Chalis

Aww Yeah this playthrough is still going so don't count me out just yet! It's summer again, planting shitloads of pumpkin and leveling my crafting skill to not die so much in Snow Ruins. I made it to the boss but I don't know, I think I'll just get my ass handed to me again by that ice snake.

There's an evil powerful sorceress haunting my house telling me I have to worship her and bring her tribute everyday to restore her stoned body. Why Sonia never asks me to do this is beyond me but whatever.

Beat the Earth Shrine. Collected a stoned loli.

Spam crafting. Today craft items can be sold at a higher price than usual. I bought a fuckton of yarn balls and cotton balls and spammed my way to level 30. Now I'm buying nothing but yarn balls and going to spam as long as I possibly can.

Profit is a minimum 800G per Knit Scarf. Buying 20,000G worth of ice cream is worth the RP restoration to continue this ridiculous spamfest.

"It's kind of like having a song stuck in your head. A really noisy, opinionated song."

Holy shit, Azel won't stop ripping on Sonia.

Got a key from Shrine Island which opened up a request with another island location. I've reached the first temple. It's so beautiful inside.

Spring 23rd, 10:26 AM.

Level 9 - 276/233 HP/RP

Wind Edge + Wind Blast (Rune Ability/ Badge Skill)

Leather Belt, Gauntlets

There is a trolling wall on a Shrine Island that will power up certain Warping orbs into really bright ones (if you destroyed them previously, it will create more). Out of those, Woolies on steroids that like to do 70~120 REGULAR GODDAMN DAMAGE come into the scene. I forged double wind blades but I'm guessing I'll need more equipment. Shit.

Level 6~8, Spring something ~15.

There's trees on some of these islands we're just picking out of the ocean. I don't even. Oh look, a sword.

Fought some goblin pirates and won a belt. Snagged a woolie. Need to buy monster cookies, which are the new feed of this game.

getting so tired jesus skipping a head a bit...

I wonder if one of us will die because the other's will was stronger?

Holy shit what if I lose my body to Sonia? That would be horrible.

Sonia planted a seed. Well, I did, but she forced it. It grew into a golem. We named him Ymir.

We met people. Did some requests in the tavern's bulletin board. No longer restricted by one a day. Took a bath-- (don't you dare look, Sonia)-- went so sleep -- (no, shut the fuck up, your body isn't even here, stop that shit right now) -- and woke up to another day without privacy.

On our way to explore the place we were stopped by some girlyman guarding a shrine. He told us only villagers could enter or something, Sonia said we did live here now.

A girl named Odette with a bitchin' pony tail comes up to us and gives us a place to stay and helps us around town. She says the whole one-body/two-soul things is a little out there but she didn't seem too disturbed. "Nah, man. Nah, we can deal with that later," she says. "You need to get settled in first. Maybe then I'll hit you with a frying pan and make you lose your memories? That was a joke."

Abridged:

Sonia and Azel are BFFs, totally platonic bro, no hetero. They get blown into an alternate universe where Earthmates and Grimorie are pretty rare. Also Sonia is now inside Azel's body. She can control him sometimes. It's creepy as fuck.

I wish I had time to play this. I really do.

Eunice went on a diet. Did I mention that before? I don't think I did. No wait, yes I did. Well. That happened because I don't plan on marrying anyone any time soon and if she was going to stay fluffy then I would lock myself into a guilt conscious trap.

Because a tomboy tsundere exists, that's why.

"She's just being subjected to a little pain for the spirits to come to her in droves."

"A little unbearable! HaHA!"

ba-dum tis

He sounds legit, Iris. I think we should trust him.

OH YEAH

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE RESCUING MIST

Or, or. I can go on as I am right now and never see that creeper again.

Oh, and apparently Raguna may have been a feared soldier within the Sech's army in the past.

IT'S WINTER! oh wait, no it's not. It's spring.

The lake froze, I found a fishing spot, and had delicious RP-restoring roasted fish. Eunice went on a diet for some reason. Forging and Crafting are now in their mid ~60s, and the ever neglected swordsmanship is getting there. In the spring, I found that fighting a boss with no food or potions of any kind is a bad idea. I met Iris Noire along the way.

Beat Lava Ruins, unlocked Snow Ruins, getting ass handed back to me, finishing up Fall.

on hold due to HOLY SHIT THESE LOAD SCREENS

Second story house extension, harvest festival, Laga dying, Raguna being used for experimental tests for the Sechs Empire and being forcefully let go of because all the land would die and the world's population would diminish if not.

Made Chocolate Pudding (Chocolate, Milk, Egg, Steamer, 99 Cooking Skill) for the first time, felt pretty damn good about it and gave it to Euni. She liked it as much as regular chocolate. No matter, the confection didn't cost much to make (totally free) and wouldn't have sold for much either way.

I made Cat Ears, Dew Pendant, and Water Ring for the fight against the Lava Ruins. Yeah, I don't know why I'm putting so much effort in this either.

Runeys I haven't bothered with and somehow, somehow, four plots are in harmony. I'm not complaining or anything just severely pissed off. (nope.jpg) Harvest Festival's coming up, yams are re-growing within every single day (and it's a pain to collect them). Desperately trying to get that final house extension just because.

Made over 100K during the summer. Today is fall.

I spent 80% of my income on Lute, Kross, and Erik.

I met Brodik.

He looks like one of the soldiers I defeated in the Sechs-Kardia Battle of the Silk Road Town.

Also, I've been ignoring the villagers a lot. The only ones I really talk to are Kross, Rosetta, Tabatha, and Mist. Kanno and his granddaughters too whenever I manage to spot them in the clock-tower.

Oh and Iris. Last night this oddly dressed man walked out from her house. I tried greeting him but he didn't say anything, in fact he seemed surprised. Iris says he's very nice so I'll take her word for it. He did open up that fence, after all.