MKWii is a piece of shit =/

[Just call me AL]

Why does this remind me of DH's arguments with Ninji?

[_____]

Why does this remind me of DH's arguments with Ninji?

Hmm? There've been too many to count. Which one?

[Destiny Hero]

LOL Bikes are overrated Mini-beast+Baby Weege for the win!

Bikes are overpowered. Peach FTW.

Why does this remind me of DH's arguments with Ninji?

The annoying jumping things in the horrible English version of Soupy Mayo Broth 2?

[Just call me AL]

Hmm? There've been too many to count. Which one?

I dunno. It was just a random thought I had.

[_____]

The annoying jumping things in the horrible English version of Soupy Mayo Broth 2?

That's my normal name. Btw, they're in SMW and PM, too.

[Destiny Hero]

That's my normal name. Btw, they're in SMW and PM, too.

Right now your name is Asselllo or something. What did we argue aboot?

[_____]

Right now your name is Asselllo or something. What did we argue aboot?

Asaello*. Name Change History is your friend.

A whole lot of stuff.

[Herr Wozzeck]

You can literally go from first to last in a few seconds

Lightning appears WAY too often

That's the way it's been in every Mario Kart; it's just more likely in some games than in others.

And at least tell me that the Rainbow Road in this one has loops and inversions like in DS.

And when did I say that? It's pretty damn annoying when people like to make up their own little stories for everyone around them and assume everyone should go by them.

It's not that we make them up; it's that the fact that you dislike games that are actually good leads us to believe that you think shit videogames are good. (In other news? Watch your fucking Angry Video Game Nerd, bitch.)

[Destiny Hero]

I never watch Angry video game nerd. It's so stupid.

[Zanarkin]

I never watch Angry video game nerd. It's so stupid.

You like going against the flow.

[Destiny Hero]

You like going against the flow.

That's right, I very much enjoy it. It proves my existance and makes me a better person by seeing the things that I would otherwise be blinded against. Many things other people say and do make no sense to me,. I consider myself as having a divine logic. It's hard to explain, but also very helpful to have.

Damn, I forgot what I was gonna say.

[Herr Wozzeck]

I never watch Angry video game nerd. It's so stupid.

Well, you know what?

*guitar riffs*

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

TO PLAY THOSE SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS

HE'D RATHER HAVE A BUFFALO

TAKE A DIARRHEA DUMP IN HIS EAR

HE'D RATHER EAT THE ROTTEN ASSHOLE

OF A ROAD-KILL'D SKUNK AND DOWN IT WITH BEER

HE'S THE ANGRIEST GAMER YOU'VE EVER HEARD

HE'S THE ANGRY NINTENDO NERD

HE'S THE ANGRY ATARI SEGA NERD

HE'S THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD

WHEN YOU TURN ON THE TV

MAKE SURE IT'S TUNED TO CHANNEL 3

HE'S GOT A NERDY SHIRT AND A POCKET POUCH

ALTHOUGH I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM WRITE ANYTHING DOWN

HE'S GOT A POWER GLOVE AND A FILTHY MOUTH

WITH HIS ZAPPER HE WILL TEAR THESE GAMES DOWN

HE'S THE ANGRIEST GAMER YOU'VE EVER HEARD

HE'S THE ANGRY NINTENDO NERD

HE'S THE ANGRY ATARI SEGA NERD

HE'S THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD

HE'S PLAYED THE WORST GAMES OF ALL TIME

HORRIBLE ABOMINATIONS OF MANKIND

THEY MAKE HIM SO MAD HE COULD SPIT

OR SAY COWABUNGA.

COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOG SHIT!!!

THEY RIP YOU OFF AND DON'T CARE ONE BIT

BUT THIS NERD HE DOESN'T FORGET IT

WHY CAN'T A TURTLE SWIM?

WHY CAN'T I LAND THE PLANE?

THEY GOT A QUICK BUCK ON THIS SHITLOAD OF FUCK

THE CHARACTER'S NAMES ARE WRONG.

WHY'S THE PASSWORD SO LONG?

WHY DON'T THE WEAPONS DO ANYTHING?

HE IS THE ANGRIEST GAMER YOU'VE EVER HEARD

THE GAMES SUCK SO BAD HE MAKES UP HIS OWN WORDS

HE'S THE ANGRIEST MOST PISSED OFF GAMING NERD

HE'S THE ANGRY,

ATARI, AMIGA, CDi, COLECOVISION, INTELLIVISION, SEGA, NEO GEO, TURBOGRAPHIX, 16 ODESSY, 3DO, COMMODORE, NINTENDO NEEEEEEEEERD

HE'S THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NEEEERD!

Edited January 31, 2009 by Edgard Varése

[Zanarkin]

That's right, I very much enjoy it. It proves my existance and makes me a better person by seeing the things that I would otherwise be blinded against. Many things other people say and do make no sense to me,. I consider myself as having a divine logic. It's hard to explain, but also very helpful to have.

Damn, I forgot what I was gonna say.

You'll have difficulties in the future if you think that way

[Destiny Hero]

You'll have difficulties in the future if you think that way

Yeah, well, someone who thinks differently in a good way without being warped and retarded like Hitler is a good thing.

[Zanarkin]

Yeah, well, someone who thinks differently in a good way without being warped and retarded like Hitler is a good thing.

Thing is you argue about everything with everyone, so yeah good luck in your job, family, and other stuff

[Just call me AL]

I consider myself as having a divine logic.

I find this quote very ironic.

[Herr Wozzeck]

I wonder why nobody's commented on what a nerd I am yet...

[_____]

Yeah, well, someone who thinks differently in a good way without being warped and retarded like Hitler is a good thing.

Mindless going "lol what u say sucks" =/= thinking differently in a good way. You're just some pessimistic kid (ironic, considering we're the same age) who thinks that he's fucking God. You're not.

I wonder why nobody's commented on what a nerd I am yet...

We're all nerds.

[Destiny Hero]

Thing is you argue about everything with everyone, so yeah good luck in your job, family, and other stuff

No, not really. In real life I just sit there trying to be as boring as I can unless something interesting comes up. I have to save my effort for when I need it.

I wonder why nobody's commented on what a nerd I am yet...

I've always assumed you were the guy in your sig. Old, wrinkly, fuzzy... Forgetful..... Maybe..... What?......

[Zanarkin]

We're all nerds.

Just what i was going to say

[Herr Wozzeck]

I've always assumed you were the guy in your sig. Old, wrinkly, fuzzy... Forgetful..... Maybe..... What?......

Hm.

Let this prove you wrong, then. ;)

[Destiny Hero]

Hm.

Let this prove you wrong, then. ;)

I can't open links, remember? :D

[Herr Wozzeck]

I can't open links, remember? :D

*le sigh*

If you can't open links, then how the hell are you able to post here?

Whatever. Time for the good ol' copy and paste since you're to lazy to try to open a link to fucking Wikipedia...

Edgard Victor Achille Charles Varèse, whose name was also spelled Edgar Varèse[1] (December 22, 1883 – November 6, 1965), was an innovative French-born composer who spent the greater part of his career in the United States.

Varèse's music features an emphasis on timbre and rhythm. He was the inventor of the term "organized sound", a phrase meaning that certain timbres and rhythms can be grouped together, sublimating into a whole new definition of sound. Although his complete surviving works only last about three hours, he has been recognised as an influence by several major composers of the late 20th century. His use of new instruments and electronic resources led to his being known as the "Father of Electronic Music" while Henry Miller described him as "The stratospheric Colossus of Sound".

[edit] Biography

[edit] Early life

Edgard Victor Achille Charles Varèse was born in Paris, but after only a few weeks was sent to be raised by his great-uncle's family in the small town of Villars in Burgundy. There he developed an intense attachment to his maternal grandfather, Claude Cortot. Through his mother's family he was related to the pianist Alfred Cortot. His affection for his grandfather outshone anything he would ever feel for his own parents. In fact, from his earliest years Varèse's relationship with his father Henri was extremely antagonistic, developing into what could fairly be called a firm and life-long hatred. Reclaimed by his parents in the late 1880s, in 1893 young Edgard was forced to relocate with them to Turin, Italy. It was here that he had his first real musical lessons, with the long-time director of Turin's conservatory, Giovanni Bolzoni. In 1895 he wrote his first opera, Martin Pas, which is now lost.[2] Never comfortable with Italy, and given his oppressive home-life, a physical altercation with his father forced the situation and Varèse left home for Paris in 1903.

From 1904 he was a student at the Schola Cantorum (founded by pupils of César Franck), where his teachers included Albert Roussel; afterwards he went to study composition with Charles-Marie Widor at the Paris Conservatoire. From this period he composed a number of ambitious orchestral works, but these were only performed by Varèse in piano transcriptions, such as his Rhapsodie romane of about 1905, inspired by the Romanesque architecture of the cathedral of St. Philibert in Tournus. He moved to Berlin in 1907 and in the same year married the actress Suzanne Bing. They had one child, a daughter. They divorced in 1913.

During these years, Varèse became acquainted with Erik Satie, Richard Strauss, Claude Debussy and Ferruccio Busoni, the last two being particular influences on him at the time. He also gained the friendship and support of Romain Rolland and Hugo von Hofmannsthal, whose Œdipus und die Sphinx he began setting as an opera that was never completed. The first performance of his symphonic poem Bourgogne in Berlin in 1910, the only one of his early orchestral works to be properly performed, caused a scandal. After being invalided out of the French Army during World War I, he moved to the United States in 1915. In 1917 Varèse made his debut in America conducting the Grand Messe des morts by Berlioz.

[edit] Early years in the United States

He spent the first few years in the United States, where he was a Romany Marie's café regular[3] in Greenwich Village, meeting important contributors to American music, promoting his vision of new electronic art music instruments, conducting orchestras, and founding the New Symphony Orchestra, which was short-lived.

It was also about this time that Varèse began work on his first composition in the United States, Amériques, which was finished in 1921 but would remain unperformed until 1926. Virtually all the works he had written in Europe were either lost or destroyed in a Berlin warehouse fire, so in the U.S. he was starting again from scratch. The only surviving work from his early period appears to be the song Un grand sommeil noir, a setting of Verlaine. (He still retained Bourgogne, but destroyed the score in a fit of depression many years later.) It was at the completion of this work that Varèse, along with Carlos Salzedo, founded the International Composers' Guild, dedicated to the performances of new compositions of both American and European composers. The ICG's manifesto in July 1921 included the statement that

"The present day composers refuse to die. They have realised the necessity of banding together and fighting for the right of each individual to secure a fair and free presentation of his work".[4]

In 1922, Varèse visited Berlin where he founded a similar German organisation with Busoni.

Varèse composed many of his pieces for orchestral instruments and voices for performance under the auspices of the ICG during its six year existence. Specifically, during the first half of the 1920s, he composed Offrandes, Hyperprism, Octandre, and Intégrales.

He took American citizenship in October 1927.[5]

[edit] Life in Paris

In 1928, Varèse returned to Paris to alter one of the parts in Amériques to include the recently constructed ondes Martenot. Around 1930, he composed his most famous non-electronic piece entitled Ionisation, the first to feature solely percussion instruments. Although it was composed with pre-existing instruments, Ionisation was an exploration of new sounds and methods to create them.

In 1933, while Varèse was still in Paris, he wrote to the Guggenheim Foundation and Bell Laboratories in an attempt to receive a grant to develop an electronic music studio. His next composition, Ecuatorial, completed in 1934, contained parts for fingerboard theremin cellos, and Varèse, anticipating the successful receipt of one of his grants, eagerly returned to the United States to finally realize his electronic music.

[edit] Back in the United States

Varèse wrote his Ecuatorial for two fingerboard Theremins, bass singer, winds and percussion in the early 1930s. It was premiered on April 15 1934, under the baton of Nicolas Slonimsky. Then Varèse left New York City, where he had lived since 1915, and moved to Santa Fe, San Francisco and Los Angeles. In 1936 he wrote Density 21.5. By the time Varèse returned in late 1938, Leon Theremin had returned to Russia. This devastated Varèse, who had hoped to work with Theremin on a refinement of his instrument. Varèse had also promoted the theremin in his Western travels, and demonstrated one at a lecture at the University of New Mexico in Albuquerque on November 12 1936. The University of New Mexico has an RCA theremin, which may be the same instrument.

He was approached by music producer Jack Skurnick resulting in EMS Recordings #401. The record was the first release of Integrales, Density 21.5, Ionization and Octandre and featured Rene le Roy, flute, the Julliard Percussion Orchestra and the New York Wind Ensemble conducted by Frederic Waldman. The recording is said to have influenced Frank Zappa.

When, in the late 1950s, Varèse was approached by a publisher about making Ecuatorial available, there were very few theremins—let alone fingerboard theremins—to be found, so he rewrote/relabelled the part for ondes Martenot. This new version was premiered in 1961.

Louise Varèse, American-born wife of the composer, was a celebrated translator of French poetry whose versions of the work of Arthur Rimbaud for James Laughlin's New Directions imprint were particularly influential.

[edit] Unfinished projects

From the late 1920s to the end of the 1930s Varèse's principal creative energies went into two ambitious projects which were never realized, and much of whose material was destroyed, though some elements from them seem to have gone into smaller works. One was a large-scale stage work called different things at different times, but principally The One-All-Alone or Astronomer (L’Astronome). This was originally to be based on North American Indian legends; later it became a futuristic drama of world catastrophe and instantaneous communication with the star Sirius. This second form, on which Varèse worked in Paris in 1928–1932, had a libretto by Alejo Carpentier, Georges Ribemont-Dessaignes and Robert Desnos. According to Carpentier, a substantial amount of this work was written but Varèse abandoned it in favour of a new treatment in which he hoped to collaborate with Antonin Artaud. Artaud's libretto Il n’y a plus de firmament was written for Varèse's project and sent to him after he had returned to the U.S. but by this time Varèse had turned to a second huge project.

This second project was to be a choral symphony entitled Espace. In its original conception the text for the chorus was to be written by André Malraux. Later Varèse settled on a multi-lingual text of hieratic phrases to be sung by choirs situated in Paris, Moscow, Peking and New York, synchronized to create a global radiophonic event. Varèse sought input on the text from Henry Miller, who suggests in The Air-Conditioned Nightmare that this grandiose conception—also ultimately unrealized—eventually metamorphosed into Déserts. With both these huge projects Varèse felt ultimately frustrated by the lack of electronic instruments to realize his aural visions. Nevertheless he used some of the material from Espace in his short Étude pour Espace, virtually the only work that had appeared from his pen for over ten years when it was premiered in 1947.

[edit] International recognition

By the early 1950s, Varèse was in dialogue with a new generation of composers, such as Pierre Boulez and Luigi Dallapiccola. When he returned to France to finalize the tape sections of Déserts, Pierre Schaeffer helped arrange for suitable facilities. The first performance of the combined orchestral and tape sound composition came as part of an ORTF broadcast concert, between pieces by Mozart and Tchaikovsky and received a hostile reaction.

Le Corbusier was commissioned by Philips to present a pavilion at the 1958 World Fair and insisted (against the sponsors' resistance) on working with Varèse, who developed his Poème électronique for the venue, where it was heard by an estimated two million people. Using 400 speakers separated throughout a series of rooms, Varèse created a sound and space installation geared towards experiencing sound as one moves through space. Received with mixed reviews, this piece challenged audience expectations and traditional means of composing, breathing life into electronic synthesis and presentation.

In 1962 he was asked to join the Royal Swedish Academy, and in 1963 he received the premier Koussevitzky International Recording Award.

[edit] Musical influences

In his formative years, Varèse was greatly impressed by Medieval and Renaissance Music (in his career he founded and conducted several choirs devoted to this repertoire) and the music of Alexander Scriabin, Erik Satie, Claude Debussy, Hector Berlioz and Richard Strauss. There are also clear influences or reminiscences of Stravinsky's early works, specifically Petrushka and The Rite of Spring, on Arcana.[6]

He claimed to have been inspired by the writings on music of Józef Maria Hoene-Wroński, and especially the Polish savant's statement that the object of music is "the corporealization of the intelligence that is in sound".[7] He was also impressed by the ideas of Busoni, who christened him L'illustro futuro.

[edit] Students and influence

According to George Perle [8] "his partitioning of the octave in the first ten bars, places Varèse along with Scriabin and the Schoenberg circle, among the revolutionary composers whose work initiates the beginning of a new mainstream tradition in the music of our century."

[edit] Students

Varèse's best known student is the Chinese-born composer Chou Wen-chung (b. 1923), who met Varèse in 1949 and assisted him in his later years. He became the executor of Varèse's estate following the composer's death, and edited and completed a number of Varèse's works. He is professor emeritus of composition at Columbia University. Other pupils were Colin McPhee and André Jolivet.

[edit] Influence in classical music

Composers who have claimed, or can be demonstrated to have been influenced by Varèse, include Harrison Birtwistle, Pierre Boulez, John Cage, Morton Feldman, Roberto Gerhard, Luigi Nono, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Iannis Xenakis, Frank Zappa, and William Grant Still.

[edit] Influence in pop music

Varèse's emphasis on timbre, rhythm, and new technologies was an inspiration to a whole generation of musicians who came of age during the 1960s and 1970s. One of Varèse's biggest fans was the American guitarist and composer Frank Zappa, who, upon hearing a copy of The Complete Works of Edgard Varèse, Vol. 1, which included Intégrales, Density 21.5, Ionisation, and Octandre, became obsessed with the composer's music. On his 15th birthday, December 21, 1955, Zappa's mother, Rosemarie, allowed him a call to Varèse as a present. At the time Varèse was in Brussels, Belgium, so Zappa spoke to Varèse's wife Louise instead. Eventually Zappa and Varèse spoke on the phone, and they discussed the possibility of meeting each other, although this meeting never took place. Zappa also received a letter from Varèse. Varèse's spirit of experimentation and redefining the bounds of what was possible in music lived on in Zappa's long and prolific career[9]. Zappa's final project was The Rage and the Fury, a recording of the works of Varèse.

Another admirer was the rock/jazz group Chicago, whose Pianist/keyboardist Robert Lamm credited Varèse with inspiring him to write many number one hits. In tribute, one of Lamm's songs was called "A Hit By Varèse".

[edit] Tributes

The record label Varèse Sarabande Records is named after him.

[edit] Idée fixe

Some of Edgard Varèse's later works make use of the 'idée fixe', a fixed theme, repeated certain times in a work. The 'idée fixe' was most famously used by Hector Berlioz in his Symphonie fantastique; it is generally not transposed, differentiating it from the leitmotiv, used by Richard Wagner.

[edit] Works

Un grand sommeil noir, song to a text by Paul Verlaine for voice and piano (1906)

Amériques for large orchestra (1918–1921; revised 1927)

Offrandes for soprano and chamber orchestra (poems by Vicente Huidobro and José Juan Tablada)(1921)

Hyperprism for wind and percussion(1922–1923)

Octandre for seven wind instruments and double bass (1923)

Intégrales for wind and percussion (1924–1925)

Arcana for large orchestra (1925–1927)

Ionisation for 13 percussion players (1929–1931)

Ecuatorial for bass voice (or unison male chorus), brass, organ, percussion and theremins (revised for ondes-martenot) (text by Francisco Ximénez) (1932–1934)

Density 21.5 for solo flute (1936)

Tuning Up for orchestra (sketched 1946; completed by Chou Wen-Chung, 1998)

Étude pour espace for chorus, 2 pianos and percussion (1947)

Dance for Burgess for chamber ensemble (1949)

Déserts for wind, percussion and electronic tape (1950–1954)

La Procession de Verges for electronic tape (soundtrack for Around and About Joan Mirò, directed by Thomas Bouchard) (1955)

Poème électronique for electronic tape (1957–1958)

Nocturnal for soprano, male chorus and orchestra, text adapted from The House of Incest by Anaïs Nin (1961)

[edit] Notes

^ After he arrived in the USA he commonly used the form 'Edgar' for his first name but reverted to 'Edgard', not entirely consistently, from the 1940s. Malcolm MacDonald, Varèse, Astronomer in Sound (London, 2003), ISBN 1-871082-79-x p. xi.

^ Opera Glass

^ Robert Schulman. Romany Marie: The Queen of Greenwich Village (pp. 64-65). Louisville: Butler Books, 2006. ISBN 1-88453-274-8.

^ Ouellette, p66

^ Ouellette, p95

^ MacDonald, pp. 200-205.

^ MacDonald, pp.52-53.

^ Perle, George (1990). The Listening Composer, p.12. ISBN 0520069919.

^ Russo, Greg. Cosmik Debris: The Collected History and Improvisations of Frank Zappa. New York: Antique Trader Publications, Crossfire Publications, Chris Sansom, 1998, pp. 9-11

[edit] References

Bernard, Jonathan W. (1987). The Music of Edgard Varèse. New Haven: Yale University Press. ISBN 0300035152.

Ouellette, Fernand (1973). Edgard Varèse. Calder and Boyars. ISBN 074502081.

Clayson, Alan Edgard Varese (1973). Sanctuary.ISBN 9781860743986

Entretiens avec Edgar Varèse par Georges Charbonnier (1954-55), 2CD INA coll. Mémoire Vive (2007)

[edit] External links

Wikiquote has a collection of quotations related to: Edgard Varèse

Edgard Varèse at Allmusic

BBC.co.uk: Music Profiles: Edgard Varèse

Edgard Varèse:Composer, Sound Sculptor, Visionary edited by Felix Meyer and Heidy Zimmermann (Boydell Press in association with the Sacher Foundation 2006). This large format and profusely illustrated book of essays on the composer was published to coincide with an exhibition at the Museum Tinguely in Basel.

Edgard Varese: The Idol of My Youth by Frank Zappa

Thereminvox.com

Interview with musicologist Olivia Mattis about Edgard Varèse's Ecuatorial and the Theremin Cello

Edgard Varèse links

A Letter to Leon Theremin by Edgard Varèse

OHM- The Early Gurus of Electronic Music: Varese

SoNHoRS : Edgard Varèse

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[Destiny Hero]

It was a really high wall, so I stepped to the side of it.

[Herr Wozzeck]

It was a really high wall, so I stepped to the side of it.

*snap*

YOU LAZY BASTARD! I WENT THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF COPYING AND PASTING THAT SHIT SO YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND THAT THE GUY IN MY SIG IS A FUCKING FRENCH COMPOSER KNOWN FOR ELECTRONIC PIECES, AND THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY? YOU DIDN'T EVEN TAKE THE TIME TO FUCKING READ AT LEAST PART OF IT? YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL--!! Wow, I have issues...