Steven Tyler

A eManchine with Windows Vista install.

Children should be fed to animals, esp. kids of poor people.

Man, that guy is a fuckin' pervert. Saw him hittin' on some jailbait at a club where I'm a bouncer. See, these two bitches had some fake I.D. saying they were 21 but they look like 15 so I told 'em either get the fuck outta my face or pay me $50 each. So yeah, they gave me some money and shit and when they got in the club, that pedofuck Narshen was rubbing his hand up heir skirts and I had to kick his ass out. I'm not also a douchebag, you see.

Look at my picture really close and focus your mind on becoming like me. Make sure you don't get any legal issues.

How much you bench? I can bench 350 lbs. I ain't doin' no kilos for some Brit however so you figure it out. Also, are you an alpha male? How many hos you fucked? How many bros you got in your crew? How many clubs you been and got kick outta?

Yeah, I can do whatever the fuck I want! Nobody can tell me what to do and if they do, they can fuck off. Hell fuckin' yeah. You wanna party with me? First, you gotta lose some weight and build some abs and shit. By my standards, you poor piece of shit.

does pixie drugs Enjoys pixie sticks.

I got some grease on my forehead. Cheap? CHEAP?! Well, I'm a rich motherfucker that makes $25 Million a year and these sunglasses were on sell for $500, so yeah, by my standards, that's cheap.

No, they speak "Whatanese" in What.

Are you in high school or college? Wanna know the secrets to getting laid, having wild parties, and just not giving a fuck? Well you came to the right alpha male, my fellow bros and hos! Yeah, my name is Jason Coteralli, but my homeboys from North Jersey call me Big J. Unlike my other bros, I have some respect for all the nerds and losers that we see a lot of outside of Hollister, American Eagle, and Abercombe and Finch in the mall. And of course, you know we laugh at you and if we have any hos coming along for the ride (which is often, because we're pimp like that!), that they're laughing at you too and wouldn't even consider talking to you within a 5 foot radius. Anyway, onto the point, because I have a hot date with this smoking hot blonde babe that I just met at Starbucks not too long ago. I'm here to ask any questions you may have about things that you can't get but I and my fellow bros can: chicks, invitations to awesome parties and clubs, as well as being a huge douchebag in general. Wanna know how to score that hot chick you saw at the mall that I had blow me not too long ago? Just ask me! Wanna know the perfect angle to tip your baseball hat in order to make you stand out? Ask me! Wanna know what to wear to the club in order to get laid? Ask! Wanna know how to lift weights and show off your guns to everybody? You know who to call! Anyway, feel free to shoot. -Big J.

Me! Because i tired to dismount an unit and he freezes.

My favorite people: 5. Uncle Snow's Cabin 4. Proud Black Man 3. Brown Fox of Earth 2. King Zephiel 1. Snow_Storm You should love them too.

You should had been here around October-Early December. Lot's of drama in the air!

I bang Lucius that priestess so hard that her ancestor will be having orgasms.

I demand a slave master.

Figure that was before they wanted folks to validate their emails.

Hell no! I made everyone there my bitch! Yeah. Thing is, I wasn't in jail with them. They were in jail with me.

bring a gun Bring your crew and jump their ass the next time you see them!

Been...in the Serene Forest Jail for the last three days, fill me in.

Ah good then. And yes, I am a genius with the greatest I.Q.

American only elected a black man outta of racist guilt and to shut up the blacks who think "The Man" is always trying to put 'em down. I been through the ghetto many times and I see some people having a good time with flashy cars and flashing their stacks of 20s to people. And since we're talking about compensation, I think every white family in America should give all blacks some money over what happen 400 years ago despite the large generation gaps between the 1600s to today.

As long as you don't get knock-up with my children I will love you forever and ever.

Celice and Julia became the good children while Julius became the child who nobody had standards are hope for. Besides, Diadora was good in the FE4 Biany Hack. I blame Alvis. Only a fool would fall for something as stupid as a pointless dream.

Obama is half-white and that's the only way he won the election. Also, black people are socialists. Esp. the ones living in ghettos. They demand the government to give them free money once a month on the 1st of the month and they're always looking for a free handout. Now, if you excuses me, I think I might get flame, attacked, and lynched.

Diadora should be evil and should had join her son and destroying the world.