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Stephen the Great
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Good, good. 10.
What do you get when you throw a piano into a barracks? A flat major.
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Look at the idiot go - he can't even tell an insult from a compliment!
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... this general, who looked even edgier and angrier at that time than he does in this picture. The General called in the Thracian knights under Arion, who took all the screaming characters back to their parents to get a spanking. Now when Dame Riceload (Caeldori) was brought back to Subaki, and his wife (insert female FE character here) by a Thracian dragomaster bearing the list of charges, the couple's reaction was...
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And yours?
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Lo and behold, it is the farcical Clarine! She brings shame upon the nobility, her brother, her parents, and Etruria!
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... a passing Gharnef came by and pacified Validar by giving him five bottles of Finlandia and three glasses of Stolichnaya and telling him to prove this set of equations:
Validar started shouting about how math equations and being drunk were his two favorite things in life and got to work. Now when Jamke read about this in the Marpha Times-Observer (headline: LOCAL DARK CULTIST PACIFIED BY CALCULUS), his reaction was...
@Shoblongoo: *CTHULHU
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... no-one, since that's only what Loptyr was drunkenly fantasizing about. So Loptyr pulled out a calculus textbook and attempted to prove the following set of equations:
Now Validar was passing by; he saw this, and said...
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... trying to drink all the Stolichnaya in the fantasy fridge. (There was none.) So Grima went to the wedding, gave Sheema a lump of obsidian as a gift, picked up Medeus, went into an electric car, and started driving on the Wangan Loop. When Loptyr, who was drunk on Cabernet, noticed this...
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Hail Grammar! I can't insult my Chief of Staff.
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... kissed Samson, who was making puppy-dog eyes at her. Then she pulled out a ring and married him. A drunken Medeus was conscripted to celebrate the rites. When Grima, himself drunk on Stolichnaya, heard of this...
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May all your teeth fall out and only one remain for a throbbing toothache!
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... honoured it, since the terms explicitly stated that he was to break it. (Make of that what you will.) Now Sheema and Samson were playing chess, and ...
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... phoned Eldigan and told him what was going on. Eldigan's reaction was...
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... had them defenestrated. Now when Garon and his advisor slime-Garon (Anankos went sane when confronted with the madness outside and split Garon into his constituent parts), heard of this, their reaction was...
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Quite a few. But life is ephemeral, as are relationships. I am used to that now.
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Nice, nice! 10/10
The year is 1954. A political prisoner and an NKVD officer are conversing.
"What sentence did they give you?"
-- "Fifteen years."
-- "For what?"
-- "For nothing."
-- "What a lie! For nothing they only give you five years."
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Amazing! 100%.
The year is 1955. In Leningrad, a man walks into a store. He asks the cashier, "You wouldn't happen to have meat, would you?" The cashier replies, "I'm afraid not, sir. We're a dairy store - we wouldn't happen to have milk. Across the street is the butchers' - there they wouldn't happen to have meat!"
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Should we put this stuff on FFnet or AO3?
- Prince Lyon, who used his skills - gained from beating Fomortiis, Grima, and then Niime into a pulp and drinking the resulting "screwed-over darkness smoothie" - to resurrect all the victims, including himself. When Ryoma and Ishtar were resurrected, they finished their fun time and got married. Their decision regarding Travant and Mikoto was to...
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Bozhe moi... 10/10.
It is the year 1928. A father and his son are observing the changing of the guard at the tomb of Vladimir Lenin. The son asks, "Papa, why are there so many soldiers in front of Comrade Lenin's tomb?"
The father replies, "Don't you remember what they say all the time - 'Lenin lived, Lenin lives now, Lenin will live forever' and all that? What if - God forbid - Lenin actually is alive and decides to walk out of the tomb?" -
... Niime. Being a considerate sort, he had the restaurant cleared so that Ryoma and Ishtar could enjoy their fun time. When Travant and Mikoto heard of this little snafu, they...
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... "wanna go out together?" Naturally, Ishtar accepted and went along. At the date, ...
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"... Raijinto and Gurgurant. Here they are right here." Ryoma was very happy. When Ishtar saw Ryoma's two swords....
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... Mikoto (don't even ask.) When Travant and Mikoto woke up, they went on a date. Ryoma, seeing this, ...
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You know, I don't see why people are so worried - but it does break a precedent in a bad way.
Please don't say your world's been shattered when the only problem is a talking Pikachu...
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Good work so far. Who else do you plan to include?