day. Elenor knew that Princess Loren was tired.[the most painfully earnest flute and harp faux-Renaissance background music you have ever heard]ElenorWe should stop for the night and make camp.Loren (eyes half closed standing bitch face)My mother is out there, wating for someone to save her. That someone is me.Loren was not going to stop for even one moment until Queen Karen was recovered. It was now Elenor's job to keep her from sabotaging herself with her own determination.(pick the "Joking" response)Elenor ( face)By the way you're swerving all around, you either have a hidden bottle of wine, or you're tired. <=== editor's note: ayyyyyyLoren halted and spun around.Loren ( D:< face )What did you just say to me?(Elenor making puppy face)Elenor knew then that her life was over. She was too used to speaking freely with her previous mistress and her tongue got away from her.ElenorI'm sorry, Princess. What I meant to say is ... that I'm too exhausted to continue.Loren shifted her weight and put her hands on her hips. <=== editor's note: going by the sprites this is a lie, Loren's hands are literally always on her hipsLorenYou?Elenor (sheepish grin face)Yes, ah ... yeah. I'm a big snorer. I hope that's not a problem.Loren evaluated her, though only superficially. Deep down she was more tired than Elenor.Loren (now merely ):< face )I had thought you stronger than this.Loren pushed past her [editor's note: there is nothing to push past her towards you are in fucking grass plains you shit] and into the bushy grass. [editor's note: oh fuck off] She sat down cross-legged, her back straight and her arms resting on each knee, just like Amazon royalty.LorenLie down, elf. I will only give you a few hours. Do not waste them.Getting Loren to stop was enough for Elenor and she decided not to waste her mistress' generosity. She promptly walked over and laid in the grass next to her - but not too close.[fade to black]Elenor woke a few hours later to Loren calling her. She did not see Loren sleep a wink.However, Loren's speed and alertness had improved, letting her know that she might have rested after all.[scene transition] Look; I just wanted to play video games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 see, i knew esau's opinion wasn't to be trusted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 you guys are gay screw this I'm out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 (edited) bye we won't miss you well maybe we will but not like WEEPING "OH GOD I MISS ESAU SO MUCH PLEASE COME BACK" more like "hey remember that guy esau" "oh yeah I remember him pfffthaha his opinions sucked!" "haha! yeah! hey, wanna go behind those bushes and fu- I mean play hide-and-seek" "you're on, buddy!" yeah like that Edited April 22, 2014 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 http://puu.sh/8jDKG.jpg why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted April 23, 2014 Author Share Posted April 23, 2014 well he has a very good point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 bye we won't miss you well maybe we will but not like WEEPING "OH GOD I MISS ESAU SO MUCH PLEASE COME BACK" more like "hey remember that guy esau" "oh yeah I remember him pfffthaha his opinions sucked!" "haha! yeah! hey, wanna go behind those bushes and fu- I mean play hide-and-seek" "you're on, buddy!" yeah like that ;__________________________________________; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 well he has a very good point One of the better sassy retorts I've seen for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 2nd page why related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 2nd page why related Found this in related videos and it seems more than gay enough.http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QL1SDmTP6v8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 This party is awful gay thtead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 which one of you makes a good pillow I need to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safyrya Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Oh yeah guy's I came out to my friend about being sorta bi last night. Felt pretty good :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 (edited) Pretty cool dude Edited April 26, 2014 by fuccboi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 which one of you makes a good pillow I need to sleep Begging for a dickin B; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted April 26, 2014 Author Share Posted April 26, 2014 which one of you makes a good pillow I need to sleep I've been told that I'm comfortably warm. So I like to think I'd make a good pillow. Oh yeah guy's I came out to my friend about being sorta bi last night. Felt pretty good :) you go bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Devil Trigger Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Oh yeah guy's I came out to my friend about being sorta bi last night. Felt pretty good :)oh, I remember you made a thread that became a singing thread about that some time ago, right? :0That's good to hear, dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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