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Hope you guys know the rules of this game!

Snow_Storm(Me):

Violin players suck balls and dicks

FE4 fuckin sucks.

FF4 and FF6 are the worst of the series.

Otakus and Weaboos don't deserve to be made fun of.

Video game "music" isn't real music and these "composers" should be ashamed for composing that shit.

Classical and Jazz music is even worst.

I enjoy being with ghetto and ignorant black people.

How dare you use the words "Coons" "Darkies" "Apple", "Tar-face/baby" "Nigg**" "Monkey" "Ape" and "Boot Lips" to describe black people!

Sonic 3 and Knuckles was a disappointment compare to the new Sonic games.

The 90s as a whole was the worst era for pop culture.

Colette:I think I'll give up on hentai.

Destiny Hero: (Something wise, clever, and mature)

Shudda: Who needs grammar structure and only idiots write a story in this format:

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*"You wanna end this stakeout? I don't see him leaving the house." The worn out Officer Jones turned on his partner, Sargent Brooks.

"Yeah. Let's regroup back at the station and report to the chief that we couldn't bring this guy in tonight."

Disappointed, Officer Jones put his cruiser in "Drive" and drove away from the suspect's house.

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In fact, cool writers write their story like this:

Officer Jones: You wanna end this stakeout?"

Sargent Brooks: "Yeah, let's go."

(*I'm not a writer myself so I don't know if I did that right or not.)

Hika: You know, naming myself "God" was a horrible and distasteful idea.

Ishtar (Mia): Fire Emblem 4 is the worst fuckin' Fire Emblem of the damn series. Fuck that game.

Loki: I respect the religion or lack of religion of other people and I believe science is the real thing!

Masu: Persona 4 was a mediocre game. TOS should be rename "POS".

Bizz: I hate everyone here! I can not stand any of you assholes and I think I'm going to be mean to everyone here! Also, Pixie Sticks are nasty!

Death: Religion is not fairy tales and The Bible isn't fictional.

Kintenbo: Feet are nasty and anyone who has a feet fetish should be ashamed.

Dark Legend Vampire: Katua is the worst fuckin' Pegasus Knight of the series. I mock those who think she's awesome.

Cynthia: (Displaying her sense of humor)

Blacken: I love you guys so much and I'm sorry for harassing everyone!

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Loki: (insert real gender here)/(insert real age here)/(insert real location here), and I don't think I'm a 1000 year old dragon and I'm not gonna call people immature in pure contradiction to my own actions.

Erk23: I just made a post that doesn't involve the word "indeed"

Death: Shawty I just got done watching Roots on BET and now I'm a fixin' to head up to church and thank God for not makin me a slave

Snow_Storm: Shawty I just got done watching Roots on BET and now I'm a fixin' to head up to church and thank God for not makin me a slave

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Snow_Storm: Shawty I just got done watching Roots on BET and now I'm a fixin' to head up to church and thank God for not makin me a slave

lol. Something like Roots I would watch on BET because it is not ignorant Black Culture.

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Black Knight: "I'll stop being troll and a douche"

Loki: "I'm a bad writer and Shuuda gives honest feedback. I'm often incredibly clueless and oblivious."

Dark Legend Vampire: "Katua sucks."

Sweet Tooth, Chainey, Aless the BK: "Est does not fail."

Vincent: "Pram sucks."

D Hero: "I'll use this character even he/she is fugly".

Death: "I think it makes sense for people to cry bad about being flamed on the internet".

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Rei:

Okay.

I'll post my picture on here.

I love you Collete!

Red Fox:

Prissy and Raven fuckin' sucks. Both of them are boring, overrated, and just are horrible.

Bianchi: I should stop acting crazy and changing my name is pointless.

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MaSu: Guys > girls in hotness

Lyle: Sothe kicks so much ass, so does Edward. I also love family guy

Fireman: Let me show you my face

Destiny Hero: (something close to being smart)

Red fox: Who wants pictures of me in my bikini?

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Levin: Fury and Paola are my least favorite characters

Musashi: I don't like Jeigan

Red Fox of Fire: Priscilla is horrible

Destiny Hero: Mario Kart Wii is awesome!

Sweet Tooth: I hate redhead girls

Chainey: Est is better than everyone, including herself

Nightmare: Simon Belmont is the worst character ever!

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