Destiny Hero Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 So, my brother (Peter) has his friend Evan over, and they played Rock Band 2 for the 360. Peter was being a complete retard, as usual, hammering away on that plastic drum set with a microphone duct-taped to his cheeck as Evan strummed the guitar. Peter sucked, and I said I could do better than him on the drums. So, that's how I got into playing Rock Band 2 for 15 minutes. We did a couple of funky songs. The musically impaired child I am, I only got ~80% on my first try. Then, as the second song started, my dog, Lucy came into the room. She constantly jumped at me and tried to take the sticks. Eventually, she got good at grabbing them right out of my hands, and I had to play the drums with my bare hands, which didn't work out too well. So I had Peter saying naughty things on the mike, Evan swinging the guitar in front of his nuts, and my dog humping my leg (sorry, no backwards compatability for her) and taking the drum sticks, which now have bite marks on them, until I finally said: I QUIT!!!! .... And that's the story of how I came to completely despise Rock Band 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 that's fucking pathetic... you quit because of THAT. Why the hell do you even play video games? What good game are going to say sucks next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 that's fucking pathetic... you quit because of THAT. Why the hell do you even play video games? What good game are going to say sucks next? ... How the hell am I supposed to play the drums when my dogs in humping my leg and jumping all over me and grabbing the sticks!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 So, my brother (Peter) has his friend Evan over, and they played Rock Band 2 for the 360. Peter was being a complete retard, as usual, hammering away on that plastic drum set with a microphone duct-taped to his cheeck as Evan strummed the guitar. Peter sucked, and I said I could do better than him on the drums.So, that's how I got into playing Rock Band 2 for 15 minutes. We did a couple of funky songs. The musically impaired child I am, I only got ~80% on my first try. Then, as the second song started, my dog, Lucy came into the room. She constantly jumped at me and tried to take the sticks. Eventually, she got good at grabbing them right out of my hands, and I had to play the drums with my bare hands, which didn't work out too well. So I had Peter saying naughty things on the mike, Evan swinging the guitar in front of his nuts, and my dog humping my leg (sorry, no backwards compatability for her) and taking the drum sticks, which now have bite marks on them, until I finally said: I QUIT!!!! .... And that's the story of how I came to completely despise Rock Band 2. F-F-F-F-F-FAILURE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 F-F-F-F-F-FAILURE Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 F-F-F-F-F-FAILURE Care to expand upon that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Care to expand upon that? I could, but that pretty much explains your post/topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 I could, but that pretty much explains your post/topic. Do you even know why I hate Rock Band? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Do you even know why I hate Rock Band? Because you hate good games (since you apparently hat Fire Emblem now), maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 Because you hate good games (since you apparently hat Fire Emblem now), maybe? >_________> Read the story again.... I can't play it because my dog keeps taking the sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Do you even know why I hate Rock Band? F-F-F-FAILURE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 >_________>Read the story again.... I can't play it because my dog keeps taking the sticks. Why not play the guitar? That's in Rock Band too, you know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 Why not play the guitar? That's in Rock Band too, you know... I don't like it. Besides, my hands are tiny and I couldn't possibly reach the orange button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I don't like it. Besides, my hands are tiny and I couldn't possibly reach the orange button. EXCUSE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I don't like it. Besides, my hands are tiny and I couldn't possibly reach the orange button. Then play easy mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Then play easy mode. Or medium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 Then play easy mode. And I'll still have to wiggle that little button down at the bottom every freaking time I do something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 (edited) Mastering the guitar controller is not as difficult as you make it seem. All you need is a knowledge of where the buttons are, and a good sense of rhythm. Edited January 28, 2009 by Little Al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Except Guitar Hero and Rock Band suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 And I'll still have to wiggle that little button down at the bottom every freaking time I do something. Yeah, but in case you haven't realized yet, YOU HAVE TWO HANDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Except Guitar Hero and Rock Band suck. In your opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 Yeah, but in case you haven't realized yet, YOU HAVE TWO HANDS. No shit, Sherlock. It's annoying. In your opinion. I can vouch for his opinion as well. Besides, GH and Rock Band are pretty much clones anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 No shit, Sherlock. It's annoying.I can vouch for his opinion as well. Besides, GH and Rock Band are pretty much clones anyway. 1. Not really. 2. Clones that both rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 In your opinion. My opinion is better than your opinion though. No shit, Sherlock. It's annoying.I can vouch for his opinion as well. Besides, GH and Rock Band are pretty much clones anyway. Nah. The makers of GH1+2 are making the Rock Bands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 My opinion is better than your opinion though. . And MY opinion is better than YOUR opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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