Steven Tyler Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 (edited) STD's GODS Roy Lachesis SYPHILIS TIER Finn (Got it from Lachesis) Lachesis (Got it from around the block) Nanna (Got it along with her skill sets) Maretta (Got it from Leaf and Nanna during a threesome) Leaf (Got it from Lachesis and Nanna during a time paradox) Machyua (Got it from her husband who I forgotten his name) GENITAL WARTS TIER Lachesis Lara (Got is from Parn) Lifis (Got it from Lara) Parn Tina (Got it from Parn) Saphy (Got it from Lifis) Shiva (Got it from Saphy) HEPATITIS Manfloy Sara (And guess who she got it from!) Miranada (Got it from Leaf, who was seduced by her) Gonorrhea Lex (Got it from Ira, who got it from Lachesis who got it from Roy who got it from Lilian, who got it from Wendy[!] who got it from the King from Burger King) Lackhe Ira Lachesis Mareeta (BETA only.) Arthur (Who got it from Julia, who got it from Diadora, who got it from Alvis, who got it from Aida) Julia (Got it from Rana and Celice during a threesome when Rana and Julia agreed that Celice can have them both.) Fee (Got it from Arthur) Olwen Dragon Rash Tier (Dragons only, a really nasty rash on the private area) Medius Chiki (Who got it from Chieny) Chiney (Who got it after having sex with Marth, who thought Chiney was Chiki during that prank) Minerva (She's into bestiality) Narga (Who got it from Medius) Lopotusu (Who got it from Narga) Sophia (She gave it to Roy, Ray, and Idoun) Idoun (She got it from Sophia) Fa (Who got it from Sophia, making her a pedophile) Ninian (Who got it from Nils. Ninian also gave this to Roy thus almost every woman in Fire Emblem 6 and Smash Bros. Melee has the Dragon Rash) Nils (Got it after banging a hot dragon chick) Myph Eliwood (YOU HAPPY NOW IT DIDN'T SHOW UP UNTIL LATER IN LIFE AND IN FACT, NINIAN PASSED AWAY FROM THIS ILLNESS!) TEASE TIER Leen Syliva Lara Leyla Everyone else is either clean or I'm being lazy. Edited January 22, 2009 by Snow_Storm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Wait, this is a little different from what I was expecting. Also, Lachesis is stoned, and should be in the ALL STDS YOU CAN THING OF tier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Where's Misha? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 19, 2009 Author Share Posted January 19, 2009 (edited) Where's Misha? See, the good thing about Misha is that she's ugly and no man or woman wants to have sex with her. She is safe from the STDs. Edited January 19, 2009 by Snow_Storm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 See, the good thing about Misha is that she's ugly and no man or woman wants to have sex with her. She is safe from the STDs. I'd hit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 19, 2009 Author Share Posted January 19, 2009 I'd hit it. You seen her in-game, right? She looks like somebody who done her share of pot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 You seen her in-game, right?She looks like somebody who done her share of pot. I'd still hit it. Levin should be God tier too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 YES I'M STD FREE. What about Homeros? That guy looks like he drinks a lot, do pot a lot, and has lots of daily orgies. And Misha looks like a freakin' stoner, Karin on the other hand .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 20, 2009 Author Share Posted January 20, 2009 YES I'M STD FREE.What about Homeros? That guy looks like he drinks a lot, do pot a lot, and has lots of daily orgies. And Misha looks like a freakin' stoner, Karin on the other hand .... Only because nobody wants to fuck Skasha. You DO get a convo with Skasha and Rana however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Levin should be God tier too. >_> What's with you and comparing me to Homeros? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fia Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 This is awesome. 8D And Misha is hot. Hotter than Karin. =/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Only because nobody wants to fuck Skasha. You DO get a convo with Skasha and Rana however. I tap Rana, but, eh that's pretty much it '-.- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fia Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I tap Rana, but, eh that's pretty much it '-.- There is always Mana if you are that desperate. >.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 (edited) What I want to know is why Lachesis is considered a whore when she has 50 starting love points for everybody and +2 growth, whereas Tiltyu has 120 love points for everybody and plus THREE growth, and 180 points for Fin and PLUS TEN GROWTH [obsessed much? After just 32 turns. Fin can't take it any more] If Lachesis is a dirty girl, Tiltyu must have every STD in the book, far more than Lachesis AND Roy combined, and she's not even listed on there. Yes, Lachesis had her brother, but so would Tiltyu. ...Even after Eltoshan was executed, I bet. Oh yeah. And how on earth did Ninian give Dragon rash to Roy, but not Eliwood? Or is Dragon Rash the illness Eliwood is suffering from in FE6? >_> Edited January 22, 2009 by MightyZagaro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Well, Lachesis gave birth to two children, but from different fathers, while Tiltyu married with Azel, and that's all, iirc. /canon] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Oh okay, and Penn and Teller just spawned Arthur and Tinny out of nowhere. I get it now, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 (edited) Oh okay, and Penn and Teller just spawned Arthur and Tinny out of nowhere. I get it now, thanks. ? Forgot to tell that Tiltyu had both Arthur and Tinny with Azel, again iirc :P Edited January 22, 2009 by Skasha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 22, 2009 Author Share Posted January 22, 2009 I added Eliwood, Mighty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Forgot to tell that Tiltyu had both Arthur and Tinny with Azel, again iirc True. But bar-none the highest love growth overall in the game oughta count for SOMETHING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 True. But bar-none the highest love growth overall in the game oughta count for SOMETHING. Or maybe it was the opposite, Fin was attracted to her, as he was attracted to Lachesis lolnanna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drayano Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 This is an intriguing tier list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 (edited) Yeah, but also pretty damned high love growth for everybody else? Surely she's gone around the block with at least ONE of them. She probably had a one night fling with Levin juuust before making Azel's babies. Edited January 23, 2009 by MightyZagaro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fia Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 It clearly showed in the lover dialogue that Beowulf knows Lachesis is cheating with Finn, hence the reason why he sends her away to Lenster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 23, 2009 Author Share Posted January 23, 2009 It clearly showed in the lover dialogue that Beowulf knows Lachesis is cheating with Finn, hence the reason why he sends her away to Lenster. Wasn't he like "I know about you and Finn!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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