Cowboy Karimov Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 (edited) We have decided to adopt the currency of the ancient Ui Neill peoples. All transactions will be done with cattle. Now I'll pay you three milk cows for that fine harp of yours(a bargain if you ask me). Edited March 16, 2014 by HeavyBrawlsGuy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiac Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 We have decided to adopt the currency of the ancient Ui Neill peoples. All transactions will be done with cattle. Now I'll pay you three milk cows for that fine harp of yours(a bargain if you ask me). But sir,you have to understand,this harp was carved with fine ivory and the strings are made from the finest strings that I have obtained through Italy,so monsieur,I'd like to request for some leather,if possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alm Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 That is quite the harp... I'd like to propose an even better deal, sir! I'll provide you with seven fresh milk goats and three cashmere goats. These three goats will provide you with Cashmere to keep your family warm during the winter! What do you say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted March 16, 2014 Author Share Posted March 16, 2014 (edited) That is quite the harp... I'd like to propose an even better deal, sir! I'll provide you with seven fresh milk goats and three cashmere goats. These three goats will provide you with Cashmere to keep your family warm during the winter! What do you say?We'll trade in the fall. It's too early now. Although my friend Seamus of the O'Connells provides lodging, he does not like our company for too long, and eventually drags us to the guest house of the local monastery. Sean, another friend of mine, has a harp, although it is of inferior quality and he will not let my son play it. Many thanks for the offer. These goats will provide my family with milk to drink for years to come! Edited March 16, 2014 by HeavyBrawlsGuy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted March 16, 2014 Author Share Posted March 16, 2014 (edited) But sir,you have to understand,this harp was carved with fine ivory and the strings are made from the finest strings that I have obtained through Italy,so monsieur,I'd like to request for some leather,if possible. Italy? Where is this Italy you speak of? Is it near Galway? Also, what is ivory? Edited March 16, 2014 by HeavyBrawlsGuy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blyegg Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 thats nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted March 16, 2014 Author Share Posted March 16, 2014 thats nice Yes, very. Now trade in all your Bitcoins for livestock. Not to forget your Dogecoins, Litecoins and LeNiceNewMemeMayMayManCoins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Yes, very. Now trade in all your Bitcoins for livestock. Not to forget your Dogecoins, Litecoins and LeNiceNewMemeMayMayManCoins. How bout if I get you some solt bucks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted March 17, 2014 Author Share Posted March 17, 2014 How bout if I get you some solt bucks? What are those? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 What are those? A currency used in making salty bets. Sorry, I should've said salty bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 I'll give you three (3) dead babies for everything you got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 But what will this spoony bard do without his harp? Beef ain't worth, man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 I refuse to let anyone buy me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted March 17, 2014 Author Share Posted March 17, 2014 (edited) A currency used in making salty bets. Sorry, I should've said salty bucks. The village banker, will get you squared out with that. I don't accept foreign currency. Edited April 1, 2014 by HeavyBrawlsGuy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted March 17, 2014 Author Share Posted March 17, 2014 I'll give you three (3) dead babies for everything you got. Take them to Father Donall to get them blessed and, if neccesary, exorcised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 I'd rather just eat them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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