Seph Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Teach Lux. ... oh wait, that would be bad. You started when you were his age. You should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 T&T or you die. That seems a bit harsh. I never said I was always nice. Always the bad guy. A bad guy who helps people? All part of your master plan. What is this "master plan" you speak of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 The Americans didn't have the market cornered on psychotic R and D. On the other side of the Atlantic, the British had just put the finishing touches on their new nuclear bomb. Weighing in at seven tons, the Blue Peacock was a tactical nuclear device capable of a 10-kiloton explosion--just slightly less than that of Little Boy, the first nuke ever detonated. So why the downgrade? Isn't the point of explosions to make them bigger and bigger until everybody forgets how small your penis is? "Who's impotent now, car?!" Well, the British needed a new and novel defense in case the Soviets came over the border of East Germany and so, instead of dropping the bomb from a plane, they decided to put the nukes in the ground. Nuclear landmines! For safety's sake, each bomb came with a 10-second fuse, and while that's not long enough to disarm the bomb or get away to safety, it is probably long enough for the victim to repent a life's worth of regrets, chief amongst them being their tendency to frolic in German fields. "The hiiills are alllliiiive with the sound o- AAUUGH OH GOD WHAT'S THAT LIGHT?! WHY HAVE MY HANDS FUSED TOGETHER!?" The bombs did have one major flaw, however: Burying anything in the ground during the winter would make it susceptible to intense cold, which could possibly affect the electronics. So the folks back in research and development started brainstorming: "We could wrap it in blankets!" said one brilliant scientist. "How about fiberglass insulation?" offered another. "Why not just install a heater?" asked one sane and competent man. "I like chicken!" screamed a random passing retard, completely unrelated to the science division in any way. Guess which one they went with? The chickens. The idea was they would be given enough food and water to stay alive for about a week, and the then their body heat would (somehow) keep the bomb's electronics defrosted enough to function. In the long run, the project was canceled because the top brass thought that it wasn't politically savvy to plant nukes in Allied territory, or at least that was the official story. But we all know it was probably those pussies at PETA again, having some sort of "moral objection" to underground nuclear-armed chicken prisons. I lol'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Teach Lux. ... oh wait, that would be bad. You started when you were his age. You should. It feels wrong. T&T or you die. That seems a bit harsh. I never said I was always nice. Always the bad guy. A bad guy who helps people? All part of your master plan. What is this "master plan" you speak of? Like hell I know. You aren't foolish enough to reveal it so easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fia Posted October 23, 2009 Author Share Posted October 23, 2009 Sex with oneself is still sex and immoral at that. ._.;;;;;;;;; Teach Lux. ... oh wait, that would be bad. >_> *pat* *swats* No. No. Yes. No. Yes. I'm not thanking you. It's fine, really. No. Yes. No. No. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 It feels wrong. Then tell him not to. To be honest, I don't want a perverted Lux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 (edited) Like hell I know. You aren't foolish enough to reveal it so easily. Any guess? It feels wrong. Then tell him not to. To be honest, I don't want a perverted Lux. Gio x Clueless Edited October 23, 2009 by Vergil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 It feels wrong. Then tell him not to. To be honest, I don't want a perverted Lux. Gio x Clueless ...You're pairing me with Lux? What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Sex with oneself is still sex and immoral at that. ._.;;;;;;;;; Teach Lux. ... oh wait, that would be bad. >_> What? >_> No. Yes. Yes. No. It feels wrong. Then tell him not to. To be honest, I don't want a perverted Lux. It'll happen eventually. Or rather, it's already starting to happen... Like hell I know. You aren't foolish enough to reveal it so easily. Any guess? I can't think outside the box, so no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 It'll happen eventually. Or rather, it's already starting to happen... NOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 It'll happen eventually. Or rather, it's already starting to happen... NOOOOO It's true. Have you noticed him drooling over female sprites in bikinis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Any guess? You want to eliminate every person who wants to go into this thread so you can cyber Fia here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 It feels wrong. Then tell him not to. To be honest, I don't want a perverted Lux. Gio x Clueless ...You're pairing me with Lux? What? Perverted Lux = You times clueless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 It'll happen eventually. Or rather, it's already starting to happen... NOOOOO It's true. Have you noticed him drooling over female sprites in bikinis? What? Are you serious? Fapping to sprites? Oh my god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ike-Mike Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Welcome to the FE4 THREAD. Please enjoy your stay. Thank you for the warm welcome. What I've been minding my own business at will be of course shown here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 It feels wrong. Then tell him not to. To be honest, I don't want a perverted Lux. Gio x Clueless ...You're pairing me with Lux? What? Perverted Lux = You times clueless. Oh... OH... You should have used an asterisk then instead of an X... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I can't think outside the box, so no. So I can't be stopped then? Interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fia Posted October 23, 2009 Author Share Posted October 23, 2009 Sex with oneself is still sex and immoral at that. ._.;;;;;;;;; Teach Lux. ... oh wait, that would be bad. >_> What? >_> No. Yes. Yes. No. Nothing. >_> No. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 It'll happen eventually. Or rather, it's already starting to happen... NOOOOO It's true. Have you noticed him drooling over female sprites in bikinis? What? Are you serious? Fapping to sprites? Oh my god. He claims he doesn't fap, though. He even goes far enough to say he's insulted that I'd consider the possibility of him doing such a vile and immoral act. Welcome to the FE4 THREAD. Please enjoy your stay. Thank you for the warm welcome. What I've been minding my own business at will be of course shown here. Feel free to. So I can't be stopped then? Interesting. Others may or may not be aware of its contents, but I personally don't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 He claims he doesn't fap, though. He even goes far enough to say he's insulted that I'd consider the possibility of him doing such a vile and immoral act. We shall see when he gets on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Others may or may not be aware of its contents, but I personally don't care. You're paranoid, there is no master plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Others may or may not be aware of its contents, but I personally don't care. You're paranoid, there is no master plan. You've pretty much admitted there's one, though, when you said you can't be stopped. We shall see when he gets on. Keep him away from Fia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fia Posted October 23, 2009 Author Share Posted October 23, 2009 Others may or may not be aware of its contents, but I personally don't care. You're paranoid, there is no master plan. He is always paranoid. Keep him away from Fia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Others may or may not be aware of its contents, but I personally don't care. You're paranoid, there is no master plan. You've pretty much admitted there's one, though, when you said you can't be stopped. We shall see when he gets on. Keep him away from Fia. I will protect him from the likes of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Others may or may not be aware of its contents, but I personally don't care. You're paranoid, there is no master plan. You've pretty much admitted there's one, though, when you said you can't be stopped. That was to see what would happen if I had one. But I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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