Clarine

also wanted to say that i've never heard anyone say / or read "hold your keyboard"

thanks for making me laugh

I see. You need not thank me, for such was not intended to be humourous. I say, your mannerism is far more tolerable than how your username and avatar portrays you! If one must know, such a term was devised by me long ago. After all, one typing "hold your tongue" when addressing an individual that is not speaking would be most nonsensical.

And as such, I shall bid you farewell.