Jake. Like, oh my gosh, he has a 100% growth in--- Wait. Crap! I had pre-written a review for Jake. I had completely forgotten about Dice and Maris... and Horace. Blah.
Dice. I don't know, his growths look dicey - I don't want to take a gamble with him. I think I'd rather roll with someone else more reliable. Oh ho ho ho ho!
But really, he's just a pile of unimpressive doo-doo. I want to like him for looking like a viking, but... bleh.
3/10