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What hack/s would you like me to play soon?  

53 members have voted

  1. 1. Here are the choices:

    • Decay of the Fangs(mediocre)
      13
    • League of ASDF(pretty good)
      8
    • Yuri's Sidestory(okay I guess)
      6
    • Shattered Realms(good)
      7
    • Exalted Legacy(no idea)
      17
    • Shatterlight(excellent)
      24


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Can not!Eliwood support not!Eliwood's Dad?! Oh wait this is Lyn mode and supports don't happen in Lyn mode...

Also: "The Sucker." My inner child laughs at a chapter name like that.

Actually, there's an odd bug we'll see with supports later...

eh killing the boss on that chapter never ended the chapter. I think endorph just happen to kill the boss on turn 7.

Oh.

Funfact: Mundo in spanish means world. What does the world have to do with the story or the character? Maybe he picke it because it sounds like money.

Who even knows?

Let's continue dealing with...

Different Dimensions Ostian Princess: Episode 5: Chapter 5: Suckiness Central

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Unchanged chapter titles! But you know what IS changed?

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The map! Now, you might think this map is cool and new, but it's not. It's just Merlinus's map not at night.

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Axel is still acting not-10.

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Glitchy/changed map events! I wonder who our boss is today?

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Why, it's LEGAULT, of course! My reaction?

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Evil laughs. Those are definitely a thing a Legault does.

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They summon reinforcements, so we respond with our own reinforcements. I'm amazed the enemies are both changed AND not in insane/impossible positions.

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Now, remembering normal FE7, you should be expecting these two to show up!

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So, we have Serra, who is EXACTLY THE SAME. You know, even after two generations. Same personality, same dialogue, same mission...

Don't you realize what this means?

Serra is immortal.

Serra is timeless.

SERRA IS ETERNAL.

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Serra is more than happy to watch her comrade face his possible death!

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I guess she didn't need to be too worried.

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Huh? He's still alive?

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I just watched them battle. I do believe that I noticed.

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Yup, definitely Merlinus's map! There are even LESS enemies than there were in the normal game, which is saying something considering how pathetically easy the chapter already was.

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There's only 6. With our new allies, we WAY outnumber them.

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Serra is... definitely NOT a cleric, I have NO IDEA what the game is thinking! She'll be our healer for now(not sure if she's the only one we get), but she also has limited offensive potential, which is utterly pointless since her companion does everything she can do(but heal) and does it better!

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Despite his transition to monk, this guy is still a mage at heart. Note the possession of another bolt tome, and having barely better stats than Serra's despite being 5 levels higher... of course, in this hack, the long run hardly matters! What DOES matter is that his good tome selection can wipe anyone we want off the face of the earth!

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Legault has utterly ordinary stats. And no 2 range options. And he doesn't move (except to steal).

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This thief's inventory makes me wonder if we're supposed to recruit him...

Nope! The crest is just pointless.

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This prepromote is somewhat threatening. But not that much.

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This guy is absolutely normal, except he has the ability to survive at 0 HP, apparently. Why can't MY units do that?

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Remember that Falcoknight I showed earlier? We're blocking her right now, but if we leave her a clear path, she WILL slaughter Natalie. And that's a game over, because her script is still there!

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Well, let's get off the tiles we physically can't stand on and get started!

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*me, describing how this hack got voted highest in the poll

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For all intents and purposes, Serra uses a bishop sprite. No idea why. I'd like to promote her out of curiousity, but I'm not sure the XP necessary to train her even exists.

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SMASH SMASH SMASH

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Marf uses a surprisingly well-timed crit, allowing him to get a good level! I do believe that we AREN'T wasting our time on him!

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Mundo is still our only lance user.

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The dead nomad shoots Axel and disappears. Maybe it was a failed "taking you with me" attempt?

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Marf's got moves!

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Just like in the original game, this map has a convenient armory with inconvenient items!

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I try to grind a bit before ending things, but I stop because STILL NO FRIGGIN END TURN COMMAND

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Testing...

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Dangit!

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Oh wow, he actually didn't whiff. I was able to give the kill... to someone else.

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This is me testing something. Does this screenshot look different to you?

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I hope we can promote you with the guiding ring...

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WHICH LEGAULT JUST STOLE

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Give it back, loser!

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OUCH, THE PAIN

(Not really)

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Teamwork!

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...What?

This is actually relevant, pay attention maybe?

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And that was the story of how I didn't get a steel sword.

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Yeeaaahhhh!

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Axel, she's out of your league in more ways than one.

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*me, playing this hack*

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Oh great, THIS guy again!

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Ostia is ALREADY yours! You're the OLDER brother!

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NEXT TIME: THE BEST SCRIPTED BATTLE IN THE HISTORY OF ROMHACK KIND!

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I like how you used the EXACT same line as Endorph with Corsa's "Oh this sucks! ARGH!"

It was actually a total accident

The nomad magically not dying can actually happen in FE7 if Erk crits... I was so confused when it happened to me.

Really? That's actually interesting..

Let's continue dealing with...

Different Dimensions Ostian Princess: Episode 6: Chapter 6: Ju the Crutch Character

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Enter the town! Maybe after a few generations, the racist leader guy would have changed?

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Oh who am I kidding, this agreement won't last long.

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Hey! This is a NORMAL FE7 map! How do we STILL have units in the walls?

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WHO COULD IT BE?

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A thief approaches? Wait a minute...

(Note that the thief that would be Matthew is red now for whatever reason)

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What? Legault AGAIN?

Well, I guess he did mention he was going to Araphen, but still!

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So, you WEREN'T ready last time?

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A sniper approaches! As promised, everybody, I now present to you:

THE BEST SCRIPTED BATTLE IN THE HISTORY OF FE!

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I will give you all a moment. TO LET THE BEAUTY SINK IN.

Okay, let's move on.

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American sniper!

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Oh no. It's actually Raven Recolor.

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Now, there's some interesting stuff that goes on with this guy, and stuff will start happening with him next chapter. So look forward to the stupidity increasing!

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Wait, hold on, the thief actually WAS Matthew? Surely he couldn't be completely unchanged?

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I guess Araphen never updated their security system.

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Okay, I have to see this for myself.

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WELP.

It is LITERALLY still Matthew. Serra has the excuse of being immortal, but Matthew has none! Did he secretly absorb Leila's quintessence or something?

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Okay, fine.

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No need to rub it in, Mig!

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Yup. Literally still Matthew.

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Ju's stats aren't all that bad, until you realize he's a level 10 sniper. And why is his Elixir droppable? And why does he have 11 XP?

*waits for him to be final boss*

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I don't think this is how IS intended clerics to work.

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Marf's training is nearly complete...

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I guess we can use this.

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Boop.

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Totally unchanged. Okay.

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These are the stats of the random generic soldier. This hack is the opposite of hard mode.

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Gee, I wonder if-

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THE STORY IS SUDDENLY TIED TOGETHER

Well, not really. Just that Lilina was once loved by the son of the original Marquess Araphen.

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This is really something we need. Yeah.

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I wonder who our warrior boss is?

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...

You're kidding me.

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NOPE. We do indeed have to murder YET ANOTHER FE7 character! I guess it's better than murdering Legault twice.

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I let Zack get a level, and regret it.

Ugh... I guess I might as well check and see if the End Turn command returned... Even though it probably hasn't...

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...

YEEEESSSSSSS

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This explains NOTHING!

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Of course, my units fail to "taste" either one!

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THE TRAINING IS COMPLETE.

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IT IS TIME TO ASCEND.

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Transorm into...

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SUPER MARF!

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He's still a Traveler, but apparently he thought to buy a horse!

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BetterthanJutm

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I do indeed still want to promote Lilian.

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I STILL don't understand.

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Wait, hold on, what does that class text say?

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What? Why didn't I notice THIS before?

Now, you might remember from Chapter 1, when I thought Bolt was super effective against armors. But really, Lilian HERSELF was super effective against them? Did Mig actually make a custom thing that made the Princess class work, or WAS it really Bolt?

Either way, this would be easy to test, if it weren't for the fact that the Chapter 1 boss seems to be the only armor knight in existence!

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With the end turn command restored, I can at last grind up Axel!

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Only to be MAJORLY disappointed. I suppose Flute sages would be cool to exist...

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So, for some reason, Marf and ONLY Marf can support with other people. It could either be because of his awesome sexiness, or because his support with Zanatta breaks Lyn mode's "lock", as Endorph theorized.

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I'm shocked that the 64 remembered to find/replace the supports.

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And we are DONE!

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And YUP. It seems that the racist Araphen's grandson is exactly the same!

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Except he uses the latest advances in swear word technology.

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Wait, hold on! We killed you!

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They were clearly outnumbered and outmatched!

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Lilian, should we REALLY let someone with an evil laugh join our team?

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Well, if he has money, okay.

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Is this supposed to be clever?

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Okay, we FINALLY have actual cash, but- WAIT a minute!

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Now, the more attentive among you might have noticed something. Specifically, so far Mig64 has been true to the original number of characters given to you in FE7. But here, a chapter where we normally got 2 new characters (Rath and Matthew) we got 3(Ju, Matthew(still?), and Geitz). So, how is this going to work in gameplay?

Find out next time on Different Dimensions Ostian Princess!

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watta bout the tent, or does that not count as a chracter?

Well, she works "fine", at least in that regard (trust me, the story of Natalie as a random civiliantent is only going to get stranger). Of course, that makes Ju make EVEN LESS sense.

Let's continue dealing with...

Different Dimensions Ostian Princess: Episode 7: Chapter 7: Mig Stops Caring About Balance

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Now, "The White Wolf" was the name of one of the brother enemies in FE7, but surely the author wouldn't... no, no! Surely... right?

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The map is normal for once, albeit changed to a nighttime palette.

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So, here we have this fully grown man who is also a warrior begging for someone to help him save his sister...

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But this guy is too wrapped up in weird references to care.

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Hang on, there's ALWAYS a risk of death in any FE party! Then again, who wants to join a group of one person?

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For the FE party that you aren't going to?

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This guy is interested, though.

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Enter us!

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And Nils is... an armor knight? Well, that explains why he was looking for help against the mostly-magical enemies...

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This guy is like a political arguer. "These men took my sister away... that's right, they're CRUEL and AWFUL!"

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Well, some of us are. You don't count, Lilian... yet.

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King Desmond instead of Nergal? Huh?

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And so, the bulky armor knight goes to fight the enemy...

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AND THE FRAGILE 10-YEAR-OLD MAGE HEROICALLY SHIELDS HIM!

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...

I wonder why I even try to care anymore.

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BEST battle cry.

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Oh yes! Convoys and prep screens, two things I like to have.

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Okay. Let's see what we can do!

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We can deploy all but one of our guys. Note that Natalie is apparently also optional for deployment, and is a civilian instead of a tent. But what could that mean?

Now, you might remember the title of this episode.

That Mr. creator decided to stop caring about balance.

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Yep.

I could just solo the hack with him

But I'm not going to do that, because training the pathetic losers has thus far proved to be moderately more entertaining than trashing everything with a superunit would be.

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Here's the team!

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So, this guy is a CRAZY weird recolor of Athos. I wonder what his stats look like?

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Wait... archsage? What?

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These tutorials have slowly gone from "irrelevant" to "entirely incorrect".

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Holy crap

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HOLY CRAP

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HOLY CRAP

So, if you thought GEITZ was good, THINK AGAIN. This guy has legendary magic tomes, the ability to use them, and Athos-level stats!

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The only thing is his one crippling weakness, 2 movement! There are ways to get around this, but as I said, I don't want to just wreck everything with this guy, so I won't do those things.

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Our other new joiner is Kin. Compared to the other two people we just got... Yeah, he isn't getting training.

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That Aureola tome is - rank. As in, literally anyone can use it. Even physical units. It doesn't give any WEXP, unfortunately.

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Wait...

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Okay Mig64, I think we've moved from "thoughtless" to "actively trying to make this hack unbalanced".

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Anyways, let's take a break from insanity to watch the new promoted unit get some action!

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Oh, and note the redesignation of these guys, from "Black Fang" to "Fang Unit". They're apparently hired by Bern, which is the replacement for having Nergal as our main enemy. You might say it makes no sense considering Roy should be the king of Bern, and... wait... THE CORRUPTION OF ROY IS PART OF DDOP CANON! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

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Doesn't explain how Lloyd got revived, though! Judging by his stats, you would THINK the solution would be to escort Holy across the map to slay him, but there are far more solutions available than that. Good thing too, since we're on a time limit!

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I don't need you, I have Auroreola!

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MOO WAH- Wait, 48 damage?

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Stats are normal?

So, the thing is, Auroreola's defense boost is SO HIGH it makes your defense GO INTO THE NEGATIVES. So, the weapon is powerful, but it's nerfed in that you probably won't even be able to eat one physical attack.

Still doesn't make it balanced, though.

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Hang on a moment! Not deploying Natalie makes you unable to use her tent powers? What? Even FE6 didn't pull that BS!

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You know, I haven't been taking advantage of Sephyz. Probably because she isn't that awesome.

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I think you have been misinformed, dear sir.

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I'll take it. But I won't use it.

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Already almost done. As I said, this hack is the opposite of hard.

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Ouch.

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After this, it's just normal dialogue. I kind of wish the bosses would at least try to explain their own existence. I mean, mind control or quintessence revival would STILL be a better explanation than none at all!

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Bye bye!

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"Not really, but I have an awesome weapon!"

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?????

Once again, this is sort of relevant, although don't expect it to be explained in full. Nothing is EVER explained in full.

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Ready for promotion! Let's see what Princess promotes into!

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We get this, and-

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Wait, what? The chapter ends right there? The objective said that I had to kill all the enemies! Whatever, it's not like two level 1 shaman losses are going to make me underleveled.

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But before we go...

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Yep. Hector's here.

Hector, the man who is simultaneously dead AND being poisoned by his big brother.

And Mig64 remembered to change the dialogue. As in, he KNEW, he KNEW, that this scene was in. He didn't forget about it, he KNEW!

Listen guys, however little you think you care about this hack's story, I think Mig cared even less.

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Uh oh. Who's gonna show up with Ninian?

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WHO WILL IT BE?

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It is ENEMOK! Zack's son, as Lilian pointed out! Only, unlike Eliwood, he actually joins us in gameplay. Sometimes, two of him might join, but I don't think that's going to happen here.

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This one actually isn't creepy, since Axel is a bard who might just be interested/excited in finding someone to partner with.

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Random altered dialogue for no reason!

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And this our gaiden comes up!

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...Except the text box changed a bit.

Alright guys, we're done!

You can go now!

See you all tomorrow or sometime!

...Bye!

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Oh, right! The Ju thing!

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She just left a few seconds ago! How did you get so far behind in the first place?

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Just go catch up with her!

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Revelation: Ju uses Raven's character slot!

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We almost definitely will be... but that doesn't change that THIS IS STUPID.

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Murdock. Well then.

NEXT TIME: In the gaiden chapter, we encounter a thing I call "THE MOMENT". It is a bit of pure, utter BS, simultaneously completely obscure and also completely pointless, to the point that even Endorph in his LP never discovered it. So, look forward to my absolute shock!

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Markyjoe would be insulted, comparing DDOP to Corruption of Roy.

I just noticed the story things, that's all. But you're right, even Markyjoe's hacks had more effort put into them than THIS.

Let's continue dealing with...

Different Dimensions Ostian Princess: Episode 8: Chapter 7x: The Devil is Pointless, Praise Natalie

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This scene looks... slightly different.

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So, we are indeed going to be fighting General Murdock, despite the fact that he's dead. And Hellene too.

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BERN'S PUNISHMENT

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I almost hoped that we'd be fighting a Queen class. Ah well.

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And then we all just sort of spawn in the first room of the fort and run out of it.

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I'm going to assume he's being sarcastic.

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Note that Eliwood/Enemok is here, requiring some changed dialogue. Once again, I'd like to remind you all that if the grammar looks wrong, it's custom dialogue.

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No, I agreed to recruit Enemok.

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Stop putting words in my mouth!

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Okay, that's quite enough self-insert praise!

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YES. I thought you knew this already?

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???

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So that's how Enemok and Ninian were in there?

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Wait, you didn't actually give your strategy!

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Wait, what? We're going to send a teensy-tiny force through the main entrance, while the main part of our group uses a secret surprise tunnel? That... isn't a bad idea, actually.

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Despite being the tactician, all I do is decide whether or not strategies work, apparently.

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This chapter has received significant alterations. Not improvements, alterations.

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Here's the team. We're taking Natalie this time, for item storage.

Wait, is that really...

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That's right everyone! Eliwood replacement actually joins the team! Mig changed a character's role!

Of course, I'm still not going to use him. But if I did, he'd wreck everyone.

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Let's see what she promotes into! Note that the odd stats are just a side-effect of wielding Aureola.

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It seems to be a normal sage with a glitchy HP bar...

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But it's actually a Marquess! Who instantly gains an S rank in light! Good for us!

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Here's the upper formation.

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And here's the bottom one. Geitz is covered by the tile thing. It was either him or Natalie, okay!?

Also, note that the palette's been changed. And... Ninian?

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Yup, she's here with us! Except, literally all she does is charge into enemies and DIE, as Endorph discovered. I won't be letting her dance straight into death.

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I don't really care.

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Wait wait wait WAIT!

If you deploy Natalie, she STILL doesn't count as a tent?

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Remember, Natalie the Tent always deployed herself right up until we got a prep screen. Then, she morphed into Natalie the Civilian, which is probably why we can't use her now... but it still makes me aggravated!

...Wait.

Hold on.

I have an idea.

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Moo wah hah...

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AH HAHAHAHAHA!!

Natalie shall now WRECK EVERYONE!

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We'll see about THAT!

(No idea how this screenshot got here, actually)

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DEAD

(Sorry guys, no animation)

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Hey guys, decide which side you're on!

Oh, that random soldier with uber weaponry?

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He's level 20 for some reason. And STILL pathetic.

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This random sage has a weird inventory.

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Our boss is General. Not Murdock, just General. He drops Ninis's Grace(despite not doing that in the normal game), has "you're-not-penetrating-this-unless-you're-Geitz" defense, and negative resistance. He won't be THAT hard to kill.

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ALL SHALL FALL TO THE ADVANCE OF NATALIE... THE... UH... NATALIE THE NAGGER!

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EMBRACE YOUR LOVER'S REPLACEMENT, NINIAN

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Hah! Having Bolt doesn't make you BETTER, mage!

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That brave lance is a bit heavy for you, don't you think, soldier? Let's take it from you!

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Marf winds up for the attack and-

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WHAT

WHAT!?

WHAT

WHAT WHAT

WHAT THE WHAT

WHAAAAATTTTTT!!!???!?

That's right everybody.

The random iron lance.

Is a devil weapon.

The random iron lance.

Is a devil weapon.

The reason this is so shocking is not because of the thing itself, but rather, the POINTLESSNESS of it. WHY? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?

WHAT IS THE POINT?

So, if you ever thought that Mig might maybe actually be trying to make a good hack, this pretty much confirms otherwise. Mig never cared about balance or anything else.

He was just messing around, and trying to fool people into thinking this hack was serious.

Okay, let's get back to the actual game.

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The iron lance DEVIL PITCHFORK lands the second blow succesfully, which is a good thing.

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Serra finishes, and gets a good level. You know, maybe I should try promoting her! Yeah, that's what I'll do... even though it will probably be something disappointing.

It won't be disappointing.

At all.

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All lances MUST DIE.

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I don't think so. Your troops aren't that strong.

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WOW, ONE SOLDIER

YOU'RE REALLY GONNA WIN NOW

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Next turn, he brings in some slightly more formidable reinforcements.

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ONLY ONE CIVILIAN CAN STOP THEM

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And she does. I have no idea where her growths are even coming from.

Wait, is that a negative 0?

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No, it's just her -1 RES is now 0 RES. Oh well.

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That's... way more damage than she should be dealing. This is the second time we've come across an armor knight, so mayube her class really IS effective against armors? But then, what would be multiplied by 3? Whether it's her magic or her divine tome, the damage doesn't add up...

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Oh, that explains it.

Sort of, that's some really odd math...

Whatever, let's take care of him with Bolt!

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You're holding an axe. She's a magician. Matching blades makes no sense.

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Wait a minute, Bolt doesn't do 41 damage!

HOW LOW IS GENERAL'S RESISTANCE?

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HE'S DEAD NOW

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This ring is utterly pointless. Maybe we can sell it?

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Hold on, I'm going to reset to see what the negative RES turns into.

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...8?

That's a surprisingly... ordinary... number.

ONWARDS TO THE END CUTSCENE!

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We've got him captured now! Maybe he can explain the plot!

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Oh, OR NOT THEN

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THEY'RE REALLY COWARD

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NEXT TIME: Mig stops trying to make his dialogue seem serious.

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Did you notice that the brave Lance has zero hit?

Also LOLOLOLOLOL THE POINTLESSNESS!

Also, it's 141 damage, how low IS that guy's res?

Last thing, is the flash game worth playing?

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A level 10 general with 4 speed and a level 20 soldier with 3 defense ;/

And don't forget Lilian's 4 (!!!) magic before her promotion.

A really weird hack. I can't understand lots of things...

However you do a good job so far.

Yeah, the stats of this hack are rather imbalanced. Even when promoted, Lilian is nearly worthless.

Did you notice that the brave Lance has zero hit?

Also LOLOLOLOLOL THE POINTLESSNESS!

Also, it's 141 damage, how low IS that guy's res?

Last thing, is the flash game worth playing?

That's why I made the "brave lance too heavy comment", but if you look at the soldier's stat screen, that brave lance apparently has 21 MT and 12 hit.

As for the flash game, well... let's just say that it somehow manages to have a worse story than corrupt theocracy, and a more imbalanced combat system than... than... SOMETHING. And it's only 10-15 minutes long.

Murdock's res is so low, that pulling a bunny out of a hat causes him to take lethal damage.

That's a good one! Let me try:

"Murdock's RES is so low that the game magically resurrecting characters from the dead instantly kills him."

...What?

Let's continue dealing with...

Different Dimension Ostian Princess: Episode 9: Chapter 8: Leila's appearance and the dialogue's final collapse

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We're going to be killing him, aren't we? I'm not even surprised at this point.

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Once again, the palette was randomly switched to nighttime.

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Yeah?

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Oh no!

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Oh, never mind. We're cool.

Now remember, I think one of the cavalier duo called our archer, Wil, to tell him he can use the ballista. But here, we don't have any archers(we could have used Ju, but noooooo). So, what does Mig do to account for this?

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So, if you ever thought that maybe, JUST MAYBE, Mig might have ever had the slightest care about where his story is going, THINK AGAIN.

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And NOBODY comments on how "Lord Lloyd" should already have been dead?

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We've beaten every single person so far handily. You can't even get your grammar right.

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Wait, SECOND ballista?

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What? That's standard FE boss tactics... Mind you, it's not like it's ever WORKED.

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Bye Matthew. It's not like we actually care, even if it is a pity you missed a certain appearance...

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9 dudes. Here's the team.

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Our formation.

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The enemies' formation.

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Upon starting the chapter, the archer morphs into a second ballista. I honestly have no idea.

Did you guys notice that green thief?

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HOLY CRAP

This makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. Why is a badass version of Leila hanging out here? And why does nobody even care about it? Why does an unpromoted unit have an S rank?

Why do I even care anymore?

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The stats aren't interesting...

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But his droppable is. I'm not going to do the Mine glitch though, sorry guys.

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I gave Sephyz the weird Sol Katti, because she can use it.

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WOW

...WOW

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Almost makes me wish we could actually use it without it snapping in two!

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Yes blacksmith. I know.

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The generics are pathetic. If you're hoping for entertainment from the actual gameplay, you won't get it.

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The archer moves from his ballista, like he was never in it in the first place! But what really confuses me is that the ORIGINAL ballista despawned!

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...She's gonna destroy the village, isn't she.

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GRAB

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Dead!

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Almost forgot this guy! His description is absolutely wrong, and he's WEAKER than Lloyd and Murdock, weapon boosts or no!

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I should really stop using that lance.

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"Clever and wise"?

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Dangit! Okay, maybe that one was my fault.

Moniker's fault: 2

Game's BS: 0

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Enemy phase soldier reinforcements! Though to be fair, those were in the original.

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I don't really care.

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Emblem bow has brave effect. Because Geitz needed to be more OP.

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Leila is acting REALLY WEIRD. Like, instead of heading for some specific objective, she just walks around a few tiles on her phase. She isn't going for enemies or allies or anything. It's like she's looking for something... or someone...

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MOST BUFF CIVILIAN

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But for no longer, I need to train Serra now.

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...What?

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He drops easy.

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It was ALWAYS in her hands!

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GOOD QUESTION, LET'S SEE IF ZACK HAS AN ANSWER

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...I give up.

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Let's see their excellent tactical discussion!

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*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

My head hurts now.

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I'd almost RATHER the dialogue be unchanged!

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I still don't understand why the ruler of an entire nation is being treated like this, or why he's even with us.

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But Enemok's already here, you don't need to travel to him!

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Don't encourage her, Zack!

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NEXT TIME: Serra the eternal's FINAL INCARNATION!

Well, it's been a hard battle between Bloodlines and Yet Another Ragefest Hack for a while now, so I used a random number generator again, and it seems we're doing YET ANOTHER RAGEFEST HACK next!

Oh, and I went ahead and reset the poll. Serenes Forest poll system is just too glitchy to just keep adding options.

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Let's continue dealing with...

Different Dimensions Ostian Princess: Episode 10: Chapter 9: Serra the Eldritch

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This is a really random title, we won't even be fighting any druids.

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Blah blah blah, standard dialogue...

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Then we all come out of the village. Really, very little was changed about this chapter.

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The team!

Wait, hold on a moment.

Look closer at that character list.

Does anything not look right to anyone?

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That's right everybody, NINIAN'S JOINED THE TEAM! This gives that Nini's Grace a use, I guess, but this further contributes to DDOP's defilement of FE7 canon, and means that Ninian and Axel can dance each other for all eternity. I guess Mig really just didn't care.

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The positioning!

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Oh, right, there's gonna be fog. Don't worry, Mig won't have made visibility 1 tile or any crazy crap.

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M-merlinus!?

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Or Diego? Wait, who is he replacing?

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How can Ostia just capture the leader of another country? Why hasn't this Marquess guy just called down Thracia's military, or used the division of Ostian knights he leads?

...Oh, right, I was trying to make sense of the situation again! Silly me.

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He's Wallace! I get it now!

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He actually will.

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I never got why the game taught you to promote at level 12 when going all the way to level 20 is almost always the best option.

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There doesn't seem to be much around, but I'm sure you all remember this chapter's gimmick.

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A weird second version of Leila has decided to join us again. No idea why.

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This warrior has lots of HP, a hand axe, and pretty much nothing else.

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Hey there, new guy. You have a really weird Luna tome. Let's see if your promotion can shed some light on the Ereshkigal tome...

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This random, ordinary dark cleric promotes into...

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NERGAL!!?!

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And gains literally nothing but CON. Worst Nergal EVER!

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I guess he can use all the weapons. So balanced.

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Was... was this buffed? Maybe slightly?

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I think the answer is yes.

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And so, yet ANOTHER character who would do just fine in endgame FE7 joins us in the eternal battle against level 1 unpromoted enemies!

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And now the reinforcements are coming. Great.

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Leila's doing her weird wandering-around act again. I have no idea what she's looking for.

...Wait... Matthew's here! She can talk to Matthew!

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...Or, Mr. M could have wasted yet another opportunity!

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Eagler is almost entirely unchanged, and I'm fairly certain his generics are WEAKER. After fighting Lloyd, none of this makes any sense!

...Not that it ever did...

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Oops. You will be missed, random OP weapon.

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Dark bishop go! Serra's training is almost complete, soon we'll be able to promote her! Of course, I'm assuming that this weird class is going to be similar to Sephyz and won't be anything too special.

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Welp.

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Spinning competitions are how a warrior establishes dominance!

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Bad decision, bandit. Holy was just on a peaceful pilgrimage to the village, why did you have to mess with His Blueness like that?

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NO, NO, NO

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NOOOOOOOO

Okay, MAYBE that was a little bit my fault for not throwing the thing away, but this entire situation is so ludicrous I'm going to label it the game's fault.

Moniker's fault: 2

Game's BS: 1

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W-wait...

WHAT?

You mean... the ENEMIES' iron lances do it TOO?

So... Mig made every single iron lance in the game... a devil weapon... for no reason.

...WHY!?!

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Maybe this village will be able to shed some light on the situation?

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No, I didn't mean- *sigh*

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Serra the eternal won't die to some silly 49% hit chance!

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Bye, loser. No one cares.

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She gains one big point of Res, and I think she's ready!

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Let's see what this lady promotes into!

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Wait... no animation?

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:wtf:

*many savestates and screenshot attempts later*

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It's official everyone.

Serra has ascended into her TRUE FORM.

The world cannot comprehend it. Them even trying results in the souls of hell to pause time and begin their infernal screech.

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The mere brain, whether that of a computer or human, destroys itself just by attempting to look at her and understand. Serra cannot be understood.

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Serra, in her divine benevolence, has chosen to appear as a simply Lyn Lord, but only sometimes.

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All attempts to select and control her shall fail.

Serra can't be controlled.

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If you attempt to attack her, she will politely die for your entertainment...

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And she will take a long time in doing so...

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BUT SHE WILL COME BACK.

SHE ALWAYS COMES BACK.

SERRA IS...

ETERNALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL......

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Okay, that's enough! Let's get out of here! Hopefully, the next chapter will have a solution to the Serra problem!

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Blah. blah, blah...

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I noticed. Something tells me it won't exactly be high quality.

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MORE of Uther? You'd think Mig would want to hide how little sense the story makes, but I guess not!

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It seems that it REALLY IS Hector Uther is tormenting! Not like I expected this to ever start making sense.

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I know Uther was a "hard exterior but really cares" kinda guy, but this is ridiculous!

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NEXT TIME: Another chapter named after a random person in the chapter! Will Uther be able to stop Serra?

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No, he's gonna have to stand up to Diego the man.

Also, WHAT THE HELL DID MIG DO TO HAVE THAT HAPPEN TO SERRA? Did Mig try to make a new class or something and completely botch it up?

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No, he's gonna have to stand up to Diego the man.

Also, WHAT THE HELL DID MIG DO TO HAVE THAT HAPPEN TO SERRA? Did Mig try to make a new class or something and completely botch it up?

This is just a wild guess, but I think he made his new Cleric class(he obviously wasn't using a modified version of the normal one) labeled as unpromoted, or promoteable, but without actually giving the game a class for her to promote into. So the game used garbage data or... SOMETHING.

and thus a new serra meme was born....

or a creepypasta

Notice the only thing consistent in the glitched screenshots is Serra's portrait

my hack train is already going, but I will take the creepypasta idea and give her a cameo

DO IT

Let's continue dealing with...

Different Dimensions Ostian Princess: Episode 11: Chapter 10: Uther the Serra Slayer

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We haven't had a map screen for the entire hack, why do we suddenly get one now?

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Now, let's see what BRILLIANT opening words our characters have to say!

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UTHER IS EVIL, WE MUST KILL HIM

The BGM didn't even actually stop

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Emphasis on "our", as in, me taking a test with you. I'm sure there'll be plenty of crappy hacks for me to play in the future.

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The team! One of them is not like the others...

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More screenshots of the abomination!

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The abomination isn't even consistent! The game didn't start screeching bloody murder this time, but her stats and inventory changed AS I WAS FLIPPING THROUGH THE PAGES.

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Well, might as well get going! Let's finish this before Serra brings down my beautiful new computer...

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Hey, I wonder if-

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Serra has spread to the unit list

It's not working anymore

Wait... there might be a solution!

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Eat THIS, Serra!

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She's slightly more comprehensible, more along the lines of SCU from Fateborn's FE8Girls LP...

...Screw it, I liked her better in game-crashing form. Savestate load time.

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WE APPEAR TO HAVE A SLIGHT POWER DISCREPANCY

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But seriously, Uther is pretty much a standard unit, except wielding one of the OP--with-a-weird-rollover-huge-stat-boost weapons. So, he'll have a hard time hitting us, but if he does, he'd do huge damage.

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Serra can be rescued! This is good, since we still can't actually select and move her (or control her in literally any way at all), we can have Sucker carry her to the boss for the ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!

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Oh, right, I almost forgot.

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*sigh* Mig, you could have actually changed something for the better...

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He says something about losing a sword at the bridge when we refuse to let him join us. It might be hinting at something, but I didn't find anything special.

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THESE ENEMIES

SO THREATENING

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Hey guys, I'm going to suddenly retroactively say this was a challenge run, since I didn't use any of the statboosters. Of course, "challenge" is subjective.

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Nothing interesting is happening with the actual enemies, so I've kind of been fast-forwarding through this.

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Shops! They have anti-Uther weaponry that's ultimately useless, and a Bolt tome.

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We have made it to Uther the portraitless!

(Note that Lilian's had a must-survive diamond since the chapter started. I have no idea why.)

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You know, I don't think these weapons are quite regulation... if we had the Mine, we could probably get them for ourselves, but it would be pointless.

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Let's see him go up against SERRA!

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I'm honestly not sure whether or not I should be threatened.

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That's actually true, why does he have to kill his younger brother?

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He gets Serra's HP to tick down and then poisons her. Of course, she revives...

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Dies again from poison damage...

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And then... stays... dead...

Is...

Is it really gone?

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The unit list works again!

Do you know what this means?

SERRA THE ETERNAL HAS FINALLY BEEN DEFEATED!

ALL REJOICE, FOR SERRA IS NO MORE!

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Uther had to equip his Rex Hasta to do it, which has slightly different statboosts.

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This time, the stat sent into the negatives was strength. BUT HE CAN HIT US NOW!

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ZAP!

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Oh. Well, the weapons still poison us. Is that how he's going to kill us?

Who shall strike the finishing blow? There's only one obvious choice...

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The person who can ACTUALLY DEAL DAMAGE TO HIM! You go, Diego!

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Yes, it should! But you decided to turn evil and then we killed you.

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What a way to cap off the LP!

Not really

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I hereby declare this hack CONQUERED!

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Yup! Any dialogue changes around?

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...None to be seen!

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And it's a happy ending for everyone involved!

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YES.

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So, Zack is who we'll be searching for in Eliwood mode?

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The text has been properly find-replaced, but little was actually changed.

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Wait... you mean, she's NOT DEAD?

That means... Serra might have chosen to disappear from this LP... ONLY TO TRAVEL TO A NEW ONE...

THE STORY IS NOT OVER!

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Bit of an odd activity for the guy implied to be god himself.

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No, Lilian. No, you won't.

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NEXT TIME: Impossible Future, final thoughts, and final stats!

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