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What hack/s would you like me to play soon?  

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  1. 1. Here are the choices:

    • Decay of the Fangs(mediocre)
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    • League of ASDF(pretty good)
      8
    • Yuri's Sidestory(okay I guess)
      6
    • Shattered Realms(good)
      7
    • Exalted Legacy(no idea)
      17
    • Shatterlight(excellent)
      24


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Huh, in the LP I watched, Blazer got a Silencer on the final boss.

He had Silencer? Huh, I didn't even know!

This hack was a fresh pause. We needed it.

After playing all these ragefest hacks? No joke.

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So everyone, today we are beginning yet another new LP, one that should actually take a long time...

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MAIDEN QUEST!!!

It is made by Cedar(who was one of the writers for Project Z, but don't worry, this is better), and can be found here. It is about 9 chapters long, with a tenth planned but never completed.

...What, you want me to actually describe it? Okay...

To put it simply, it's one of those things the FE hack community NEEDS to call itself a good community. Basically, it chronicles Sain's EPIC QUEST to get himself a Maiden and marry her, despite everyone else being put off by his... rhetoric!

You're probably thinking "this thing has potential". And I know we've seen a lot of wasted potential ove rthe past few weeks, but don't worry... this one actually REACHES it's potential!

With no further ado...

The MAIDEN QUEST PRELUDE: Words portion!

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SAIN'S QUEST BEGINS!

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Hmm?

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You can tell a hack's quality oftentimes by whether or not the tactician thing is changed.

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...On the other hand, that's just cruel.

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I'm sure everyone's eager.

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Lucky me, my birthday is actually IN May!

(I think this is because Sain's affinity is Wind???)

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Let's go!

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And so to begin...

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We're going to retcon the end of FE7 and FE6!

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What's he going to predict in his sad Newberry Medal scene?

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Because the developers didn't want to put more than 30 chapters into one game?

Athos: Neither Brammimond nor I… will be…here…to help…a land…in need…

Lyn: What… do you see?

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Suspense...

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(Suddenly, the "sad mystical stuff" soundtrack changes to the "crickets" soundtrack.)

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They're in shock. Honestly, I'd react to this the same way.

*FADE TO BLACK

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Hey! That's only one-fourth of the time to the marriage! I was kind of expecting a bigger time-skip.

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We see some girls walking around in a peaceful little village.

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When everyone's favorite person arrives...

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SAIN!

Sain: How could I ever remain cooped inside on a day like this? A little wandering now and then does wonders for my spirit… And I meet so many lovely ladies along the way!

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Sain: Lyn’s safe in his care… I’m not THAT reckless!

Are you SURE Kent can handle it on his own, Sain?

Sain: But—Ah! Do my eyes deceive me?

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As you can see, Cedar writes a perfect Sain.

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While Sain takes a surprisingly long time to ride to them, these three chat...

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Village girl: Mm-hmm. In fact, the first three will be arriving shortly. There’ll be one for each of us. Pretty neat, huh?

(Relevance!)

Village girl: Wow, that’s totally awesome!

Village girl: Emily, you’re the best! But… aren’t pegasi like super expensive?

Emily: Don’t worry about it. Money’s not really an issue. My father is the mayor after all.

Can the mayor of a small town REALLY afford that much? I mean, FE7 treated pegasi as EXTREMELY rare...

Village girl: Heehee! Yeah, that’s right! I almost forgot! By the way, Em… We should totally have a party this week! The last one was such a let down.

Village girl: I know, right? That “lords and castles” theme really didn’t work out. All the guys who dressed up as knights were so dumb. They had like no manners.

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Wait, hang on!

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DOES SAIN ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE?

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Shana(?): But, Emmy! Be honest! I mean, real knights are soooo brave and noble-

Village girl: And charming!

Shana(?): Even you couldn’t resist being courted by a man like that. Heehee.

Wow... it sure is unlikely that a knight would come riding up...

Village girl: Yeah, I totally agree-

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Emily: What is it, Nellie? Why are you squealing like that?

Nellie: Ohmigosh, it’s- it’s a knight!

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Sain actually had PERFECT timing!?

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AND he's actually attracting interest? At this rate, the marriage is gonna come early!

Shana: What? Like no way!

Nellie: Like, yes way! There he is! See, see!

Shana: Wow! He’s riding towards us. He’s kinda cute, heehee.

Nellie: Yeah, he might even ask me out-

Shana: What? You? Seriously? He’ll ask me out.

Nellie: Not if I get to him first! See ya, Shana!

*Nellie runs off*

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Shana: Nellie, no fair! Wait up for me!

*Shana also runs off, faster than the speed of screenshot*

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I'm as shocked as you are, Emily. Sain isn't SUPPOSED to have ladies chasing him! I wonder how he'll screw it up?

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No, that's a paladin. Sain apparently never leveled past level 1 cavalier, so they're meeting an UNARMORED guy on a horse.

Emily: I don’t care how cute he is… All men are such pigs. Ugh.

I'm insulted.

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Here they go! Looks like Nellie's reached him first...

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Sain: Ahh! Bless my heart! Behold, an angel calls to me!

Nellie: Angel?

Sain: Oh! Dearest maiden, I can hardly speak in your presence! The melodious sound of your voice takes my very breath away!

Sain hasn't lost his flattery in those nine months.

Nellie: Wow…

Sain: No, my sweet. It is I who am awed by your splendor. May I ask your name, oh beauteous one?

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This is going well...

Sain: Nellie… such a lovely name! In all my life, my eyes have never beheld such beauty as yours!

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Still going well...

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STILL GOING WELL...

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Sain: Milady! You are far too kind! You grant me the deepest desires of my heart! Come! Let me buy you a drink as well!

Nellie: Yes! Oh yes!

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IS HE ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT?

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Sain rescues Nellie, and then sees Shana!

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Nellie: Shana, look at me! Ohmigosh! Sir Sain is going to buy me a drink!

And then...

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Sain screws it up.

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Sain: Your eyes shine as brightly as the stars, my lady.

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You've trapped yourself, Sain.

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Sain is FORCED TO CHOOSE! This is his last chance to pull it out! What does he do?

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Nellie: Y-You…you can’t mean…

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He fails, of course!

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Notice Nellie has left the horse. And Sain's smile never falters.

Nellie: But you’re just like all the other guys in the village!

Shana: You pig!

Sain: No, wait! Please-

Nellie: Eeeek!

Shana: Get away from us!

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In order to show their hatred of Sain, they change into red dresses right in front of him and run away!

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When he says "woo", he means it literally.

Sain: Give this humble knight a second chance, I beg of you!

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So, with this we're at 79 images, so I think I'll wait until next update to show what the actual gameplay will be like. It's like normal FE, but with different(and AWESOME) names for stuff.

See you all next time!

I'm probably going to have to do prelude-gameplay-conclusion for this hack, there is LOTS of dialogue.

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Glad you guys seem to be enjoying Maiden Quest! Also, The Reckoning is pulling ahead? If we actually do it, it might be interesting... or not.

Time to get a maiden in...

Maiden Quest: Episode 1: Prologue: Sain's WOO OF DEATH

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So! Here we are, ready to let Sain "woo the maidens back onto his side!" Yes, that's right, a cavalier is going to engage in combat with innocent civilians! It won't work quite how you think, though...

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Sain apparently didn't get many levels in FE7.

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And his weapon is... his ability to woo. What.

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I guess this is useful?

Oh, and you'll notice the stat abbreviations are different! Let's take a look:

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The writing is amazing.

Now for the enemies:

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Shana's stats are low, since this is the first part and all. This hack doesn't PARTICULARLY lay on the difficulty.

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I guess this is what she's fighting us with? I garauntee you, it won't be enough to drive off Sain!

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Nellie has roughly the same stats. Maybe Sain can still woo her?

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Emily is the only competent enemy here. Note the high cunning.

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But hey, let's look around in the shop!

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HIDING IN THE FOREST WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO ESCAPE.

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Wait, we get mines in this hack? Okay.

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Time to battle! There probably won't be an animation since-

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Oh, there IS an animation?

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Shana: I mean, hitting on me and Nellie at the same time? Where’s your sense of knightly honor? Seriously?

Sain: But Shana, I—

Shana: Hey! Read my lips…

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Everyone rejects Sain...

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Sain lifts up his arm...

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And does the shiney-sparkle of Woo...

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Which physically hurts Shana, or at least her sanity.

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To counter, she gives a stare so cold...

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IT CASTS FIMBULVETR.

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Sain finished things with an EPIC WOO!!!

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And then Sain is all alone.

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He decides to drown his sorrows in the bar, before remembering he has no money. He peruses the selection anyway.

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Antitoxin.

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Torch.

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Pure water.

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Elixir.

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Statbooster?

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??????

Seriously, I WANT to know what that thing does. We can only hope...

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And the other one?

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Maybe this will be relevant later?

Then, Sain picks himself up and pursues Nellie!

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Too late for that, Nellie!

Sain: Nellie, my angel! Please, give me another chance!

Nellie: You hurt me, Sir Sain… I thought you really loved me. B-But…but…

Sain: Nellie, please don’t cry! Seeing those tears…Ah! It rends my very heart!

Nellie: You… Y-You… No… You’re lying!

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We Woo her easily.

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You almost have to feel bad for the guy!

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Remember, Emily hasn't met us yet.

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Emily: Hmm?

Sain: Your hair, dear maiden… It shines as brightly as the morning sun!

Emily: What the…?

Sain: Oh goddess of the dawn, might you grant this lowly knight the pleasure… of knowing your name?

Emily: …It’s Emily.

Sain: Emily! I am Sain! Sain of the Caelin Knights! Ahh, what a sublime delight to be by your side, fair Emily!

Emily: …..

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SERIOUSLY, Sain? You're losing my sympathy!

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Sain: Ahh….

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Sain: Emily, darling…please!

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I'm surprised you didn't mention that in the conversation you guys just had.

Sain: Ahhh! I—

Emily: Enough. Please just leave.

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REJECTION!

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Sain continues trying, and gets better at it!

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These ladies just can't take magical compliments!

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Sain, getting a bad level was what you did wrong.

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We join the ladies after Sain left, hanging out in the bar...

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Nellie: So disappointing…

Emily: Well, at least you two learned your lesson. As long as that knight never returns, we’ll be all right.

Nellie: Yeah… I hope… he never comes back…

Shana: But I… still don’t believe ALL knights are like that. There’s got to be a charming handsome knight out there…

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Oh, the irony!

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Something tells me Sain didn't damage them permanently.

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What with that new movie, now's not a bad time for Star Wars references!

NEXT TIME: Sain's second attempt to woo the women!

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Okay everyone, sorry about the wait for updates recently, but my schedule's cleared up and I should be able to record and release more updates per day! You'll have to wait less time for more maidens!

Time to (try) to get a maiden in...

The CHAPTER 1 PRELUDE!

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Two months? Guess we're a bit further ahead in the timeframe now.

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These scenes serve as a sort of map screen replacement. They're totally great.

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Wait, Sain went back every single day... for two months... to Woo village girls. Wow.

(Though, as we'll see, it has quite the maiden population, so maybe it wasn't entirely unwarranted)

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Gee, I wonder why?

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Surprise ATTACK?

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Oh. Wow. Things are already gonna get intense this chapter.

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No Sain! You still have to wait 2 years and 1 month!

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Mayor(?): You want to see the angry letters? The people are not happy about this! You must stop this now, or our town will cease to pay its taxes, you hear?

Kent: I understand, sir. I apologize for the inconveniences this has caused for you and your citizens.

Mayor: Yes, yes. Just please solve this, quickly. I’m a busy man, you know. I can’t be tangled up with any additional problems.

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Wait, hold on! I can MAYBE accept you failing to pay your taxes because of this, but THEN calling the matter trivial? You don't not pay taxes over something "trivial"!

Mayor: Ah! There’s still much paperwork to do… Excuse me, but I must retire upstairs. You deal with the problems your knight caused.

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Kent, you're being WAY too nice here.

Kent: I will address this problem at once.

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Uh...

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And here arrives our "hero"!

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This hack has a lot of dialogue, and I think the perfect percentage of it(specifically, a LOT) was spent on Sain gushing.

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A sonnet?

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Oh. Oh wow. He ACTUALLY HAS a Sonnet!

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But then, the forward scout spots him!

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WEAPONS!?

Nellie: Right!

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Emily: Let’s move out. We’ve all trained hard for this day… Now it’s finally time to teach that pig a lesson!

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Pegasi, just like was mentioned earlier!

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If Emily and the other ladies said this every single day, you'd kind of think Sain would learn, but I GUESS NOT.

Sain: Ah!

Emily: You are not welcome here. You never were. Now leave this village and never return. Or we women will deal with you ourselves!

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Emily was the one to move away here, not Sain.

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Hypocrite, doing rhymes on a dime!

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Girls...

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More girls...

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DEAR LORD THE GIRLS

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Will Sain actually leave?

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SERIOUSLY!?

Sain: Behold the burning passion that dances in their eyes! Like brilliant celestial orbs of light, they shine with such splendid beauty! I cannot help but stand here

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Moving might actually be the right idea here!

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You do realize that them smiting you is an attempt to send you away, Sain.

END DIALOGUE

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A hint! These are usually very helpful, so I guess we'd best listen to them...

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So, same map as last chapter, FAR different situation. There are now TONS of different enemies, almost too many to beat! Oh, and there's reinforcements on the way too! HOW WILL WE SURVIVE?

First, let's look at the stats...

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Sain has a new tool to work with, a 5-use special attack! I like to imagine each use as an individual verse, which is so horrible it makes the ladies go insane!

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So, the Town Girls all have pretty good stats. And yes, they are ALL carrying real weapons. Sain is MORE than willing to woo ladies who are trying to kill him. How the heck did he survive FE7?

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There's also a healer. I question how staves can heal sanity.

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Shana and Nellie are around too. Note the high Res, specifically, the stat that Sain hits. It's too high for Sain to do much at all to them!

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Emily herself is even WORSE! How do we handle HER?

NEXT TIME: KENT MUST HELP WOO THE LADIES

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Time to (try) to get a Maiden in...

Maiden Quest: Episode 2: Chapter 1: Part 1: SO MUCH MAIDEN

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Let's start with something simple. These myrms aren't very resilient.

CAN YOU SPOT MY MISTAKE?

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Yup! I left Sain in range of Nellie AND Shana!

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Sain: Ahh! W-wait! Nellie!

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She then stabs Sain in a HIGHLY SPECIFIC place. Let's hope she was actually a little off-target.

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And here comes Shana! I really like the differing palettes, by the way.

Sain: M-must you point that lance at me, my sweet?

Shana: Sain… you should have never come back! Leave now or die!

Sain: Ahh!

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How? How can any woman be IMMUNE to Sain?

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And now he's trapped. Ah well, we'll probably be fine!

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BREAK OUT THE POEM! Let's hope those 5 verses are enough!

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They weren't enough.

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WHY!?

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Oh no...

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Oh. I thought the damage would be more... permanent... but I guess Cedar isn't that kind of writer.

Nellie: Is that clear?

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Yeah, no, that wasn't a hopeless boss fight. We HAVE to find some way to take care of those pegs!

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Okay, I died last time because I was stupid...

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But now, I won't be stupid!

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Lure them out! Stay away from the pegs!

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Visit houses!

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I'm happy about the vulnerary, but also disappointed... Sain didn't even TRY to hit on her!

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And then the reinforcements start. Note that this new tome is only 1 range. If it wasn't for that, this chapter might be impossible.

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Let's get Kent!

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Sain: Kent!?

Kent: …Sain.

Sain: W-What are you doing here?

Kent: I would ask you the same question myself… However, I came here to address… a very peculiar issue.

Sain: Huh? What issue?

Kent: I just spoke with the town’s mayor.

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Gee... I wonder who that could be?

Sain: P-Pestering, you say?

Kent: The mayor appealed to Caelin directly, urging us to keep our men in check. Though I have a good idea of who the troublesome knight is.

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Well... at least we won't get "idiot" written on our forehead...

Sain: But Kent… You don’t understand!

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Sain, do you seriously think-

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-oh.

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Well, Sain pestered the girls for 2 months straight, and now they're trying to murder him... I don't think anyone has the moral high ground here.

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Except Kent. Maybe he can defuse this?

We go back outside...

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Where TONS MORE WOMEN have come!

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Nellie: At this point we could use all the help we can get.

Village girl: Heehee. Oh, is that so? Then you’re in luck! We’ve improved our magic a lot, Emmy! Just like you asked!

Emily: …

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Well, he is highly intelligent and a trained knight with YEARS of experience in Woo-kind!

Village girl: Soooo…. Should we like, charge and attack him now?

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Oh wow! Looks like that high cunning stat wasn't for nothing... but hey, we know her plan now!

Emily: And he’ll fall easy prey.

Village girl: Oooh. Emmy, you’re sooo smart! That plan’s like totally legit!

Emily: Mm. Just wait for my command.

Village girl: Heehee. Yes, ma’am!

So, the bad news is, way more ladies are around...

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The good news is, we have KENT with us! Note the high defensive stats. For all intents and purposes, he's invincible. The ladies aren't going to kill him. However, in exchange, he can't kill them either! With no Magic stat and bad weapon stats, he can't touch the majority of the enemies, though he can chip the myrms and archers.

NEXT TIME: Can Kent save us from a sure demise? CAN HE SAVE SAIN FROM THE WOMEN, OR SPECIFICALLY THE PEGS?

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Maiden Quest: Episode 2: Chapter 1: Part 2: Kent Dissuades

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Kent gets right to helping! Sorry guys, no animation for him.

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But seriously, the town is FULL of women! We really do have to get some of them off our backs!

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!

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Kent: My apologies, ma’am…But would you allow me to speak?

Nellie: Wha-What? Um…o-okay.

Kent: I am Kent, Knight Commander of Caelin. I sincerely apologize for the recent actions of my comrade, Sain… I’m afraid he has no restraint when it comes to women…..

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Come on Nellie, leave us alone!

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He DOES!

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Nellie leaves via disintegration, so now we have one less super-unit going against us!

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Wait...

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Aha! They can;t even use their own weapons, so they form a body shield! We don't have to worry about them! Hurrah!

Poor, poor, unsuspecting me...

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As I said, Kent is useless against the tougher ladies.

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But not Shana!

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Kent: Ma’am, please. If I could only have a word—

Shana: No! Listen, dude. I don’t want none of your empty flattery. I’ve had enough from your friend, Sain!

Kent: I’m sorry… Sain is certainly a nuisance at times, I must admit… Please accept my sincerest apologies for his actions.

Shana: Wait, you… You aren’t like him at all, are you?

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Heh.

Kent: Please, allow me to escort Sain out of town. I assure you he will not be allowed to bother you again.

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Great...

Kent: Yes, ma’am?

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Kent: Ah, forgive me for not introducing myself. I am Kent, Commander of the Caelin Knights.

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:rolleyes:

These ladies...

Kent: My apologies ma’am, but I must be off. Sain appears to be…getting himself into trouble. Again. Sigh…

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You know, if Sain had just acted SLIGHTLY more like a real knight, it would have been incredibly easy for everyone involved!

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And down goes Shana. Now we just have to contend with the normal generics, since Nellie doesn't move.

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I see no need to leave any alive. Sain needs these levels for the next chapters!

And then, as he moves down a little...

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I trigger an event?

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I don't think this is ever going to get old. At least, not for the first few chapters.

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?

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What? No! I can't do this with just Dissuade!

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His feelings of love for everyone ever?

Sain: This will never do… I-I must fix this! But how…? …….

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I guess that's one way to do it.

Sain: Ha hah! Brilliant idea Sain! Just brilliant!

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I kind of have to wonder why there's two pubs and only one works for this task. And wasn't that the shop last chapter?

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Sain's stats are all normal(he can continue to Woo even in the most dire of straits!), so I think that was just a hint. And usually, it's a good idea to follow those!

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Do you guys think I'm being too reckless?

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There was pretty much a constant stream of reinforcements from the tavern.

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Sain is injured, and troops approach from all sides! KENT MUST HOLD HIM!

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Hopefully something in this house can save us!

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And then he gives us a Goddess Icon(still increases Charm) that I totally forgot to screenshot. For those playing along(if there are any), make sure to use this on Sain and not Kent!

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Thieves...coming out of the shop...

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Good! Maybe Sain will get less wrecked now!

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And in here...

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Dude: It’s completely ridiculous! It’s not like they’re gonna march off to war anytime soon! Heck, you know what I think?

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...

Can someone remind me why the girls are focusing on Sain, when there are much better people to attack?

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Dude: Do this old man a favor, hmm?

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I feel dirty now!

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For SOME REASON, even though the girls COULD dogpile Sain and kill him, they all want to attack Kent, who they can't even hurt! I have NO IDEA why!

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We're surrounded... CAN WE SURVIVE?

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YES!

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Eventually, the reinforcements slow down, and we can take some time to do this.

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Before we go visit the other tavern...

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Girl(?): Tell him to stay away!

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Okay, I have to know:

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Ha!

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Okay, everyone but the final group is taken care of.

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Let's get Sain's throat clear!

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And then we get a free item! Cedar wouldn't give us something like this if it wasn't necessary, so...

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Let's go fight those two mages with it!

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Oh no! It's been so long I forgot about this!

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And then they ALL turn into mages!

NEXT TIME: Can the Fancy Ale save Moniker?

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also sain survived FE7 because most of the enemies were dragon ball z muscled dudes. he has no problem cutting them down.

edit: also cedar clever eventing tricks is clever.

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Is the ale like a pure water?

Yup.

Maiden time in...

The CHAPTER 1 CONCLUSION/WRAP-UP!

So, last time, we were wondering if Sain would survive. The answer is...

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YES!

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The pure water lets him MURDER EVERYONE!

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The mages are mostly gone, let's visit houses!

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Old lady: A little whiff of this, and those lassies will fall head over heels. Heeheehee.

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Yup, that's right! We get a free copy of the Mine! It's almost like Cedar WANTED us to use it!

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Well, I guess that's one way to do it...

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There's really no point in saving these. Best to use them(on Sain) right off the bat!

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Take out the healer!

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Now, Kent can finish the chapter for us!

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Kent: Yes, allow me to introduce myself. I am Kent, Knight Commander of Caelin. I sincerely apologize for the actions of my comrade, Sain… I’m afraid he has no restraint when it comes to women.

Emily: Pffft. No kidding. Now tell me something new. What are you doing here, knight?

Kent: I am here to escort Sain out of town. Please ask your women to stand down so we might leave in peace. I assure you Sain will not cause any more trouble…

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Wait, what?

Emily: Not yet… Not until he gets what he deserves.

Kent: …..

Emily: Stand aside, knight. You seem reasonable enough. Why get involved in this pig’s affairs? Once we’re done with Sain, you can haul his body home. But if you dare interfere… I will cut you down also! I…I’m not afraid!

Kent: …You are the mayor’s daughter, are you not? He described you as an innocent child…incapable of any malice. Does he know you are out here, fighting now?

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YOU'RE the one trying to stab his friend! How did you even GET all those weapons?

Kent: …..

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And then Kent just stops. Well, I wasn't counting on this, and Nellie's stats are totally awesome, so Sain's gonna get wrecked by the Javelin...

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HMM SAIN, WE SURE DO WONDER

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Sain: Ahhh, darling! Y-You need not aim your lance… Your words alone have pierced my heart and soul! They will remain with me, forever branded in my memory!

Sain, are you actually going to leave?

Emily: ……

Sain: Your voice, so strong, yet filled with flowing grace… The voice of a goddess! Even your harshest words are music to my ears, my love!

Nope.

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Emily: Enough. You-You… You…upset me! Ugh! Take this!

And then I was so certain he was dead that I didn't screenshot anything...

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But he survived! What?

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Oh, no way! Turns out Kent talking actually lowered Emily's stats! By A LOT! We have a chance now!

Sain sits on the forest for tactics...

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???

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Yes?

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Sain: Ahh! No, Emily! Please! I wasn’t—

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And now she's up on a wall. We have no forest to help us.

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Before you leave, make certain all the good items are in Sain's inventory!

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Go, Sappy Poem!

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Naturally, it doesn't crit once.

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Emily: That Sain doesn’t know when to give up! Pull back, girls! This man isn’t worth the trouble… We’ll just let my father take care of him… Retreat!

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And we are DONE! Phew! Will the next chapter be easier?

NOPE.

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And now that it's finally over, will Sain receive actual consequences beyond getting stabbed a lot?

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Sain: You know the answer, Kent. I just can’t help myself! How can I keep silent when every lady I meet is so… unspeakably beautiful!

Kent: You’re hopeless. We should both be back at the castle by now. We were to help Lady Lyndis prepare for

Sain: Ah! The reunion! H-How could I have forgotten!

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And thus, OUR NEXT PLOT POINT!

Kent: Perhaps if you were less preoccupied with chasing women, and more focused on your duties, you would have remembered.

Sain: Pah, nevermind that. Kent! We must ride, quickly, to our fair Lyndis’s side!

Kent: Yes, I concur—

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What? Is that all the names you have, Sain?

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Maybe they'll be less... in-SAIN?

Kent: Sain…I doubt all the women you met from the war will come—

Sain: Oh, but they must! Hurry, Kent! Lyndis is waiting! We mustn’t tarry!

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And thus, we're finally finished with the first chapter! Let's hope I can push out updates quickly, or I'll regret not giving this it's own thread!

NEXT TIME: So... many... words...

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i don't know of any of the chapters past this one, so its gunna be a new experience for me!

So, just to prepare you guys, this hack has 10 chapters total. They won't all be as long as this one, luckily...

So, today, we're doing something special: A 3-part Prelude! It's not because of gameplay stuff I needed to show off, it's because there is SO. MUCH. TALKING. in the opening cutscene that it needs THREE UPDATES for me to show it all off! Yeah... Anyways, let's get started.

The CHAPTER 2 PRELUDE: Part 1 of 3!

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Dun dun DUN.

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Narration: They earnestly look forward to meeting their companions from the war against Nergal one year ago, as well as to exchange recent news of Lycia’s slow but steady recovery…

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More like, the ladies have their plans for him...

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Huh? So, while Sain was with Lyn?

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Sain: Soft, golden hair… Sapphire blue eyes… Surely, an angel descended from heaven! Such a divine creature could not be of this world! I must give this priestess of light a welcome befitting all of her loveliness and grace!

Can you guess who it is?

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Yup.

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Sain, you're in for... something...

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Lucius: But I—

Sain: Nay, please! No need to modest, my dear! Your eyes—

Lucius: H-Hold! That’s enough. Sir Sain, was it?

Sain: Yes, that’s right! It is I, your gallant knight, Sain!

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"I am no maiden" these must be the worst lines for Sain to hear.

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You're making it worse, Sain.

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Sain: W-Well…then…Uh…P-Pardon me!

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Red text! That's right, the entire scene was just a gameplay hint! Not that that's a bad thing, of course.

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Sain: W-Who-?

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Friendly non-forced conversation time!

Wil: Hahaha. Did I startle you?

Sain: I-I didn’t even hear you coming down the stairs!

Wil: Hahaha!

Sain: No really… You shouldn’t creep up on people like that!

Wil: Sorry, it’s a habit. A hidden archer is a safe archer! And a more effective one at that.

Sain: Pah. Just admit it, Wil. You’re jealous of us real knights! We charge right into the center of the action, catching the eye of every lady happening to look our way! All the while, you sit in some bushes with your bow, all lonely and forgotten.

Wil: Hey! To each his own. I’m happy being an archer, thank you very much! Besides, I didn’t come down here for debate. Lyn told me to find you and bring you to the main hall.

Sain: Ah, is that so?

Wil: What are you doing down here in the cellar anyway? Don’t you know everyone’s gonna be arriving soon, for the reunion?

Sain: Hah! Of course, silly! That’s why I’m getting the wine! Every great party must have good wine!

Wil: Sure, but… Maybe you should let the serving maids take care of that?

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And of course...

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Sain recognizes her. It's only natural.

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Aethera: Heehee.

Sain: You know, I’ve taken up singing lately. Please, allow this lowly knight to serenade you with his humble vo—

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Sain: Stay beautiful!

Wil: Sain!

Sain: I’m coming!

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Hitting on random maids gives us the SERENADE!

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It's pretty much Woo with extra range. Only 15 uses, though...

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Yeah, I know, but I'm super-short on inventory space!

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Huh? Random soldier?

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Greendier: Might I have a quick word with you please? You see, one of my comrades wants to improve in his marksmanship.

Wil: Huh. Is that so…

Greendier: Would you mind giving him some advice? He’d really appreciated it!

Wil: Well, sure!

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And thus, Sain is left socially alone.

Sain: Got it! I’m off!

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Lyn: Thank you.

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Ah, the ever-present fear of nobody showing up to a party!

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Sain: Ah, that anxious look… were you waiting for me?

Lyn: Yes, but wher-

Sain: Never fret, my dear! Your loyal knight, Sain, will ever stand by your side!

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Rejected again.

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But taken in stride!

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Sain: Ah. Well I suppose… You’re right…

At the very least he's agreeing.

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And now they're really starting!

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Sain: Oh, at last I will see Serra and Florina again!

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...I can tell what you're thinking, Sain.

Sain: Let’s give them all a flourishing welcome!

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But then, another soldier shows up!

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Kent: Yes, what is it?

Greendier: There is something I must show you both, sirs. If you would follow me…

Kent: Yes, of course.

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And thus, a badly timed distraction!

Sain: Yeah, I know, I know. I’m coming with you!

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Lyn: Right. Thank you, Kent.

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We leave while Ostia arrives!

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Lyn: Florina!

*Lyn’s portrait briefly touches Florina’s*

Lyn: It’s so good to see you again! How’s Ostia?

Florina: Oh, it’s so nice… Everyone’s been so kind to me. But I still missed you so much!

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Who could EVER forgot SERRA THE ETERNAL?

Lyn: Of course not, Serra. And Matthew, I’m glad you could make it too. But where is--?

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Aww.

Matthew: The young master’s got his hands full preparing to succeed his brother as the next Marquess. To tell the truth, I don’t think I’ve seen him so more busy in my life!

Lyn: I see. That’s too bad.

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Next nation, next time! See you all in a little bit!

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