Altera the Hun Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 (edited) Because we need something to combat these commie bastards. Anywho, Welcome to the Passione Mafia. We are a group of legitimate buisinessmen offering protection from people wanting to cause trouble in return for a monthly fee. We also supply the booze and beat pinko commies. Currently, the family is, well, rather empty. However, we are willing to accept applications for membership. The ranking is as follows: Don (Deathstroke) V Serenes Branch Lieutenant (Pride) V Serenes Branch Officers 1-6 (Ether, book of life, Klavier Gavin, Kedyns Crow, Who Am I?, soul1112) V Everyone else Members get a 50 gold salary, protection, and a Dental plan. Booze too, with the Pub open. Edited October 8, 2009 by Deathstroke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Sounds very promising, definitely better than what this so-called FESSR is offering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 2, 2009 Author Share Posted August 2, 2009 Sounds very promising, definitely better than what this so-called FESSR is offering. So, you joining? The first ones to join get rank, after all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 I'll just see if this gets a good start, so don't put me on the list yet. And even if I did join now, leading is something I don't really think I'm good at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 2, 2009 Author Share Posted August 2, 2009 I'll just see if this gets a good start, so don't put me on the list yet. And even if I did join now, leading is something I don't really think I'm good at. Fair enough. I'm surprised my old man hasn't joined this yet. I always thought he'd be the type to enjoy a commie beating promote capitalism... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Booze AND beating on commie rat-finks? Where can I sign? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 2, 2009 Author Share Posted August 2, 2009 Good sir, you already have. Welcome to Passione, Serenes Branch Lieutenant Pride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 One branch is enough. Power hungry bread eating bird.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 But my best friend is a communist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 I may not be the Don, but I can promise tommy guns and cool hats for all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 I joined you earlier,if you would recall.I believe that should at least give me the spot of a second lieutenant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 I joined you earlier,if you would recall.I believe that should at least give me the spot of a second lieutenant. Which is basically Officer #1. Nice ta have ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
book of life Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Send me into your rank and file nobodies and I'll help out when I can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 But my best friend is a communist I'm touched. ;_; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 Send me into your rank and file nobodies and I'll help out when I can. Congrats, you're now Officer #2. d(o_o)b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 (edited) Edit: GLITCHY GITCHY FORUM! Edited August 3, 2009 by Giorno Giovanna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I suppose this will do then. On a side note,would anyone like an imported cigar?I recently 'acquired some legally' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 Hmmm... We really need some sort of gimmick or something to get people to join... ...Souther-shaped punching bags? No, that wouldn't work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 You really hate Souther, right. BUT WHY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 You really hate Souther, right. BUT WHY Because he's a fucking douchebag who kills thousands of children in building himself a pyramid, all because Toki backhanded him. And Kenshiro gave him a quick and merciful death. What the hell, hero!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 (edited) You really hate Souther, right. BUT WHY Because he's a fucking douchebag who kills thousands of children in building himself a pyramid, all because Toki backhanded him. And Kenshiro gave him a quick and merciful death. What the hell, hero!? You are mixing him with Amiba. Souther only did that for love. Also the reason why Kenshiro gave him a merciful fisting Buuuut what the hell, you can sign me. Edited August 8, 2009 by Rei of Nanto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 Congrats, Rei, you're now Officer #3. [insert crowd cheering here] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Congrats, Rei, you're now Officer #3. [insert crowd cheering here] Do I have some cookites? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 Congrats, Rei, you're now Officer #3. [insert crowd cheering here] Do I have some cookites? Eh? Cookites? Google's not giving me much here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Congrats, Rei, you're now Officer #3. [insert crowd cheering here] Do I have some cookites? Eh? Cookites? Google's not giving me much here... COOKIES WITH THE SHAPE OF A KITE YUMYUMYUM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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