Malexis

-adds to friend's-

Hi Lyle! What's up?

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Ah, lightning finally struck! Now, to make you a sandwich...(so literally)

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A dish...

Nah!

*Continues to eat them off the ground*

*gasp*

Genealogy of the Holy War? Heehee. I like that one. I haven't played too many Fire Emblems, though.

=D

*Hands Soul a piece of watermelon*

...Now what the freak are all these pickup trucks doing here?

Both, of course!

Teehee. Now, I will just have to tie you down with this steel cord. It will definitely hurt.

Hi Doom.

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*Five seconds later*

SAY HI DAMMIT.

Hmm. Thank you, my favorite slave. *swings the barbed wire, wrapping you up from neck to toe*

And now... the most important part...

*carves watermelon* Want a piece?

Humph! You shall be punished.

I just need a watermelon and some pickup trucks.... and barbed wire.

I have no idea... They even gave the hero himself Silent Hero Syndrome, so he didn't get a single line, and his brother wasn't stated to be his brother. It was more or less much more action/strategy in American than plot. I have no idea why... Though, a GBA remake was made, restoring the plot, but somewhat tweaking it. It was pretty fun, too!

yes I died, but they have ...

OH I AM SO SORRY ZOMBIE SOUL!

... OMG THERE'S A SPIDER ON YOU! *Swings a crowbar nine times, hitting you each time but missing the spider*

Oh I do!

I'll go get a vacuum cleaner, a lightning rod, and a jar of mayonnaise!!!

OH I'M SORRY ZONMBIE SOUL. (I will forever call you that btw!)

...Just out of curiosity... *kicks you in the crotch*

Oh. Lol! I forgot what I had my own location status set to! Heehee!

*kills you suddenly*

Oh... right. Oh well, at least it's still fun.

*Attaches lightning rod to your neck.*

Now, time for a tan! ...*waits for lightning to strike*

Why, how rude! *slaps you, then realizes you're an apparent zombie with disconnected pain receptors*

...Well, you still felt like, the insult of that hit, right? :P

Yeah. Shining Force is a lot like Fire Emblem in a lot of ways. The original plot was stronger than most Fire Emblems, but for whatever reason, the translation removed a large amount of character development for the main hero, and therefore, most of the plot. Weird... :(

yes the video may have contained too much testosterone for me

You missed the 'of' and Red Fox is cool.

But it's a cute account... probably inspiring exactly what you wanted (whoever you are)

(so I guess the short version of that is: laziness. Sorry for spamming with so much words...)

*eats the waffles off the ground*

*Gasp* Thank you! Haha.

*is waiting with a knife* :D ...But you might enjoy the knife...

A master ninja who destroyed tanks with his bare hands. I accidentally killed him one day by squeezing him too hard.

Ah... At any rate, I'll go to bed now. It was nice talking to you though, Joey.

Ahh... I used to play Golden Sun, but like you, I haven't in a while. I liked Ivan and Mia.