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does pride have somethin for flat girls?

HA

[spoiler=entirely serious rant follows]

i love well-shaped breasts of all sizes

but flat is the true endgame

think about it

a flat girl wont suffer the same problems in middle-age as a more buxom type

they are equal and opposite in charm, but entirely unequal in effective lifespans of that charm

beauty is always fleeting

so i, as a man of aesthetics and practicality

must make the effort to secure the best for as long as i can

more relevant than breast size is ass shape though

a shapely ass is love, life, and hometown all at once

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HA

[spoiler=entirely serious rant follows]

i love well-shaped breasts of all sizes

but flat is the true endgame

think about it

a flat girl wont suffer the same problems in middle-age as a more buxom type

they are equal and opposite in charm, but entirely unequal in effective lifespans of that charm

beauty is always fleeting

so i, as a man of aesthetics and practicality

must make the effort to secure the best for as long as i can

more relevant than breast size is ass shape though

a shapely ass is love, life, and hometown all at once

ASS IS HOMETOWN

PRIDE IS AN ASS MAN

YASSSSSSS

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huh, pride's rant was ok I guess

Indeed, ass shape sometimes is better than the actuall ass size.

Although I see breats differently. No such thing as something that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand.

BUUUUUUUUT I guess beauty really does come in all sizes and colors and shapes

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HA

[spoiler=entirely serious rant follows]

i love well-shaped breasts of all sizes

but flat is the true endgame

think about it

a flat girl wont suffer the same problems in middle-age as a more buxom type

they are equal and opposite in charm, but entirely unequal in effective lifespans of that charm

beauty is always fleeting

so i, as a man of aesthetics and practicality

must make the effort to secure the best for as long as i can

more relevant than breast size is ass shape though

a shapely ass is love, life, and hometown all at once

i accept your response

ass is life

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well of course, above all these things is a face you can love, makeup or otherwise

the bottom line here (haha geddit see what i did there)

IS THAT BEAUTY IS ABSOLUTE

[spoiler=oh ]and dont come at me like
well what about her "personality" pride
this isnt about something as PETTY as "getting along as human beings"
or "ensuring a truly happy and prosperous long-term relationship"
this is about butts
butts damn you

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Okay serious time

I actually fall in love with smiles because smiles are really pretty.

When a person smiles and you get to see that smile, knowing that YOU caused that smile, like holy shit that's the best feeling ever. :t:

omg and then you start giving cute little kisses on those lips and then you just melt inside like hangsdnasldkfnalsdnf

And I guess eyes are nice too. But butts really are better.

Still, nothing beats legs because STOCKINGS like COME ON WAKE UP PEOPLE STOCKINGS.

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well of course, above all these things is a face you can love, makeup or otherwise

the bottom line here (haha geddit see what i did there)

IS THAT BEAUTY IS ABSOLUTE

[spoiler=oh ]and dont come at me like

well what about her "personality" pride

this isnt about something as PETTY as "getting along as human beings"

or "ensuring a truly happy and prosperous long-term relationship"

this is about butts

butts damn you

it's well known that the size of someone's hips is more important when choosing a mate

a mate with larger hips will appear to be more healthier to bear children

this is proven by scientific fact! (i think)

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