Jaybee Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 (edited) http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/5955/rocketlaunchers.jpg Edited August 23, 2009 by Joshybear25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 (edited) Attention Passionate Mafias our leader Stalin 2.0 has ordered us to siege your organization. Surrender to the might of the communist or be crushed. Edited August 23, 2009 by Jason W. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 (edited) Too bad, my assassin squad has infiltrated the FESSR building! *Disables cannons* EDIT: I got the money back from Bizz. EDIT2: Also, I only require a fee of $500 for my services to infiltrate and destroy the FESSR. I've already started, so you kave no choice anyway. Though, consider it a discount. I'd normally charge $100,000. Edited August 23, 2009 by Joshybear25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Wraith squad,assist the assassins,kill all of the commies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 "This is not over...." (Waves flag defiantly in their faces.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 "This is not over...." (Waves flag defiantly in their faces.) *stabs Commie in the groin,and makes him watch as I burn his flag* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 "Sapper Squad demolish that the walls and doors so we can get in." (Digs in position places sapper charges, ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 "Sapper Squad demolish that the walls and doors so we can get in." (Digs in position places sapper charges, ) *disarms bomb* BTW,thanks for leading your men here. *wraith squad ambushes commies* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share Posted August 23, 2009 Too bad, my assassin squad has infiltrated the FESSR building! *Disables cannons* EDIT: I got the money back from Bizz. EDIT2: Also, I only require a fee of $500 for my services to infiltrate and destroy the FESSR. I've already started, so you kave no choice anyway. Though, consider it a discount. I'd normally charge $100,000. I would have hired you anyways. And thank you for your assistance with Bizz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 What? What is happening to this prestigous organization? Sweet mercy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share Posted August 23, 2009 What? What is happening to this prestigous organization? Sweet mercy. Commie attacks from Jason, mostly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I was speakin' of dead commie raids. They're dying without our help, although I guess the family needs a stress relief outing, now and again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share Posted August 23, 2009 Never mind that I just wanna see some dead commies right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Attention Rebel Scum We have returned you will not survive now. (Drops bombs and destroys at least something valuable.) (Fire now) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 (edited) *Uses that weird magic from Eragon to influence your mind and turn the cannons towards your team.* FIRE! Sorry if I missed it, but have you paid yet? (@ Giorno) EDIT: Also, I have been summoning quite a lot of morphs as of late. I can provide you with any morph you want. $250 per hour. Considering my normal prices, this is somewhat fair. Edited August 24, 2009 by Joshybear25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 24, 2009 Author Share Posted August 24, 2009 *Uses that weird magic from Eragon to influence your mind and turn the cannons towards your team.* FIRE! Sorry if I missed it, but have you paid yet? (@ Giorno) EDIT: Also, I have been summoning quite a lot of morphs as of late. I can provide you with any morph you want. $250 per hour. Considering my normal prices, this is somewhat fair. Already wired to your Swiss bank account. As for the morphs, I don't trust them. Those beady golden eyyes give me the creeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 (edited) Did I mention I gave them the treatment Nergal did in the final chapter? Also, they are completely obedient. Prices Mafia members - $250 per hour Commies - $999,999 per second Anyone else - flat $40000. Must return after 1 day. Edited August 24, 2009 by Joshybear25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zkirsche Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 (edited) I'll join... for a fee of £500 + normal pay. It's worth it as I have some information on communist whereabouts, and trust me, you'd want to know where they are, if you knew what they were doing down there anyway... Just saying is all. You give me my money, and I give you not only my service but this valuable information. If you don't... well, a little bidie might tell said communist organisation YOUR location. If you catch my drift. Edited August 24, 2009 by kirsche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 24, 2009 Author Share Posted August 24, 2009 I'll join... for a fee of £500 + normal pay. It's worth it as I have some information on communist whereabouts, and trust me, you'd want to know where they are, if you knew what they were doing down there anyway... Just saying is all. You give me my money, and I give you not only my service but this valuable information. If you don't... well, a little bidie might tell said communist organisation YOUR location. If you catch my drift. Hired. I might not like Blackmail, but I would have hired you anyways. Your pay plus your hiring fee has been wired to your swiss bank account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zkirsche Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Time for my end of the deal. As you will see in this video, IGNORE THE DESCRIPTION!!!!11! That's what Jagex wants you to think.I suggest sending in a group of assasins to kill the higher-up's in runescape. Careful, though, as they have 99 in everything + full Guthans + unlimited prayer potions. Be very afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 (edited) You looking for me? The Mafia's assassin, and whateverthefucktheywantmetobe? I could help... EDIT: Also, would it be okay if I take the rank of 6th lieutenant? Or assassin if you want, Giorno. Edited August 25, 2009 by Joshybear25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 25, 2009 Author Share Posted August 25, 2009 You looking for me? The Mafia's assassin, and whateverthefucktheywantmetobe? I could help... EDIT: Also, would it be okay if I take the rank of 6th lieutenant? Or assassin if you want, Giorno. Assassin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zkirsche Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Can I be the 6th Lieutenant then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 25, 2009 Author Share Posted August 25, 2009 Don't trust you enough. You attempted blackmail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 You know, this whole organization just stinks of "redistribution of wealth". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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