Malexis

Yes, I think it i-- oh, nope. Now there's a bee on there. Yeah this'll take a few hours...~

Happy birthday! Matt says so too.

Hmm. Thank you, my favorite slave. *swings the barbed wire, wrapping you up from neck to toe*

And now... the most important part...

*carves watermelon* Want a piece?

Humph! You shall be punished.

I just need a watermelon and some pickup trucks.... and barbed wire.

Hey Matt/Sothe says "Hey, dickhead, start logging onto MSN more because you're cool and Pie sucks."

Okay, I figured it out. Now all I need is a 13 mile extension cord, a bottle of cheese-salsa, and a few million lightbulbs...

Well, I still need a way to use this vacuum cleaner...any suggestions?

...

Ah, lightning finally struck! Now, to make you a sandwich...(so literally)

Oh... right. Oh well, at least it's still fun.

*Attaches lightning rod to your neck.*

Now, time for a tan! ...*waits for lightning to strike*

Both, of course!

Teehee. Now, I will just have to tie you down with this steel cord. It will definitely hurt.

Oh I do!

I'll go get a vacuum cleaner, a lightning rod, and a jar of mayonnaise!!!

He deleted his account, that's what he did. He said to tell you he was sorry, and that he'd miss you... D:

Oh, good. That'll make ridding you of this mosquito infestation much easier. However it may damage your complexion.

SURE! I'M REALLY MERCI-- OMG IS THAT A MOSQUITO?! *beats you savagely with a claw-hammer*

A master ninja who destroyed tanks with his bare hands. I accidentally killed him one day by squeezing him too hard.

OH I AM SO SORRY ZOMBIE SOUL!

... OMG THERE'S A SPIDER ON YOU! *Swings a crowbar nine times, hitting you each time but missing the spider*

zombie*

OH I'M SORRY ZONMBIE SOUL. (I will forever call you that btw!)

...Just out of curiosity... *kicks you in the crotch*

Why, how rude! *slaps you, then realizes you're an apparent zombie with disconnected pain receptors*

...Well, you still felt like, the insult of that hit, right? :P

Matty wanted me to tell you he'll miss you. ;_;

Matty also told me to ask you if you'd get MSN, although he somehow doubts you will... But he thought it was worth it to ask anyway. :\

I'm Matty's real life friend, Alexis, and a slightly new member.