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alright it's been a month and everytime i open up the game i'm like "but i dont want to play fire emblem right now"

official hiatus for a while, will make a ridiculous necropost once I muster up the desire to fire some emblems again in the future

to anybody that cares, sorry

editing over a YEAR later to say fuck fe12, this obviously is officially closed (also the entire thread is broken because of spoiler garbage so) yeah cya

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Three questions:

#1 - Are there Teir rules like in the Shadow Dragon Playthrough?

#2 - Will you consider reclassing, if so, is Armor Knight-Cord an option?

#3 - Swordmaster Horace or Archer Belf? (continued from #2)

1. Nah New Mystery is a lot more difficult and especially on Hard mode, i'm too much of a pussy to do a run like that

2. I dooon't really like Cord and was planning on using Draug, but I'm not a huge fan of reclassing (I reclassed Arran to make the game easier though). But, maybe.

3. See above

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No excuses here

[spoiler=Chapter 2]

Jagen sucks off the Whitewings and myself simultaneously.

Thanks for the blowie, dude.

Some nonsense I picked up from How's Everybody.

thax

This sums up this first part of the game pretty well.

Yeah thank god, because now I get a pegasus waifu

yadda yadda yadda I map saved at the end of a turn and Warren died so I gave up for the day because I had to go to work and now I had access to How's Everyone again

Ryan Cecile Gordin Rody

and my favorite

Get away from me, Arran.

So Arran goes off to the side and gets ready to pick up the Lady Sword from the thief, while Catria recruits Warren on turn 2

Usually I hand this off to Cecile, but looks like someone else gets it this time

Rumel attacks Arran and before I can use my brain, swoops over the next turn to delete Draug and I reset

swoops over the next turn to delete Draug and I reset.

giiiive me the fucking sword boi.

I chose to draw people around to the side this time, making it even easier to get Warren

And nooooow I can kill these chumps

Looks like Arran crit the boss, was not expecting that but that's pretty neAT

I mean should I be surprised?

Baiting out the Cav from the right

the dude has a silver sword btw, hard mode is funny

fucking ouch

Rody reams this loser

malicia is best girl

<3<3<3

These dudes are fighting on TOP of a fucking castle

how badass is this game

and just to wrap it up, Warren (who I probably will use) takes out this wyvern

marth scoots his boots over to the castle and seizes

https://youtu.be/SECVGN4Bsgg?t=48s

Surprise it's a grill!

hey bro you're missin some balls

i saw a joke about this on reddit when fates came out in europe

i'm not reliable

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[spoiler=Chapter 1]

alright blah blah blah it's been a year, hardin saved the fucking world, married nyna because he wanted to smash her BADLY, and became emperor.

He's still a good dude. Nothing wrong with him.

but bad things are going down suddenly

jagen's like "hey man im mad fuckin old but here's arran who's even worse than me"

YARR HAR FIDDLE DEEDEE

[spoiler=DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE]

I said I cared about the story but not right now it's 3 am and im gonna kms

alright so we meet general Wang and he's like "lol im the general, ur just a lozer marth pls kill everyone here and lorenz"

Right off the bat Arran stabs a dude in the face

I hope there are some waifus here!

I mean, this is a Japanese game right..?

Waifu acquired

I wanna know this dude's name, does he have a name?

I picked up some 1-2 weapons btw

Alright I'm beginning to get why Kris is so ridiculous

Like jesus christ man, this is supposed to be a hard playthrough

I've never used Draug in any Shadow Dragon/New Mystery playthrough so I decided why not?

He's hitting all these 79's, I can tell this isn't Fates

Rowdy Rody gets one step closer to doubling a level 1 Knight

Marishia's luck is mad fucking high, just like me #smoke

I've done this chapter so many god damn times dude

Hey look, it's Lorenz! That dude's pretty cool. Why is he a boss? I should talk to him!

OH GOD

OH GOD WHY LORENZ

what a joke! i didnt get another prepromote!

fuck this game!

In retrospect I should've just killed him and got the EXP

Yeah but you see, that's not ... how it went...

Oh now we're bringing in the ten year olds

hey fuck you! I don't murder children anymore!

We just drove him to suicide lol, relax Yumina

Alright game, you've convinced me. I hate this Lang guy.

When do I get to kill this asshole?

chapter six bay beeeee

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sorry, i couldn't think of a reason to play anything other than Overwatch

I'm sure you understand

too tired now but we will get back to our regularly scheduled programming when I wake up

edit: this evening (june 12th) will have an update

sorry again, no more delays for this entire LP now

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since the swordmaster thing was a joke (and didn't win anyway), the poll ends with a unanimous yes for making Arran a dracoknight, making him an actual useful unit

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It's 6 AM and I played this around 2 AM, let's go!
[spoiler=Prologue 8]

woah, what's up?

Fuck all that, what's up with the title, dude?

PLEASE, TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON

By the gods! Just in time for our new recruits to defend the castle!

What the fuck?

Alright real talk, why not just kill them? I mean, while you're here trying to take over the castle?

Are you really asking this

SAY IT AIN'T SO!

You bitch!

Cecille! Take her out!

Cecille?

Worthless

You're not coming, cecille

shut up you're not coming!

yes dumbass

alright thanks now sit down and let your little brother do stuff

sorry but that's literally the only way we can fight

Rule number one of being a bad guy: Don't actually fight

Rule number 2: If you're much stronger than the person you're trying to kill, then just make people that are weaker try to kill him

Not this again.

I like his strength, but dude's mad slow. Hopefully he starts picking up speed

Holy shit somebody help me please

Actually, if I get +2 HP for the next 11 levels, which is possible, then I'll cap before promotion!

WRYS GOT MAGIC!

picture on the right is from shadow dragon

SD Wrys is fucking pathetic

this chapter is half boss-rush, half defense

I'm basically baiting out reinforcements and then wiping them all out at once

Look how goofy this Thief looks with an actual sword.

You'd think I'm close but no!
Katarina's basically a walking nuke

also more reinforcements

Time to start healing myself up so I can tank some stuff

not the most disappointing level up

Alright, it's serious now.

just these guys left. However, Katarina can delete most of my units and the thieves have more range than her, effectively making anybody that isnt myself little more than a sacrifice

and uh, I accidentally put wrys in harm's way

not too surprised

Like I said

Eine is a walking nuke

alright this is much more favorable, she'll still wreck my face but it's only 19 damage

She missed and now I can proceed to dunk her senseless

buutttttttt might as well give marth a little bit of revenge

ooof, right in the throat

and he picks up a sexually pleasing level

I mean, it's pretty simple. it's called "being a spy"

fuck yeah it looks dumb as hell lol

Hint hint

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two all-nighters at work in a row guys, more coming this evening/afternoon

[Feldmarschall Rommel on: Alcohol]

did you get drunk and post this topic three times bruv

happy birthday though

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[spoiler=Prologue 7]
I'm not gonna do every base conversation for every chapter, just the important ones.

So this chapter starts out with Jagen being all like, "you guys are good this is your final test"

and then cain's like "LOL IT ME"

The first base conversation has Marth saying this:

too funny

Then this

Then Marth and Brett agree that "Casual mode is best mode"

And finally, Katarina cries and says "I'll tell you later"

also too funny

The squad

This chapter is pretty hard actually, cause the map is so small that the cavs and pegasus knight can go anywhere they want

This another [spoiler=Revelation]vallite

kinda thing?

long story short I lost like 3 times because the pegasus knight reinforcement kept doing this to me

For some reason I lost a couple of screenies on the way there but eventually

That last screenshot was beaaaaaaaaaaaaautiful

Ogma nets a shite level up though

Wrys simultaneously heals Brett and walks out of the way of the Archer, who then suicides on Merric.

There's not much story here, just some congratulating.

Then Katarina asks if I want a headband from Cecille and I'm like sure lol

Likely just for this chapter

this next chapter is where it gets good. also, the next one is the last prologue

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I'm surprised you didn't mention anything about finally getting SKL

Inb4 you cap HP before promotion

o shit waddup

It's plausible, i have 110% growth

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[spoiler=Prologue 6]

Story goes as follows:

Luke whines about how no girls want his dick, and gets his ass roasted by Katarina.

He's like hey, if I change my hair to look like Brett's, maybe everybody will want to fuck me; gets roasted again.

Then Jagen's like "Okay Brett, make sure you're prepared for every battle" and Frey introduces the Preparations Screen.

First base conversation is about the Fire Emblem. Frey essentially says that "The Fire Emblem was given to Marth"

The second is about Cecille, and Katarina says she has to go, but she's ordering for weapons to be delivered by her new recruit Cecille.

Then the lase conversation is just Jagen asking who my grandfather is, and then he says "Wow your grandfather was a cool dude he'd be proud of you"

Anyway, moving on.

I guess I'll bring these guys.

I like Rody and Ryan, Caeda is baeda, and Wrys is ... well, he has a heal staff.

Shit.

hey babe im right here

Man it would be a real shame if Katarina turned out to be a traitor, wouldn't it!? After all she's done for us she'd just be spelling her own doom as a result of helping us become stronger!

Prologue Prologic

Then Cecille dies once and I die once to Ogma, so I decide to bring Merric instead of Caeda cause I wasn't using Caeda anyway (for fear of her getting sniped)

This should work.

Kris isn't broken at all.

These Prologue chapters essentially take 2/3 turns and just depend on whether or not I survive the first phase

I mean if you insist.

Don't mind if I do.

Now it's just time to mop up the rest of the goons.

Consider them mopped!

Then it's pretty much Ogma praising me and Katarina asking if we should actually join the Guard. Then it's bed time!

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[spoiler=Prologue 5: More Filler]

I took almost entirely story pictures here so I'm gonna cut down on them because it's just the prologue shit. Basically, the group loses their way back to Altea castle and then--

oh look, bandits!

I let the bandits come to me, because otherwise I'd just get bombarded.

Merric's here to further break the Prologue!

You're goddamn right, natural green hair bros!

Green hair makes you a better unit.

I think the first time I played I used Cecille. Which of the cavs is the best?

I only used Cecille because she's a qt grill.

Clean up time.

I love Merric. It hurt me not to use him in FE11.

theirleader.jpg

No you meanie.

GOTTEM WITH THE OLD COMBEROONI

Take that, shit head!

I mean, isn't Caeda with us?

MAYBE! JUST MAYBE

Then the story essentially shifts to focus on Roro and Kleine. Roro's like, hey Kleine, make sure you murder Marth good!

And Kleine's like don't worry dude, Eine is working with us. And the player's like "Wow, crazy, I wonder who Eine is."

Spoiler alert, it's exactly who you think it is

Yeah, it's the fact that you're literally no help at all

Now it's like "Hey, Marth, sorry we ditched and murdered all those bandits."

And then Marth's like "bro it's cool, thanks actually, those bandits suck dick! How would you and Eine Katarina like to be my Royal Guards?"

And I'm like "u sure lol?"

Marth's like "yeah!"

and that's about the whole story.

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I'm happy to see you've finally beaten FE11! Also, I can see why you're pushing out updates so quickly, the pacing of FE12 Prologue feels ridiculously slow compared to most other FE games. The maps are so tiny...

I'm so relieved I finished it as well. I like the prologue in this game actually. I don't know what it is about FE12 but it's just so much more refreshing to play than FE11.

Er, to emulate Phoenix. Meh.

I did try Phoenix once. It killed my playbook.

I didnt even bother lol

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how does bifrost interact with Phoenix mode?

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[spoiler=Prologue 4]

These Prologues have the worst titles.

I agree! BRING IN MARISHIA!

Ryan confirmed ghey.

Luke's going inSain!

Alright, Luke. You've convinced me. I'm ready to meet this wonderful lady!

I bet she's beautiful! Charming! Has a good Magic growth!

HAHHAHAHAHAHA

LOOK HOW FUCKING DONE LUKE IS WITH THIS SHIT

Cain still not taking the battlefield. Instead, in his place, is Jeorge, AKA a PROMOTED Sniper who can oneround most of my team.

I always fuck this chapter up. Ryan chips this kid so Brett takes no damage.

I hope Brett dodges something.

He dodged the arrow shot and then doubled this Merc!
I'M SO PROUD OF ME!

Needless to say, I took out the Archer real quick.

Thank God for bowlock, or Jeorge would be the hardest boss in the game.

I swear to god, if I miss this.

I'M SO PROUD OF ME (PART II)

Where the fuck is the Skill growth?

There's no way this was directly translated from Japanese. This is a hot meme if I've ever seen one.

Hopefully, I mean if not you could just look in the box that shows up when I talk!

Gaggles is back, guys! His brother's cooler though.

Aw, shucks. You're too kind.

And suddenly out of nowhere, Marth gets fucking ROASTED by his sister.

Marth plays on Casual mode!

He's also a little emo boy!

This is canon!

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Clearly you've never played The Last Promise!!

[spoiler=Prologue 3]

Yeah nobody's bit the broadsword yet

I'm sorry?

Suddenly he faces the other way and now he's "one of the strongest" sheesh

Bitch I can 1v1 him right now

I DONT SEE YOU ON THE MAP, CAIN,

Ha! What a loser!

oh shit, 10 return damage?

Oh Hard Mode :(

This isn't going well...

It takes all three of them to kill one person, Jesus

Will this work?

Ha, you've fallen right into my trap!

Step aside, nerd!

I mean Skill would be cool, but sure!

I swear to god if he misses

Get lanced on

That's only because you weren't even deployed in the last game

I have no other choice

Wow! A real life Princess joining my ragtag group of new recruits! WOW!!!

W o w !!!!!!

What the fuck do I think an army is?

Fuck no.

True, I think both of my main units (Castor, Roger) were enemy converts by Caeda lol

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[spoiler=Some Plot]

I just want to say that the translation team outdid themselves, every translation patch just amazes me.

He looks just as bored as last time! Heyy!

Those nerds can't even 1v1 Medeus.

Was with us the entire time and wasn't even recruitable. Typical.

Three cheers for the little guy!

Oh, shit. I remember that. Marth had to kill all those losers that waltzed into his castle.

Marth didn't like the color red, so he left Altea and made Talys blue.

Like his fucking hair. It all makes sense now.

"And all of them were benched except a humble Hunter and a perverted Knight."

I don't remember seeing Hardin past his recruit chapter. I have a sneaking suspicion he's gonna be mad at me for that.

he could open chests. That's literally it; it took up an inventory slot anyway.

Our prince embarked on a quest to Make Akaneia Great Again!

Hey, it's blue again! Fuck you, Medeus!

DABADEEDABADIE

Everything is blue! Yay! Peace has been restored?

A whole year passed, and then Hardin got mad salty.

[spoiler=Prologue 2]

I'm not. You're just a backstabbing bitch.

Oh, okay, apparently I am glad.

That would be Titania, actually.

Yeah, that's everybody! Nobody else is here--

oh shit it's Gordin 2.0

Oh, shucks, Kat.

I sure as hell tried!

Luke? More like Puke!

Bring it on!

Yeah, fuck your WTA!

I'm Ike!

Get shitted on.

Oh, I wasn't expecting him to move. It's okay, I have weapon advanta-

shit

Okay, we'll try again. But this time, we'll fucking cheat

Hey Ryan, quit being so useful, wouldja?

Yeah bro, it's cause I'm so diverse. You created your character wrong, scrub!

Lovely shade of green, this.

I only died once!

I mean, I fought you guys one-on-one as well. You just suck for not attacking Ryan instead.

Oh, now you're friendly?

Oh hell yeah, man. Give me the coolest title you can think of!
Brett the Magnificent! Brett the Great! Brett the--

Brett the Ordinary!

Eat shit, Luke.

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I fell asleep and just woke up, looks like I'm already going back on my words.

[spoiler=Prologue 1]

Watch where you're going, bitch!

SELF-INSERT, MY ASS! Cuss her out!

I should've named myself Shithead, it sounds so dignified!

Oh, we're not here for the same reason, then. I came because I wish to assassinate Prince Marth. Sorry about the confusion.

So, we follow Rody and Luke, the two Christmas Cavs of FE12, and we go meet Jagen.

Wait, Jagen?

JAGEN'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD! THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS!

I sacrificed him for Archer Waifu!

I get the feeling that the path is pretty easy. I mean, it's just the prologue.

...

I count eight. And spoiler alert I think all of them succeed unless my memory is awful?

Yeah, a strategist! It's a mounted Bishop, essentially, and--

Elise would beg to differ.

Stats. Check out that HP. Eat your heart out, Rinkah!

A real close match, this. I actually wasn't expecting to double, but hey!

I will never not have this picture.

Another real fucking close fight. Jagen missed two 65's and got his horse's foot slapped with the side of my axe.

Zombies, man.

Ayyy!

75% skill growth said "Fuck you!"

YEAH IT WAS A REAL NAIL-BITER MAN, I ALMOST GOT HIT TWICE

Ahem, we won?

That's right, bitch.

So, Jagen is all kind here because I just dunked him.

What if Marth was one of us?

He looks like a little girl. If that's majestic, then sure.

I mean, I guess. It was mostly Roger, though.

JAGEN, DO YOU WANT TO GET MURDERED FOR THE THIRD TIME?

This is essentially the rest of his speech. I'll be back soon!

[StarTopic]

ISAAC

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This looks silly without the split between the screens.

Welcome back guys, I wanted to jump right into this because the prologue chapters take like 20 minutes total. I'll be doing a good chunk of the prologue right now, if not finishing it.

Again, I like this game a lot more so I am going to be actively reading through and commenting on the story so there won't just be 5 screenshots per chapter like FE11 was.

I decided not to set a specific rule for my playthrough, but it will be on Hard mode which I've never attempted before! Without further ado, here's some Character Creation.

[spoiler=Our Journey Begins]

TOUCH

Hard classic, because I hate myself.

I would ogle over my precious Anna but she looks like I'd go to jail.

Also, if I'm just being born right now, does that mean I'm less than a year old when the game starts?

Using my real name here-- scandalous!

I don't know, Professor Oak. Why don't you check?

Can't pick Pirate cause this is a fresh "game" if you know what I mean, so we'll go for the fastest Warrior in the land.

As soon as I saw Rath's fucking headband, I knew where my design was going.

No monocle here. Rath don't do that silly shit!

Ostensibly--

*Googles ostensibly, is satisfied*

Ostensibly the best past, +4 HP right off the bat and +10% growth. HP growth for Fighters is already 100%, so this flat +4 is just an early-game stat inflation.

+10% Strength and Magic, this gives me a Strength growth of like 75% and Magic of 10%. Also flat +1 to both.

Hopefully this pays off and doesn't bite me in the ass. Gives me +15% to Skill and Speed, both things I'm aiming for. I end up with 70% skill and 55% speed, which is more than pretty good, but who knows whether or not that flat +1 means more than +5%.

Alright, tune in next time for the ominously-titled Prologue 1!

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Myrmidon-ey axe wielder

I like this idea

[League of Legends]

the ol' smack and stack technique

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i'll probably regret this but go ahead

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Wherever could Medeus be?

Oh I found him.

[spoiler=endgame]

First of all, fuck you Jagen.

THE SCURVIEST OF PIRATES LIVES!

THE TALE OF DARROS DOES NOT END SO SOON, FOLKS!

YAAARRR!

THE POWER OF THE PIRATE

Okay so on a serious note I actually love how this chapter is designed, it's like a vertical spike in difficulty from the other chapters and that's how an endgame should be (see: radiant dawn, conquest)

But then again it is just killing enemies left and right.

Somewhere around halfway through the game I stopped using Marth because I didn't want to waste EXP cause he only had 30 levels and would ram quickly, but it seems like that wasn't the case

So I thought I was generous with the screenshots I took but it looks like I again only did level ups, lol. Maria and Gotoh are spamming Fortify as I Geosphere the entire planet.

Est and Lorenz are on the right side of the map and Est is making her way down to the south wall to block the reinforcements that are coming soon

Darros and Rickard are sitting in the top left because they'll get dunked by ballista otherwise

Maria and Caesar are fighting off manaketes and ballista, caesar is making his way to the throne, so is Castor/Marth/Vyland/Roger

I'm really bad at screenshots. Jesus.

Last Geosphere boi. I should've tried to do this all in one turn and benched anyone who couldnt survive, the fortifies are too stronk

I had to warp caesar here because I misplaced some people and there was nothing to protect them

I like Caesar. he's no oguma but he's a pretty good creamy dressing.

Now it's just a matter of clearing the way so I can take out Medeus in one turn

turns out gotoh's fortify was a lifesaver btw

Great moves, keep it up

Classic Est

So goooood

Alright, I'm at the throne room entrance. Time to beat this thing.

side note, I map saved and went to fight medeus but he smashed marth after marth missed an ~85 hit

That would've added like 15 worthless pictures so i removed them

I guess it doesn't matter at this point.

Will he get to 30?

RETTSU DANSU

Spoiler alert medeus dies

Hope this douche doesnt attack first, or marth will probably die

yeah yeah maria we get it now back up

Eek marth missed

sniped a hero reinforcement to get the last non-marth level up of the game.

This is it. Our final battle.
You're one of us now, Marth?

MINNA, MITEITE KURE!

get dansu'd on

His portrait makes him look so disinterested

"Ah whatever. Been there, done that."

hint hint Mystery of the Emblem

:|: rah.

and then in true fire emblem fashion he pixelates outta there

only level 29, feelsbadman

and that's it folks, it only took me the better part of a year!

thx to everyone who is still here, I'm gonna go on to FE12 in this same thread so stay tuned m'boys and m'ladies