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I have the greatest stalker ever


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So, ever once and a while, I get all sad n' stuff( Actually, really often), and I get all emo n stuff on facebook. About 3-4 months ago, I got a random voicemail from some girl, at 2 in the morning, telling me to cheer up n stuff cuz I had a sad status. She told me a bunch of stuff. It made me cheer up. I had no clue who the girl is. Every so often, I'll get another voicemail telling me to cheer up n stuff, and sometimes I'll get one saying that she's happy that I'm happy and I should keep it up. occasionally I'll actually get to talk with her because I answer my phone on the off chance I'm awake at 1-2 a.m.. She's quite cool, but refuses to tell me who she is because apparently she wouldn't feel free to give me advice and what not. So I'm always bugging her about it, or at least some clue( all I know so far is that we have many friends in common, supposedly I was really nice to her and joked with her a lot, she went to one of the two schools I went to in the past 2-3 years). She's awesome, fun to talk to, and has a hawt voice n stuff.

Why am I bringing this up? Cuz we were just talking early this morning XD

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And I get stuck with cyberstalkers who think I am a girl and a guy who is mad that he was banned from FEU.

That's some bullshit.

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It's totally Magey Sage using one of dem's newfound voice changin' techonolofogez

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It's totally Magey Sage using one of dem's newfound voice changin' techonolofogez

i was quoting len who only says "................"

but anways, I dont have a face book so i have no clue when faiya's being an emo bitch unless I kick his ass in melty blood that day

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Stalkers suck.

My stalker is awesome yo

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Sounds more like a secret admirer.

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I AM a stalker

Shawn Johnson....

I'm really Shawn Johnson, in the guise of an average 16 year old boy from Evansville Indiana.

+1 stalker points!

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Sounds more like a secret admirer.

Hmm... Kinda actually. That never really crossed my mind, because secret admirers never communicate with the person they admire.

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It sounds funny, but after a couple of years it gets old.

Don't worry, I wasn't being for real.

By the way, Doom, I'm not really Shawn Johnson........ :( Once again, I'm just a dude.

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Interesting stalker indeed. You better hope she ain't one of those obsessive kind that wish to kill people you are with and want to wear your skin. D:

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Hmm... Kinda actually. That never really crossed my mind, because secret admirers never communicate with the person they admire.

May be she just likes you alot and wants to get to know you better? perhaps she got tired of admiring from afar?

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Don't worry, I wasn't being for real.

By the way, Doom, I'm not really Shawn Johnson........ :( Once again, I'm just a dude.

No, come on, I can trick one of mine into following you around online and watching every post of yours. Memorizing the times you are online. Digging for personal information. Calling you with nothing to say.

It's a real experience.

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May be she just likes you alot and wants to get to know you better? perhaps she got tired of admiring from afar?

But she still won't tell me who she is :P

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But she still won't tell me who she is :P

Because she might think you're a rapist.

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May be she just likes you alot and wants to get to know you better? perhaps she got tired of admiring from afar?

Admiring?

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Sounds more like a secret admirer.

this

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