Jaybee Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Heey.. do you have anything that can make a lance unbreakable? I have a can of Indestruct-A-Lance here. It'll copst you about 3,000 gold for the whole quart can. I want a whip. To hit people I don't like. Would that be a bull whip, a beam whip, a holy whip, a chain whip, or what? Prease be more specific with the type of whip. Please note we no longer carry and Vampire Killing whips. That fellow with the beard and the old-fashioned longcoat came by and bought them all. Something about needing to strengthen the seal on Dracula...? Something along the lines of Zero Suit Samus's whip from SSBB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I would like to buy the right to close this flea market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I'm here for something simple. I'd like a lifetime supply of milk chocolate M&Ms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 (edited) Go to an actual store. YOU WILL ACTUALLY GET THE FOOD. Edited August 14, 2009 by Robert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Go to an actual store. YOU WILL ACTUALLY GET THE FOOD. What are you talking about? My previous order was filled, my construction project is underway. They have the right to refuse service, ya know. So you don't get anything because they refuse to serve you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 Heey.. do you have anything that can make a lance unbreakable? I have a can of Indestruct-A-Lance here. It'll copst you about 3,000 gold for the whole quart can. I want a whip. To hit people I don't like. Would that be a bull whip, a beam whip, a holy whip, a chain whip, or what? Prease be more specific with the type of whip. Please note we no longer carry and Vampire Killing whips. That fellow with the beard and the old-fashioned longcoat came by and bought them all. Something about needing to strengthen the seal on Dracula...? Something along the lines of Zero Suit Samus's whip from SSBB. Beam whip, then. That'll be 333,000 Gold, please. I would like to buy the right to close this flea market. I would like to sell you the right to BUGGER OFF! I'm here for something simple. I'd like a lifetime supply of milk chocolate M&Ms. Sure thing. That'll be 1,000,000,000 Gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 That's a large sum of my fortune... I'll take it. That stuff is worth it. *Gives 80 foot tall money bag* There. That has everything you need. ... Your prices are a bit steep, but you have everything. Expect another visit someday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 15, 2009 Author Share Posted August 15, 2009 That's a large sum of my fortune... I'll take it. That stuff is worth it. *Gives 80 foot tall money bag* There. That has everything you need. ... Your prices are a bit steep, but you have everything. Expect another visit someday. Thank you. And the price is tied to being a LIFETIME supply, and it's LITERALLY a lifetime supply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Heey.. do you have anything that can make a lance unbreakable? I have a can of Indestruct-A-Lance here. It'll copst you about 3,000 gold for the whole quart can. I'll take it. *pays the 3,000 gold* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 15, 2009 Author Share Posted August 15, 2009 Heey.. do you have anything that can make a lance unbreakable? I have a can of Indestruct-A-Lance here. It'll copst you about 3,000 gold for the whole quart can. I'll take it. *pays the 3,000 gold* Thank you. We hope to do business with you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 @Don: I'll pay it to you through the assassinations I make. Though, here's 10,000 first. I need that whip to kill, y'know. Unless the mafia lends guns for free to assassinate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Hey,Don.I took all the stuff from Robert's shop,here it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 15, 2009 Author Share Posted August 15, 2009 @Don: I'll pay it to you through the assassinations I make. Though, here's 10,000 first. I need that whip to kill, y'know. Unless the mafia lends guns for free to assassinate... We provide Tommyguns to all members, including free agents. As for Da Woes stuff, burn it. I looked through it all, and they're all scam items. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 @Don: I'll pay it to you through the assassinations I make. Though, here's 10,000 first. I need that whip to kill, y'know. Unless the mafia lends guns for free to assassinate... We provide Tommyguns to all members, including free agents. As for Da Woes stuff, burn it. I looked through it all, and they're all scam items. You got it boss. *torches Da Woes,as well as his stuff* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 (edited) (Breaks open door) Freeze Jive Turkeys this is a hold up. (Bang Bang) Edited August 18, 2009 by Jason W. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 *Disarms Jason and (Skip to 2:30)* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 That's a large sum of my fortune... I'll take it. That stuff is worth it. *Gives 80 foot tall money bag* There. That has everything you need. ... Your prices are a bit steep, but you have everything. Expect another visit someday. Thank you. And the price is tied to being a LIFETIME supply, and it's LITERALLY a lifetime supply. You're talking to someone who has 3-5 pieces of gum a day. I sincerely hope that's the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 @J.W.: DIE, BASTARD! *Uses FE10 Luna* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Freeze fools the communist will be taking over now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 *Disarms Jason and (Skip to 2:30)* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I would like a Falaflame Tome in return for this Holsety Tome, this sound like a fair deal to anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I would like a Falaflame Tome in return for this Holsety Tome, this sound like a fair deal to anyone? It's genuine.Here you go.*exchanges tomes* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 (Walks in thinking I bet they don't have the colt single action army in here.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I would like a Falaflame Tome in return for this Holsety Tome, this sound like a fair deal to anyone? It's genuine.Here you go.*exchanges tomes* Thanks! Also, can someone forge me a powerful personal Axe? I will be willing to give this to anyone who can! *holds up the Balmunk* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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