Fox Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 When are they going to stop "practising law?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Phoenix is awesome d00d. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 The only reason you hate them is because most of them are Jewish and you are anti-Semitic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 My step-father is a lawyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 OBJECTION! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 (edited) A old former case worker/teacher of mines was a lawyer and I think he's still active. Edited March 12, 2009 by Uncle_Snow's_Cabin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Anyone know the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 (edited) Anyone know the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? A lawyer will screw you but won't give you a disease or sexual pleasure. Edited March 12, 2009 by Uncle_Snow's_Cabin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 I hate airplanes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 A lawyer will screw you but won't give you a disease or sexual pleasure. Close but not quite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 (edited) Close but not quite. Clothes. Also, the hooker will stop screwing you when you're dead. Edited March 12, 2009 by Sirius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Anyone know the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? [Joke]You are not a lawyer[/joke] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kommissar Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I hate airplanes. I hate hospitals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 And doctors... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kommissar Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 And doctors... Francis, is there anything you don't hate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 Francis, is there anything you don't hate? You know what I don't hate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 You know what I don't hate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 You know what I don't hate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 What is the difference between lawyers and hookers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 I don't hate vests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 What is the difference between lawyers and hookers? The hooker will stop screwing you when you're dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 Oh... Oh no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 The hooker will stop screwing you when you're dead. But I wear a condom everytime I fuck one or ask for a hand or boob job. (I get the joke btw) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 Oh no the zombies killed God! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Clothes. Also, the hooker will stop screwing you when you're dead. The hooker will stop screwing you when you're dead. Winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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