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Luminothe

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  1. Somthing I just realized, trees taste diferent in the winter than summer. I need to lick every kind of tree twice now! I'm really excited. I'm going to take a trip to Africa when I'm older to lick some exotic trees(mainly teak and mahogany) I wil also go to, venezuala, Brazil Italy, hawaii, Poland, Russia, and Japn for the purpose of licking exotic trees. The very though of pursuing this quest fills me with excitement!

  2. I personally am fascinated with wooden objects. there are so many different kinds of wood it is incredible. Take a tree for an example. If I lick a tree, and then lick a piece of plywood, they taste different. A wooden wall will taste different than a wooden table. A branch will even taste different than the tree it come from. Even lookoing at the different tree's, oak tases different than maple. pine tastes differnt than willow. Sassaffras is mildly sweet and tangy while beech is slightly nutty but fiberous. The fact that the same substance can take on so many different qualities is incredible. One day, I hope to lick every type of tree, every kind of wooden object out there.

  3. I was bouncing it off of The kids feet so I could move it down the field with throws. ANd I did not throw the lock. Bk201 was accusing me of being a mad bomber who sends letter bombs so I sild the lock at him, I thought he was wearing shoes. But he was bearfoot so it hurt.

  4. I'm asking you to leave me alon as in not respond to me, make cracks about me, make fun of, just please, would act like I don't exist. You acuse me of antagonizing you but you are so arrogant you are incapable of seeing how you harm others. You have afflicted so many attrocities upon me this yer that I'm in danger of being kicked out of school. Why? Because you are incapable of seeing that i am dealing with some significant anxiety problems and am on the verge of killing myself! You continue to prod me until I finally snap! You have no idea how much pain you have been causing me and if you have a shread of moral fiber or empathy you will STOP

  5. Well, I have to wait around 15 weeks in order for my warn to zero out, and a bit longer for everyone to forgt about my poopy topics. Then I'll post one again and only get warned. It is way to fun just to quit it.

  6. This paragraph:

    Yesterday, I had one of the most painful poops in my life. i hadn't gone(or even had to go) for 7 days and I still had no urge. So, I was forced to drink a very large quantity of prune juice. After taking 3 hourse to work. My bowels start to feel as if the were about to explode so I go onto the toilet. The poop was ridicuously hard and large. The sensation of forcing it out was quite comparable to forcing a large, glass orb that had been chipped all around it out of your mouth, only it was my anus and the orb was actually a large brown poop. But this was just the beggining. After dealing with this for an hour, I wiped for another half hour and continued with my day. It effectively took 6 hours for the prune juice to prepare wave 2. This time, it was the most putrid diareah you had ever smelled. And it burned. Badly. I spent a total of 3 hours passing burning, scalding, blobs of sludge and another hour to wipe. for both poops. I had to use a plastic golve to go in and break up the horrid bowel movements.

    I actually had to hold most of the diareah just so I could get it all down the pipe! after every flush(there were 5) I had to drop a small bit of diareah into the toilet bowl so it could go down. It was really awful.

  7. Luminothe, you are one of my favourite trolls.

    I think that's much more accurate.

    Yesterday, I had one of the most painful poops in my life. i hadn't gone(or even had to go) for 7 days and I still had no urge. So, I was forced to drink a very large quantity of prune juice. After taking 3 hourse to work. My bowels start to feel as if the were about to explode so I go onto the toilet. The poop was ridicuously hard and large. The sensation of forcing it out was quite comparable to forcing a large, glass orb that had been chipped all around it out of your mouth, only it was my anus and the orb was actually a large brown poop. But this was just the beggining. After dealing with this for an hour, I wiped for another half hour and continued with my day. It effectively took 6 hours for the prune juice to prepare wave 2. This time, it was the most putrid diareah you had ever smelled. And it burned. Badly. I spent a total of 3 hours passing burning, scalding, blobs of sludge and another hour to wipe. for both poops. I had to use a plastic golve to go in and break up the horrid bowel movements.

    I actually had to hold most of the diareah just so I could get it all down the pipe! after every flush(there were 5) I had to drop a small bit of diareah into the toilet bowl so it could go down. It was really awful.

    congrajulations. You just posted the paragraph that I got a large ammount added to my warn status for posting. This topic isn't breaking any rules at all. It wasn't even inappropriate until people referenced my previous topics. This topic is more about phlegm and earwax then poo.

  8. when I started Fire emblem, I always promoted my units at lvl 10-14. I had to restart my first playthrough 3 times. I now alway wait until lvl 20. Especially in radiant dawn thanks to bexp abuse.

  9. Shadow the hedgehod was an interesting concept, but wonky controls, half baked story, repetitive game play ect. ect. made the unenjoyable. I guess it was targeted toward little kids who would laugh at the swearing. I mean seriously, it is pretty obvious the swearing was merely put in for the novelty, the situations aren't really what I'd call "swear inciting". Except when shadow falls into a bottomless pit. But, it would make much more sense to say fuck or shit than damn. Another sign that swearing was put in for novelty. all they would need is suggested nudity to complete the purpose of swearing.

  10. y'know, most people think humans only have 2 byproducts, poop and pee. However in reality one will find that humans beings produce 4 different forms of waste. The other two being phlegm and earwax. discuss.

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