Steven Tyler

Ah, I shouldn't really pick on Canada. I mean, you guys do have: Also, seeing I'm a fan of classic 80s and 90s wrestling I must thank the Canadians for giving us Bret "The Hit Man" Hart: (The guy on the ground)

If I could say one good thing about the Brits, was the music scene of the 60s.

Has a YouTube account.

Any proud Uncle Toms here? I mean, you really just hate the skin you are in. You get on your knees and pray to whoever you believe in to make your skin pure white as cocaine? Do you look in the mirror and you do you see, not a black person, but a proud, white man who wants out? Uncle Tom Pride!

They can keep that piece of shit state.

A Canadian? Dissing an American? My, my, thought I never see the day.

Hey, hey! Never knew it was his saying! I don't watch his crap.

I don't play video games.

Go back to being America's hat!

I don't think I would.

That's nasty! I'm not into shit or scat play!

I don't eat that shit because I don't wanna get fat.

Ishtar, where's Arthur? He's still alive?

I don't know. I fight if somebody tries to diss me.

It has to go fastest than that.

Now, now. We don't Chainey to become Dragon food here. It's bad enough he almost broke Marth's heart thinking Chiki loved him.

That's what being a douchebag is all about!

Chainey can be anyone. Even you.

Yeah. Besides, if I did get a STD and pass it along, I wouldn't give a flyin' fuck. Once again, I don't care as long as I'm gettin' blow.

I wear protection but a hooker can get through a condom's defenses. Besides, they tell me they're tested.

I don't fuck hookers because they're nasty and they might have diseases.

Ah my bad bro! Sorry for telling you my life story. How easy do I get drunk? If I'm not driving that night, I can getting pretty smashed but as long as the ho is shit faced more than I, I don't care. If I'm driving, I don't drink.

Here it is: (Weekdays) 7:00-8:30 AM: Get up, wake up girl I took from club, ask for a quicker, finish quickie and go to the shower. I take about 50 minutes to shower as I do my hair and I shave my body hair and other shit to look good. I spent the rest of the time fuckin' the ho I picked up from the club. 8:30-9:00 AM: Eat breakfast, watch the news, and get dress and hit the gym. 9:00-11:00 AM: Work out in the gym for hours on end. 11:30-12:30 PM: Lunch. Also, I hit on the ladies I'm having lunch with. 1:00-3:00PM: A nice nap and rest my body. 4:00-5:00PM: Take another shower and get my hair done and shit and eat dinner and get ready for clubbing or whatever. 5:30-8:30PM: Drive to my boys' house and pick 'em up in style. Before the clubs open we usually hit the local hot spot for chicks. 9:00PM-2:00AM: Go clubbin' and shit. Flirt with hos and get them drunk and they are just begging us to fuck 'em. Take the club hos back to our respective places and fuck 'em.