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Exactly as the title says. Non-Star Wars people just stop reading now.

<emeraldfox_09> Can I join your merry band Commissar?

<CommissarGaunt> "Merry band"?

<CommissarGaunt> You make it sound like the Grateful Dead

<CommissarGaunt> The FESSR is serious business

<emeraldfox_09> The what?

<emeraldfox_09> Well, can I join the FESSR then?

<Fox2> lol

<CommissarGaunt> The FESSR. Is that not what you were referring to?

<CommissarGaunt> Sure, just head on over to our topic and sign your soul over to the Communist cause forecer

<CommissarGaunt> And this is NOT a laughing matter, Fox

<Fox2> My mistake, CommissarGaunt

<CommissarGaunt> I'm sick of the way you keep making light of everything

<Fox2> apologies

<emeraldfox_09> It's that easy?

<emeraldfox_09> Thought it be harder...

<Fox2> Make no mistake, it won't happen again, I can assure you of that.

<CommissarGaunt> You should be. And yes, it is that... easy. Yes, its very... easy,.

<CommissarGaunt> Frankly, its just immature

<CommissarGaunt> You should know better at your age

<Fox2> You are most correct.

<CommissarGaunt> Your a young adult now, you know?

<Fox2> Once again I apologize.

<Fox2> I mean no disrespect to you or the Glorious FESSR.

<CommissarGaunt> Alright, i'll take that for now

<CommissarGaunt> But in the future I won't be so lenient

<CommissarGaunt> FYI

<Fox2> you got it boss.

<CommissarGaunt> Remember also--the Emperor is not as forgiving as I am...

*** CommissarGaunt is now known as DarthVader

<DarthVader> I find your lack of maturity... disturbing.

*** Fox2 is now known as Tarkin

<Tarkin> Vader

<Tarkin> release him

<DarthVader> NOOOO!!

<DarthVader> MEENIE

<DarthVader> MR. EMPEROR, TARKIN IS CALLING ME NAMES AGAIN

<Tarkin> This bickering is pointless!

<Tarkin> and shit, man

<Tarkin> You're crazy if you think

<Tarkin> the Emperor wasn't afraid of Tarkin

<DarthVader> The Emorer had his Red Guard

<DarthVader> he wasn't afraid of anything

<Tarkin> Tarkin was also a lunatic

*** Ayase Quit (Exit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

<DarthVader> Go back to screwing Daala and leave me along

<DarthVader> *e

<Tarkin> Good call.

<emeraldfox_09> Can I be Emorer?

<Tarkin> too bad I let that bitch rot in the Maw

<DarthVader> A *real* shame

<Tarkin> :/

<DarthVader> And, no, you cant be Em*p*orer. That's heresy to even suggest such a thing

*** DarthVader is now known as GregorEisenhorn

<GregorEisenhorn> and we don't take kindly to hearsay around here

*** Tarkin is now known as Thrawn

*** GregorEisenhorn is now known as AdmrialPelleon

<Thrawn> I swear I'm the only person with a braincell or two in this entire operation

<Thrawn> ah

<Thrawn> aside from you, Captain

<Thrawn> you are most vital in this process

<AdmrialPelleon> Grand Armrial, now, sir

<emeraldfox_09> Awww....

<AdmrialPelleon> *Admrial

<Thrawn> Ah, when did this happen my dear captain?

<Thrawn> I recall making no such promotion.

<emeraldfox_09> Anyone remember the original Snowboard Kids?

<AdmrialPelleon> A while after you die actually. But Continuity was never a problem for Star Wars, is it?

<Thrawn> Pelleaon

<Thrawn> I do not appreciate this

<Thrawn> is this some kind of joke?

<Thrawn> You never were one for jokes.

<AdmrialPelleon> Joke? Of course not

<Thrawn> Have you cracked, captain? Taken a leap into the deep end?

<AdmrialPelleon> Star Wars is srs busness

<Thrawn> What are these Star Wars?

<Thrawn> You've been at it too long, captain

<Thrawn> take a break.

<AdmrialPelleon> No, I'm just trying to balance three threads and a chat at the same time and its waeing me thin

<AdmrialPelleon> I *do* need a rest

<Thrawn> You're advised to take leave for the time being

<AdmrialPelleon> err... and by two threads and a chat I mean the Imperial Navy

<Thrawn> no worries, Captain, I assure you

<Thrawn> the Black Fleet is ours

<Thrawn> there's no need to be worried about the New Republic

<Thrawn> not yet, anyway

<AdmrialPelleon> The New Republic? Surely you mean the Rebel scum?

<Thrawn> Don't underestimate our enemy so.

<Thrawn> That attitiude is what led the Emperor and his pet to their demise

<Thrawn> I won't have that happen again.

<AdmrialPelleon> Of course, sir. Anything you say, sir. I worship at your feet, sir.

<Thrawn> Sarcasm, captain?

<Thrawn> It's not appreciated

<AdmrialPelleon> It's not sarcasm at all, sir

<Thrawn> Ah, I see.

<Thrawn> Captain, what is the Chimera's current heading?

<AdmrialPelleon> We've left Byss and are heading rimward to Polis Mossa to restock on medical supplies

<AdmrialPelleon> *left

<Thrawn> Ah, excellent.

<Thrawn> And how is our, ah, guest holding up?

<Thrawn> No mishaps I trust.

<AdmrialPelleon> Of which guest in particular do you speak, sir?

<Thrawn> The Jedi Master from Wayland.

<Thrawn> Captain? I response is warranted.

<Thrawn> *A

<AdmrialPelleon> Ah, yes--hes crazy as always

<Thrawn> Such a casual demeanor about you today...

<Thrawn> Most unusual.

<AdmrialPelleon> It's the fatigue

<AdmrialPelleon> Sir

<Thrawn> Ah yes, my mistake.

<Thrawn> Please get some rest, captain.

<Thrawn> Can't afford to have you asleep on the job if we encounet trouble.

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<TalonKarrade> I actually *am* getting tired

<Fox2> I managed to put it together

*** Fox2 is now known as Tarkin

<Tarkin> Sleep!?

<Tarkin> In our moment of triumph!?

*** TalonKarrade is now known as Daala

<Daala> I know *much* better thing than sleep

<Tarkin> I think you overestimate your condition!

<Daala> sir

<Tarkin> not here

<Tarkin> they'll see

<Tarkin> I'll meet you in the Maw

<Tarkin> take

<Tarkin> my Star Destroyers

<Daala> Deck 5 is under matinence...

<Tarkin> I'll be there in fifteen minutes

<Tarkin> Got it

<Tarkin> brb blowan up Alderaan

<Daala> rawwr

<Tarkin> no stop that

<Tarkin> or it's back to Carida with you

<Tarkin> and I know how much you hate Carida

<Daala> Nuuuuu

<Daala> Those Chauvinist Worms

<Tarkin> precisely

<Tarkin> so just go to deck foive

<Tarkin> *five

<Tarkin> and wait for me there

<Daala> ay ay, Captain

<Daala> wink wink, nudge nudge

<Tarkin> You know what

<Tarkin> I'm sick of this

<Tarkin> minus one Star Destroyer for you

<Tarkin> next time you'll practice subtlety

<Tarkin> or I'll take another

* Tarkin waves finger

<Daala> Of course, sir.

<Daala> Which finger?

* Tarkin rage

<Daala> Too bad I'm ghost tyoe

<Daala> *type

<Daala> Has no effect

<Tarkin> \:

<Daala> Bitch

<Tarkin> Super laser

<Tarkin> must count for something

<Daala> SHOOP DA WHOOP

<Tarkin> lol

<Tarkin> that'd make an awesome avatar, actually

<Tarkin> a picture of Tarkin looking serious

<Tarkin> with "lol

<Tarkin> added in

*** Tarkin is now known as Wicket

<Wicket> AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

<Daala> There's a giff of everything somewhere on the interwebs

* Wicket beat Daala with stick and rocks

<Daala> WOTIEDIE

<Wicket> silly, Jawas say that

<Daala> But I changed my nick...

<Wicket> also I've learned English over the years

<Daala> Damn java

<Wicket> :[

* Wicket beat Java with stick and rocks

<Daala> Basic, not English, *Basic*

<Wicket> Ewok answer to everything

<Wicket> Shit! My bad

<Wicket> such an elementary mistake

<Daala> Lol

*** Daala is now known as Holmes

* Wicket hit self with stick and rocks

<Holmes> Yes, elementary my dear Wicket

<Wicket> ~-~

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