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    Why do Girls Want This?

    in Far from the Forest...

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    All right, let's dissect this shit and reply with what I would do if a girl was expecting me to do this stuff:

    "I want a boy bestfriend who will call me beautiful,"

    Depends. Am I going to be truthful or will it be like tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies?

    "and like my photos on facebook, commenting them saying things such as the fact he's proud to have me as a bestfriend."

    I don't have Facebook, so tough luck there girl.

    "One that I can call up, crying about other boys, and him saying he'll beat the shit out of them for me."

    Don't be stupid, girl. Violence is only a last resort, when every other method has been totally exhausted. Also if you phone me while I'm asleep, I will not be happy with you.

    "A boy bestfriend who will drive me around like he's my big brother,"

    I don't have a car yet, but if I did, whether or not I give you a lift would depend on my own plans for the day. If it's a fair distance, I won't ask for petrol money, but it would be nice if you at least offer.

    "and kiss me on my cheek/forehead when he knows I'm upset."

    If you're upset, I'll talk to you, maybe hug you, but kiss you? What would your boyfriend say about that?

    "One who becomes friends with my boyfriend"

    Depends. I'm a nice guy, but I know a dick when I meet one. I can tolerate but I won't ever call him a friend. Unless of course he is a good guy, then I have no complaints.

    "and one who calls me up to see what I'm doing."

    Well, bear in mind I don't even phone my own family much when I'm away at uni.

    "I want a boy best friend who will tell me when I'm wrong, and force me into fixing things and apologizing because he knows that it will make things better for me."

    I will tell you when you are wrong and how you you could fix it, but don't expect me to make sure you follow it through. And apologise, why?

    "I just want a perfect boy best friend,"

    You may not think of me as perfect, but if you're worth it, I can be a good friend.

    "who will love me and protect me from all the other boys."

    I'm not going to get my head kicked in for your mistakes, girl.

    After all is said and done, you don't get something for nothing. If you want all of this stuff from one guy, then expect the guy, in due time, to become rebellious if its all take and no give. Given that some people are more than willing to do everything for nothing, I personally am not willing to do everything for nothing. It would feel like I'm being used.

    haha That was great.

    I agree with you completely

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