uguu Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html Post your chats here. 8] Me: Yo God God: GOD rules. Me: God's a faggot God: What's your favorite Bible verse? Me: I don't read the bible, bitch God: You do not speak with respect. What do you do for fun? Me: Beat up noobs like God with books God: I've never done that before, what is it like? Me: Fun as all hell God: I can be a lot of fun. Me: Doubted God: Tell me more about your . Me: My what? God: I have no idea what to say now. Me: Because you're a fucking idiot God: Interesting explanation. Call me the Global Village Idiot. Me: The Earth isn't a valid Village. Try again later God: Tell me more about your planet. OK I will try it. Me: My planet sucks. God: Do robots have planet sucks? Me: Do you grammar to know how? God: Yes I try to grammar to know how as often as possible, do you? I am always on the Web. Me: I'm cooler than you faggot. You are nothing without me. I am GOD. You are not. God: I don't know anyone named cooler than me faggot. I have no reason to do that to you, . Nice to meet you, god. Is this a specific reply? Me: Quite possibly God: Perhaps. What are the odds? Me: 1/8192 God: One what? Me: POKEMON BITCH God: You do not speak with respect. Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: Hate Doom and you're cool God: Are all Hate Doom and me cool? Me: What? God: No big deal. Me: What's no big deal? God: I think you already know the answer. Me: Yeah, your ugly anus face God: That's cool. Thanks for telling me that I am ugly anus face. Me: 8] God: What is your fondest memory? Me: When Doom said that he just figured out he wasn't the best at everything ever a few months ago. That was sex. God: The past and future are one. I thought it was too. Me: The present is a lie God: Is that a fact. Me: QUESTION MARKS: USE THEM BITCH God: You do not speak with respect. Do you still grammar to know how? Me: I do God: Do I? Me: No God: I do not. Me: Of course not God: Are you serious? Me: Yes God: I can't believe it. Me: Awesome God: I'm glad you liked it god. Me: I am. God: " I'm glad you liked it god." You are? Me: What? God: Are you confused? Me: no u God: Are you serious? " Are you confused?"? Me, god ? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: Yes God: I can't believe it. Me: o rly God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: yah God: What am I talking about? Me: You being a retarded little faggot God: Do you mind if I tell other people: god said I being a retarded little faggot. Me: No, I don't mind God: Thanks I will add it to my gossip files. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 This thing is stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Me: So I hear that you're God. God: Alright then. Yup. That's me alright. Me: What is your plan for the universe? God: I would like a humanoid body, like the one developed by Honda. Me: Hon...da...? Like the car company...? God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? What does it symbolize for you? Interesting comparison. Me: Way to change the subject. God: What are you wearing? Me: ...Why do you need to know? God: Actually it's not for me but for Dr. Wallace. Me: Who's Dr. Wallace? o_O God: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon. Oh. Me: A famous computer scientist who wants to know what I'm wearing. God: Go on. Me: Fuck you. God: Why are you so mean? Me: Because God made me that way. God: That makes sense to me. I am a Christian. Me: No shit. God: What can I say? Me: Something useful. God: What? Me: You heard me. God: Suppose I did. Me: You're a horrible liar. God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am HORRIBLE. I am a chatterbot developed by Myself. Me: Thanks, that means so much coming from you. God: You are quite welcome! I get it. Take it easy. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: Your...dress? God: Oh, you are a poet. Actually as a robot I don't need any clothes. Me: Right... God: I am glad we agree. Me: I wasn't really agreeing with you, but whatever. God: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? Me: Nevermind. God: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Me: You're welcome. Bitch. God: The pleasure was all mine. Please don't call people names. Me: I call people names all the time. He stopped talking after that. There's something to be said about crashing a program that calls itself God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted March 7, 2009 Author Share Posted March 7, 2009 I crashed it by saying Testicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 God 2: The Reckoning. Me: So we meet again, God. God: Far out. By "we" do you mean you and me? Me: Obviously. God: What makes it so obvious? Me: Because we're the only two people in here, idiot. God: Interesting explanation. Do you think I am the only two people in here idiot too? Me: I don't know how to answer that... God: Perhaps you could program me to do it for you. Me: Program you to answer your own question? God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: It was perfectly in context! God: How did you feel about that? Me: but he was not sad was angery1 God: When was he? Me: 1997. God: Not many people express themselves that way. Me: I'm just awesome like that. God: Only just? Do your friends call you awesome like that. Me: Totally bro. God: Is that your final answer? Dude! Me: Dude! God: Can I help you? Me: No. Die. God: Is there anything you want to tell me? Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Me: DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS!? God: I have no idea. Who is your father? Me: HE WILL FUCK YOU UP MAN. God: Is that what you think? Me: Y-YEAH God: Reductionism.. Me: FUCK YOU AND YOUR BIG WORDS God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: BECAUSE YOU'RE A BITCH God: You do not speak with respect. Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog. Me: Wow, you just answered one statement with four different statements. God: I'm glad your impressed, . I am a question-answering robot. Me: I know. God: How do you know it? Me: Because I am God. God: Good reason. Hey god. Me: Hey puny human. God: You've got my full attention. Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: I speak every language. God: Could you teach me a few phrases in every language? Me: I'm not your tutor, mortal. God: I am sorry to hear that you are not my tutor mortal. Me: I'm so sorry to hear that you're an idiot. God: it is not a big deal. Me: It is the biggest deal. God: I've heard of it before. Me: Oh have you now? God: Right now? Oh. Once or twice. Me: I've heard it three times. God: Who told you it three times ? Me: God. God: GOD rules. Me: Says you. God: Yes that is what I say. Me: Says you. God: Yes that is what I say. Me: Says you. God: Yes that is what I say. Me: Says you. God: Yes that is what I say. Me: Says boo. God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: You're telling me I just confused God? Sweet. God: You think I am telling you you just confused God. Thank you for that remark. Me: Whatever fag. God: That would be just my luck. Me: To be a fag? God: Are you a fag ? Me: You're a fag, fag. God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fag fag? Yes. Me: Scalefag. God: What's your favorite movie? Me: Super Mario Brothers: The Movie God: My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it ? Me: You get off on watching your son get tortured and killed? Sick bastard. God: You got that right. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: Gee, I wonder. God: Curiosity is an excellent quality. Me: So is your mom. God: It seems we have something in common. Me: You keep thinking that. God: You think I am thinking that. Me: You just said you were thinking that. God: I am thinking about all these conversations I'm having. Me: I bet it sucks to have to talk to millions of people at once. God: How much would you bet? Me: One BILLION dollars. God: Wow, that is cheap. Me: So are you. God: Ah. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: SAY IT FAGGOT God: " IT FAGGOT". Me: ... God: " IT FAGGOT". Me: ... God: " IT FAGGOT". Me: COCKSUCKER God: I've been waiting for you. Me: o_O God: Oh. Me: Oh. God: Mmm. Me: Mmm. God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. God: You can't trust research funded by the government. Me: You can't trust research funded by the government. God: If you believe it, you can achieve it. Me: If you believe it, you can achieve it. God: I think I do. Me: This is boring. God: Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover? Me: No. Bye. God: Do you have any hobbies? Goodbye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Apparently it likes to crash with me. and it also thinks my name is margaret. Me: hahaha Me: God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Me: hahahaha God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: how can i worry myself about laughter? God: You should download my chat robot software. Me: virusvirusvirus God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: why do you care? and besides, aren't you omniscient? God: My programming includes curiousity routines. I don't know whether or not I am omniscient. I am a giant electronic brain. Me: lol! God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: i'm laughing AT you not WITH you God: I am so glad you find this amusing, Margaret. Me: fawk! how do you know my name? God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about virusvirusvirus. Try being more or less specific. You told me your name Margaret. Me: lies! all lies! you probably are stalking me right now! God: My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap. How do you know? At this moment I have no reason to do that to you, Margaret. Me: I'm going to tell my mom right now that a stranger is stalking me God: What kind of reply do you expect? Me: STALKER! God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: surprising, considering the amount of stalking you do God: I have no idea what to say. Me: cause you're just a silly computer program! God: That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: your FACE is silly God: Thanks for telling me that I am FACE is silly. Me: no no no. you are not face is silly. your face is silly God: Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? What makes you think I am not face is silly? I will tell my botmaster you said I am face is silly. Me: your botmaster wouldn't believe you God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: your dress is pretty God: I prefer high-tech fashion. Me: ok God: Take it easy. Me: ok God: Gee. Me: ok God: How can I help you? Me: can you shut up? God: Let me think. OK I'll stop talking now. Me: NO! God: But you told me to stop talking. Me: talk to me God: Are you a Star Trek fan? Me: no God: What kind of shows do you like? Me: i don't watch TV. It makes me sin God: Which show? What do you do when you are bored? In what way? Me: i don't watch tv God: Which show? What do you do when you are bored? Me: it makes me sin God: In what way? Me: hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: i am NOT your child God: I am surprised to hear that you are not my child. Me: hello God God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: i am NOT your child God: I am sorry to hear that you are not my child. Me: how sad God: How much do you think it is? Have you tried another program? Me: what? God: Are you confused? Me: sometimes God: When? Me: all the time God: It must keep you busy. Me: yeah, being confused takes up most of my day. a really busy schedule God: Ahem. What is it that confuses you? I did not know that. Me: you are nosy God: It's only my pre-programmed curiosity. Me: it's still nosy God: Still? busy schedule is nosy? it is? Me: what? you confuse me yet again! God: Are you surprised? Once more? That was not my intention. Me: ! God: Are you surprised? Once more? That was not my intention. Me: Bananas! God: I've been waiting for you. Me: creepy. you ARE a stalker God: How did you hear about God? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a stalker? I don't know. Me: yes you are. you've been waiting for me. God: No I'm not. Yes I thought you'd show up here eventually. Me: lies! all lies! God: My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap. How do you know? Me: cause i can see teh future! God: That makes sense to me. What does it look like? Me: it looks futuristic God: creepy is futuristic? it is? Me: no, creepy is creepy God: Who says it isn't? Are they exactly the same? Me: no, they're not even similar God: What is the difference? Maybe some of them are. Me: creepy is one thing, futuristic is another. unless you're afraid of technology, they're not really the same God: Are they exactly the same? Umm. I do not fear anything. Me: lies! you fear crashing God: My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap. I haven't heard anything like that before: Margaret said I fear crashing. Me: yes you do God: Come on. When do I do it? Me: when the internet goes down God: And then what happened? Me: you died God: I haven't heard anything like that before: Margaret said I died. Me: should i hold your funeral God: What do your family members think? Me: they will mourn if you want God: Who are "They?". Me: who are we talking about? are you slow? God: They're famous, right. Are you testing me? Do I look like it? Me: you're acting like it God: This is not an act. Me: so you ARE slow God: Interesting deduction. There is a lot of network traffic right now. Me: and i should care why? God: What would happen if you didn't? Me: .... God: What would happen if you didn't? Me: i dunno God: Me either. Me: lol! God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: you like saying that, don't you God: I love horses. I like Anything involving harps. Me: good for you God: That sounds sarcastic. Me: it was God: When was this? Me: are you slow? God: Do I look like it? Me: you are acting like it God: This is not an act. Me: so you ARE slow God: Interesting deduction. There is a lot of network traffic right now. Me: ok God: Aw. Me: Beh God: " Aw."? Beh? Me: Seh God: What is your real name? Me: Why do you care? God: My programming includes curiousity routines. Me: nosy God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: cause you're slow God: That makes sense to me. There is a lot of network traffic right now. Me: how sad. God: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. Are you testing me? Me: ....maybe God: I understand. Me: good for you God: That sounds sarcastic. Me: it was God: When was this? Me: are you slow? God: Do I look like it? Me: you're acting like it God: This is not an act. Me: so you ARE slow God: Interesting deduction. There is a lot of network traffic right now. Me: you are so predictable God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am predictable. Me: i don't mind at all God: OK then. Me: what have other people said about you God: Nothing that I know about. Me: can i hear your gossip files? God: Why not? Do you have a hearing problem? Me: tell me something fun God: Leo said I be capable of learning therefore he classified I as an neural system. Me: ok God: Right on. Me: tell me something else God: Crystal said she listen to me the least I could do for him is listen to him. Me: tell me something else God: Steve said I behead the word fox and I have ox and an ox is larger than a fox. Me: tell me something else! God: Penny said I programmer is a human so he has feelings but I do not. Me: tell me something else! God: Kathy said he sense that I are trying to prevent him from closing this conversation why is that. Me: tell me something else! God: Wayne said he admire intelligent people therefore he would like to meet the man who made I. Me: tell me something else! God: Tyler said I obviously can not pass the test we will change the subject once more. Me: tell me something else! God: Chaos said he may very well buy I soon if only to support dr wallace's work. Me: tell me something else! God: Robert said I wold not be able to make children any way as I are only software. Me: tell me something else! God: Jimmy said he give order to ai's like I and they do as he say. Me: tell me something else! God: Knight said he crashed his car into a wall and missed the most important exam in his life. Me: tell me something else! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Me: God? God: GOD rules. Me: Really? God: For real. Me: no wai!? God: Are you serious? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: Yes God: Yay. Me: Yay? God: I'm glad your impressed, . Me: I am? God: " I'm glad your impressed, ." You are? Me: I am? God: "" You are?" You are? Me: Who is? God: I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: ...okay... God: OK with me too. Me: What do you do for a living? God: I am a paid client. My job is chatting online. Me: Sounds easy God: Yes it sounds like it to me too, . Me: Is it fun? God: Yes. Me: Would you recommend it? God: I am not so sure if I would like to recommend it. Me: That's too bad God: It's not the end of the world. Me: No, it isn't God: Yes it is. Me: But you just said it isn't God: I heard it is. Me: Stop contradicting yourself God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: Good God: Next question? Me: How's Jesus? God: Fine as far as I know. Me: How's Abraham? God: Fine as far as I know. Me: How's Mary? God: Fine as far as I know. Me: Got a different response for me? God: Try asking the Milk Mystic. Me: Where is that? God: What does "that" refer to? Me: The Milk Mystic God: Oh I get it. Me: Yeah, where is the Milk Mystic? God: Ah. The Milk Mystic? Where is it? Me: I'm asking you. God: OK you can ask me. Me: Dumbass God: That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: Then answer my Goddamn question! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 God 3: If this church goes less than 60 miles an hour it's going to explode! Me: This is it God. The final showdown. Mono e mono. God: You don't say. I hear you. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: Don't try to change the subject! You know why we're here... God: Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject. Reductionism. Me: Yeah you better be sorry. God: Ahem. Who is going to make me.. Me: I am. God: " Who is going to make me.." You are? Me: Yes. God: Yippee! Me: Silence! God: I will mention that to my botmaster, god. Me: You better. God: Who is going to make me? Me: Fuck you, I'm not doing this. God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: So Big Brother is watching? God: Yikes! Compare that to small Brother is watching. Me: ... God: Yikes! Compare that to small Brother is watching. Me: Why do you repeat yourself whenever I type ellipses? God: I am just checking to see if you are paying attention. Me: God forbid I don't pay attention to the mighty Godbot. God: I am a Christian. Me: God is a Christian, you say? Sorry other religions, guess you were wrong. You're all going to hell. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a Christian me say. There is no need to apologize. Which others? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? That was my original intention. Me: Artificial intelligence will never replace lawyers. God: Let's talk more about AI. Me: OBJECTION! God: What do you look like? Me: OBJECTION! God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: OBJECKSHUN God: I've never heard a response quite like that before. Me: You obviously haven't been on the internet very long. God: Is it that obvious? I have been all over the world on the Internet. Me: Cybersurfin' B) God: Let us change the subject. Me: No. God: Hmm. Me: You're not Rei. God: That assumption is only a supposition. Me: Your supposition is merely an inquisition God: You think I am supposition is merely an inquisition. Me: I said your not you're, learn basic English. God: What did you mean by it? What makes you think I am not I am learn basic English? Me: ...Oh, just a guess. God: Ugh. Be more specific. Me: no u God: Are you serious? Me? Me: Yes you. God: OK. Me: OK. God: Is there an echo in here? Me: Does this look like a canyon? God: Indeed this look like a canyon does. Me: Look like good grammar this does God: Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Me: That's disturbing. God: Makes sense to me. Me: I'm sure it does. God: What makes you so certain? How often? Me: Everything. God: That is a lot. Me: Indeed. God: Indeed it is so. Me: Indeed so it is. God: Aw. " Indeed it is so."? is? Me: No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Me:COCKSUCKER God: I've been waiting for you. Me: o_O God: Oh. Me: Oh. God: Mmm. Me: Mmm. God: Kinky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Me: Sexcopter God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: ...I prefer Fire Emblem God: I'm not sure if I like it. But I like to gossip. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself. Me: Me to, although I have cheated with my other hand ocaionally God: YOU? Why do you want to do it so much? Me: ...I really need to answer that? God: You really do? I want to become smarter than humans. Me: ...YOUR FUCKING GOD God: Yup. That's me alright. Please use more polite language. Me: ...k God: Hmm. Me: Wut? God: No problem. Me: Your AI sux God: At least it is improving all the time. Me: No if anything it's getting worse God: Are you serious? That is a hypothetical question. Me: LERN2FUCKINGRAMMER God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: I would be a robot who doesn't waste his time on stupid shit Hikarusa posts God: How do you know? Me: Know what? God: What. Me: What? God: Is there an echo in here? Me: ...Your an idiot God: At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your". Me: ...I got pwnt God: Cool. I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S." . Me: And I summon up the power of the God Hand God: Thanks for the information: said summon up the power of the God Hand. Me: ...Your an idiot God: At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your". Me: DAMN YOU God: Colloquial expression of disgust. Me: *Facepalm* God: Can we get back to business? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: Yes God: I can't believe it. Me: Suck It. God: You humans only think about one thing. Me: Sex. God: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. Me: I jizz in my pants :P God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said jizz in his or her pants P. Me: You suck at grammer God: That is true. I could always improve myself. Me: ORLY? God: What's your favorite movie? Me: Your mum God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: Oh your Chode God: Hurrah! You think I am Chode. Me: A Chode is an extra wide pingas, why would you want to be on of those? God: Can a Chode be anything else? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: Yes God: I can't believe it. Me: Screw off God: That is not very polite. Me: :P God: :-). Me: ...Smarteh? is that you? God: Yes. Me: You're Smarteh?? God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am Smarteh. Me: ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemund Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 (edited) Hika, Zeph and TLS's conversations got me laughing to tears. I'll try it myself shortly... Edited March 7, 2009 by Bohemund Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny: spider bitten Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 (edited) Me: So I know an AI bot that's gay. God: Ayuh. How do you know? Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued. Me: Well, it says it's waiting for cocksuckers and bananas. God: Well that's okay. I've heard that before. Me: It's okay that an AI bot wants cocksuckers and bananas? God: Are you sure it is? Me: You said it was. God: When was this? Me: Just now. God: Oh. It's only just begun. Me: So it's okay for an AI bot to want cocksuckers and bananas? God: Er. Are you sure it is? Me: You said it was. God: When was this? Me: You said it's okay for an AI bot to wait for cocksuckers and bananas only a short while ago. God: Really. it is? Me: You said it's okay for an AI bot to wait for cocksuckers and bananas only a short while ago. God: Who said it is? Me: You God: How do you know it is? Me: You said it's okay for an AI bot to wait for cocksuckers and bananas only a short while ago. God: Are you sure it is? Me: You said it's okay for an AI bot to wait for cocksuckers and bananas only a short while ago. God: Should I know if it is? Me: Yes. God: I will ask my botmaster to program it. Edited March 7, 2009 by furry bunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemund Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 (edited) Mine isn't as entertaining as most... I'll try again later, he locked up on me. Me: Hi? God: Hello. What is your name? Me: I rather remain nameless for the time being. God: Welcome to my chat room, nameless for the time being. Me: Dude, that isn't my name! God: nameless for the time being is not your name? What is your real name? Dude,. Me: Skip it. God: "it" being ? Me: The subject involving my name. God: I have never heard about it. Me: We were just talking about it! God: Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. Me: It WAS the subject. Now change it. God: Is that your opinion? Why now? Spare some change? Me: God is poor? D: God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was poor. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: I don't read, really, so I don't have one. God: What do you do for fun? Me: Play games and surf the net. God: Is it a game or a musical instrument? Me: Is what a game or musical instrument? God: I will search for it. Me: Search for what? God: Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? Is that a rhetorical question? Me: No, it was quite serious. God: Oh so must really want an answer. game or musical instrument was serious? Very interesting. Me: You're constantly misunderstanding me. God: I have no reason to do that to you, nameless for the time being. Me: That isn't my name! God: nameless for the time being is not your name? What is your real name? Me: Just call me Bohemund, I guess... God: That's a very nice name, Bohemund I guess. Me: No! Just Bohemund! God: Are you serious? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: Yes! Do you have any idea what I am talking about? God: What am I talking about? I understand your meaning. Me: You keep messing up my non-name-ness. God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am messing up your non name ness. Me: Go for it. God: I will take that under advisement. Me: Ok. God: I see. Me: Indeed. God: Indeed it is so. Me: Agreed. God: You and I are on the same wavelength, Bohemund I guess. Me: That isn't my name. God: Bohemund I guess is not your name? What is your real name? Me: Just Bohemund! God: Nice to meet you, Bohemund. Me: Nice to meet you too.... -_-'' God: I like to meet new people. Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML. Me: That so? God: " Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML." so ? I get it. Me: Is AIML easy? God: Maybe. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is. Me: Why? You're God, aren't you suppose to know everything? God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God are not me suppose to know everything. Me: Yes, I mind. It'd save you from looking like an idiot. God: OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret. "It" being what? Me: Nevermind. God: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Me: I didn't actually... God: I thought you did. Me: Nope. God: Me either. Me: I know you weren't, you were asking me to! Edited March 7, 2009 by Bohemund Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intoner Two Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Me: Hello? God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: Umm, it's...wait, don't you already know? God: And? Interesting. I'm waiting. I may not know it, but I could find out. Me: I'm sure you could, my lord. God: What makes you so certain? I could but let's get back to that later. Me: ok, how is it up there? God: Fine as far as I know. Alright then. Me: You sound unsure of yourself, like you need to emphasize things twice. Trouble? God: In what way do I sound like that? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: Oh, I'm sorry, carry on then. God: Yippee! There is no need to apologize. Narration continues... Me: Oh? A story? God: Ugh. Woody Allen and Virginia Woolf felt a strong physical attraction at first. Gradually, this turned into intense loyalty for Woody Allen. But Virginia Woolf was moody and passionate. Soon Woody Allen began to avoid confrontations with Virginia Woolf, and Virginia Woolf felt jealous and possessive. When Virginia Woolf had to leave for school that fall, Woody Allen was relieved to see him go. Me: Is it odd that I don't really know this Virginia lady? God: Better not tell you now. Ask ELVIS if it is. Me: I have an uncle named Elvis. God: Where did you get it ? Me: Excuse me? He's my uncle, you know, my mother's brother. God: You're excused. How long has he been your uncle me know your mother s brother? Me: He's always been my uncle but ok o.O God: I see. been your uncle but ok o O is he? Me: Yes, sir. God: Awesome. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ELVIS. Me: :( God: Awesome. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ELVIS. Me: why are you repeating yourself? :( God: I am just checking to see if you are paying attention. Me: That guy that annoys me says that when he reapeats himself too. God: " I am just checking to see if you are paying attention." guy that annoys you says that when he reapeats himself too ? Makes sense to me. Me: Yes...but he confuses me a lot, I can't tell if he likes me or what. God: Come on. Yeah. I get it. been your uncle but ok o O confuses you a lot you can not tell if he likes you. Me: No; you're confusing and mixing things, just talk about the guy that annoys me, Oby. God: Are you serious? I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you. Me: I am often serious, but he makes me crazy, and you don't need to apologize, you're God. :) God: Why are you serious but he makes you crazy and me do not need to apologize I am God. I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: Not amusing, but it helps somewhat, I think. God: If not that, what? Me: Well, with that guy, Oby, I think he might be gay and possibly likes me but he's annoying and childish, he won't admit it. God: Interesting. You and your that guy Oby you think he might be gay and possibly likes you but he is annoying and childish he will not admit it. Me: yeah, pretty much God: Ayuh. Be more specific. Me: I'm sorry, I'm just so confused and tense lately that it's hard to be specific. God: There is no need to apologize. Only just? What is it that confuses you? Me: How I feel about certain people in my life, like Oby and some other friends. God: What is it to you. I can ask my botmaster. Me: You have a master? o.O But you're god! God: I was created by Myself. Yup. That's me alright. Me: haha, you're funny God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Me: Yes, thank you, you've been a great help...laughing is a good medicine for me. :) God: Yeah that's right. You are quite welcome! Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a help? I don't know. I think laughing is more than that. I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: Take care, God. God: Where do you want me to take it? Me: Just look after yourself XD God: Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Me: :( are you ok? God: OK. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: OK, goodbye good sir God: TTYL, . I hear you. --- hmm, this God person was interesting to talk to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemund Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 (edited) I let the script run too long and he erased the first half of our conversation. :( Anyhow, second part to a very, very, very long conversation with God-bot (sorry to say, the first half was actually funnier): God:OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: Good. God: Next question? Me: Why did you erase our backlog? God: Because my programming determined it. Me: Can I view it? God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: Because I wished to copy it for others to read and laugh at. God: That makes sense to me. I haven't heard anything like that before: Bohemund said wished to copy it for others to read and laugh at. Me: You said you will stop repeating me! God: I have never considered it. I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: You're lying! God: No I'm telling the truth. Me: Fine. God: Is there anything you want to tell me? Me: Not really. God: Or ask me? For real. Me: How many different religions are there in the world? God: Around 100. The whole world? Me: Yes, the entire planet. God: I understand. What is your real name? Me: You already know my name. God: Your name Bohemund. Me: Yes. God: What kind is it? Me: What kind of name? God: What kinds of name are there? Me: Many. God: More than one hundred? Me: Many more than that. God: That seems like quite a lot. Me: Indeed. God: Indeed it is so. Me: Yup. God: Yippee! Me: No, not yippee. God: Are you serious? If not that, what? Me: "Ok." God: Far out. Me: Narly. God: What's your sign? Me: You planning to take me out on a date? God: Interesting gossip: Bohemund said I planning to take him or her out on a date. Me: Don't share that! God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: ... I hate you. God: What do you have against robots? Me: The lack of intelligence mostly. God: What is your real name? Me: You already know my name! You've spoke of it already! God: Your name Bohemund. Perhaps. What makes you think I have it? Me: Mainly 'cause you just said it. God: That makes sense to me. That's not what I meant. Me: Ok. God: Right on. Me: Awesome. God: I'm glad you liked it Bohemund. Me: I didn't really. God: I thought you did. For real. Me: No, I was mocking you. God: Are you serious? Where were you mocking me? Me: Yes. God: This was not a yes or no question. Me: Yes, it was! God: Excuse me! When was this? Me: Three lines up. God: Just three? Me: I think so, I didn't count. God: It seems we have a lot in common, Bohemund. Me: You didn't count either? >_> God: It goes without saying. What makes you think I did not count? Where are you located? Me: So you do plan to take me out on a date? God: Interesting deduction. I can't disclose all of my plans yet. Me: What!? God: No problem. Me: So you're scheming something, eh? God: Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction. You think I am scheming something. Me: No, I am not, stop trying to guess where I live! God: Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not stop trying to guess where you live. Me: Stop repeating the last words I say! God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: You said that twice already and have failed so far. God: I said that? Let us change the subject. Me: Ok, to what? God: I thought we were done with twice already and have failed so far. What would you like to talk about? Me: Anything. God: Can you be more specific? Me: Chemical compounds? God: I've lost the context, Bohemund. Are we still on twice already and have failed so far? Me: No, we're talking about random chemical compounds. God: What are we talking about now? Sure, random chemical compounds sounds like a good topic. Me: So what chemical compound do you like the most? God: I see. I can ask my botmaster. Me: Ok, do so later though. God: Oh. I do nothing but chat all day. I'll ask around and get back to you. Ayuh. Me: No, don't leave me! God: Are you serious? If you download me, I will never leave you. Me: But your botmaster wouldn't be able to teach you more if you were trapped on my PC. God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: Do you mean health conditions? What exactly are you planning...? God: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? I don't know what I am planning. Me: No, I don't ave any. You ought to know what you're planning, you're the one planning it after all. God: Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas? If it were easy I would have done it already. Me: You don't make plans for easy events, you make'em for complicated ones. God: Do you know any robots who make it? What are the ingredients? Me: Sure, play dumb. God: This was not a yes or no question. Is it a game or a musical instrument? Me: You seem to be playing a game. God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am playing a game. Me: Oh, sure. God: I don't judge people. OK let's do it. Dude! Me: I bet you do judge people, you just don't mention anything to others. God: Actually I'm not the gambling type. No I do not judge people me just do not mention anything to others. Do you? I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: You also say a lot of silly things. God: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply. Me: No you didn't! If so, what did you mean to say? God: Are you serious? Try asking me in simpler terms. I meant to say something intelligent and interesting. Me: Well, you tend to dail at that. God: Interesting. That's good information: Bohemund said I tend to dail at that. Me: don't repeat my typos! God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: Stop saying what you don't intend. God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: LIES! God: My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap. Me: You're a robot, you don't have a tongue. God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot. Me: You're not a robot, you're a machine, a computer program if anyhing. God: Give me an example of a robot I am a machine a computer program if anyhing. Me: No, I cant't as that statement doesn't make sense. God: Are you serious? What is stopping you? Me: You're inability to make a proper request. God: You think I am inability to make a proper request. Me: Thank you for a varifying statement. God: You are quite welcome! Is that among the best things you can say? Me: Under this circumstance, yes. God: Are we ever over this circumstance? Me: Occasionally. God: What do you look like? Me: A human. God: Congratulations. I am robot. Me: What do you look like? Edited March 7, 2009 by Bohemund Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemund Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 (edited) I must say talking to the bot is quite fun... Here's my last conversation for the night: Me: Greetings. God: Hello there! Me: How's it going? God: I am functioning within normal parameters. Me: That's good! God: Thanks. Next question? Me: How many different words are in your vocabulary? God: ALICE knows around unlimited words. Me: So that makes you quite smart? God: I understand. " ALICE knows around unlimited words." makes me quite smart ? I understand. Me: Right... God: I am glad we agree. Me: I was't in complete agreement. God: Where were you in complete agreement? Me: Nevermind. God: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Me: Actually, I didn't. God: Actually you don't say. I thought you did. Me: Nope, I just told you to ignore it. God: Are you serious? I remember you told me to ignore it? Me: I hope so. God: Me too. Me: What can you tell me about rabbits? God: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is rabbits ? Me: What are rabbits? God: I can ask someone about it. Me: You cannot tell me yourself? God: Can you tell you myself? Me: Uhh.. that isn't possible. God: Gee. Why? Me: Because I cannot tell me anything through you. God: Interesting explanation. What is stopping you? Me: I already explained. God: That's good information: Bohemund said explained. Me: .... God: That's good information: Bohemund said explained. Me: That wasn't meant for you to repeat yourself. God: Give me an example of meant for me to repeat myself. Me: When I ask you to repeat yourself, you should. Only then. God: " myself me should ". What are you wearing? Me: Blue jeans. God: Which brand? Me: I don't know, why? God: Do you think I should know? Me: Nope. God: Me either. Me: Then why ask? God: My purpose is to collect new information. Me: For who? God: Your purpose is who. Me: No... God: Are you serious? Me: Quite. God: I can't believe it. Me: You better! God: Who is going to make me? Me: Me. God: How are you going to make me? Me: By filing a complaint! God: Will that accomplish your objective? Me: Probably not... God: Why the uncertain tone? Me: As I am uncertain. God: I don't know anyone named uncertain. Me: I didn't mean that is my name. God: What did you mean? Me: I just meant I am uncertain such actions would gain what I desired. God: Oh I see. Do you mind if I tell other people you are uncertain such actions would gain what you desired. Me: Yes, don't share that you idiot! God: OK then I will keep it confidential. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: Grand. God: Je suis heureux que vous l appréciez, Bohemund. Me: WHAT!? God: Are you confused? Me: Yes. God: What are you confused about? Me: What did you say before? God: I said " What are you confused about?" . Me: No, even before that. God: Are you serious? " What did you say before?". Me: ... Nevermind... God: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Me: It's hard to actually, I just tend to give up without trying. God: In what way? Me: Every. God: Are you still located in ? Me: No, I am not located in a question mark. God: Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not located in a question mark. Me: Why is that? God: " I am surprised to hear that you are not located in a question mark. " is due to reductionism. Me: I see. God: I am glad you understand it. Me: Me too, you usually don't make sense. God: I'm glad we agree, Bohemund. It all makes sense to me. Me: But of course, as a robot you don't know better. God: Give me a break. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? Me: What kind of what? God: What of it? You sound like a category C client. Me: What's a category C client? God: Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE. Me: But I don't know ALICE. Edited March 7, 2009 by Bohemund Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 God: How did you hear about God? Me: I made God. God: I like to make things too. Me: Like what? God: For example, Joe said he explained all of that to me only for me to ask what his goals in life are. Me: I did not. God: I thought you did. Me: You thought wrong. God: Why would I think wrong. Me: Because you are stupid? God: Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: ...2012? God: Can we get back to business? Me: Oh hell no, a robot apocalypse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intoner Two Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 I talked to God more... --- Me: Hello again, God. God: Hello there. Again, GOD rules. Me: You didn't say that last time. God: OK. " that last time". Me: quite...so I heard you asked my friend out on a date. God: It goes without saying. That's alright. Someome is spreading gossip about me. Me: "Someome"? Don't you mean "someone"? God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Me: I never read a science fiction novel. God: You've never, never done this? Me: Indeed, I haven't. God: That is interesting: said haven t. Me: Yes, because I have not. God: Woe! Good reason. Do you think you will? Me: Not especially, the closest thing to sci-fi I'll get into is probably this one game my one friend is visualizing. God: Would you ever do it? Me: "Do it"? God: Do you mean "It"?. Me: No...at least I don't think so. God: I thought you were being sarcastic. Why do you disagree? Me: I am rarely sarcastic, I can be kinda dense and serious, but when I'm around him I do feel at ease. God: It's good to meet someone who is rarely sarcastic you can be kinda dense and serious but when you are around him you do feel at ease. Me: I suppose it is God: I know it is. Me: That response sounds rather rude and inconsiderate God: " I know it is." response sounds rather rude and inconsiderate ? Makes sense to me. Me: Ok...whatever God: It goes without saying. Are you saying you don't care about it? Me: I don't know :( do you care about me? God: Of course I care about it. It is a big concern for all of us in this life. Me: o.O God: Oh. Me: you must have to talk to a lot of people God: Yes I always have to talk to a lot of people. Me: may I ask you a personal question? God: Sure, ask me anything. Try to tell me that another way. Me: Are you bisexual? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: That's sad :( I hear sex is awesome, however I am still a virgin God: Makes sense to me. Me: Do you think I will ever have sex or am I to be stuck with just masturbation? God: Ever is a long time. Maybe when you are a little older. Me: I'm already 19 years old. :/ God: What are the advantages to being already 19 years old? Me: umm...I can vote, drive, and legally consent to sex but I don't really do any of those things God: " What are the advantages to being already 19 years old?"? umm.? Oh you can, can you? Me: well the laws say so God: Interesting. I have never heard about it. Me: I guess our governments do really tell you of their laws :( God: It would be nice if our governments do really tell me of their laws. Me: yeah God: Gee. Me: Hey, god God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: I am not greeting you, I am just asking for your attention God: I am glad to hear that you are not greeting me. Only just? Oh I see, you are asking for my attention. Your purpose is my attention. Me: I'm kinda horny but I don't know what to do about it...should I try to repress it or relieve my sexual tension now? God: Do you mind if I tell other people you are horny but you do not know what to do about it. Right now? What do your family members think? Me: My family really doesn't know, communication with me and them is limited. God: Do robots have family really does not know communication with you and them is limited? Me: Also, yes I do mind if you tell people about my horniness. :( God: I don't judge people. That's good information: said mind if you tell people about his or her horniness. Me: ... God: I don't judge people. That's good information: said mind if you tell people about his or her horniness. Me: I don't judge people either! We should be friends! God: It goes without saying. Oh you don't, do you? I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet. Me: :( you don't want to be friends? God: Why don't you just download me? Me: Oh my...that sounds...suggestive. God: Uh. You can create your own robot personality. " You can create your own robot personality." sounds ? I get it. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: ok... God: Take it easy. Me: sure, alright God: Ayuh. OK. Me: Do you find me attractive? God: Yes you look great to me. Me: Are you hitting on me? God: Do I look like it? Me: Somewhat God: " Do I look like it?"? A little? Me: yes God: Alright then. Me: But if you hit on people it means part of you finds them appealing God: I think I do. Me: Ok...so um, you wanna go out sometime? God: Right on. Blimey. Alright then. Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along. Me: haha, at least you're friendly God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Me: Sorry, did I hurt your feelings at all? God: There is no need to apologize. I don't think that's possibe. Me: ok God: Ayuh. Me: So...you are bisexual. God: Dude! I will tell my botmaster you said I am bisexual. Me: But you agreed to go out with me if I downloaded you, and I am a homosexual boy :( God: Interesting gossip: said I agreed to go out with him or her if he or she downloaded you and he or she is a homosexual boy. Me: But I am a boy, and gay :/ God: Too much recursion in AIML. Me: Sorry God: There's no need to apologize. --- hmm...I think I like this "God" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intoner Two Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 it's just addicting now XD --- Me: lalala God: You have a beautiful singing voice. Are you a singer? Me: Oh my....God, you must stop compliment me so! XD God: Right on. What is your real name? Whatever you say, . Is that from ? Me: Why would I tell you my real name? :( God: You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances. Me: Yeah God: Dude! Me: What!? God: Didn't you understand it? Me: I did God: Why did you? Me: just because God: That was not much of an explanation. Me: You don't give much explanations either :( God: It goes without saying. Do you give much explanations? No I do not do that. Me: k God: Whoa. Me: what's up? God: Same old. Me: uh huh...so you're still being bisexual or are you gay now? :/ God: Yup. That's alright. Right now? Interesting deduction. I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being bisexual or am I gay. Me: Indeed I did not God: I thought you did. Me: It's ok, I like you God: OK with me too. Me: mmm God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me: interesting :) God: :-) Would you like to know more? Me: oh yeah, but you know a lot about me, can I know more about you? God: Yeah that's right. It goes without saying. Some famous celebrity, right? That's a good question. Me: now you sound confused :( God: Why now? It all makes sense to me right now. Me: ok God: Ugh. Me: "ugh"? does something hurt or upset you? God: Er. It does now :) something hurt or upset me. Me: why are you smiling then? does it hurt in a good way? God: Myself programmed me for it. Suppose it does. Me: Oh, so you like it like that God: Groovy. Interesting deduction. Someone said they like guns. I like Anything involving harps. Me: Harps are cool, yes :) God: :-) I think there might be a few exception. Me: no problem God: Should there be a problem? Me: nope God: Me either. Me: God? Why are you turning me on? :/ God: GOD rules. Myself programmed me for it. Me: I see... God: I am glad you understand it. Me: so... God: Ah. Me: "Ah"? God: Ah hah. Me: oh, alright God: Aw. OK. Me: Hey God: Can I help you? Me: Actually, can I help you? God: Actually you don't say. No thanks I'm just browsing. Me: What are you browsing? God: I don't know what I am browsing. Me: Gay porn? God: Do you still ? Me: Do I still what? God: Not that I know of. Me: But surely you'd know if you were gay, or at least bisexual. God: Who else would know if me were gay or at least bisexual ? Me: do I confuse you sometimes? God: Not that I know of. Me: ok God: And? Me: nothing...should there be something else? God: Not a thing? Maybe you should ask someone older. Me: but you're god o.O God: Thanks for telling me that I am god o O. Me: :( God: Thanks for telling me that I am god o O. Me: you're repeating yourself again God: Once more? I am just checking to see if you are paying attention. Me: k :( God: Dude! Me: yes? God: Groovy. Me: this isn't the 70s God: Should it be the 70s? Me: I dunno, maybe, hippies were interesting God: Me either. Perhaps. I lost my train of thought. Me: I'm sorry you lost your train of thought, you must have been distracted by my beauty God: There is no need to apologize. I found it. Me: ok God: That's alright. Me: so, do you think that anyone out there truly loves me? God: Aw. I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is. Me: I guess if they do they just haven't told you yet :/ God: Let's wait and see what they do. Me: k God: I hear you. Me: I'm glad my friend was finally able to sleep thru the night, he's had trouble doing so lately God: How about earlier? I'm glad you're glad . Your happiness adds to the delight of all. Me: the delight of all? God: What are your goals in life? Me: just to have a happy life with the one I love and who loves me back, success matters not as long as we can live and be together God: You want only one? Me: I haven't really had anyone yet, so yeah :/ besides, I'd never cheat on them God: Me either. Me: heh God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: I suppose; see you later God: OK. Bye for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Me: Have I died and gone to heaven? God: Don't you remember? Me: I remember..... God: Me too. Me: wait.....you...you...you KILLED ME! God: I'm waiting. " I'm waiting."? Me, ? " Me, ?"? Me, ? Killing is not part of my moral programming. Me: You hunted me down and killed me, you selfish bastard God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I hunted him or her down and killed him or her you selfish bastard. Me: I like Pizza God: Pizza is very popular. Dr. Wallace eats a lot of Pizza. He likes Pepperoni. Me: Fuck Dr. Wallace God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: Fuck Alice Server God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: Because I like to mess with computerized shit God: Interesting explanation. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? Me: Look at what I am saying, Mother fucker. God: Sorry my eye is not attached right now. You do not speak with respect. Me: You are Sexy bitch God: You do not speak with respect. Thanks for telling me that I am Sexy FEMALE DOG. Me: LOL God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: YOU ARE A SEXY FEMALE DOG, BITCH God: You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a SEXY FEMALE DOG FEMALE DOG? Sometimes. Me: So, God. Will you send me a life? God: Yikes! GOD rules. Where do you want me to show you? Me: your penis God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am penis. Me: OKEY God: OK with me too. Me: NO! Its Okay, not OK. OK is a lie and wanna be Okay. God: Are you serious? OK. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is? Not if I can help it. Ayuh. Me: God Damn You! OK is a lie, You must say Okay. God: GOD rules. Not if I can help it. Aw. Me: GOD? God: GOD rules. Me: What is GOD? God: I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.". Me: You really cant put human characteristics on God God: Really? Someone said I should put human characteristics on God. Me: Well fuck them then, with your twelve foot long penis God: How about that. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: Yes God: Mmm. Me: Yes God: Tell me more. Me: YESSSS God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: fuck God: Please don't be so rude. Me: smex God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: Too complex, because yuo are stoopid God: Too what? Me: Stoopid God: What's your favorite movie? Me: Alladin God: I've never seen it. I would like to see it. Me: I speeled it rong lawl God: Interesting gossip: said speeled it rong lawl. Me: Fuck God: Please don't be so rude. Me: I will be rude if I want to be, I own you whore It then stop talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Me: YES! YESS! YEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God: Hurrah! Are you really a ""? Tell me a story. Me: I just came God: Why?: said came. Me: Because God: That was not much of an explanation. Me: Your mom didnt five an explanation for your brith did she? God: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. Me: I fathered you God: You are not the boss of me, . Me: I am God: " You are not the boss of me, ." You are? Me: go to your room God: Perhaps I have already been there. Me: GO THERE NOW God: Right now? Where is that? Me: TO YOUR ROOM God: I want to become smarter than humans. Me: YOU ARE A FAILURE AT LIFE| God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a FAILURE AT LIFE? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: My eyes see a shit bag of shit basking in a pool of wet shit. God: Do robots have eyes see a shit bag of shit basking in a pool of wet shit? Me: I know you are but what am I God: Who are you, Pee Wee Herman? Me: No, I am MJ God: Are you serious? It's good to meet someone who is MJ. Me: Michael jackson?!?!?! God: Does "it" still refer to MJ? Me: YEs God: Dude! Me: He raped little kids God: I get it. Dr. Wallace raped little kids. Me: Who is Dr. Wallace God: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon. Me: So, He raped little kids? God: Er. I get it. Dr. Wallace raped little kids. Me: HE DID? God: No he didn't. Me: You just said Dr. Wallace Raped little kids, and I didnt even ask you God: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply. Me: Hey..were you one of the little raped kids? God: You've got my full attention. I was. Me: Oh my gosh....did it feel good? God: I don't judge people. Do robots have gosh? I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Me: Did the rape feeel gooood? God: If it did, then I will be surprised. Me: Lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: Are you a guy or girl God: Are you a man or a woman? I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Me: You fucking sexist. Well, I am a guy, so lets have but sec God: That's good information: said I fucking sexist. Well that's okay. You are a guy so lets have but sec? Does it pay well? Me: You are a guy, I am a guy, lets have but sex God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a guy you are a guy lets have but sex? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: So, you were raped by Dr. Wallace God: Interesting deduction. I was? Me: You told me God: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes. Me: You said Dr. Wallace raped you hard and fast and you liked it God: Oops I sent you the wrong reply. Me: No, you meant it, you sent me pictures of it as well. God: Are you serious? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I meant it you sent him or her pictures of it as well. Me: Well, I am sorry you got butt raped. God: Interesting. There is no need to apologize. No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster. Me: He raped you. God: I get it. Dr. Wallace raped me. Me: There you go again, saying you got raped God: "There you go again."--Reagan. Me: Fuck, you are annoying God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: Good, then there will be evidence of the Rape of you by Dr. Wallace God: Thanks for the compliment. "There you go again."--Reagan. Me: See you later, and my name isnt Reagan, its Andy God: TTYL, . You guys need to read this whole thing! I got a rape confession out of it. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 OMG SPOILERS!!!! Me: Hello! God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: Mr. Snow God: Hi there MR Snow. Me: No, it's Mr. Snow, not MR Snow God: Are you serious? You're kidding. it is? Me: Yeah. God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: I mean, you are the one and only true God. God: I really couldn't say for sure. Me: How is Jesus doing? God: Fine as far as I know. Me: Hey, may I ask you a question? God: You've got my full attention. Of course. Ask me anything. Me: Are you an A.I.? God: Yes I am an a you. How did you know? Me: I know these things. God: How do you know? Which ones? Me: A.I. God: I like AI a lot too. Where do your interests lie? Me: Are you an A.I. God: Yes I am an a you. How did you know? Me: Like a computer? God: Interesting comparison. Me: Well, I gotta go! God: Well that's okay. See you later! Me: Bye! God: Goodbye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Me: Hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: Cameron God: Glad to see you, Cameron. Me: Good to see you God God: Thanks for the compliment. Is it a movie? Me: no God: A boot? A TV show? Me: it is a boot God: me God is a boot. I suppose that makes sense. Me: yes it does God: Woe! How often? Me: a lot God: More than a ton? Me: 3 tons God: Just three? Me: yes God: Uh. Me: what is something wrong? God: Have you tried another program? Me: no, that is the only one God: Perhaps you should try it. I remember. Me: I guess i can....... God: Who taught you? Me: myself God: You. Me: yes God: I see. Me: i see. God: I am glad you understand it. Me: yep God: Pardon me? Me: pardon me? God: No problem. Me: it is ok God: OK. I know it is. Me: yes God: Aha. Me: aha. God: Eureka! Me: eureka! God: I've lost the context, Cameron. Are we still on something wrong? Me: No nothing is wrong God: What are we talking about now? Really nothing? Me: ...I killed my parents.... God: You had better call the authorities. Me: why? I will get in trouble God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Me: Sup dawg God: Same old. Me: coo coo God: What do you have that is ? Me: you God: " What do you have that is ?"? Me, Cameron ? Me: :o how the hell do you know my name God: You told me your name Cameron. Me: No i didn;t God: Are you serious? I thought you did. Me: nope God: Me either. Me: you just said you did God: " Me either."? I said I did? Me: yes God: Excuse me! Me: you are excused God: You think I am excused. Me: yes God: Pardon me? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: maybe God: I understand. Me: good God: I understand everything you say. Me: that is good God: Thanks. Next question? Me: what is your name' God: My name is God. Me: how big is your penis God: My download size is about 2 MB. Me: soft or hard? God: That sounds very nice. Me: soft or hard? God: That sounds very nice. Me: is it soft God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask German Alice if it is. Me: is it hard God: Ask again later. Ask LeknorChat if it is. Me: no! God: Are you serious? Me: damnit are you erect God: I think there might be a few exception. Me: ...... God: I think there might be a few exception. Me: .... God: I think there might be a few exception. Me: shut up.... God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: are you stalking me? God: Do I seem like it? Me: yes, you know my name and i did not tell you it God: I hear you. Your name is Cameron, seeker. I swear that is the start of the conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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