You almost said it.
And, was I a bad guy, I'd reported many posts that tended to ridicule me, make fun of me, flame me, etc. But I didn't because I don't take things like that seriously. Take for example that topic that some dude made flaming me and calling out all others who hated me. Remember that one? I simply shook my head when I read it and laughed.
As to the question I posted here in this thread, people tend to joke alot with me, some do it in a bad way and I don't care. so when I post something that is intended as silliness, it gets taken for something offensive, which it isn't.
Anyway, I'm a good person, so I apologize if you took that the wrong way. I was merely joking with the question, not serious about it.