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Gordon Freemeow

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    Official "Fuck My Life" Thread

    in General

    Posted · Edited by Miss Meow

    Sorry, guys, but I think I have the best FML of all:

    I've been in the United States for six years now, speak English like an American, have been MISTAKEN as an American-born citizen, I have good enough grades that I can get into at least some of the colleges that I want, have a good enough work ethic to actually be able to do well in college...

    BUT.

    I don't have my fucking green card, I'm a legal alien resident of the United States who can't get a job due to my non-citizenship, can barely get fucking scholarships because I can't get financial aid from the government because I have to be a citizen, can't have my parents pay for college because they are already in debt (plus my mother is the only one who can legally work in our family), and my sister is going to college this fall and her total college costs amount to more than $50,000, and I can't even get my fucking learner's permit for driving because my mother is too stressed out by her own job and my dad's too much of a dick to teach me.

    So fuck you all, I win.

    Misread, my bad.

    As for my experiences:

    My father is in jail for a crime my mother committed, the worst part is SHE TRIED TO KILL HIM. That's the law for you, someone tries to kill you, you defend yourself, you go to jail. My mother is a crazy stalker and attempted murderer who is also addicted to drugs. We had to file a restraining order against her a while ago which just went into effect.

    FE4 THREAD

    in Far from the Forest...

    Posted · Edited by Miss Meow

    Welcome to Black Mesa.

    Position: Security Officer

    Prime Priority: Preservation of lab equipment.

    Secondary Priority: Welfare of Science Personal.

    Low Priority: Personal Safety.

    Black Mesa, Nothing expendable... Except you.

    Did you made that up or was it somewhere in the Half Life game?

    Half Life: Blue Shift

    It's in the opening credits that no one pays attention to.

    What should I do with 9999 rupeees? I finally found out how to sell treasure, and now I'm truly loaded.

    Buy a different game.

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    in Far from the Forest...

    Posted

    Welcome to Black Mesa.

    Position: Security Officer

    Prime Priority: Preservation of lab equipment.

    Secondary Priority: Welfare of Science Personal.

    Low Priority: Personal Safety.

    Black Mesa, Nothing expendable... Except you.

    FE4 THREAD

    in Far from the Forest...

    Posted

    Did you not hear me before? I am capable of time travel. She has no chance.

    Touché.

    Where is that e accent symbol anyway? That's one of my favorite words, but I can't find the mark. ;____;

    It's an alt code on most computers.

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    in Far from the Forest...

    Posted

    Also you forget I live in a different time zone, love. What was yesterday for you, is today for me.

    Wouldn't it be what's for today for me, is yesterday for you? Assuming you live in Scotland, that is.

    Something like that I suppose. Time travel confuses the hell out of me.

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