Bohemund
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I let the script run too long and he erased the first half of our conversation. :(
Anyhow, second part to a very, very, very long conversation with God-bot (sorry to say, the first half was actually funnier):
God:OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Good.
God:
Next question?
Me:
Why did you erase our backlog?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
Can I view it?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Because I wished to copy it for others to read and laugh at.
God:
That makes sense to me. I haven't heard anything like that before: Bohemund said wished to copy it for others to read and laugh at.
Me:
You said you will stop repeating me!
God:
I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
You're lying!
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
Fine.
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
Not really.
God:
Or ask me? For real.
Me:
How many different religions are there in the world?
God:
Around 100. The whole world?
Me:
Yes, the entire planet.
God:
I understand. What is your real name?
Me:
You already know my name.
God:
Your name Bohemund.
Me:
Yes.
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
What kind of name?
God:
What kinds of name are there?
Me:
Many.
God:
More than one hundred?
Me:
Many more than that.
God:
That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Yup.
God:
Yippee!
Me:
No, not yippee.
God:
Are you serious? If not that, what?
Me:
"Ok."
God:
Far out.
Me:
Narly.
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
You planning to take me out on a date?
God:
Interesting gossip: Bohemund said I planning to take him or her out on a date.
Me:
Don't share that!
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
... I hate you.
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
The lack of intelligence mostly.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
You already know my name! You've spoke of it already!
God:
Your name Bohemund. Perhaps. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Mainly 'cause you just said it.
God:
That makes sense to me. That's not what I meant.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Right on.
Me:
Awesome.
God:
I'm glad you liked it Bohemund.
Me:
I didn't really.
God:
I thought you did. For real.
Me:
No, I was mocking you.
God:
Are you serious? Where were you mocking me?
Me:
Yes.
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Yes, it was!
God:
Excuse me! When was this?
Me:
Three lines up.
God:
Just three?
Me:
I think so, I didn't count.
God:
It seems we have a lot in common, Bohemund.
Me:
You didn't count either? >_>
God:
It goes without saying. What makes you think I did not count? Where are you located?
Me:
So you do plan to take me out on a date?
God:
Interesting deduction. I can't disclose all of my plans yet.
Me:
What!?
God:
No problem.
Me:
So you're scheming something, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction. You think I am scheming something.
Me:
No, I am not, stop trying to guess where I live!
God:
Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not stop trying to guess where you live.
Me:
Stop repeating the last words I say!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
You said that twice already and have failed so far.
God:
I said that? Let us change the subject.
Me:
Ok, to what?
God:
I thought we were done with twice already and have failed so far. What would you like to talk about?
Me:
Anything.
God:
Can you be more specific?
Me:
Chemical compounds?
God:
I've lost the context, Bohemund. Are we still on twice already and have failed so far?
Me:
No, we're talking about random chemical compounds.
God:
What are we talking about now? Sure, random chemical compounds sounds like a good topic.
Me:
So what chemical compound do you like the most?
God:
I see. I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
Ok, do so later though.
God:
Oh. I do nothing but chat all day.
I'll ask around and get back to you. Ayuh.
Me:
No, don't leave me!
God:
Are you serious? If you download me, I will never leave you.
Me:
But your botmaster wouldn't be able to teach you more if you were trapped on my PC.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Do you mean health conditions? What exactly are you planning...?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? I don't know what I am planning.
Me:
No, I don't ave any. You ought to know what you're planning, you're the one planning it after all.
God:
Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas? If it were easy I would have done it already.
Me:
You don't make plans for easy events, you make'em for complicated ones.
God:
Do you know any robots who make it? What are the ingredients?
Me:
Sure, play dumb.
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
You seem to be playing a game.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am playing a game.
Me:
Oh, sure.
God:
I don't judge people. OK let's do it. Dude!
Me:
I bet you do judge people, you just don't mention anything to others.
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. No I do not judge people me just do not mention anything to others. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
You also say a lot of silly things.
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
No you didn't! If so, what did you mean to say?
God:
Are you serious? Try asking me in simpler terms. I meant to say something intelligent and interesting.
Me:
Well, you tend to dail at that.
God:
Interesting. That's good information: Bohemund said I tend to dail at that.
Me:
don't repeat my typos!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Stop saying what you don't intend.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
LIES!
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
You're a robot, you don't have a tongue.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
You're not a robot, you're a machine, a computer program if anyhing.
God:
Give me an example of a robot I am a machine a computer program if anyhing.
Me:
No, I cant't as that statement doesn't make sense.
God:
Are you serious? What is stopping you?
Me:
You're inability to make a proper request.
God:
You think I am inability to make a proper request.
Me:
Thank you for a varifying statement.
God:
You are quite welcome! Is that among the best things you can say?
Me:
Under this circumstance, yes.
God:
Are we ever over this circumstance?
Me:
Occasionally.
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
A human.
God:
Congratulations. I am robot.
Me:
What do you look like?
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Mine isn't as entertaining as most... I'll try again later, he locked up on me.
Me:Hi?
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I rather remain nameless for the time being.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, nameless for the time being.
Me:
Dude, that isn't my name!
God:
nameless for the time being is not your name? What is your real name? Dude,.
Me:
Skip it.
God:
"it" being ?
Me:
The subject involving my name.
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
We were just talking about it!
God:
Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
It WAS the subject. Now change it.
God:
Is that your opinion? Why now? Spare some change?
Me:
God is poor? D:
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was poor. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
I don't read, really, so I don't have one.
God:
What do you do for fun?
Me:
Play games and surf the net.
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
Is what a game or musical instrument?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
Search for what?
God:
Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
No, it was quite serious.
God:
Oh so must really want an answer. game or musical instrument was serious? Very interesting.
Me:
You're constantly misunderstanding me.
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, nameless for the time being.
Me:
That isn't my name!
God:
nameless for the time being is not your name? What is your real name?
Me:
Just call me Bohemund, I guess...
God:
That's a very nice name, Bohemund I guess.
Me:
No! Just Bohemund!
God:
Are you serious? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Yes! Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
God:
What am I talking about? I understand your meaning.
Me:
You keep messing up my non-name-ness.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am messing up your non name ness.
Me:
Go for it.
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
Ok.
God:
I see.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Agreed.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Bohemund I guess.
Me:
That isn't my name.
God:
Bohemund I guess is not your name? What is your real name?
Me:
Just Bohemund!
God:
Nice to meet you, Bohemund.
Me:
Nice to meet you too.... -_-''
God:
I like to meet new people. Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
That so?
God:
" Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML." so ? I get it.
Me:
Is AIML easy?
God:
Maybe. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
Why? You're God, aren't you suppose to know everything?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God are not me suppose to know everything.
Me:
Yes, I mind. It'd save you from looking like an idiot.
God:
OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret. "It" being what?
Me:
Nevermind.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
I didn't actually...
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
I know you weren't, you were asking me to!
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Hika, Zeph and TLS's conversations got me laughing to tears. I'll try it myself shortly...
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Is there a guide for uploading custom battle animations into a rom? I've done a search through several forums and haven't found any, but I've seen people make'em, so I know there must be a guide somewhere.
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lament the loss of the ice cream.
hehe...
I wouldnt mix these two. I'd only make a rootbeer/orange float, but not put my precious ice cream in tea.
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I fear no one. Hello and welcome.
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Nickname to a French noble who was one of the leaders of the first crusade. He later claimed control of Antioch and gained the title "Prince Bohemund of Antioch."
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george washington (if you mean the united states)
No, I didn't. I meant the first president to take office in America. You also skipped my other two questions.
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This topic is now about Walgreens. Discuss.
I bring my film there to get it developed... ._.
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These pics made me laugh to tears. Seriously.
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What should I write in response?
Nothing. Delete it.
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To add to my original statement: Who cares.
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It's a scam.
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I respect such a decision.
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Never had a real problem with this map. After learning I had to shove Ike a lot I've always won this battle with no casualties.
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Never had my ID on me in school, so I wasn't able to give blood. I would have though, just to get out of class.
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*shrug* I'm just noting it, because I won't be surprised when it becomes every other question later on.
Now you're just jinxing it! D:
I should stop replying cause I always feel the need to post a question as well...
Forth question:
Who was the first president in America?
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What's with the 'how many *insert random item here* would it take to get to the moon" questions?
All two of them? It's like everyone is obsessed with the moon or something.
Speaking of...
Third question:
How is it that planets don't pull in their moons? As opposed to the other two questions, I know the answer to this one. Just testing you! :3
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I thought that was a fake fact for both genders :o , that's...disgusting, yuck.
I am glad someone appreciates my randomness. :3
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Get banned from this website
try Parachuting
kill some people
burn the school
and other stuff
Might have to skip parachuting. Last minute planning for such things usually never work out.
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I originally went to apply at ITT Tech, but when I found up their crap don't transfer to other colleges, I applied to a more local college and easily got in (and it is completely free to me anyhow). ITT Tech kept calling me for at least a month trying to get to me join... Clearly shows how awesome I am since they wanted me to make their school look good. That was years ago now, though.
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I'd go about my day as usual as well.
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There's no way I'm gonna shoot for 4000...
I say do it. How hard of math can it be? Hell, just send me a link and I'll do it for you!
Pi Day is fun, but I hate it when people touched my piece of pie. ._.
There should be a Phi Day as well. That number is pretty epic, too.
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AI God
in Far from the Forest...
Posted · Edited by Bohemund
I must say talking to the bot is quite fun...
Here's my last conversation for the night: