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Sociable, though a bit kind of scary imo...

I agree.

Also, he calls Ayanami "milady".

:awesome:

... uh...

So, you ruined the pyramid. That makes you a horrible person.

Yes, I know. "Old news."

>_>

So, you have nothing to say in your defense?

Shut up. >_>

No. >_>

>_>

<_<

>.>

*pat*

*swats*

:wub:

No.

Seph's new avatar looks even more gay now.

I blame you.

Right.

You're ruining him. Further.

No need to thank me.

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Sociable, though a bit kind of scary imo...

I agree.

Also, he calls Ayanami "milady".

:awesome:

... uh...

So, you ruined the pyramid. That makes you a horrible person.

Yes, I know. "Old news."

>_>

So, you have nothing to say in your defense?

Shut up. >_>

No. >_>

>_>

<_<

>.>

*pat*

*swats*

:wub:

No.

:wub:

Seph's new avatar looks even more gay now.

I blame you.

Right.

You're ruining him. Further.

No need to thank me.

I'm not thanking you.

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My new dp is the best.

You used my name in your avatar, I feel so loved, thank you~

I'm Lt. Seph, and I'm making a special team. We're gonna do one thing, and one thing only. Squicking failures.

You are in charge to guard the thread's defenses.

Alright.

Good, I expect great jobs from you.

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You're ruining him. Further.

Is it possible to resist Fia?

Weak.

Heeey, you got changed the most. Coming here to troll her.

My change happened before that.

Sex with oneself is still sex and immoral at that.

AHAHAHAHAHA

And Lux isn't even religious...

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T&T or you die.

That seems a bit harsh.

I never said I was always nice.

Always the bad guy.

So I sit here having the thread open minding my own business ...

and then I refresh and I already missed four pages.

Welcome to the FE4 THREAD. Please enjoy your stay.

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Sex with oneself is still sex and immoral at that.

._.;;;;;;;;;

*pat*

*swats*

:wub:

No.

:wub:

No.

Yes. :wub:

No.

I'm not thanking you.

It's fine, really.

No.

Yes.

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Sex with oneself is still sex and immoral at that.

._.;;;;;;;;;

Teach Lux.

... oh wait, that would be bad.

*pat*

*swats*

:wub:

No.

:wub:

No.

Yes. :wub:

No.

Yes.

I'm not thanking you.

It's fine, really.

No.

Yes.

No.

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The Americans didn't have the market cornered on psychotic R and D. On the other side of the Atlantic, the British had just put the finishing touches on their new nuclear bomb. Weighing in at seven tons, the Blue Peacock was a tactical nuclear device capable of a 10-kiloton explosion--just slightly less than that of Little Boy, the first nuke ever detonated.

So why the downgrade? Isn't the point of explosions to make them bigger and bigger until everybody forgets how small your penis is?

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"Who's impotent now, car?!"

Well, the British needed a new and novel defense in case the Soviets came over the border of East Germany and so, instead of dropping the bomb from a plane, they decided to put the nukes in the ground. Nuclear landmines!

For safety's sake, each bomb came with a 10-second fuse, and while that's not long enough to disarm the bomb or get away to safety, it is probably long enough for the victim to repent a life's worth of regrets, chief amongst them being their tendency to frolic in German fields.

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"The hiiills are alllliiiive with the sound o- AAUUGH OH GOD WHAT'S THAT LIGHT?! WHY HAVE MY HANDS FUSED TOGETHER!?"

The bombs did have one major flaw, however: Burying anything in the ground during the winter would make it susceptible to intense cold, which could possibly affect the electronics. So the folks back in research and development started brainstorming:

"We could wrap it in blankets!" said one brilliant scientist.

"How about fiberglass insulation?" offered another.

"Why not just install a heater?" asked one sane and competent man.

"I like chicken!" screamed a random passing retard, completely unrelated to the science division in any way.

Guess which one they went with?

The chickens. The idea was they would be given enough food and water to stay alive for about a week, and the then their body heat would (somehow) keep the bomb's electronics defrosted enough to function.

In the long run, the project was canceled because the top brass thought that it wasn't politically savvy to plant nukes in Allied territory, or at least that was the official story.

But we all know it was probably those pussies at PETA again, having some sort of "moral objection" to underground nuclear-armed chicken prisons.

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