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[Ercdouken]

A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos, but then he got Falcon Punched in the balls.After staggering for a short while,Seth comes upon a spectacle,There are not one,not two,but three Ike's fighting.After listening,Seth realized that the Ike's were from POR,RD and Brawl respectively,and were fighting to see who was better... After a little while of watching them fight, he joined the brawl and got killed by a aether in the ball. Brawl Ike told the crowd that he fights for his friends, and he also does crack and heroin. Then Brawl Ike got pwned by Geese Howard.

[Safyrya]

A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos, but then he got Falcon Punched in the balls.After staggering for a short while,Seth comes upon a spectacle,There are not one,not two,but three Ike's fighting.After listening,Seth realized that the Ike's were from POR,RD and Brawl respectively,and were fighting to see who was better... After a little while of watching them fight, he joined the brawl and got killed by a aether in the ball. Brawl Ike told the crowd that he fights for his friends, and he also does crack and heroin. Then Brawl Ike got pwned by Geese Howard. They all suicided and died happy when the sexy (endgame) gate Fired the Ike's and Geese Howard in the sky.

(introduce a new character)

Edited February 25, 2009 by Safyrya

[Yuli]

A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos, but then he got Falcon Punched in the balls.After staggering for a short while,Seth comes upon a spectacle,There are not one,not two,but three Ike's fighting.After listening,Seth realized that the Ike's were from POR,RD and Brawl respectively,and were fighting to see who was better... After a little while of watching them fight, he joined the brawl and got killed by a aether in the ball. Brawl Ike told the crowd that he fights for his friends, and he also does crack and heroin. Then Brawl Ike got pwned by Geese Howard. They all suicided and died happy when the sexy (endgame) gate Fired the Ike's and Geese Howard in the sky. Then the boy found how where he left his hat.

Edited February 25, 2009 by Yuli

[Ercdouken]

A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos, but then he got Falcon Punched in the balls.After staggering for a short while,Seth comes upon a spectacle,There are not one,not two,but three Ike's fighting.After listening,Seth realized that the Ike's were from POR,RD and Brawl respectively,and were fighting to see who was better... After a little while of watching them fight, he joined the brawl and got killed by a aether in the ball. Brawl Ike told the crowd that he fights for his friends, and he also does crack and heroin. Then Brawl Ike got pwned by Geese Howard. They all suicided and died happy when the sexy (endgame) gate Fired the Ike's and Geese Howard in the sky. Then the boy found how where he left his hat. However, it turns out that the hat actually belongs to Terry Bogard.

[Yuli]

A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos, but then he got Falcon Punched in the balls.After staggering for a short while,Seth comes upon a spectacle,There are not one,not two,but three Ike's fighting.After listening,Seth realized that the Ike's were from POR,RD and Brawl respectively,and were fighting to see who was better... After a little while of watching them fight, he joined the brawl and got killed by a aether in the ball. Brawl Ike told the crowd that he fights for his friends, and he also does crack and heroin. Then Brawl Ike got pwned by Geese Howard. They all suicided and died happy when the sexy (endgame) gate Fired the Ike's and Geese Howard in the sky. Then the boy found how where he left his hat. However, it turns out that the hat actually belongs to Terry Bogard. So he put it on this leg and began to apply ketchup.

[Safyrya]

A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos, but then he got Falcon Punched in the balls.After staggering for a short while,Seth comes upon a spectacle,There are not one,not two,but three Ike's fighting.After listening,Seth realized that the Ike's were from POR,RD and Brawl respectively,and were fighting to see who was better... After a little while of watching them fight, he joined the brawl and got killed by a aether in the ball. Brawl Ike told the crowd that he fights for his friends, and he also does crack and heroin. Then Brawl Ike got pwned by Geese Howard. They all suicided and died happy when the sexy (endgame) gate Fired the Ike's and Geese Howard in the sky. Then the boy found how where he left his hat. However, it turns out that the hat actually belongs to Terry Bogard. So he put it on this leg and began to apply ketchup. »Then he went to a strip club...

[Yuli]

A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos, but then he got Falcon Punched in the balls.After staggering for a short while,Seth comes upon a spectacle,There are not one,not two,but three Ike's fighting.After listening,Seth realized that the Ike's were from POR,RD and Brawl respectively,and were fighting to see who was better... After a little while of watching them fight, he joined the brawl and got killed by a aether in the ball. Brawl Ike told the crowd that he fights for his friends, and he also does crack and heroin. Then Brawl Ike got pwned by Geese Howard. They all suicided and died happy when the sexy (endgame) gate Fired the Ike's and Geese Howard in the sky. Then the boy found how where he left his hat. However, it turns out that the hat actually belongs to Terry Bogard. So he put it on this leg and began to apply ketchup. Then he went to a strip club...and grab his sandwhich he left last night.

[Ercdouken]

A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos, but then he got Falcon Punched in the balls.After staggering for a short while,Seth comes upon a spectacle,There are not one,not two,but three Ike's fighting.After listening,Seth realized that the Ike's were from POR,RD and Brawl respectively,and were fighting to see who was better... After a little while of watching them fight, he joined the brawl and got killed by a aether in the ball. Brawl Ike told the crowd that he fights for his friends, and he also does crack and heroin. Then Brawl Ike got pwned by Geese Howard. They all suicided and died happy when the sexy (endgame) gate Fired the Ike's and Geese Howard in the sky. Then the boy found how where he left his hat. However, it turns out that the hat actually belongs to Terry Bogard. So he put it on this leg and began to apply ketchup. Then he went to a strip club...and grab his sandwhich he left last night. Terry realized that the sandwhich went bad so...

[Yuli]

A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos, but then he got Falcon Punched in the balls.After staggering for a short while,Seth comes upon a spectacle,There are not one,not two,but three Ike's fighting.After listening,Seth realized that the Ike's were from POR,RD and Brawl respectively,and were fighting to see who was better... After a little while of watching them fight, he joined the brawl and got killed by a aether in the ball. Brawl Ike told the crowd that he fights for his friends, and he also does crack and heroin. Then Brawl Ike got pwned by Geese Howard. They all suicided and died happy when the sexy (endgame) gate Fired the Ike's and Geese Howard in the sky. Then the boy found how where he left his hat. However, it turns out that the hat actually belongs to Terry Bogard. So he put it on this leg and began to apply ketchup. Then he went to a strip club...and grab his sandwhich he left last night. Terry realized that the sandwhich went bad so he ate it.

[Ercdouken]

A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos, but then he got Falcon Punched in the balls.After staggering for a short while,Seth comes upon a spectacle,There are not one,not two,but three Ike's fighting.After listening,Seth realized that the Ike's were from POR,RD and Brawl respectively,and were fighting to see who was better... After a little while of watching them fight, he joined the brawl and got killed by a aether in the ball. Brawl Ike told the crowd that he fights for his friends, and he also does crack and heroin. Then Brawl Ike got pwned by Geese Howard. They all suicided and died happy when the sexy (endgame) gate Fired the Ike's and Geese Howard in the sky. Then the boy found how where he left his hat. However, it turns out that the hat actually belongs to Terry Bogard. So he put it on this leg and began to apply ketchup. Then he went to a strip club...and grab his sandwhich he left last night. Terry realized that the sandwhich went bad so he ate it. After that, he turned into Orochi Terry and gone insane killing people.

[Bohemund]

A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos, but then he got Falcon Punched in the balls.After staggering for a short while,Seth comes upon a spectacle,There are not one,not two,but three Ike's fighting.After listening,Seth realized that the Ike's were from POR,RD and Brawl respectively,and were fighting to see who was better... After a little while of watching them fight, he joined the brawl and got killed by a aether in the ball. Brawl Ike told the crowd that he fights for his friends, and he also does crack and heroin. Then Brawl Ike got pwned by Geese Howard. They all suicided and died happy when the sexy (endgame) gate Fired the Ike's and Geese Howard in the sky. Then the boy found how where he left his hat. However, it turns out that the hat actually belongs to Terry Bogard. So he put it on this leg and began to apply ketchup. Then he went to a strip club...and grab his sandwhich he left last night. Terry realized that the sandwhich went bad so he ate it. After that, he turned into Orochi Terry and gone insane killing people. After killing his 27th victim, people scattered so far that none were in sight, so...

[Yuli]

A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos, but then he got Falcon Punched in the balls.After staggering for a short while,Seth comes upon a spectacle,There are not one,not two,but three Ike's fighting.After listening,Seth realized that the Ike's were from POR,RD and Brawl respectively,and were fighting to see who was better... After a little while of watching them fight, he joined the brawl and got killed by a aether in the ball. Brawl Ike told the crowd that he fights for his friends, and he also does crack and heroin. Then Brawl Ike got pwned by Geese Howard. They all suicided and died happy when the sexy (endgame) gate Fired the Ike's and Geese Howard in the sky. Then the boy found how where he left his hat. However, it turns out that the hat actually belongs to Terry Bogard. So he put it on this leg and began to apply ketchup. Then he went to a strip club...and grab his sandwhich he left last night. Terry realized that the sandwhich went bad so he ate it. After that, he turned into Orochi Terry and gone insane killing people. After killing his 27th victim, people scattered so far that none were in sight, so he began make up imaginary victims and imagine himself killing his imaginary people.

[Safyrya]

A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos, but then he got Falcon Punched in the balls.After staggering for a short while,Seth comes upon a spectacle,There are not one,not two,but three Ike's fighting.After listening,Seth realized that the Ike's were from POR,RD and Brawl respectively,and were fighting to see who was better... After a little while of watching them fight, he joined the brawl and got killed by a aether in the ball. Brawl Ike told the crowd that he fights for his friends, and he also does crack and heroin. Then Brawl Ike got pwned by Geese Howard. They all suicided and died happy when the sexy (endgame) gate Fired the Ike's and Geese Howard in the sky. Then the boy found how where he left his hat. However, it turns out that the hat actually belongs to Terry Bogard. So he put it on this leg and began to apply ketchup. Then he went to a strip club...and grab his sandwhich he left last night. Terry realized that the sandwhich went bad so he ate it. After that, he turned into Orochi Terry and gone insane killing people. After killing his 27th victim, people scattered so far that none were in sight, so he began make up imaginary victims and imagine himself killing his imaginary people. Then He went to hell, Kicked Satan out of his seat, and became the lord of the underworld.

[Ercdouken]

A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos, but then he got Falcon Punched in the balls.After staggering for a short while,Seth comes upon a spectacle,There are not one,not two,but three Ike's fighting.After listening,Seth realized that the Ike's were from POR,RD and Brawl respectively,and were fighting to see who was better... After a little while of watching them fight, he joined the brawl and got killed by a aether in the ball. Brawl Ike told the crowd that he fights for his friends, and he also does crack and heroin. Then Brawl Ike got pwned by Geese Howard. They all suicided and died happy when the sexy (endgame) gate Fired the Ike's and Geese Howard in the sky. Then the boy found how where he left his hat. However, it turns out that the hat actually belongs to Terry Bogard. So he put it on this leg and began to apply ketchup. Then he went to a strip club...and grab his sandwhich he left last night. Terry realized that the sandwhich went bad so he ate it. After that, he turned into Orochi Terry and gone insane killing people. After killing his 27th victim, people scattered so far that none were in sight, so he began make up imaginary victims and imagine himself killing his imaginary people. Then He went to hell, Kicked Satan out of his seat, and became the lord of the underworld. Meanwhile, Mario was at his house getting it on with...

[Roxas]

A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos, but then he got Falcon Punched in the balls.After staggering for a short while,Seth comes upon a spectacle,There are not one,not two,but three Ike's fighting.After listening,Seth realized that the Ike's were from POR,RD and Brawl respectively,and were fighting to see who was better... After a little while of watching them fight, he joined the brawl and got killed by a aether in the ball. Brawl Ike told the crowd that he fights for his friends, and he also does crack and heroin. Then Brawl Ike got pwned by Geese Howard. They all suicided and died happy when the sexy (endgame) gate Fired the Ike's and Geese Howard in the sky. Then the boy found how where he left his hat. However, it turns out that the hat actually belongs to Terry Bogard. So he put it on this leg and began to apply ketchup. Then he went to a strip club...and grab his sandwhich he left last night. Terry realized that the sandwhich went bad so he ate it. After that, he turned into Orochi Terry and gone insane killing people. After killing his 27th victim, people scattered so far that none were in sight, so he began make up imaginary victims and imagine himself killing his imaginary people. Then He went to hell, Kicked Satan out of his seat, and became the lord of the underworld. Meanwhile, Mario was at his house getting it on with Katua... :3 (btw this topic was dead for a few weeks. XD)

[Bohemund]

A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos, but then he got Falcon Punched in the balls.After staggering for a short while,Seth comes upon a spectacle,There are not one,not two,but three Ike's fighting.After listening,Seth realized that the Ike's were from POR,RD and Brawl respectively,and were fighting to see who was better... After a little while of watching them fight, he joined the brawl and got killed by a aether in the ball. Brawl Ike told the crowd that he fights for his friends, and he also does crack and heroin. Then Brawl Ike got pwned by Geese Howard. They all suicided and died happy when the sexy (endgame) gate Fired the Ike's and Geese Howard in the sky. Then the boy found how where he left his hat. However, it turns out that the hat actually belongs to Terry Bogard. So he put it on this leg and began to apply ketchup. Then he went to a strip club...and grab his sandwhich he left last night. Terry realized that the sandwhich went bad so he ate it. After that, he turned into Orochi Terry and gone insane killing people. After killing his 27th victim, people scattered so far that none were in sight, so he began make up imaginary victims and imagine himself killing his imaginary people. Then He went to hell, Kicked Satan out of his seat, and became the lord of the underworld. Meanwhile, Mario was at his house getting it on with Katua. Sadly, all his attempts were full of fail, so he was forced to...

[Ercdouken]

A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos, but then he got Falcon Punched in the balls.After staggering for a short while,Seth comes upon a spectacle,There are not one,not two,but three Ike's fighting.After listening,Seth realized that the Ike's were from POR,RD and Brawl respectively,and were fighting to see who was better... After a little while of watching them fight, he joined the brawl and got killed by a aether in the ball. Brawl Ike told the crowd that he fights for his friends, and he also does crack and heroin. Then Brawl Ike got pwned by Geese Howard. They all suicided and died happy when the sexy (endgame) gate Fired the Ike's and Geese Howard in the sky. Then the boy found how where he left his hat. However, it turns out that the hat actually belongs to Terry Bogard. So he put it on this leg and began to apply ketchup. Then he went to a strip club...and grab his sandwhich he left last night. Terry realized that the sandwhich went bad so he ate it. After that, he turned into Orochi Terry and gone insane killing people. After killing his 27th victim, people scattered so far that none were in sight, so he began make up imaginary victims and imagine himself killing his imaginary people. Then He went to hell, Kicked Satan out of his seat, and became the lord of the underworld. Meanwhile, Mario was at his house getting it on with Katua. Sadly, all his attempts were full of fail, so he was forced to face Kenshiro 1 on 1.