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Followed by some good old ATATATATATATATATATATATA action.

I went to a strip club last night.

I felt like a man after I left...

...A dirty one. ;_;

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Originally Rei Rei wanted to be one but I didn't want it in my main team since at this rate I was going to do a Fighting type run. I took a name at random since I don't know who practices karate here.

Considering you've been called Joshybear maybe the polar teddy bear would've been more fitting.

I did do TKD in the past so =P

... >_>

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... Screw you.

As bad as Cam Cam eh?

Sounds terrible.

Ah, to re-live that night again. The only thing I regret was that the chick told me to "relax" and I almost froze like a statue. Ah well, at least I got more comfortable near the end.

Just keep it cool and everything's fine. You were there to have fun.

That reminds me of the first time my dad went to a strip club, with about 4 of his friends. He actually met a girl working there from one of his classes in college. He found it hilarious.

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Just keep it cool and everything's fine. You were there to have fun.

That reminds me of the first time my dad went to a strip club, with about 4 of his friends. He actually met a girl working there from one of his classes in college. He found it hilarious.

Well, yeah, if you don't look at it from the fun perspective, you just feel uncomfortable. That's why I got a little better after a while, but I felt a little bad just because I didn't make things very interesting. Well... then...

...She went upstage one time and one of their "things" was called dive for five. My buddies were like "here's a 5 man. Next girl that comes up, you're going to do this with her!" And who comes out? The same person I got a lap dance from. Which made things interesting and awkward at the same time.

But hey, the night was worth it. I can't really say anything bad about it other than my co-workers were there and people would not see me normally at a strip club.

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Well, yeah, if you don't look at it from the fun perspective, you just feel uncomfortable. That's why I got a little better after a while, but I felt a little bad just because I didn't make things very interesting. Well... then...

...She went upstage one time and one of their "things" was called dive for five. My buddies were like "here's a 5 man. Next girl that comes up, you're going to do this with her!" And who comes out? The same person I got a lap dance from. Which made things interesting and awkward at the same time.

But hey, the night was worth it. I can't really say anything bad about it other than my co-workers were there and people would not see me normally at a strip club.

First times always feel like that I guess.

Now that's just perfect.

Preferably you try to go with friends. What kind of place do you work in anyway?

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Preferably you try to go with friends. What kind of place do you work in anyway?

A grocery store. They're friends anyway, so it's not a big deal.

I also forgot to mention this:

Wait, there is one thing that made it awkward at first when I got there.

Perhaps not quite the "most dreaded", but I went to a strip club and I could've sworn I saw a pedophile that lives down the street and (separately) I saw an old man as well. The old man must've been living it up throwing dollar bills on stage. The pedo dude? He literally was an inch away from the fucking stage, walked in front of it to get his face smothered (or not...!), then walk back in a chair behind where he was sitting to wait for the next dancer. Well, at least this time he looked for the right women age and not below that...

...Right?

(The look-like pedophile was the thing that creeped me out more than anything)

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A grocery store. They're friends anyway, so it's not a big deal.

I also forgot to mention this:

Wait, there is one thing that made it awkward at first when I got there.

Yeah it would be pretty weird for me considering the place I work. Most people are thinking about their retirement.

I saw right after I replied actually. I hear more about bikers than pedos here.

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