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Online text in a pretend baazar won't do anything, I am afraid to say.

*hugs Robert*

I need a lance.

Bronze, Iron, Steel, Silver, or Javelin?

Silver please.

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Online text in a pretend baazar won't do anything, I am afraid to say.

*hugs Robert*

I need a lance.

Bronze, Iron, Steel, Silver, or Javelin?

Silver please.

That'll be 3,200 Gold.

Omg I am hurt by onlinw text :(

Bugger off, Robert.

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Online text in a pretend baazar won't do anything, I am afraid to say.

*hugs Robert*

I need a lance.

Bronze, Iron, Steel, Silver, or Javelin?

Silver please.

That'll be 3,200 Gold.

Alright. *pays the 3,200 gold*

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Online text in a pretend baazar won't do anything, I am afraid to say.

*hugs Robert*

I need a lance.

Bronze, Iron, Steel, Silver, or Javelin?

Silver please.

That'll be 3,200 Gold.

Alright. *pays the 3,200 gold*

Thank you. We look forward to doing business with you again.

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I'm considering going troll hunting. What'chya reccomend Don Passione?

You see this beauty here? It's a fascinating little .50 Magnum called a Handcannon. It's so powerful, it's capable of punching a hole through a tank at 30 yards.

I'll sell it to you for a cheap 50,000 gold, along with twenty speedloaders with ammo and ammo pre-chambered.

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I'm considering going troll hunting. What'chya reccomend Don Passione?

You see this beauty here? It's a fascinating little .50 Magnum called a Handcannon. It's so powerful, it's capable of punching a hole through a tank at 30 yards.

I'll sell it to you for a cheap 50,000 gold, along with twenty speedloaders with ammo and ammo pre-chambered.

.50, definitely sounds like it's as powerful as it is pretty. 50,000 gil huh? I will consider it...

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Heey.. do you have anything that can make a lance unbreakable?

I have a can of Indestruct-A-Lance here. It'll copst you about 3,000 gold for the whole quart can.

I want a whip. To hit people I don't like.

Would that be a bull whip, a beam whip, a holy whip, a chain whip, or what? Prease be more specific with the type of whip.

Please note we no longer carry and Vampire Killing whips. That fellow with the beard and the old-fashioned longcoat came by and bought them all. Something about needing to strengthen the seal on Dracula...?

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