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Aere

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  1. Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.

    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,If you are wise you’ll listen to me.

    What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?

    Eating as much as an elephant eats.

    What are you at getting terribly fat?

    What do you think will come of that?I don't like the look of it

    Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,Given good manners you will go far.

    You will live in happiness too,

    Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.

    Do-ba-dee-doo

    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,

    I’ve got another puzzle for you.

    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-da-dee,

    If you are wise you’ll listen to me.

    Gum chewing’s fine when it’s once in a while.

    It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile.

    But it’s repulsive revolting and wrong.

    Chewing and chewing all day long.

    The way that a cow does

    Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,

    Given good manners you will go far.

    You will live in happiness too,

    Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.

    Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

    I've got another puzzle for you

    Oompa Loompa doompadee dee

    If you are wise you will listen to me

    Who do you blame when your kid is a brat

    Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?

    Blaming the kids is a lion of shame

    You know exactly who's to blame:

    The mother and the father!

    Oompa Loompa doompadee dah

    If you're not spoiled then you will go far

    You will live in happiness too

    Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do

    Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

    I've got another puzzle for you

    Oompa Loompa doompa dah dee

    If you are wise you'll listen to me

    What do you get from a glut of TV?

    A pain in the neck and an IQ of three

    Why don't you try simply reading a book?

    Or could you just not bear to look?

    You'll get no

    You'll get no

    You'll get no

    You'll get no

    You'll get no commercials

    Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah

    If you're not greedy you will go far

    You will live in happiness too

    Like the OompaOompa Loompa doompadee do

    Formatting can eat a dick.

  2. So basically.

    Even if the assasin comes down to a 3 man lylo type thing where it's assasin, guard, and king and the assassin gets lynched, they can take a 50/50 shot at the remaining two people in hopes of killing the king?

    Think it comes down to a WIFOM situation there.

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